[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.18,0:00:01.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Romance you're soaking
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.63,0:00:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I just ran in the rain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.69,0:00:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay well enjoy the party
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.62,0:00:06.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh thank you
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.20,0:00:09.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Action
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.35,0:00:10.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Any trouble getting here?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.39,0:00:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trouble's my middle name
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.89,0:00:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay well enjoy the party
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.04,0:00:13.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anytime
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.88,0:00:14.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.72,0:00:15.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got company
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.58,0:00:16.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No I invited them
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.25,0:00:16.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fantasy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.75,0:00:18.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Thorgalot
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.14,0:00:19.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Son of Franius of the House of Fassius
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.52,0:00:20.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,home of the Raccalot People
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.79,0:00:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from the third age of the Dwellian Wars (it was actually the 4th age)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.51,0:00:23.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't have to do that every time
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.40,0:00:25.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know who you are Kevin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.66,0:00:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey I'm going to grab a Budweiser Original Lagger
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.06,0:00:29.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you want a Budweiser Original Lagger?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.59,0:00:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No I'll have a non descript lagger in a non descript bottle
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.98,0:00:32.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh I see how it is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.96,0:00:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So when you do it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.03,0:00:34.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's art
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.72,0:00:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but when I do it
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.71,0:00:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's smut?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.44,0:00:37.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes that's life
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.67,0:00:39.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're just...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.22,0:00:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like to be in my next movie?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.69,0:00:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.34,0:00:42.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do we always get lumped together?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.82,0:00:44.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what? It's discrimination.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.13,0:00:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.63,0:00:46.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to see them do what we do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.18,0:00:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When we do what we do
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.35,0:00:48.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can you not sing??
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.05,0:00:48.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.84,0:00:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Silent movie
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.39,0:00:53.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey enjoy the party
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.25,0:00:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I can read right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.31,0:00:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like a beer?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.03,0:01:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is that all you've got?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.52,0:01:01.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh no I think we've got...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.66,0:01:03.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just don't get it do you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.74,0:01:04.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,uh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.73,0:01:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh no
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.58,0:01:06.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I walked into the room
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.58,0:01:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and thought to myself
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.68,0:01:08.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah hello
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.33,0:01:09.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a bunch of pretenders
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.19,0:01:10.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is Thorgalot
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.40,0:01:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Never interrupt my voice-over again you hear
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.38,0:01:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's part of the movie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.36,0:01:16.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I really put that guy in his place
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.54,0:01:20.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can go on now I'm finished
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.03,0:01:21.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ah, Son of Franulos
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.06,0:01:25.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Orange
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.39,0:01:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell just happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.31,0:01:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no idea
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.03,0:01:30.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just finding money so difficult right now
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.87,0:01:31.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.49,0:01:32.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me too
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.16,0:01:33.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God if only we could just scrape together
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.58,0:01:34.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,another I don't know
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.76,0:01:36.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,100, 200 million
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.27,0:01:37.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.63,0:01:39.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing is what it seems
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.15,0:01:40.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah you have watched my movie
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.68,0:01:41.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.20,0:01:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey everyone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.13,0:01:43.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bollywood's here
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.22,0:01:44.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.45,0:01:46.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Listen guys I don't know about this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.24,0:01:48.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so tired I had such a long day
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.66,0:01:50.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know if I'm going to
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.81,0:01:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're so wrong for me and yet
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.68,0:01:58.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,here we are
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.40,0:02:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.84,0:02:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi we're Foil Arms and Hog
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.74,0:02:06.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm Paul from the Dublin comedy improv
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.92,0:02:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,upstairs in The International every Sunday night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.03,0:02:10.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and if you want to see Foil Arms and Hog live we are doing
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.64,0:02:12.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Paddy's Week in the United States of America
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.65,0:02:14.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,New York (Carnegie Hall) we're also in Boston
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.90,0:02:16.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Philly and Washington DC sort of
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.86,0:02:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,kind of outside Washington Tysons
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.30,0:02:19.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you'll figured out if you're American
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.50,0:02:21.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they said they're going to bring me along
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.10,0:02:22.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on an all expenses paid
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.39,0:02:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,brilliant
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.12,0:02:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doomdah