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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.05,0:00:12.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm big Ben Franklin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.67,0:00:13.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this shant be pretty
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.96,0:00:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,let me instruct you how we battle
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.36,0:00:16.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the city of Philly
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.68,0:00:18.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you couldn't sell Rick James
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.21,0:00:18.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a bag of crack
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.99,0:00:20.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're out of practice
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.02,0:00:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my victory's more certain
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.12,0:00:22.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,than death or taxes
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.25,0:00:23.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fact is
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.12,0:00:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're a hack
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.84,0:00:25.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wack QVC joke
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.06,0:00:26.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you peddle soap
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.10,0:00:27.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that cleans bird shit
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.27,0:00:28.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from my windows
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.15,0:00:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll craft a lyrical coffin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.25,0:00:30.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then spit the nails in
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.74,0:00:31.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,call my Arthur Miller son
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.100,0:00:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause it's death of a salesman
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.84,0:00:34.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi Billy Mays here
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.91,0:00:36.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a special TV offer
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.50,0:00:37.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,watch me crush this
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.66,0:00:38.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bald fat foppish founding father
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.44,0:00:40.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll take my awesome auger
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.64,0:00:41.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sow your quaker oats
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.87,0:00:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll shoot your rhymes down
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.52,0:00:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like a regiment of red coats
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.01,0:00:46.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the lord of the pitch
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.27,0:00:47.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and leader in home sales
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.67,0:00:48.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're just a lumpy pumpkin
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.86,0:00:50.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who invented the mail
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.48,0:00:51.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Benny's got kite'n key
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.65,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you're in for a shock
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:54.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,when I strike you with bolts
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.37,0:00:55.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from my lightning rod cock
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.99,0:00:57.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.54,0:00:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I protest these intolerable raps
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.66,0:01:00.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it takes just one easy payment
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.29,0:01:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for me to whoop your ass
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.32,0:01:02.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause I'm mint
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.20,0:01:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm money
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.07,0:01:04.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm an educated gentleman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.53,0:01:05.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so join or die Bill
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.69,0:01:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause it's all about the Benjamin
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.41,0:01:10.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but wait, there's more...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.80,0:01:28.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.38,0:01:29.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you following me camera guy?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.29,0:01:30.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause it's about to get furious
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.69,0:01:31.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're gonna love my nuts
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.94,0:01:33.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until you're bi-focal-curious
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.56,0:01:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your boy George chopped down trees
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.38,0:01:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you couldn't break a piece of balsa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.26,0:01:38.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,slap chop your face
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.39,0:01:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make a double chin salsa
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.07,0:01:41.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,your style is so broke
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.27,0:01:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they call you Poor Richard
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.49,0:01:43.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's bad enough I gotta see you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.89,0:01:45.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,every time I tip a stripper
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.67,0:01:46.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Vince against a founding father
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.80,0:01:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is just too bad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.06,0:01:49.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,cause after this
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.30,0:01:51.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,America is gonna lose a Dad
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.30,0:01:52.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who won?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.63,0:01:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.06,0:01:56.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You decide