WEBVTT 00:00:04.167 --> 00:00:07.112 Yes, I'm sorry to have to tell you this 00:00:07.681 --> 00:00:08.819 But... 00:00:10.927 --> 00:00:12.837 but in the light of recent events 00:00:14.420 --> 00:00:17.375 and redundancies within the company 00:00:20.152 --> 00:00:22.554 It's your turn now 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.919 And I'm really sorry, but... 00:00:34.138 --> 00:00:36.154 You're fired. 00:00:40.176 --> 00:00:42.340 Am I what, sorry? 00:00:42.340 --> 00:00:44.867 You are fired 00:00:53.929 --> 00:00:56.555 And what does that mean? 00:00:58.571 --> 00:01:00.518 It doesn't mean anything other than 00:01:02.930 --> 00:01:05.081 That you're fired. 00:01:15.177 --> 00:01:17.999 Thank you very much 00:01:17.999 --> 00:01:18.608 00:01:18.608 --> 00:01:18.608 Well, thank you. 00:01:38.300 --> 00:01:39.501 Well, what did he say? 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:42.120 That was really bizarre... 00:01:42.203 --> 00:01:43.650 Why? 00:01:43.650 --> 00:01:45.584 that man is very strange... 00:01:45.584 --> 00:01:47.060 What did he say? 00:01:47.060 --> 00:01:49.041 He said I was on fire 00:01:49.041 --> 00:01:50.541 Did he say that? 00:01:50.541 --> 00:01:52.979 Yeah, "You're on fire" 00:01:52.979 --> 00:01:55.254 He said I was on fire! 00:01:55.254 --> 00:01:57.045 Very strange... 00:01:57.045 --> 00:02:01.179 Exactly what he said to me last week 00:02:01.740 --> 00:02:04.276 Let's get back to work! 00:02:40.045 --> 00:02:43.948 Hello and welcome to the first Fóstbræður episode 00:02:44.421 --> 00:02:46.208 This tune that you're hearing now 00:02:46.208 --> 00:02:47.964 is our themesong 00:02:47.964 --> 00:02:49.898 This is the Fóstbræður themesong 00:02:49.898 --> 00:02:51.532 and... 00:02:51.532 --> 00:02:57.426 if I'm not mistaken you'll be humming this song for the next few weeks 00:02:57.900 --> 00:03:00.192 But my name is Sigurður Kjarnanon 00:03:02.016 --> 00:03:04.175 Hylmir Snær Gunnarsson 00:03:04.741 --> 00:03:06.803 Benedikt Erlingsson, glad to see so many of you 00:03:07.579 --> 00:03:09.397 Helga Braga, Hi! 00:03:10.288 --> 00:03:13.341 Jón Gnarr, I hope you'll enjoy yourself 00:03:37.623 --> 00:03:41.232 Yeah, my name is Halldór and I'm a salesman 00:03:41.820 --> 00:03:44.079 Sometimes called the salesman of death 00:03:45.294 --> 00:03:46.803 I sell drugs 00:03:50.793 --> 00:03:54.278 I begin the day early to catch the morning traffic 00:03:55.207 --> 00:03:57.673 Drugs, drugs! 00:03:58.065 --> 00:04:00.830 Get yourself something stimulation for a busy day! 00:04:01.553 --> 00:04:02.585 Amphetamine 00:04:03.370 --> 00:04:04.398 Hash 00:04:05.289 --> 00:04:07.639 In this job you constantly need to be on the lookout 00:04:08.179 --> 00:04:11.280 Disguised policemen can be lurking everywhere 00:04:22.978 --> 00:04:26.120 But when I can feel that I'm being watched downtown 00:04:26.568 --> 00:04:29.030 I go door to door and try to sell there 00:04:38.036 --> 00:04:40.334 Good evening 00:04:40.334 --> 00:04:41.744 I'm selling drugs 00:04:41.744 --> 00:04:44.714 I see, look I can't afford it at the moment 00:04:44.714 --> 00:04:46.878 Well, alright 00:04:46.878 --> 00:04:48.429 Thanks 00:04:49.772 --> 00:04:51.710 It has it's highs and lows 00:04:51.710 --> 00:04:53.093 Sometimes I'm received well 00:04:53.093 --> 00:04:56.763 But some are maybe skint... 00:04:58.263 --> 00:05:00.036 Good afternoon 00:05:00.124 --> 00:05:02.121 I'm here to sell drugs 00:05:02.138 --> 00:05:04.899 Do you have some good Amphetamine? 00:05:04.899 --> 00:05:08.250 Yes, I have some very nice Amphetamine here, in pill form 00:05:08.250 --> 00:05:10.493 Very clean stuff 00:05:10.493 --> 00:05:11.264 Sounds very good 00:05:11.264 --> 00:05:12.374 Good price? 00:05:12.374 --> 00:05:14.210 Yes, very good price 00:05:14.210 --> 00:05:16.962 I also have an Amphetamine offer on at the moment 00:05:16.962 --> 00:05:19.899 And I also have a set of all kinds of drugs 00:05:19.899 --> 00:05:22.378 like a starter kit 00:05:22.378 --> 00:05:25.344 That sounds awfully tempting 00:05:28.008 --> 00:05:32.124 It's usually very lonely to come home at night 00:05:32.124 --> 00:05:37.878 But there's a sense of security knowing that the police guards my house 00:05:37.878 --> 00:05:40.509 Good night boys 00:05:48.706 --> 00:05:53.060 The American football player OJ Simpson 00:05:53.060 --> 00:05:57.867 Was sentenced to pay 600 million ISK in damages 00:06:00.210 --> 00:06:02.571 and I was wondering 00:06:02.571 --> 00:06:04.027 Why ISK? 00:06:06.212 --> 00:06:06.369 00:06:06.369 --> 00:06:11.344 Where does OJ Simpson get all this Icelandic money? 00:06:15.254 --> 00:06:16.960 Ah, nice weather don't you think? 00:06:16.960 --> 00:06:18.335 yeah, it's very nice 00:06:18.335 --> 00:06:20.545 The sun is shining 00:06:20.545 --> 00:06:23.039 Can you hear the birds? 00:06:23.039 --> 00:06:26.263 We're here on the green grass surrounded by nature 00:06:26.263 --> 00:06:29.499 Not inside some white dead office 00:06:30.810 --> 00:06:32.960 That's why I just want you to relax 00:06:34.760 --> 00:06:36.640 Enjoy being here 00:06:36.730 --> 00:06:38.853 Put your chin down 00:06:38.853 --> 00:06:40.681 all the way down 00:06:41.789 --> 00:06:43.730 til you can't understand what you're saying 00:06:43.730 --> 00:06:45.888 Put your tongue out like this 00:06:45.888 --> 00:06:47.039 relax 00:06:47.039 --> 00:06:48.770 relax the tongue 00:06:52.256 --> 00:06:54.816 and close your eyes 00:06:54.816 --> 00:06:55.860 relax... 00:06:57.291 --> 00:06:59.119 completely relax 00:07:00.017 --> 00:07:01.503 and kiss me 00:07:02.121 --> 00:07:03.290 No, what is this?! 00:07:05.044 --> 00:07:05.770 No no 00:07:06.093 --> 00:07:07.162 just relax 00:07:07.347 --> 00:07:08.582 Relax 00:07:09.706 --> 00:07:11.462 the quiet, and the nature 00:07:11.462 --> 00:07:13.285 Just relax 00:07:13.285 --> 00:07:15.093 Completely relax 00:07:26.412 --> 00:07:28.345 And kiss me 00:07:28.459 --> 00:07:29.627 No, I'm not gonna kiss you 00:07:29.627 --> 00:07:31.791 No, just relax 00:07:31.791 --> 00:07:33.472 That's it, relax 00:07:36.703 --> 00:07:38.394 Don't fall asleep 00:07:39.332 --> 00:07:40.920 And kiss me 00:07:44.459 --> 00:07:46.454 No, what is going on?! 00:07:46.454 --> 00:07:48.690 I didn't mean to kiss you 00:07:48.690 --> 00:07:50.127 What have I done? 00:07:50.127 --> 00:07:51.671 And relax 00:07:53.777 --> 00:07:55.119 Good afternoon doctor 00:07:55.119 --> 00:07:56.208 Good afternoon 00:07:56.208 --> 00:07:57.980 What can I do for you? 00:07:57.980 --> 00:08:02.122 I've been meaning to talk to you for a while 00:08:02.122 --> 00:08:04.312 But I feel a little like... 00:08:07.728 --> 00:08:09.622 Well maybe I'm just being a bit paranoid 00:08:09.622 --> 00:08:14.624 But I feel like my hair is starting to thin out a little bit 00:08:14.624 --> 00:08:17.263 thinning out? 00:08:18.059 --> 00:08:19.842 Your hair? 00:08:19.960 --> 00:08:24.421 Now I do have very thick hair 00:08:24.421 --> 00:08:29.879 and when I run my fingers through my hair 00:08:29.879 --> 00:08:32.662 I feel like it's starting to thin out a little bit 00:08:32.662 --> 00:08:34.614 But a lot, just a little bit 00:08:34.614 --> 00:08:35.895 I see... 00:08:38.249 --> 00:08:41.018 You see my brother began losing his hair a while ago 00:08:41.018 --> 00:08:45.153 and is now completely bald 00:08:46.456 --> 00:08:50.045 and I don't wanna end up like him 00:08:50.045 --> 00:08:53.230 so I wanna prevent that from happening to me 00:08:54.094 --> 00:08:58.261 Do you maybe have some sort of cream, shampoo or something? 00:08:58.261 --> 00:09:01.710 Uuh, no I'm afraid there's not much of that 00:09:01.710 --> 00:09:02.975 But... 00:09:04.206 --> 00:09:07.801 What do you find wrong with being bald? 00:09:09.979 --> 00:09:12.927 There's nothing really wrong with it 00:09:13.044 --> 00:09:16.350 It suits probably some people 00:09:18.489 --> 00:09:20.949 It's just not for me 00:09:22.343 --> 00:09:26.491 But there are many famous historical figures bald 00:09:26.491 --> 00:09:27.574 Lenin 00:09:27.574 --> 00:09:28.789 and Caesar 00:09:28.789 --> 00:09:30.809 and more were bald 00:09:30.809 --> 00:09:34.269 I cannot look a bald person in the eye 00:09:35.900 --> 00:09:38.889 I have not spoken to my brother for 2 years 00:09:38.889 --> 00:09:41.551 I feel so sorry for him 00:09:42.015 --> 00:09:44.171 and the poor guy is in such denial 00:09:45.809 --> 00:09:48.463 and does he not admit that he is bald? 00:09:48.463 --> 00:09:49.620 Yes, he does 00:09:49.620 --> 00:09:51.371 But he finds it cool 00:09:51.371 --> 00:09:52.635 How odd 00:09:53.728 --> 00:09:56.761 Listen, let's have a look 00:10:04.518 --> 00:10:06.049 I have a spoon 00:10:07.865 --> 00:10:11.013 and you can feel here that i's cold 00:10:11.013 --> 00:10:13.542 Yeah, it's really cold 00:10:13.542 --> 00:10:15.626 But you can't feel anything now right? 00:10:16.902 --> 00:10:17.962 No 00:10:17.962 --> 00:10:21.126 No, that's because the hair is inbetween 00:10:21.126 --> 00:10:23.477 What do you feel now? 00:10:24.662 --> 00:10:27.736 Nothing, the hair is inbetween 00:10:34.204 --> 00:10:37.626 I don´t know how to tell you this 00:10:37.626 --> 00:10:41.377 I don't want to hurt your feelings 00:10:41.377 --> 00:10:44.373 But I have to tell you... 00:10:44.373 --> 00:10:46.313 You, you are bald 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:53.111 What do you mean? 00:10:53.127 --> 00:10:56.066 I mean that, you are bald 00:10:57.901 --> 00:10:59.842 Completely bald 00:11:06.740 --> 00:11:09.838 So what you mean is that my hair is all in my imagination 00:11:10.383 --> 00:11:11.421 Yes 00:11:12.545 --> 00:11:14.903 And this lock of hair here 00:11:14.903 --> 00:11:17.329 is just an imaginary lock 00:11:18.682 --> 00:11:19.690 Yes 00:11:19.690 --> 00:11:25.249 And this pain that I feel now is just imaginary pain 00:11:25.249 --> 00:11:27.180 yes 00:11:27.180 --> 00:11:28.373 That's correct 00:11:28.373 --> 00:11:32.035 Just see for yourself 00:11:35.823 --> 00:11:41.788 Can it be doctor that you react this way because you are a redhead 00:11:49.207 --> 00:11:51.261 hang on, hang on, what do you mean? 00:11:51.648 --> 00:11:53.899 Now you are a redhead 00:11:53.899 --> 00:11:59.579 No, I'm not a redhead, but I used to be and suffered a lot because of it 00:11:59.579 --> 00:12:02.347 But today I am thankfully bald 00:12:06.653 --> 00:12:08.713 You're bald? 00:12:08.864 --> 00:12:11.884 Yes, not a single hair on my head 00:12:14.649 --> 00:12:18.342 Well...I see this isn't going anywhere 00:12:22.180 --> 00:12:23.499 Take care 00:12:28.981 --> 00:12:33.476 You are no more balder than I am! 00:12:40.661 --> 00:12:46.881 Bye bye, and thank you for coming! 00:12:49.963 --> 00:12:54.812 I never leave the house without carrying with me a small kitten 00:12:54.812 --> 00:12:56.408 I can keep it on my pocket 00:12:56.408 --> 00:12:57.706 or in my bag 00:12:57.706 --> 00:12:59.206 or in the car 00:12:59.206 --> 00:13:03.897 So if anyone asks me if they know someone that needs to get rid of a kitten 00:13:03.897 --> 00:13:05.542 I sure think so 00:13:05.542 --> 00:13:05.929 00:13:05.929 --> 00:13:10.375 I bring out the kitten and the person gains a new companion 00:13:10.375 --> 00:13:16.926 and I get rid of the hassle of raising, feeding and carrying around a small kitten 00:13:23.862 --> 00:13:30.593 Just relax and get comfortable 00:13:32.889 --> 00:13:34.739 I'm almost ready 00:13:34.739 --> 00:13:36.460 There's no point taking photos of me 00:13:36.460 --> 00:13:37.371 I'm so ugly 00:13:37.371 --> 00:13:38.810 No that's not true 00:13:38.810 --> 00:13:41.963 Yes, I'm hideously ugly 00:13:41.963 --> 00:13:46.041 No, you're very pretty 00:13:46.041 --> 00:13:49.335 No, I am very ugly! 00:13:49.335 --> 00:13:53.562 You know what,I think you're a very beautiful girl 00:13:59.670 --> 00:14:00.977 You think so? 00:14:00.977 --> 00:14:02.660 Yeah, I think you're a cutie 00:14:06.398 --> 00:14:07.575 Really? 00:14:07.980 --> 00:14:09.889 Yea 00:14:09.889 --> 00:14:12.377 No you don't mean it 00:14:12.377 --> 00:14:15.729 Don't, I am ugly 00:14:15.729 --> 00:14:17.481 There's no point taking photos of me 00:14:19.961 --> 00:14:24.712 You know, I really think you're nice looking 00:14:24.813 --> 00:14:32.255 I mean...would you like to go on a date with me? 00:14:34.896 --> 00:14:36.123 With you? 00:14:36.177 --> 00:14:38.344 Yeah just something relaxing 00:14:38.344 --> 00:14:39.624 and do what? 00:14:39.624 --> 00:14:40.771 Go out for dinner 00:14:40.771 --> 00:14:43.090 for example 00:14:44.489 --> 00:14:45.887 Where? 00:14:47.735 --> 00:14:50.870 For real, you'd like to go out with me? 00:14:52.935 --> 00:14:54.410 Not just got to a hot dog stand or something? 00:14:55.125 --> 00:14:55.947 No 00:14:57.409 --> 00:14:59.505 No, somewhere romantic 00:14:59.980 --> 00:15:02.040 Listen, have you modeled before? 00:15:02.040 --> 00:15:02.736 Me? 00:15:02.736 --> 00:15:07.570 Yeah, I feel like you've been modeling before 00:15:07.570 --> 00:15:08.933 Me? 00:15:08.933 --> 00:15:09.951 Yea 00:15:11.582 --> 00:15:14.201 I feel like I recognize you from somewhere 00:15:16.889 --> 00:15:18.966 No, you're just messing with me 00:15:18.966 --> 00:15:20.929 You'd never wanna be seen with me 00:15:20.929 --> 00:15:22.092 Just see how ugly I am 00:15:22.092 --> 00:15:24.032 See how ugly I am 00:15:30.947 --> 00:15:33.086 I know exactly what I'm talking about 00:15:33.378 --> 00:15:36.787 I've been in this business for a long time 00:15:36.787 --> 00:15:42.320 And I know what I'm talking about when I say that you have nice facial features 00:15:42.620 --> 00:15:44.346 You have really nice features 00:15:45.371 --> 00:15:48.693 your hair for example, really beautiful 00:15:48.693 --> 00:15:49.743 You think so? 00:15:49.743 --> 00:15:51.570 You think my hair is beautiful? 00:15:51.570 --> 00:15:54.651 You have that special chestnut brown hair 00:15:54.651 --> 00:15:57.960 You never see that kinda hair, except for maybe in Paris 00:15:57.960 --> 00:15:59.205 You don't think it's too thick? 00:15:59.205 --> 00:16:02.213 No, it's the perfect looking hair 00:16:05.961 --> 00:16:08.980 And the eyes, you have really nice eyes 00:16:08.980 --> 00:16:12.044 You're such a cutie pie 00:16:12.044 --> 00:16:13.654 Yeah for real 00:16:17.253 --> 00:16:18.959 It's true 00:16:19.313 --> 00:16:22.088 No, I am ugly 00:16:22.498 --> 00:16:24.359 I'm very ugly 00:16:24.377 --> 00:16:27.020 I'm extremely ugly! 00:16:27.020 --> 00:16:28.207 And you're lying to me 00:16:28.207 --> 00:16:29.651 See how ugly I am 00:16:42.449 --> 00:16:43.495 ugh, see 00:16:43.646 --> 00:16:45.048 I am ugly 00:16:46.818 --> 00:16:49.294 No, you're not ugly 00:16:49.294 --> 00:16:51.069 You just...don't photograph very well 00:18:11.250 --> 00:18:12.963 Alright boys 00:18:12.963 --> 00:18:15.958 You might know there's been a lot of break-ins all over town 00:18:15.958 --> 00:18:18.255 We've gotta spread out and keep a low profile 00:18:18.255 --> 00:18:20.298 And see what we can find out 00:18:20.298 --> 00:18:24.923 Donni og Kalli, you go to the west side of town 00:18:25.781 --> 00:18:29.260 Jonni and Benni, you go east and Þingholt 00:18:33.041 --> 00:18:35.629 Put your disguises on at the front desk 00:18:36.664 --> 00:18:40.879 And for the love of god, be careful out there 00:18:41.853 --> 00:18:43.994 Benni, I need to talk to you 00:19:06.297 --> 00:19:09.781 Racism, has been on the news a lot lately 00:19:09.781 --> 00:19:11.853 And for a good reason 00:19:11.853 --> 00:19:14.541 The numbers of immigrants in Iceland are increasing 00:19:14.541 --> 00:19:21.870 So we decided to investigate if racism has began to surface in our small nation 00:19:22.175 --> 00:19:24.793 Sigurjón Kjartanson, you went to investigate 00:19:24.870 --> 00:19:26.412 Yes, that's correct 00:19:26.412 --> 00:19:28.793 And what we discovered was shocking 00:19:37.926 --> 00:19:40.471 I decided to disguise myself as a china man 00:19:41.887 --> 00:19:43.976 Go out into the public and see what reception I would get 00:19:54.129 --> 00:19:55.873 The reception was horrifying 00:19:56.612 --> 00:19:59.313 People laughed at my appearance and race 00:19:59.874 --> 00:20:04.123 And found it funny that I was from a land far away 00:20:04.123 --> 00:20:06.007 and spoke an exotic language 00:20:06.123 --> 00:20:08.791 Is it still halloween? 00:20:24.325 --> 00:20:25.527 Typical 00:20:29.704 --> 00:20:31.428 Is this a joke? 00:20:31.819 --> 00:20:33.981 I found it hard to believe 00:20:33.981 --> 00:20:36.375 I decided to reply to a few job vacancies 00:20:36.375 --> 00:20:38.263 and see what reception I would get 00:20:39.872 --> 00:20:42.571 I decided to go under the name Hoshi Ding Dong 00:20:42.571 --> 00:20:44.842 And went for a few job interviews 00:20:45.930 --> 00:20:48.189 Hoshi Ding Dong 00:20:52.289 --> 00:20:54.197 What is this? 00:20:59.415 --> 00:21:01.713 What do you need? 00:21:02.331 --> 00:21:04.593 I want job 00:21:05.174 --> 00:21:06.285 work 00:21:08.041 --> 00:21:10.714 Is this some kinda joke? 00:21:15.206 --> 00:21:16.980 My name is Hoshi Ding Dong 00:21:16.980 --> 00:21:18.248 No joke 00:21:19.378 --> 00:21:21.359 I feel like I recognize you 00:21:25.097 --> 00:21:27.394 Microphones and everything 00:21:29.291 --> 00:21:32.596 Why don't you just go make jokes somewhere else 00:21:35.623 --> 00:21:38.312 That's quite a costume you've got on there 00:21:54.253 --> 00:21:56.426 You are racism 00:21:58.963 --> 00:22:01.002 Racist! 00:22:03.571 --> 00:22:06.071 I've never seen anything like it 00:22:08.704 --> 00:22:10.509 Racist! 00:22:11.331 --> 00:22:12.605 Racist 00:22:14.012 --> 00:22:16.587 No, this is a joke right? 00:22:18.148 --> 00:22:20.398 You're just messing about right? 00:22:22.789 --> 00:22:24.669 You might find this funny 00:22:27.738 --> 00:22:29.263 what is this? 00:22:29.407 --> 00:22:31.284 you might find this funny 00:22:31.284 --> 00:22:34.391 but there's loads of Asian people living here unemployed 00:22:36.296 --> 00:22:38.263 This is a joke 00:22:38.822 --> 00:22:42.922 This isn't a? Well this isn't candid camera that's for sure 00:22:45.343 --> 00:22:50.484 Everywhere I went I was mocked and ridiculed 00:22:54.957 --> 00:22:57.291 I felt really bad after that day 00:22:57.291 --> 00:22:59.591 I felt humiliated and isolated 00:23:02.172 --> 00:23:09.000 If this is the reality with us here in Iceland, we can except the same from our travels to other countries 00:23:12.213 --> 00:23:18.126 That's why I'm telling you, don't let race and peoples appearance blind you 00:23:18.126 --> 00:23:21.232 Stop racism 00:23:31.626 --> 00:23:33.279 Reykjavík 00:23:33.370 --> 00:23:34.810 The city of fear 00:23:34.810 --> 00:23:36.307 Criminals run-a-muck 00:23:36.307 --> 00:23:38.426 and no one gets justice 00:23:38.962 --> 00:23:41.529 Now the police are turning to you 00:23:41.529 --> 00:23:43.665 Help us help you 00:23:43.665 --> 00:23:46.703 Report the crime before it happens 00:23:46.703 --> 00:23:48.647 Call 112 00:23:48.647 --> 00:23:50.692 And you could win 00:23:50.692 --> 00:23:52.119 A free pizza! 00:23:52.119 --> 00:23:53.874 Thank you for yourself friend 00:23:53.874 --> 00:23:55.669 And enjoy your meal 00:23:56.610 --> 00:23:58.221 Take part in a fun game 00:23:58.221 --> 00:24:02.127 Everyone that reports a crime gets their name put in the pizza raffle 00:24:02.127 --> 00:24:07.572 and each day get 4 lucky people piping hot pizza delivered to their door 00:24:07.572 --> 00:24:09.204 and a fizzy drink of their own choice! 00:24:13.264 --> 00:24:15.895 Stop crime, eat pizza 00:24:16.345 --> 00:24:17.928 The Police 00:24:22.460 --> 00:24:23.898 I'd like to ask you Sigurjón 00:24:23.898 --> 00:24:26.543 In regards to this show 00:24:26.543 --> 00:24:30.542 Didn't you ever find it difficult ? 00:24:30.542 --> 00:24:34.332 I mean, I personally have a life experience regarding it 00:24:34.332 --> 00:24:36.689 I was sitting in my car, learning my lines 00:24:36.689 --> 00:24:38.898 the sun was shining 00:24:38.898 --> 00:24:41.651 and I thought, why am I here? 00:24:41.651 --> 00:24:43.334 Why am I not outside with the nature? 00:24:43.334 --> 00:24:48.041 You have of course worked on other TV shows 00:24:48.041 --> 00:24:50.207 and have experience with this sort of work 00:24:50.207 --> 00:24:53.334 But don't you think it's difficult? 00:24:53.334 --> 00:24:57.339 By that I mean different from other jobs 00:24:57.339 --> 00:24:59.609 I've worked at a bar and as a fisherman 00:24:59.609 --> 00:25:00.874 Both difficult jobs 00:25:00.874 --> 00:25:03.649 But very different from each other 00:25:03.649 --> 00:25:09.202 I went for example to Seville for Spanish lessons 00:25:09.202 --> 00:25:12.907 And that was really hard 00:25:14.876 --> 00:25:16.928 you understand, but kinda similar 00:25:16.928 --> 00:25:19.176 I mean we both been working from 9 in the morning til 12 at night 00:25:19.176 --> 00:25:21.620 I mean you're family man 00:25:21.620 --> 00:25:26.026 I mean you can't even go to the bank 00:25:26.540 --> 00:25:29.590 I can't get a word in because of you 00:25:33.380 --> 00:25:35.030 I'm so sorry 00:25:36.454 --> 00:25:39.502 Sigurjón, I was asking you, i didn't mean to walk all over you 00:25:39.821 --> 00:25:41.060 You talk 00:25:41.060 --> 00:25:43.740 I hate it personally when someone walks all over me 00:25:43.740 --> 00:25:45.818 I mean you're talking, you wanna say something 00:25:45.818 --> 00:25:47.820 You just get so angry, you can't get a word in 00:25:47.820 --> 00:25:50.059 Because there's someone talking over you, I just hate it 00:25:50.059 --> 00:25:52.877 Just say it, express what you want to say 00:25:52.877 --> 00:25:54.570 I want to know about you 00:25:57.385 --> 00:25:59.399 Here with us is Philip Brovhny 00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:03.040 Better know as Filippus Bragi 00:26:03.203 --> 00:26:05.456 Which is of course his Icelandic name 00:26:05.456 --> 00:26:07.409 Welcome to the show 00:26:07.409 --> 00:26:08.427 No 00:26:10.089 --> 00:26:13.020 Now it's been 26 years since you came to this country 00:26:13.020 --> 00:26:14.312 No 00:26:16.346 --> 00:26:17.870 Well maybe not 26 years 00:26:17.870 --> 00:26:18.811 No 00:26:19.735 --> 00:26:21.712 Well something like that 00:26:21.853 --> 00:26:26.287 but you came here recently with your family and you settled down here, isn't that right? 00:26:26.287 --> 00:26:28.070 That's right 00:26:28.070 --> 00:26:29.371 26 years 00:26:30.618 --> 00:26:33.647 When I came here it was... 00:26:37.847 --> 00:26:41.494 There was a lot of turbulence on the airplane when you came here? 00:26:41.704 --> 00:26:43.258 No 00:26:46.395 --> 00:26:48.288 Cold then? 00:26:48.541 --> 00:26:50.279 Yes 00:26:50.810 --> 00:26:52.789 26 years 00:26:57.624 --> 00:26:59.709 Yeah, it wasn't ruined? 00:27:02.839 --> 00:27:04.210 But tell me 00:27:04.210 --> 00:27:08.010 Now you're one of the biggest modern day publishers of Icelandic literature 00:27:10.405 --> 00:27:12.839 When did you get interested in Icelandic culture? 00:27:15.447 --> 00:27:17.288 Icelandic culture 00:27:17.288 --> 00:27:21.485 Milking Breasts? 00:27:21.485 --> 00:27:21.486 Milking breasts? 00:27:31.464 --> 00:27:33.284 Right 00:27:33.284 --> 00:27:36.534 But, do you think Iceland is a cultured nation? 00:27:36.534 --> 00:27:38.490 No 00:27:38.490 --> 00:27:40.343 No? 00:27:40.343 --> 00:27:42.360 No 00:27:43.795 --> 00:27:48.031 But what do you think about modern day Icelandic literature? 00:27:56.476 --> 00:27:57.918 Literature aren't breasts 00:28:00.579 --> 00:28:02.287 Walk the long road 00:28:02.287 --> 00:28:03.871 Yeah, walk the long road 00:28:10.740 --> 00:28:12.755 Yes, but let's focus on something else 00:28:13.377 --> 00:28:15.422 Now you speak fluent Icelandic 00:28:16.461 --> 00:28:18.503 Don't fuck me 00:28:18.786 --> 00:28:20.757 No no 00:28:23.491 --> 00:28:26.959 But, did your children help you with learning Icelandic? 00:28:27.100 --> 00:28:30.041 My children always fucking their father 00:28:30.704 --> 00:28:32.927 Always fucking 00:28:37.291 --> 00:28:39.428 Your children sound very energetic 00:28:39.648 --> 00:28:41.926 indeed 00:28:44.493 --> 00:28:46.013 It was very nice to have you on the show 00:28:46.013 --> 00:28:47.790 No 00:28:47.790 --> 00:28:49.874 Well, I thought so atleast 00:28:51.010 --> 00:28:53.195 Thank you very much 00:28:53.383 --> 00:28:54.216 no 00:28:55.370 --> 00:28:57.498 And take care 00:28:57.498 --> 00:28:59.280 Hello 00:29:02.956 --> 00:29:05.757 Just fucking you 00:29:06.579 --> 00:29:08.566 Thank you 00:29:14.170 --> 00:29:19.086 This episode is now over 00:29:30.033 --> 00:29:32.128 We'll see you next week 00:29:32.128 --> 00:29:34.831 Unless one of us dies 00:29:35.626 --> 00:29:37.109 yeah but that's a different story 00:29:37.878 --> 00:29:40.949 Thank you, bye bye!