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LISA: Can you help me get my
ball down from the roof, Dad?

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HOMER: Sure thing, honey.

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[GUN SHOT]

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[BALL DEFLATES]

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HOMER: You want me
to get the cat down?

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LISA: No thanks!

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HOMER: Pull!

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[DISHES SHATTERING]

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BART: Missed one, Dad.

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HOMER: See you in
hell, dinner plate.

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[DISH SHATTERS]

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MARGE: Does anyone know where
all my dinner plates went?

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BART: Um.

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HOMER: Um, you probably
left them at work.

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On another topic, guess who
was picked to host the next NRA

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get together?

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MARGE: Homer, I told
you this morning.

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No guns at the dinner table!

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HOMER: You said the
breakfast table.

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MARGE: It's the same table!

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HOMER: Listen, if it'll
make you feel any better,

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I'll put the safety on.

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[GUN SHOT]

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Oops!

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Guess it was already on.

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[GUN SHOT]

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Uh, I'd better just put it down.

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[GUN SHOT]

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LISA: No offense Mom,
but that was pretty cool.

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MARGE: Homer, I think you'd
agree that I've put up

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with a lot in this marriage.

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