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- (children) Kids React to YouTube stars!

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This episode: HowToBasic!

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- "How to cook an egg in Australia."

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- Don't you just put in on a frying pan,
and then you're done?

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♪ (didgeridoo music) ♪

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- Oh, are they frying
an egg on the ground?

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(eggs pelting in rapid succession)

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- (giggles)

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(man retches)

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- Oh, this is HowToBasic, isn't it?

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- Oh, this is HowToBasic.

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(man snorts, grunts)

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- Ew!

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(man growls)

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- People in Australia like Vegemite, so...

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- Was that HowToBasic?

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I don't really watch him,
but I know who he is.

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- I'm already beautiful.
Why do I need this?

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♪ (acoustic guitar music) ♪

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- I love how it always starts out
like it's an actual tutorial.

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- I bet this is gonna be funny.

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- Good job so far.

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- Oh no.

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(man growling)

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- (giggles)

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(splattering)
- Oh my god.

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- What are they doing to him?

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(man gasping erratically)
- I feel so bad for him.

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- That is not how to be beautiful.

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♪ (cheery pop music) ♪
- So beautiful.

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- He's hideous.

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That's not beautiful at all.

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- That's just weird.

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(high-pitched) Whaaat?

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- What is that? Like, clam chowder?

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- Okay. I haven't seen this one.

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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

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- Ew. Ew.

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(whoosh)
- Whaat?

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- Ooh.

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- Cat wants to eat the fish.

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- Oh. Oh no.

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(glass shattering)
- Oh god!

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(violent whacking)

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- That was, like, the best
magic trick I've ever seen.

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- Starts out good,
but then it goes downhill.

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- The eggs again.

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- More eggs.

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♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

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- That is the way to how to rage-quit.

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♪ (suspenseful music plays, stops) ♪
- (man) Eh!

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- That's the magic I want to see. Mm.

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- Why does he do this to his house?

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- "How to do homework." Oh no.

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(man gasping in agitation)

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(man growls fiercely)

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(engine starts, revs)

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- I wish I could do that to my homework.

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(man growling ferociously)

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- The noises he makes are so... creepy.

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- How I feel about homework and video.

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- I'm pretty sure you're
gonna get an A for that.

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- Oh, you blend it.

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(blender grinds)
- I don't think that's gonna make

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a very good smoothie, but you know.

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- That looks kinda good.

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- Scary thing is it doesn't
even look that bad.

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- Bon appetit.

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- (loud whisper) Don't eat it.

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(chewing followed by immediate retching)

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(plate shatters)

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(man growls)
- (laughs)

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♪ (Vangelis, "Chariots of Fire") ♪
- Creepy.

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- Disturbing.

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(smack)

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- That was so weird.

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- Are these videos all by the same person?

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- (children) Question time!

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- (Finebros) So would you say you liked
the videos we showed you?

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- I hated them.

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- No.

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They're weird.

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- No!

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But I couldn't take my eyes off it.

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- Yes.

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- Yeah, of course.

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- Yes.

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They're funny.

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- Ding-ding-ding! Yep!

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"How to be beautiful."

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(yelling erratically,
pretending to break stuff)

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- I was trying to type in
"How to make rainbow bracelets."

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And then HowToBasic came up.
And I was like, "What's that?"

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I just pressed it,
and then I started laughing.

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I started cracking up.

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- (Finebros) Well, these videos
were all from a YouTube channel

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out of Australia called HowToBasic

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that makes how-to videos.
- I didn't know he was in Australia.

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- (Finebros) Is he really teaching
you how to do things

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in the videos?
- No. Not at all.

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- He's teaching people
how to do the thing the wrong way.

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- Yeah.

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It is my book.

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- Yes. If you're homework
is to destroy your homework,

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then you were doing it perfectly.

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- At the beginning part.

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And then it just turns.

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- (Finebros) So before
each video we showed you,

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there was a picture and title,

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which were the pictures
and titles that the channel uses

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when he uploads his videos to YouTube.

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- That would be really frustrating,
but it would be really funny.

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- (Finebros) When you saw
those pictures and titles,

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what were you expecting
the video to be like?

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- Nice.

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Not destroying things.

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- They put a picture of something
that they're not doing.

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I thought he would actually
bake an egg in Australia.

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- I think they want to do that
so it's even more funny

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when you switch into crazy mode,

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'cause it's just like normal then crazy.

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- Well, I knew, because
I knew it was HowToBasic.

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But other people,

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that's probably how most
people come across him:

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just looking for tutorials on everything.

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"How to do homework."
I'm sure that's clickbait.

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- (Finebros) Do you think it's wrong

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that they might be misleading
people to click on their videos

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by making titles and thumbnails

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not what the video's actually about?

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- Yeah, they should do
how it's normally done.

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- It's not wrong.

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- No, I think it's fine.

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- It's not something completely
different. It's still funny.

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And if you're studying for a test

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and you need to know how to do
homework or something like that,

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this will just crack you up
and make your day.

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- If somebody's actually
looking for a how-to video

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and they come across this,
they're gonna be like,

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"Well, I wanted to see how to do it,
not how to smash it."

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- (Finebros) So as of now,

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HowToBasic has over
7 and a half million subscribers.

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- Some people like weird things.

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I mean, I like weird things,
but I'm not into that.

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- (Finebros) It's Australia's
most popular YouTube channel,

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and it has over 1 billion views.
- Oh my goodness.

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- That's crazy.

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It's the same thing over and over again.

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- (Finebros) Why do you
think a channel like this

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would be so popular?

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- Because a lot of people
like it and think it's funny.

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- People like

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stuff that doesn't make sense.

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- People like crazy things.

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People like watching somebody
do something unexpected.

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- It's random and funny.

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And of course you'd want to see
eggs getting thrown at an oven.

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There's no why. Just eggs.

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- (Finebros) What would your parents say

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if you made as big a mess
like they make on this channel?

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- I don't know. I would never
do that in the first place.

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- They'd be like, "You're grounded!"

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- "Clean that up right now!"

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- They'd be like, "What was
the meaning of this?"

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I'm like, "Just cooking eggs."

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- I'm pretty sure all parents
would be mad no matter what

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if you destroy something that
they bought with their kachang.

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- They would kill me.

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It would be the equivalent
if I took everything in my fridge

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and just completely destroyed it.

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And that's what he does
every single day for a living.

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- (Finebros) Something
in most of these videos

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are the breaking of eggs,
and the creator has said

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that he loves eggs so much

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that they are like the oxygen he breathes.

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- I don't think it's safe
to breathe in eggs.

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- That's gross and disgusting.

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I would not like to breathe yolk.

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- (Finebros) Why do you think
he's so obsessed with eggs?

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- He breathes eggs.
I mean, he's an egg man.

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- Maybe he likes the sound
of the eggs cracking,

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and maybe it soothes him.

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- If you throw it, then it just bursts.

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- It makes a big mess.
And for that channel, that's good.

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- (Finebros) Finally,
we did this with the elders

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when we covered HowToBasic.

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So it's only right that
we do it with you guys as well.

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- An egg!

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- No! No! No, my beautiful hair!

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- (Finebros) What do you want
to do with that egg?

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- I want to keep it

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and call it my pet.

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- Smash it.

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- I want to throw it at something.

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- I really want to throw it as hard
as I can against the table.

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- It's hard-boiled!

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- Oh, it's hard-boiled.

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I see what you did there.

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- You're not gonna stop me,
'cause if I do it, I'm doing it.

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I want to throw this
at you guys right now!

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- I saw the elders. It's hard-boiled.

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I know! I saw the elders.

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I'm still gonna smash it.

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I hate eggs!

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No offense, HowToBasic.

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- Thanks for watching
this episode of Kids React.

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Hit that Subscribe button.

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- Let us know in the comments

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what YouTuber we should react to next.

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- Thanks for watching. (grunts)

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♪ (end music) ♪