[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.28,0:00:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LISA: Can you help me get my\Nball down from the roof, Dad?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.70,0:00:07.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOMER: Sure thing, honey.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.93,0:00:10.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[GUN SHOT]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.72,0:00:13.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[BALL DEFLATES]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.27,0:00:15.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOMER: You want me\Nto get the cat down?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.49,0:00:16.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LISA: No thanks!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.73,0:00:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOMER: Pull!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.42,0:00:20.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[DISHES SHATTERING]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.61,0:00:21.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BART: Missed one, Dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.53,0:00:24.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.96,0:00:27.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOMER: See you in\Nhell, dinner plate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.75,0:00:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[DISH SHATTERS]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.10,0:00:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARGE: Does anyone know where\Nall my dinner plates went?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.13,0:00:37.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BART: Um.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.82,0:00:39.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOMER: Um, you probably\Nleft them at work.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.57,0:00:43.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,On another topic, guess who\Nwas picked to host the next NRA
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.23,0:00:45.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get together?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.41,0:00:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARGE: Homer, I told\Nyou this morning.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.99,0:00:49.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No guns at the dinner table!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.28,0:00:50.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOMER: You said the\Nbreakfast table.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.87,0:00:53.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARGE: It's the same table!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.09,0:00:55.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOMER: Listen, if it'll\Nmake you feel any better,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.33,0:00:57.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll put the safety on.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.88,0:00:59.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[GUN SHOT]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.55,0:01:00.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oops!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.33,0:01:02.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guess it was already on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.29,0:01:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[GUN SHOT]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.61,0:01:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh, I'd better just put it down.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.36,0:01:12.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[GUN SHOT]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.22,0:01:14.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,LISA: No offense Mom,\Nbut that was pretty cool.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.51,0:01:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,MARGE: Homer, I think you'd\Nagree that I've put up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.25,0:01:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a lot in this marriage.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.88,0:01:25.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,