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Yes, I'm sorry to have to tell you this

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But...

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but in the light of recent events

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and redundancies within the company

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It's your turn now

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And I'm really sorry, but...

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You're fired.

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Am I what, sorry?

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You are fired

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And what does that mean?

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It doesn't mean anything other than

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That you're fired.

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Thank you very much

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Well, thank you.

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Well, what did he say?

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That was really bizarre...

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Why?

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that man is very strange...

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What did he say?

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He said I was on fire

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Did he say that?

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Yeah, "You're on fire"

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He said I was on fire!

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Very strange...

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Exactly what he said to me last week

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Let's get back to work!

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Hello and welcome to the first Fóstbræður episode

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This tune that you're hearing now

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is our themesong

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This is the Fóstbræður themesong

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and...

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if I'm not mistaken you'll be humming this song for the next few weeks

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But my name is Sigurður Kjarnanon

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Hylmir Snær Gunnarsson

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Benedikt Erlingsson, glad to see so many of you

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Helga Braga, Hi!

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Jón Gnarr, I hope you'll enjoy yourself

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Yeah, my name is Halldór and I'm a salesman

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Sometimes called the salesman of death

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I sell drugs

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I begin the day early to catch the morning traffic

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Drugs, drugs!

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Get yourself something stimulation for a busy day!

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Amphetamine

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Hash

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In this job you constantly need to be on the lookout

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Disguised policemen can be lurking everywhere

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But when I can feel that I'm being watched downtown

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I go door to door and try to sell there

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Good evening

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I'm selling drugs

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I see, look I can't afford it at the moment

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Well, alright

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Thanks

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It has it's highs and lows

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Sometimes I'm received well

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But some are maybe skint...

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Good afternoon

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I'm here to sell drugs

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Do you have some good Amphetamine?

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Yes, I have some very nice Amphetamine here, in pill form

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Very clean stuff

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Sounds very good

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Good price?

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Yes, very good price

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I also have an Amphetamine offer on at the moment

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And I also have a set of all kinds of drugs

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like a starter kit

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That sounds awfully tempting

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It's usually very lonely to come home at night

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But there's a sense of security knowing that the police guards my house

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Good night boys

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The American football player OJ Simpson

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Was sentenced to pay 600 million ISK in damages

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and I was wondering

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Why ISK?

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Where does OJ Simpson get all this Icelandic money?

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Ah, nice weather don't you think?

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yeah, it's very nice

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The sun is shining

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Can you hear the birds?

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We're here on the green grass surrounded by nature

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Not inside some white dead office

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That's why I just want you to relax

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Enjoy being here

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Put your chin down

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all the way down

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til you can't understand what you're saying

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Put your tongue out like this

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relax

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relax the tongue

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and close your eyes

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relax...

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completely relax

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and kiss me

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No, what is this?!

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No no

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just relax

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Relax

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the quiet, and the nature

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Just relax

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Completely relax

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And kiss me

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No, I'm not gonna kiss you

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No, just relax

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That's it, relax

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Don't fall asleep

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And kiss me

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No, what is going on?!

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I didn't mean to kiss you

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What have I done?

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And relax

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Good afternoon doctor

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Good afternoon

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What can I do for you?

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I've been meaning to talk to you for a while

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But I feel a little like...

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Well maybe I'm just being a bit paranoid

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But I feel like my hair is starting to thin out a little bit

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thinning out?

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Your hair?

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Now I do have very thick hair

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and when I run my fingers through my hair

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I feel like it's starting to thin out a little bit

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But a lot, just a little bit

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I see...

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You see my brother began losing his hair a while ago

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and is now completely bald

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and I don't wanna end up like him

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so I wanna prevent that from happening to me

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Do you maybe have some sort of cream, shampoo or something?

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Uuh, no I'm afraid there's not much of that

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But...

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What do you find wrong with being bald?

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There's nothing really wrong with it

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It suits probably some people

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It's just not for me

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But there are many famous historical figures bald

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Lenin

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and Caesar

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and more were bald

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I cannot look a bald person in the eye

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I have not spoken to my brother for 2 years

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I feel so sorry for him

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and the poor guy is in such denial

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and does he not admit that he is bald?

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Yes, he does

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But he finds it cool

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How odd

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Listen, let's have a look

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I have a spoon

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and you can feel here that i's cold

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Yeah, it's really cold

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But you can't feel anything now right?

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No

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No, that's because the hair is inbetween

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What do you feel now?

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Nothing, the hair is inbetween

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I don´t know how to tell you this

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I don't want to hurt your feelings

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But I have to tell you...

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You, you are bald

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What do you mean?

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I mean that, you are bald

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Completely bald

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So what you mean is that my hair is all in my imagination

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Yes

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And this lock of hair here

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is just an imaginary lock

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Yes

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And this pain that I feel now is just imaginary pain

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yes

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That's correct

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Just see for yourself

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Can it be doctor that you react this way because you are a redhead

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hang on, hang on, what do you mean?

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Now you are a redhead

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No, I'm not a redhead, but I used to be and suffered a lot because of it

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But today I am thankfully bald

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You're bald?

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Yes, not a single hair on my head

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Well...I see this isn't going anywhere

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Take care

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You are no more balder than I am!

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Bye bye, and thank you for coming!

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I never leave the house without carrying with me a small kitten

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I can keep it on my pocket

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or in my bag

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or in the car

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So if anyone asks me if they know someone that needs to get rid of a kitten

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I sure think so

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I bring out the kitten and the person gains a new companion

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and I get rid of the hassle of raising, feeding and carrying around a small kitten

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Just relax and get comfortable

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I'm almost ready

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There's no point taking photos of me

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I'm so ugly

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No that's not true

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Yes, I'm hideously ugly

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No, you're very pretty

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No, I am very ugly!

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You know what,I think you're a very beautiful girl

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You think so?

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Yeah, I think you're a cutie

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Really?

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Yea

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No you don't mean it

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Don't, I am ugly

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There's no point taking photos of me

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You know, I really think you're nice looking

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I mean...would you like to go on a date with me?

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With you?

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Yeah just something relaxing

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and do what?

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Go out for dinner

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for example

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Where?

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For real, you'd like to go out with me?

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Not just got to a hot dog stand or something?

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No

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No, somewhere romantic

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Listen, have you modeled before?

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Me?

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Yeah, I feel like you've been modeling before

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Me?

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Yea

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I feel like I recognize you from somewhere

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No, you're just messing with me

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You'd never wanna be seen with me

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Just see how ugly I am

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See how ugly I am

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I know exactly what I'm talking about

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I've been in this business for a long time

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And I know what I'm talking about when I say that you have nice facial features

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You have really nice features

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your hair for example, really beautiful

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You think so?

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You think my hair is beautiful?

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You have that special chestnut brown hair

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You never see that kinda hair, except for maybe in Paris

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You don't think it's too thick?

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No, it's the perfect looking hair

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And the eyes, you have really nice eyes

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You're such a cutie pie

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Yeah for real

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It's true

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No, I am ugly

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I'm very ugly

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I'm extremely ugly!

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And you're lying to me

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See how ugly I am

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ugh, see

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I am ugly

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No, you're not ugly

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You just...don't photograph very well

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Alright boys

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You might know there's been a lot of break-ins all over town

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We've gotta spread out and keep a low profile

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And see what we can find out

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Donni og Kalli, you go to the west side of town

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Jonni and Benni, you go east and Þingholt

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Put your disguises on at the front desk

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And for the love of god, be careful out there

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Benni, I need to talk to you

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Racism, has been on the news a lot lately

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And for a good reason

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The numbers of immigrants in Iceland are increasing

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So we decided to investigate if racism has began to surface in our small nation

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Sigurjón Kjartanson, you went to investigate

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Yes, that's correct

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And what we discovered was shocking

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I decided to disguise myself as a china man

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Go out into the public and see what reception I would get

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The reception was horrifying

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People laughed at my appearance and race

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And found it funny that I was from a land far away

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and spoke an exotic language

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Is it still halloween?

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Typical

283
00:20:29,704 --> 00:20:31,428
Is this a joke?

284
00:20:31,819 --> 00:20:33,981
I found it hard to believe

285
00:20:33,981 --> 00:20:36,375
I decided to reply to a few job vacancies

286
00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:38,263
and see what reception I would get

287
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,571
I decided to go under the name Hoshi Ding Dong

288
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And went for a few job interviews

289
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Hoshi Ding Dong

290
00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:54,197
What is this?

291
00:20:59,415 --> 00:21:01,713
What do you need?

292
00:21:02,331 --> 00:21:04,593
I want job

293
00:21:05,174 --> 00:21:06,285
work

294
00:21:08,041 --> 00:21:10,714
Is this some kinda joke?

295
00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:16,980
My name is Hoshi Ding Dong

296
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:18,248
No joke

297
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,359
I feel like I recognize you

298
00:21:25,097 --> 00:21:27,394
Microphones and everything

299
00:21:29,291 --> 00:21:32,596
Why don't you just go make jokes somewhere else

300
00:21:35,623 --> 00:21:38,312
That's quite a costume you've got on there

301
00:21:54,253 --> 00:21:56,426
You are racism

302
00:21:58,963 --> 00:22:01,002
Racist!

303
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:06,071
I've never seen anything like it

304
00:22:08,704 --> 00:22:10,509
Racist!

305
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:12,605
Racist

306
00:22:14,012 --> 00:22:16,587
No, this is a joke right?

307
00:22:18,148 --> 00:22:20,398
You're just messing about right?

308
00:22:22,789 --> 00:22:24,669
You might find this funny

309
00:22:27,738 --> 00:22:29,263
what is this?

310
00:22:29,407 --> 00:22:31,284
you might find this funny

311
00:22:31,284 --> 00:22:34,391
but there's loads of Asian people living here unemployed

312
00:22:36,296 --> 00:22:38,263
This is a joke

313
00:22:38,822 --> 00:22:42,922
This isn't a? Well this isn't candid camera that's for sure

314
00:22:45,343 --> 00:22:50,484
Everywhere I went I was mocked and ridiculed

315
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,291
I felt really bad after that day

316
00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:59,591
I felt humiliated and isolated

317
00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:09,000
If this is the reality with us here in Iceland, we can except the same from our travels to other countries

318
00:23:12,213 --> 00:23:18,126
That's why I'm telling you, don't let race and peoples appearance blind you

319
00:23:18,126 --> 00:23:21,232
Stop racism

320
00:23:31,626 --> 00:23:33,279
Reykjavík

321
00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,810
The city of fear

322
00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:36,307
Criminals run-a-muck

323
00:23:36,307 --> 00:23:38,426
and no one gets justice

324
00:23:38,962 --> 00:23:41,529
Now the police are turning to you

325
00:23:41,529 --> 00:23:43,665
Help us help you

326
00:23:43,665 --> 00:23:46,703
Report the crime before it happens

327
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Call 112

328
00:23:48,647 --> 00:23:50,692
And you could win

329
00:23:50,692 --> 00:23:52,119
A free pizza!

330
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:53,874
Thank you for yourself friend

331
00:23:53,874 --> 00:23:55,669
And enjoy your meal

332
00:23:56,610 --> 00:23:58,221
Take part in a fun game

333
00:23:58,221 --> 00:24:02,127
Everyone that reports a crime gets their name put in the pizza raffle

334
00:24:02,127 --> 00:24:07,572
and each day get 4 lucky people piping hot pizza delivered to their door

335
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,204
and a fizzy drink of their own choice!

336
00:24:13,264 --> 00:24:15,895
Stop crime, eat pizza

337
00:24:16,345 --> 00:24:17,928
The Police

338
00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:23,898
I'd like to ask you Sigurjón

339
00:24:23,898 --> 00:24:26,543
In regards to this show

340
00:24:26,543 --> 00:24:30,542
Didn't you ever find it difficult ?

341
00:24:30,542 --> 00:24:34,332
I mean, I personally have a life experience regarding it

342
00:24:34,332 --> 00:24:36,689
I was sitting in my car, learning my lines

343
00:24:36,689 --> 00:24:38,898
the sun was shining

344
00:24:38,898 --> 00:24:41,651
and I thought, why am I here?

345
00:24:41,651 --> 00:24:43,334
Why am I not outside with the nature?

346
00:24:43,334 --> 00:24:48,041
You have of course worked on other TV shows

347
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:50,207
and have experience with this sort of work

348
00:24:50,207 --> 00:24:53,334
But don't you think it's difficult?

349
00:24:53,334 --> 00:24:57,339
By that I mean different from other jobs

350
00:24:57,339 --> 00:24:59,609
I've worked at a bar and as a fisherman

351
00:24:59,609 --> 00:25:00,874
Both difficult jobs

352
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,649
But very different from each other

353
00:25:03,649 --> 00:25:09,202
I went for example to Seville for Spanish lessons

354
00:25:09,202 --> 00:25:12,907
And that was really hard

355
00:25:14,876 --> 00:25:16,928
you understand, but kinda similar

356
00:25:16,928 --> 00:25:19,176
I mean we both been working from 9 in the morning til 12 at night

357
00:25:19,176 --> 00:25:21,620
I mean you're family man

358
00:25:21,620 --> 00:25:26,026
I mean you can't even go to the bank

359
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:29,590
I can't get a word in because of you

360
00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:35,030
I'm so sorry

361
00:25:36,454 --> 00:25:39,502
Sigurjón, I was asking you, i didn't mean to walk all over you

362
00:25:39,821 --> 00:25:41,060
You talk

363
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:43,740
I hate it personally when someone walks all over me

364
00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:45,818
I mean you're talking, you wanna say something

365
00:25:45,818 --> 00:25:47,820
You just get so angry, you can't get a word in

366
00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:50,059
Because there's someone talking over you, I just hate it

367
00:25:50,059 --> 00:25:52,877
Just say it, express what you want to say

368
00:25:52,877 --> 00:25:54,570
I want to know about you

369
00:25:57,385 --> 00:25:59,399
Here with us is Philip Brovhny

370
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:03,040
Better know as Filippus Bragi

371
00:26:03,203 --> 00:26:05,456
Which is of course his Icelandic name

372
00:26:05,456 --> 00:26:07,409
Welcome to the show

373
00:26:07,409 --> 00:26:08,427
No

374
00:26:10,089 --> 00:26:13,020
Now it's been 26 years since you came to this country

375
00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:14,312
No

376
00:26:16,346 --> 00:26:17,870
Well maybe not 26 years

377
00:26:17,870 --> 00:26:18,811
No

378
00:26:19,735 --> 00:26:21,712
Well something like that

379
00:26:21,853 --> 00:26:26,287
but you came here recently with your family and you settled down here, isn't that right?

380
00:26:26,287 --> 00:26:28,070
That's right

381
00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:29,371
26 years

382
00:26:30,618 --> 00:26:33,647
When I came here it was...

383
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:41,494
There was a lot of turbulence on the airplane when you came here?

384
00:26:41,704 --> 00:26:43,258
No

385
00:26:46,395 --> 00:26:48,288
Cold then?

386
00:26:48,541 --> 00:26:50,279
Yes

387
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,789
26 years

388
00:26:57,624 --> 00:26:59,709
Yeah, it wasn't ruined?

389
00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:04,210
But tell me

390
00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:08,010
Now you're one of the biggest modern day publishers of Icelandic literature

391
00:27:10,405 --> 00:27:12,839
When did you get interested in Icelandic culture?

392
00:27:15,447 --> 00:27:17,288
Icelandic culture

393
00:27:17,288 --> 00:27:21,485
Milking Breasts?

394
00:27:21,485 --> 00:27:21,486
Milking breasts?

395
00:27:31,464 --> 00:27:33,284
Right

396
00:27:33,284 --> 00:27:36,534
But, do you think Iceland is a cultured nation?

397
00:27:36,534 --> 00:27:38,490
No

398
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,343
No?

399
00:27:40,343 --> 00:27:42,360
No

400
00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:48,031
But what do you think about modern day Icelandic literature?

401
00:27:56,476 --> 00:27:57,918
Literature aren't breasts

402
00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:02,287
Walk the long road

403
00:28:02,287 --> 00:28:03,871
Yeah, walk the long road

404
00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:12,755
Yes, but let's focus on something else

405
00:28:13,377 --> 00:28:15,422
Now you speak fluent Icelandic

406
00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:18,503
Don't fuck me

407
00:28:18,786 --> 00:28:20,757
No no

408
00:28:23,491 --> 00:28:26,959
But, did your children help you with learning Icelandic?

409
00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:30,041
My children always fucking their father

410
00:28:30,704 --> 00:28:32,927
Always fucking

411
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:39,428
Your children sound very energetic

412
00:28:39,648 --> 00:28:41,926
indeed

413
00:28:44,493 --> 00:28:46,013
It was very nice to have you on the show

414
00:28:46,013 --> 00:28:47,790
No

415
00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:49,874
Well, I thought so atleast

416
00:28:51,010 --> 00:28:53,195
Thank you very much

417
00:28:53,383 --> 00:28:54,216
no

418
00:28:55,370 --> 00:28:57,498
And take care

419
00:28:57,498 --> 00:28:59,280
Hello

420
00:29:02,956 --> 00:29:05,757
Just fucking you

421
00:29:06,579 --> 00:29:08,566
Thank you

422
00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:19,086
This episode is now over

423
00:29:30,033 --> 00:29:32,128
We'll see you next week

424
00:29:32,128 --> 00:29:34,831
Unless one of us dies

425
00:29:35,626 --> 00:29:37,109
yeah but that's a different story

426
00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:40,949
Thank you, bye bye!