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Romance you're soaking

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Yes I just ran in the rain

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Okay well enjoy the party

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Oh thank you

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Action

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Any trouble getting here?

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Trouble's my middle name

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Okay well enjoy the party

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Anytime

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Yeah

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We got company

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No I invited them

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Fantasy

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My name is Thorgalot

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Son of Franius of the House of Fassius

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home of the Raccalot People

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from the third age of the Dwellian Wars (it was actually the 4th age)

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You don't have to do that every time

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I know who you are Kevin

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Hey I'm going to grab a Budweiser Original Lagger

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you want a Budweiser Original Lagger?

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No I'll have a non descript lagger in a non descript bottle

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Oh I see how it is

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So when you do it

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It's art

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but when I do it

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it's smut?

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Yes that's life

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You're just...

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Would you like to be in my next movie?

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Yes

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Why do we always get lumped together?

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Do you know what? It's discrimination.

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Yeah

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I'd like to see them do what we do

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When we do what we do

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Can you not sing??

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Sure

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Silent movie

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Hey enjoy the party

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You know I can read right?

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Would you like a beer?

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Is that all you've got?

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Uh no I think we've got...

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You just don't get it do you?

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uh

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Uh no

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I walked into the room

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and thought to myself

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Ah hello

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What a bunch of pretenders

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My name is Thorgalot

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Never interrupt my voice-over again you hear

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it's part of the movie

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I really put that guy in his place

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You can go on now I'm finished

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ah, Son of Franulos

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Orange

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What the hell just happened?

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I have no idea

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I'm just finding money so difficult right now

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Mmm

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Me too

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God if only we could just scrape together

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another I don't know

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100, 200 million

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What?

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Nothing is what it seems

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Ah you have watched my movie

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Huh?

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Hey everyone

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Bollywood's here

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Oh yeah

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Listen guys I don't know about this

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I'm so tired I had such a long day

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I don't know if I'm going to

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You're so wrong for me and yet

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here we are

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Doomdah

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Hi we're Foil Arms and Hog

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and I'm Paul from the Dublin comedy improv

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upstairs in The International every Sunday night

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and if you want to see Foil Arms and Hog live we are doing

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Paddy's Week in the United States of America

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New York (Carnegie Hall) we're also in Boston

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Philly and Washington DC sort of

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kind of outside Washington Tysons

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you'll figured out if you're American

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and they said they're going to bring me along

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on an all expenses paid

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brilliant

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Doomdah