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Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.06,0:00:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Announcer] This is Black Jeopardy!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.20,0:00:07.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cheers]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.73,0:00:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Yeah, alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.24,0:00:10.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What up? What up?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.95,0:00:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Black Jeopardy,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.63,0:00:17.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the only jeopardy that's produced \Nentirely in cash. (laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.59,0:00:19.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm your host Darnell Hayes.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.66,0:00:21.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our contestants are Amir.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.90,0:00:23.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Amie] Come on now bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.32,0:00:25.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Keeley.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.50,0:00:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Keeley] Hi.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.31,0:00:29.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] And Alison.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.77,0:00:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] Thank you, so good to be here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.18,0:00:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.72,0:00:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Uh, Alison you know \Nthis is Black Jeopardy right?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.67,0:00:39.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] Oh yeah, I dated a black guy once.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.94,0:00:44.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, I don't see color, it's just Jeopardy to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.73,0:00:48.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Okay, we'll see how that goes.\N(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.19,0:00:49.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's check out our categories.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.78,0:00:51.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We got 'It ain't like that'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.93,0:00:54.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Who's try'na'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.31,0:00:56.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'I don't know you!'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.66,0:00:59.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Shaking my head'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.06,0:01:01.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'What had happened was'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.65,0:01:04.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and as always 'White people.'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.55,0:01:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amir you're our returning champ you pick.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.29,0:01:11.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Amir] Okay, okay, cool, let's do \N'I don't know you' for 200.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.80,0:01:13.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Okay the answer there
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.20,0:01:16.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'The cashier wants your phone \Nnumber for a price plus card.'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.18,0:01:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amir!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.75,0:01:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Amir] What is 'I don't know you, \Nyou ain't puttin me in the system.'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.18,0:01:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] That's right!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.12,0:01:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, big brother you know \Nwhat I'm sayin', big brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.32,0:01:25.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go ahead Amir.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.56,0:01:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Amir] Okay, cool, let me get \N'I don't know you' for 4.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.65,0:01:32.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Okay, 'The waiter wants \Nto know if you got allergies.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.12,0:01:34.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keeley!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.03,0:01:37.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Keeley] What is, I don't know you. \NIf I'm itchy that's my buisness.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.77,0:01:38.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] You damn right!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.99,0:01:41.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You damn right, what I can't \Neven itch when I wanna? Come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.67,0:01:42.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Keeley] Right!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.80,0:01:45.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay let's stick with 'I don't know you.'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.19,0:01:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Okay the answer 'The man in the bus \Nstation says he needs to use your phone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.98,0:01:50.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,due to a personal emergency.'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.60,0:01:52.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alison!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.27,0:01:55.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] What is 'I don't know you \Nor what you've been through
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.82,0:01:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I have no right to judge your experience.'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.56,0:02:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.36,0:02:01.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.27,0:02:04.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.35,0:02:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Might be a long night for you Alison.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.25,0:02:07.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.75,0:02:09.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keeley, still your pick.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.16,0:02:12.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Keeley] Okay, let me get \N'Who's try'na' for 200.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.40,0:02:13.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Okay the answer,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.74,0:02:15.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'He try'na act like nothing happened.'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.41,0:02:16.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amir!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.96,0:02:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Amir] Oh who is Jason Pierre Paul.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.86,0:02:20.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Oh you damn right!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.12,0:02:21.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)\NYou damn right! Come on man!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.78,0:02:23.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He ain't got no damn fingers!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.20,0:02:24.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.03,0:02:26.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What you think we ain't going to notice? \NHe out there wit a Gumby hand, come on.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.82,0:02:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.60,0:02:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Amir] Alright, uh let's stick wit 'Who's try'na.'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.11,0:02:34.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Okay, 'They try'na act \Nlike Jesus don't exist.'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.96,0:02:35.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keeley!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.60,0:02:36.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Keeley] What is Starbucks?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.74,0:02:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] That's it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.94,0:02:39.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) That's it, it's a shame.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.41,0:02:40.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter) It's a shame.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.76,0:02:44.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Keeley] Okay, let's stay with \N'Who's try'na' for 600.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.26,0:02:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Okay the answer,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.42,0:02:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'After everything he did, he try'na act like \Nhe don't owe us an explanation.'
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.82,0:02:51.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alison!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.40,0:02:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] Who is Bill Cosby?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.28,0:02:54.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] No.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.26,0:02:57.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.78,0:02:59.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, but no.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.89,0:03:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer was Tom Brady.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.89,0:03:04.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.80,0:03:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tired of him winnin' all the time, \Nyou know what I'm sayin?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.79,0:03:12.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] It's just as a white person, I'm not \Nreally sure how to answer these questions.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.24,0:03:14.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Oh I'm sorry, you're white?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.54,0:03:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't see color.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.86,0:03:19.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.15,0:03:23.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just hear about today's prizes, Johnny!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.46,0:03:27.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Johnny] Thanks Darnell, today's \NBlack Jeopardy winner will receive
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.54,0:03:30.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a gift certificate to Leonard's \NAll White Menswear Palace.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.86,0:03:33.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All white suits in shades eggshell to pearl!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.77,0:03:36.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be the hit of your prom, funeral, or NBA draft!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.06,0:03:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Made for distinguished black \Nman and a few fancy lesbians.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.22,0:03:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leonard's All White Menswear Palace.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.16,0:03:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Long ass wires!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.24,0:03:48.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now you can have cable television \Nin every room of your house.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.67,0:03:51.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's easy, with long ass wires.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.18,0:03:52.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Back to you Darnell.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.25,0:03:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] I like that long ass wire (chuckels).
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.100,0:03:58.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay Amir, the board is yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.92,0:04:03.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Amir] Okay, okay, okay, uh let's go over \Nto 'What had happened was' for 400.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.56,0:04:06.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Okay and the answer there, \N'Your lights went off.'
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.64,0:04:07.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Keeley!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.46,0:04:11.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Keeley] See what had happened \Nwas I was on my way to pay the bill
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.12,0:04:12.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then I just didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.69,0:04:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] (chuckles) Yeah, yeah that happens.\NThat happens.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.06,0:04:19.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Keeley] Let's stay with \N'What had happened was' for 8.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.31,0:04:20.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.34,0:04:22.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We were there. Where were you?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.81,0:04:23.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alison!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.62,0:04:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] Well it just so happens...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.42,0:04:27.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] (buzzer) No.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.22,0:04:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.36,0:04:31.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] Okay no, uh what \Nhappened in this particular case...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.84,0:04:33.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] (buzzer) No!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.19,0:04:36.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I appreciate you trying though, \Nwhy don't you go ahead and pick.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.76,0:04:39.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] Alright, let's do \N'It ain't like that' for 800.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.70,0:04:43.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Okay and the answer... Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.39,0:04:45.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looks like you got the video Daily Double!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.57,0:04:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're a little behind Alison, \Nbut you could catch up right here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.12,0:04:49.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see the clue.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:49.39,0:04:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Leslie] What's up!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.60,0:04:56.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In 1943 and artist named Archibald \NMotley painted the picture behind me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.24,0:05:00.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My question is, after all these years,\Nwho killed Tupac?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.37,0:05:07.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.02,0:05:08.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Alison?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.24,0:05:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] Okay, I think I'm \Ngetting the hang of this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.94,0:05:16.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to say, Tupac was killed by a \Ncorrupt justice system that threatens us all!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.47,0:05:19.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hayes] Oh I'm sorry, \Nbut that was a trick question!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.20,0:05:22.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The answer is that Tupac is still alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.64,0:05:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)\N[Amir] Uh-huh!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.62,0:05:26.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, absolutely!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.88,0:05:29.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's down in Cuba at the Illuminati Hotel.\NThat's where he at.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.63,0:05:34.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] It's just (ugh) like no \Nmatter what I do I can't win.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.18,0:05:35.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ding-Ding-Ding)\N[Hayes] Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.65,0:05:38.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is the blackest thing \Nyou said all day Alison!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.20,0:05:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Cheers)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.26,0:05:41.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the points go to you!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.49,0:05:43.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[♪Slow Jams♪]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.17,0:05:46.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-oh! The sound of slow jams means \Nit's time to leave the party.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.72,0:05:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we gon take a break, when we come back one of our contestants will win 2 tickets to Love and Hiphop on Ice!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.80,0:05:55.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Alison] Oh! That sounds fun, what is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.70,0:06:03.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.06,0:06:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Kenan] Thanks for watching \Nand remember to subscribe!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.01,0:06:11.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now it's laser time!\N(pew, pew, pew)