Man, I wish unicorns were real.

That would be so cool. (yawns)

So... cool... (snores)

(horse whinnies)

Oh my gosh! They do exist!

Come with me! Let's have fun adventures together!

You don't have to ask me twice!

Whee! It's everything I ever dreamed!

(boy laughs)

In the magical land of unicorns, there's no need for clothing!

Whatever you say!

No, no, no! Take it off slowly.

Yes. That pleases me.

(boy laughs)

Polish my magic horn!

Okay!

(horse makes noises of pleasure)

And then what happened?

If you polish a unicorn horn long enough, it gives you unicorn mayonnaise.

It's what I used to make these sandwiches.