Kunal!
Wow! Kunal, I mean.. I must say, it's a beautiful surprise.
It's fantastic.
What's this?
Will you have dinner with me?
Sure.
'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,' my favourite movie.
How do you know that?
Do you like it?
Are you kidding? I love it. Oh it's perfect!
Come, let's go.
Just like her father.
What happened?
No music.
Hey, Kunal! What an idea! You should've seen his face.
You were right. He gave a lot of pleasure to my kitty party group.
This was your idea?!
What?
What?! You think it's funny?
Listen, Sam. Relax.
Relax?! - Sam.
Kunal!
What's wrong with you guys?
If there's a problem then we can talk about it.
They crossed the limit last night. They were fighting.
Actually, hitting each other.
I mean, there's a solution to everything.
What's the need to get violent?
Can you.. can you just say something?
Please, I want to play on my Play-station.
Veer. Veer!
Neha, I was wondering if.. actually I'm..
I have invites to a party tonight and if you wish..
I'd love to.
Oh no! I promised Sam and Kunal..
..that I'll take them out so that they can chat..
..and sort out everything.
That's okay. Bring them along. They can chat and maybe..
..the two of us as well.
Sounds good. You're sure, right?
Yeah! - Okay.
10pm. The Delano.
Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome here, to..
..the inaugural children's charity event auction.
We've got some amazing works of art here tonight.
The work you can see over to my left is a piece..
..by the renowned artist Humphrey Bovedink.
No, no, don't worry. Sam and Kunal are with me.
You take your time, Okay, bye. I'll see you.
..after the rigor mortis wore off they flopped down to his sides.
This is an amazing piece of art if we can start the bidding..
..right now, tonight.. at 2000. 2000! 2000! Do I have 2000?
Yes, we've got 2000 over there. 3000! 3000!
Any takers for 3000?
Thank you. 4000. 4000. Anybody for 4000?
All right. Guys, what's the problem?
Stop it. How long are you going to keep fighting like this?
Talk to each other, just spell it out, sort it out.
Fine. Kunal, you tell me. I'll solve the problem.
Just tell me.
Do you want to know? - Yes.
Do you really want to know? - Yes, Sam.
I really want to know.
Fine. There's somebody else in Kunal's life.
What?! - What?!
3500. Thank you very much, sir.
He is cheating on me, the dog!
With whom? - Rustom.
Rustom? - Who's that?
His personal trainer. - Mine?
Is this true, Kunal?
Yes, it is true. Why are you asking him? Ask me.
Do you know that everyday when he returns from the gym..
..I ask him so lovingly if he worked out a lot.
And do you know what he replies? - What?
Today, I did 1 00 pull-ups and 200 push-ups.
Now I know whom he was doing his push-ups on.
I'm so sorry.
4000. 4000. Thank you.
Need a hug.. - I'm so sorry.
This is a lie.
No, it's true.
The truth is that he can't do anything
What?!
- No.
4500. Thank you very much, madam.
Yes! - Yes. No!
He's incapable, Neha. I've never told this to anybody before this.
But I stood by him at every step in life..
..and what did he give me in return?
All I got was suspicion.
5000. Thank you very much, sir.
Oh yeah! Come outside I'll clear your doubts
And I'll show you Rustom. - Yes. - Yes.
Come on. Let's do it, man. Come on!
Yes! Come on! - Come on!
Oh! Jesus!
We should go. - Okay.
Where are you going?
It was him.
Ladies and gentlemen, there has been..
..a slight change in lot number one.
What we are offering you here at this children's charity event..
..is an adults-only, one night special.
A night of absolute debauchery with these two gentlemen over here.
We're going to start the bidding for both of them at $400.
400. Do I hear $400?
$1 0. - $1 0?
Right, $1 0. Then could we have $20?
Come on, baby. Take it off. Take it off.