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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.05,0:00:04.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before I introduce the iPhone 5,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.82,0:00:06.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd just like to say
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.22,0:00:08.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve Jobs built this company.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.40,0:00:10.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's the reason we're here today,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.30,0:00:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and we see the effects of his legacy
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.00,0:00:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in everything we do.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.84,0:00:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But not anymore!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.30,0:00:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chuckle]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.38,0:00:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now begins the era of Cook!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.07,0:00:22.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Apple's mine, you hear me? All mine!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.20,0:00:23.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.99,0:00:25.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Gasping]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.49,0:00:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve?! How the hell?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.73,0:00:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.74,0:00:32.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You thought if Tupac could come back from the dead,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.52,0:00:36.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steve Jobs couldn't figure it out? Please!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.15,0:00:37.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm back, bitches.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.37,0:00:38.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The man with the plan!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.94,0:00:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mac Daddy, even as a hologram.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.92,0:00:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>He's back.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.50,0:00:43.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's been a while, but it's worth the wait,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.10,0:00:45.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I got the OS that makes ya salivate.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.53,0:00:46.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all been waitin', debatin'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.77,0:00:47.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and speculatin', no patience.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.100,0:00:50.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You peepin' mock-ups and chock-ups and mentally masterbatin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.39,0:00:51.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I been in Heaven,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.95,0:00:53.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,workin' on the specs,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.27,0:00:55.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,choosin' the hotness I'm gonna drop on ya next.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.15,0:00:55.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Word.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.65,0:00:58.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My designs so tasty, they edible.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.07,0:00:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Even Jesus Christ like,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.32,0:01:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Jesus, you're incredible!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.62,0:01:02.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>But Steve, you don't handle design.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.39,0:01:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's Jonathan Ive.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.10,0:01:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a bald-faced lie!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.26,0:01:06.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one likes you!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.26,0:01:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Uh-uh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.76,0:01:07.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So shut up, Cook!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.67,0:01:09.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or I'll beat your skinny ass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.23,0:01:09.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my new MacBook.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.75,0:01:11.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sick of your whinin' and stitchin,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.55,0:01:12.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,always complainin' and bitchin'.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.84,0:01:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Someone get this hack Cook outta my kitchen!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.76,0:01:15.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>It's hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.33,0:01:17.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now get ready for some monumental cash flows,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.60,0:01:20.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause cinco is gonna blow your mind, fo sho!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.15,0:01:21.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iPhone 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.57,0:01:23.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a Mac Daddy, dead or alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.92,0:01:26.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just buy, and don't ask why.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.35,0:01:28.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you're gonna get an iPhone 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.88,0:01:31.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iPhone 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.40,0:01:33.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Mac Daddy, dead or alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.72,0:01:36.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just buy, and don't ask why.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.33,0:01:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you're gonna get an iPhone 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.53,0:01:41.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,3Gizzle, that sh*t was a huge success,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.69,0:01:44.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then I sold a butt load of the 3Gizzle S.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.22,0:01:46.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Number 4, another score, jaws hittin' the floor,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.49,0:01:49.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y'all actin' like you never seen a phone before.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.15,0:01:50.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was rich, bitch,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.55,0:01:51.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,didn't give a single f*ck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.74,0:01:53.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Swan diving into gold like I'm Scooge McDuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.95,0:01:56.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,San Francisco ridin' all up on my jock,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.29,0:01:59.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,more California love than my boy, Tupac.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.06,0:02:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Changes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.01,0:02:02.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then the word hit the street.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.06,0:02:03.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My hardware was obsolete.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.60,0:02:04.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.33,0:02:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iPhone 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.68,0:02:07.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Mack Daddy, dead or alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.87,0:02:10.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just buy, and don't ask why.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.43,0:02:14.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you're gonna get an iPhone 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.02,0:02:16.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, the real star of the show,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.36,0:02:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the future of talk,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.43,0:02:18.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iPhone cinco!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.93,0:02:20.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Bullsh*t! It's the same phone as before!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.99,0:02:23.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Not true! It's got a new power cord.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.51,0:02:25.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We switched up the dock arbitrarily,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.79,0:02:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I hope you like buying new accessories.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.34,0:02:30.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See the new design? Yeah, it's out of control.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.66,0:02:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We went nuts and switched it up from black to charcoal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.31,0:02:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Say what?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.01,0:02:35.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plus the screen's 2 millimeters taller.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.86,0:02:38.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's gotta be worth at least 400 dollars.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.12,0:02:40.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>You did all the cool stuff with the iPhone 4!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.58,0:02:43.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>But you're still gonna buy for the app store.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.16,0:02:45.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatcha gonna do? Buy the Galaxy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.43,0:02:47.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll still line up for iPhone 83!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.93,0:02:48.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eighty-thrizzle!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.44,0:02:50.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause Apple got the sh*t y'all crave.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.39,0:02:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I teabag Bill Gates from beyond the grave.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.88,0:02:54.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>Hallelujah, Steve!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.29,0:02:55.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've shown me the light!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.79,0:02:57.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's your apple, and I'm just taking a bite.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.62,0:02:58.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>>It's cool, Cook.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.61,0:02:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a turtleneck for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.99,0:03:02.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now let's tell these people what they need to do!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.16,0:03:02.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>Sing it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.94,0:03:04.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iPhone 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.23,0:03:06.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Mac Daddy, dead or alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.56,0:03:08.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just buy, and don't ask why.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.100,0:03:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you're gonna get an iPhone 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.38,0:03:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,iPhone 5!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.96,0:03:16.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm MacDaddy, dead or alive!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.12,0:03:18.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So just buy, and don't ask why.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.94,0:03:21.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know you're gonna get an iPhone 5!