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[Announcer] This is Black Jeopardy!

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[Cheers]

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[Hayes] Yeah, alright.

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What up? What up?

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Welcome to Black Jeopardy,

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the only jeopardy that's produced 
entirely in cash. (laughter)

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I'm your host Darnell Hayes.

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Our contestants are Amir.

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[Amie] Come on now bro.

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[Hayes] Keeley.

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[Keeley] Hi.

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[Hayes] And Alison.

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[Alison] Thank you, so good to be here.

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(laughter)

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[Hayes] Uh, Alison you know 
this is Black Jeopardy right?

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[Alison] Oh yeah, I dated a black guy once.

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So, I don't see color, it's just Jeopardy to me.

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[Hayes] Okay, we'll see how that goes.
(Laughter)

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Let's check out our categories.

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We got 'It ain't like that'

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'Who's try'na'

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'I don't know you!'

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'Shaking my head'

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'What had happened was'

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and as always 'White people.'

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Amir you're our returning champ you pick.

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[Amir] Okay, okay, cool, let's do 
'I don't know you' for 200.

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[Hayes] Okay the answer there

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'The cashier wants your phone 
number for a price plus card.'

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Amir!

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[Amir] What is 'I don't know you, 
you ain't puttin me in the system.'

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[Hayes] That's right!

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That's right, big brother you know 
what I'm sayin', big brother.

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Go ahead Amir.

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[Amir] Okay, cool, let me get 
'I don't know you' for 4.

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[Hayes] Okay, 'The waiter wants 
to know if you got allergies.

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Keeley!

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[Keeley] What is, I don't know you. 
If I'm itchy that's my buisness.

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[Hayes] You damn right!

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You damn right, what I can't 
even itch when I wanna? Come on.

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[Keeley] Right!

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Okay let's stick with 'I don't know you.'

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[Hayes] Okay the answer 'The man in the bus 
station says he needs to use your phone

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due to a personal emergency.'

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Alison!

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[Alison] What is 'I don't know you 
or what you've been through

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so I have no right to judge your experience.'

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(Laughter)

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[Hayes] No.

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(Laughter)

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Might be a long night for you Alison.

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(Laughter)

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Keeley, still your pick.

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[Keeley] Okay, let me get 
'Who's try'na' for 200.

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[Hayes] Okay the answer,

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'He try'na act like nothing happened.'

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Amir!

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[Amir] Oh who is Jason Pierre Paul.

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[Hayes] Oh you damn right!

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(Laughter)
You damn right! Come on man!

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He ain't got no damn fingers!

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(Laughter)

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What you think we ain't going to notice? 
He out there wit a Gumby hand, come on.

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(Laughter)

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[Amir] Alright, uh let's stick wit 'Who's try'na.'

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[Hayes] Okay, 'They try'na act 
like Jesus don't exist.'

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Keeley!

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[Keeley] What is Starbucks?

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[Hayes] That's it.

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(Laughter) That's it, it's a shame.

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(Laughter) It's a shame.

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[Keeley] Okay, let's stay with 
'Who's try'na' for 600.

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[Hayes] Okay the answer,

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'After everything he did, he try'na act like 
he don't owe us an explanation.'

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Alison!

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[Alison] Who is Bill Cosby?

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[Hayes] No.

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(Laughter)

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I'm sorry, but no.

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The answer was Tom Brady.

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(Laughter)

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Tired of him winnin' all the time, 
you know what I'm sayin?

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[Alison] It's just as a white person, I'm not 
really sure how to answer these questions.

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[Hayes] Oh I'm sorry, you're white?

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I don't see color.

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(Laughter)

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Let's just hear about today's prizes, Johnny!

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[Johnny] Thanks Darnell, today's 
Black Jeopardy winner will receive

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a gift certificate to Leonard's 
All White Menswear Palace.

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All white suits in shades eggshell to pearl!

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Be the hit of your prom, funeral, or NBA draft!

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Made for distinguished black 
man and a few fancy lesbians.

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Leonard's All White Menswear Palace.

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And Long ass wires!

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Now you can have cable television 
in every room of your house.

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It's easy, with long ass wires.

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Back to you Darnell.

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[Hayes] I like that long ass wire (chuckels).

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Okay Amir, the board is yours.

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[Amir] Okay, okay, okay, uh let's go over 
to 'What had happened was' for 400.

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[Hayes] Okay and the answer there, 
'Your lights went off.'

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Keeley!

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[Keeley] See what had happened 
was I was on my way to pay the bill

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and then I just didn't.

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[Hayes] (chuckles) Yeah, yeah that happens.
That happens.

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[Keeley] Let's stay with 
'What had happened was' for 8.

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[Hayes] Okay.

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We were there. Where were you?

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Alison!

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[Alison] Well it just so happens...

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[Hayes] (buzzer) No.

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No.

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[Alison] Okay no, uh what 
happened in this particular case...

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[Hayes] (buzzer) No!

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I appreciate you trying though, 
why don't you go ahead and pick.

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[Alison] Alright, let's do 
'It ain't like that' for 800.

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[Hayes] Okay and the answer... Oh!

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Looks like you got the video Daily Double!

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And you're a little behind Alison, 
but you could catch up right here.

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Let's see the clue.

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[Leslie] What's up!

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In 1943 and artist named Archibald 
Motley painted the picture behind me.

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My question is, after all these years,
who killed Tupac?

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(Laughter)

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[Hayes] Alison?

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[Alison] Okay, I think I'm 
getting the hang of this.

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I'm going to say, Tupac was killed by a 
corrupt justice system that threatens us all!

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[Hayes] Oh I'm sorry, 
but that was a trick question!

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The answer is that Tupac is still alive!

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(Laughter)
[Amir] Uh-huh!

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Yeah, yeah, absolutely!

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He's down in Cuba at the Illuminati Hotel.
That's where he at.

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[Alison] It's just (ugh) like no 
matter what I do I can't win.

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(Ding-Ding-Ding)
[Hayes] Yes!

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That is the blackest thing 
you said all day Alison!

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(Cheers)

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All the points go to you!

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[♪Slow Jams♪]

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Uh-oh! The sound of slow jams means 
it's time to leave the party.

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So we gon take a break, when we come back one of our contestants will win 2 tickets to Love and Hiphop on Ice!

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[Alison] Oh! That sounds fun, what is that?

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(Applause)

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[Kenan] Thanks for watching 
and remember to subscribe!

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Now it's laser time!
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