Gentleman open your texts
to page 21 of the introduction

Mr. Perry, would you read the opening 
paragraph of the preface

entitled understanding poetry

Understanding Poetry by 
Dr. J. Evans Pritchard, PhD

Before we understand poetry
we must first be fluent with

its meter, rhyme and figures of speech, 
then ask two questions,

One, how artfully has the objective 
of the poem been rendered

and two, how important is that objective.

Question one rates the poem's perfection
question two rates its importance.

And once these questions have been answered,
determining the poem's greatness

becomes a relatively simple matter.

If the poem's score for perfection
is plotted on the horizontal of the graph

and its importance 
is plotted on the vertical,

then calculating the total area of the 
poem yields the measure of its greatness

A sonnet by Byron might score high on the 
vertical, but only average on the horizontal

A Shakesperian sonnet, on the other hand,

would score high both 
horizontally and vertically

yielding a massive total area, thereby
revealing the poem to be truly great.

As you can see through the 
poetry in this book,

practice this rating method. As your ability
to evaluate poems in this manner grows,

so will your enjoyment 
and understanding of poetry.

Excrement.
(dramatic pause)

That's what I think of 
Mr. J. Evans Prichard.

We're not laying pipe, 
we're talking about poetry.

How can you describe poetry 
like American Band Stand?

Well, I like Byron, I give him a 42, 
but I can't dance to it. (laughter)

Now I want you to rip out that page.

Go on, rip out the entire page.
You heard me, rip it out.

RIP IT OUT!

Go on, rip it out!
Thank you Mr. Dalton.

Gentleman, I'll tell you what

don't just rip out that page, 
tear out the entire introduction.

I want it gone, history
leave nothing of it.

Rip it Out, RIP! 
(sounds of paper ripping)

Be gone J. Evans Pritchard, PhD. 
Rip, shred, tear, rip it out!

I want to hear nothing but ripping 
of Mr. Pritchard.

We'll perforate it, put it on a roll.

It's not the bible, 
you're not going to go to hell for this.

(sound of paper ripping and laughter)

Make a clean tear, 
I want nothing left of this.

(whispering) We shouldn't be doing this

Rip! Rip!

Rip it Out! Rip!

(sound of ripping paper)

What the hell is going on here!
(paper ripping stops)

I don't hear enough rips!

- Mr. Keating
- Mr. McAllister

(dramatic pause)

I'm sorry I, I didn't know you were here.

- I am.
- Well, so you are. Excuse me.

Keep ripping gentleman!

This is a battle, a war, 
and the casualties could...