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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.94,0:00:04.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which of your characters do you\Nhave the most compassion for?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.56,0:00:06.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Denny.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.08,0:00:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Denny from "Choke".
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.22,0:00:12.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, I can tell the story now,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.84,0:00:15.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because I hope I didn't tell\Nthe story two years ago.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.86,0:00:18.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Denny is named after\Na friend of mine
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.98,0:00:21.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who died of hepatitis.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.76,0:00:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think, sexually contracted hepatitis.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.74,0:00:29.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One of those weird, strange, \Nlike, hepatitis D,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.77,0:00:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that comes from nowhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.70,0:00:34.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And people get it, their liver is gone \Nand they die.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.41,0:00:39.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Denny was just the sweetest, \Ndumbest guy, but he had like this --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.24,0:00:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this really enlightened dumbness.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.77,0:00:46.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when I was little,\Nwhen I first...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.03,0:00:48.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, I can't even remember...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.95,0:00:51.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I first learnt\Nhow to jack off, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.49,0:00:54.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When it happened -- \Nsort of accidentally --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.92,0:00:56.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you think: "Whooah!"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.52,0:01:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is such a bourgeois child \Nthat I was, I thought:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.14,0:01:03.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I've invented something!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.53,0:01:04.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.80,0:01:06.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to make so much money!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.91,0:01:08.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.40,0:01:10.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everybody's going to want\Nto learn how to do this!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.88,0:01:12.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.84,0:01:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna be king of the world!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.82,0:01:16.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can give seminars!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.60,0:01:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.50,0:01:21.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like, what, 12 years old... you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.18,0:01:25.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thinking, instantly going:
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.40,0:01:27.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I can turn this into money."
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.34,0:01:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can parlay this --\Nthis handful of cum --
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.61,0:01:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this is gonna make me rich!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.50,0:01:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.11,0:01:40.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was so fucking disappointed!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.60,0:01:43.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.30,0:01:45.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Applause]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.80,0:01:46.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mom's like,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.86,0:01:48.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[KNOCKS]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.34,0:01:50.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,knocking on the bathroom door,\Nand I'm like,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.79,0:01:52.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I'm doing market research!"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.45,0:01:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.66,0:01:57.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut up, I'll make you rich!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.07,0:02:02.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I wrote that into\Nthis Denny's character.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.81,0:02:07.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So Denny does that in "Choke"\Nbecause combining that --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.74,0:02:09.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that sort of sweet stupidity --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.42,0:02:13.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with my friend Denny --\Nwho is dead --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.60,0:02:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just love that as a character, that...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.04,0:02:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, a real character \Nthat I felt something for.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.64,0:02:21.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I don't typically like my characters.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.84,0:02:24.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's much more interesting,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.49,0:02:26.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there's a lot more sort of energy,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.43,0:02:29.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in creating a character \Nthat says stuff that you don't like.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.56,0:02:32.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because then you have to sort of \Nmake a case and research,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.82,0:02:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and eloquently present something
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.19,0:02:37.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that is not necessarily \Nyour own viewpoint.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.03,0:02:40.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that's always \Nso much more of a challenge!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.60,0:02:42.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you don't have to like the character,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.62,0:02:45.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you don't even have to like\Nor believe what they are saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.52,0:02:49.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They just have to be \Nreally well developed.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.33,0:02:52.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you have to make a real case\Nfor what they're saying.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.01,0:02:58.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Denny is possibly the only character \NI've ever written that I liked.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.96,0:03:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's call it good at that!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.47,0:03:05.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't have any more funnier stories\Nthan that, so... thank you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.91,0:03:06.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Applause]