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[suspenseful music]

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[sprightly music]

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[speaking German]

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- Oh, Junior, Bulgaro,
double joy.

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[trumpet fanfare]

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[men arguing]

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Allo!

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[speaking Russian]

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[speaking Italian]

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[chuckles]

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[speaking French]

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- What's all this fuss about,
Charters?

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- I'm hanged if I know.

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[speaking German]

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- Danke schoen.
Danke schoen.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm very sorry.

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The train
is little bit uphold,

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and if you wish
to stay in my hotel,

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you have to register
immediately.

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- Why the deuce didn't he say so
in the first place?

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- Ah!

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Oh, how do you do,

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Miss Henderson?

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How do you do,
ladies?

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It's a great honor
to have you with us again.

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- It's nice to see
you too, Boris.

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You haven't changed a bit
since last Friday.

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- Mm, I see you haven't
shaved either.

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- Is everything ready?

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- Everything is ready.
I didn't change anything.

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- Not even the sheets.
We know.

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Lead on, Boris.

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- You see, I didn't expect you
to come so quickly.

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- Well, our legs
gave out on us.

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We had to do the last lap
in a farm cart.

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- Oh!

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- I see we've got company.

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Don't tell me Cook's
are running cheap tours here.

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- What is it, Boris?

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- It's the avalanche.

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- Have a lunch?

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- Avalanche, Boris,
avalanche.

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- You see, in the spring,
we've got many avalanches.

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You know, the snow
goes like that, bloop,

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and everything disappear.

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Even train disappear
under the avalanche.

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- But I'm going home
tomorrow.

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How long before
they dig it out?

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- By morning.
It's lucky for you.

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You can leave by this train
instead of your own.

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How you said it?

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It's a bad wind
that blow nowhere no good.

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- Well, talking of wind,
we haven't eaten since dawn.

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- Serve us some supper,
Boris, in our room.

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- I could eat
a horse.

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- Don't put ideas
into his head.

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Some chicken,
Boris,

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and a magnum
of champagne.

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- Absolutely.

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- And make it snappy.

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Bandrika may have
a dictator,

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but tonight,
we're painting it red.

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- Meanwhile, we have
to stand here

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cooling our heels,
I suppose, eh?

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Confounded impudence.

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- Well, third-rate country,
what do you expect?

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- Wonder who
those women were.

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- Hmm, possibly American,
don't you think?

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You know, almighty dollar,
old man.

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- I suppose
we'll have to wait here.

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If only we hadn't missed
that train at Budapest.

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- Well, I don't want
to rub it in,

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but if you hadn't insisted
on standing up

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until they'd finished
their national anthem--

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- Yes, but you must
show respect, Caldicott.

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If I'd known it was going
to last 20 minutes...

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- Well, it's always been
my contention

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that the "Hungarian Rhapsody"
is not their national anthem.

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Any case, we were
the only two standing.

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- That's true.

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- Well, I suppose we shall be
in time after all.

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- I doubt it.

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That last report
was pretty ghastly.

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Do you remember:
"England on the brink"?

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- Yes, but that's
newspaper sensationalism.

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The old country's been
in some tight corners before.

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- It looks pretty black.

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I mean, even if we get away
first thing tomorrow morning,

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there's still
the connection at Basle.

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We'll probably be hours.

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- Mm, that's true.

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- Well, somebody
surely can help us.

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Oh, sir, do you
happen to know

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what time the train
leaves Basle for England?

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- [speaking German]

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- Oh, really.

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Fellow doesn't
speak English.

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[people clamoring]

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- [speaking French]

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[speaking French]

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Allo, Alex?

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[speaking Bandrikan]

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Champagne,
Miss Henderson.

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[speaking Bandrikan]

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[speaking French]

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[woman speaking French]

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- Here's one
leaves Basle 21:20.

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- 21:20.

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20, 20.
12 from 21 is...

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21:20.

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11, no.
Yes, it is.

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- One, two, three, four.

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- I regret, sir,
there is only left

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two single room
in front

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or a little double room
at the back.

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- We'll take
the two singles.

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- Very well, sir.
Here is it.

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- Thank you.
- Thank you.

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- At least you might have asked me
which I preferred.

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- My dear, a small double room
at the back

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in a place like this?

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- You weren't so particular
in Paris last autumn.

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- Oh, it was
quite different then.

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The exhibition
was at its height.

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- I realize that now.

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There's no need
to rub it in.

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- We want a private suite
with a bath.

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- Facing the mountain.

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- With a shower,
of course.

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- Hot and cold.

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- And a private thingummy
if you've got one.

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- Well, I'm sorry,
gentlemen.

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The only things I've got
is the maid room.

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- The what?
- Maid room?

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- Well, I'm sorry.

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The whole hotel is packed,
jammed to the sky.

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- Oh, but that's impossible.
We haven't fixed up yet.

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- Hang it all;
you can't expect

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to put the two of us up
in the maid's room.

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- Well, don't get excited.
I'll remove the maid out.

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- Yes, I should think so.

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What?

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What are you
talking about?

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- Look, I think I'd sooner
sleep on the train.

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- There is no eating
on the train.

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- No eating
on the train?

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- Yes, I mean
ha...heating. Brr.

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- Oh, heating,
there's no heating on the train.

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- Oh, that's awkward.

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All right,
we'll take it.

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- Just a minute.
One condition.

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You have to have the maid
who comes to your room

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remove her wardrobe.

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Anna!

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She's a good girl,
and I don't want to lose her.

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[speaking Bandrikan]

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[mumbling
and chuckling]

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- We'd better go
and dress.

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- Rather primitive humor,
I thought.

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- All grown-up children,
you know?

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That was rather an awkward
situation over that girl.

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- Pity he couldn't have
given us one each.

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- Eh?

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- I mean a room apiece.

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- Oh.

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- I, Iris Matilda Henderson,

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a spinster
of no particular parish,

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do hereby solemnly renounce
my maidenly past

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and do declare
that on Thursday next,

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the 26th inst,
being in my right mind,

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I shall take the veil
and the orange blossom

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and change my name
to Lady Charles Fotheringail.

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- Can't you get him
to change his name instead?

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The only thing I like about him
is his moustache.

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- You're a couple of cynics.
I'm very fond of him.

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- Well, I'm fond of rabbits,
but they have to be kept down.

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- Rudolph,
give me a hand.

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- Have you ever read about
that little thing called love?

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- It used to be
very popular.

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- Child, the carpet
is already laid

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at St. George's,
Hanover Square,

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and Father
is simply aching

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to have a coat of arms
on the jam label.

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- To Iris and the happy days
she's leaving behind.

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- And the blue-blooded
check chaser

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she's dashing to London
to marry.

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- The blue-blooded
check chaser.

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- I've no regrets.

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I've been everywhere
and done everything.

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I've eaten caviar at Cannes,
sausage rolls at the dogs.

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I've played baccarat
at Biarritz

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and darts
with the rural dean.

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What is there left for me
but...marriage?

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[both speaking Bandrikan]

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- [scoffs]

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- It's this hanging about
that gets me.

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If only we knew
what was happening in England.

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- Mustn't lose grip,
Charters.

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[knock at door]

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Come in.

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- [speaking Bandrikan]

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00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,066
[groans]

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[speaking Bandrikan]

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00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:22,700
- Did you
follow that?

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- I did.

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00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:25,600
Tell her this
has gone far enough.

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- No...no change...

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change here.

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Um, outside.

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- [speaking Bandrikan]

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- She doesn't understand.

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00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:39,233
- No. Come on.

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00:10:40,033 --> 00:10:41,033
thud!

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00:11:02,367 --> 00:11:03,367
thud!

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00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:26,667
Nothing newer
than last month.

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00:11:26,700 --> 00:11:28,133
- I don't suppose
there is such a thing

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as a wireless set
hereabouts.

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00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,500
- Awful being in the dark
like this, you know, Caldicott,

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our communications cut off
in a time of crisis.

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- Allo, allo, allo,
London?

221
00:11:36,266 --> 00:11:37,367
You want Mr. Seltzer?

222
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:38,667
Yes. Hold on.

223
00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:41,767
I'm going right
to find where he is.

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- London.

225
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- Go on. Risk it.

226
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,700
- Hello, hello, you,
you in London.

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00:11:51,734 --> 00:11:53,834
Huh? No, no, no,
I'm not Mr. Seltzer.

228
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Name's Charters.

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I don't suppose
you know me.

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Huh?

231
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Well, you needn't worry.
They've just gone to fetch him.

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Tell me, what's happening
to England?

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Blowing a gale?

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00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,266
No, you don't
follow me, sir.

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00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:10,200
I'm inquiring about
the test match in Manchester.

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Cricket, sir, cricket!

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What, you don't know?

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You can't be in England
and not know the test score.

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Fellow says
he doesn't know.

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00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:17,867
- Oh, silly arse.

241
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- Hello, can't you
find out?

242
00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:20,767
Oh, nonsense.
It won't take a second.

243
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:23,667
All right, if you won't,
you won't.

244
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Wasting my time.
The fellow's an ignoramus.

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- Mr. Seltzer, at last your call
come through to London.

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Hello!

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Hello, hello!

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[speaking Bandrikan]

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[man and woman
speaking a foreign language]

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- [speaking Bandrikan]

251
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- Thank you, waiter.

252
00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:11,033
- [repeating Bandrikan phrase]

253
00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:12,567
- What would you say
to a grilled steak?

254
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:13,633
- That's
a very good idea.

255
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,800
- Well done for me,
please.

256
00:13:14,834 --> 00:13:15,834
- On the red side
for me.

257
00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:17,834
- [repeating Bandrikan phrase]

258
00:13:17,867 --> 00:13:20,166
- These people have a passion
for repeating themselves.

259
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,166
- Ahem.
I beg your pardon.

260
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,667
- He's trying
to explain to you

261
00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,667
that owing to the large number
of visitors,

262
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:26,900
there's no food left.

263
00:13:26,934 --> 00:13:29,200
- No food?

264
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,567
What sort of place
is this?

265
00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:32,867
They expect us to share
a blasted dog box

266
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:35,166
with a servant girl
on an empty stomach?

267
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,800
Is that hospitality?
Is that organization?

268
00:13:37,834 --> 00:13:39,500
Oh, thank you.

269
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:42,567
- I'm hungry,
you know.

270
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:43,667
- What a country.

271
00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:45,233
I don't wonder
they have revolutions.

272
00:13:45,266 --> 00:13:47,200
- You're very welcome
to what's left of the cheese.

273
00:13:47,233 --> 00:13:48,700
Of course,
it's not like beefsteak,

274
00:13:48,734 --> 00:13:50,333
but it's awfully rich
in vitamins.

275
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:51,400
- Oh, really,
thank you very much.

276
00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:52,900
- I'm afraid
they're not accustomed

277
00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:54,467
to catering
for so many people.

278
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,467
Bandrika is one of Europe's
few undiscovered corners.

279
00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,333
- Yes, that's probably
because there's nothing

280
00:13:59,367 --> 00:14:00,867
worth discovering,
I should think.

281
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,500
- You may not know it
as well as I do.

282
00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:04,967
I'm feeling quite miserable
at the thought of leaving it.

283
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,333
- After you with the cheese,
please.

284
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:07,700
- Certainly, old man.
Why not?

285
00:14:07,734 --> 00:14:08,800
So you're going home.

286
00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:09,867
- Tomorrow.

287
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:11,900
My little charges
are quite grown up.

288
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,533
I am a governess
and music teacher, you know.

289
00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,166
In the six years
I've lived here,

290
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:19,033
I've grown to love the country,
especially the mountains.

291
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,834
I sometimes think they're like
very friendly neighbors,

292
00:14:21,867 --> 00:14:24,133
you know, the big
father and mother mountain

293
00:14:24,166 --> 00:14:25,734
with their white snow hats

294
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:28,400
and their nephews and nieces,
not quite so big,

295
00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:29,633
with smaller hats,

296
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,533
right down
to the tiniest hillock

297
00:14:31,567 --> 00:14:33,400
without any hat at all.

298
00:14:33,433 --> 00:14:35,967
Well, of course,
that's just my fancy.

299
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,100
- Oh, really?

300
00:14:37,133 --> 00:14:38,767
- I like to watch them
from my bedroom

301
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,133
every night
when there's a moon.

302
00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:42,800
I'm so glad
there's a moon tonight.

303
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,133
Do you hear that music?

304
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:45,700
[man vocalizing]

305
00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:47,934
Everyone sings here.

306
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:49,867
The people are just like
happy children,

307
00:14:49,900 --> 00:14:52,700
with laughter on their lips
and music in their hearts.

308
00:14:52,734 --> 00:14:54,467
- It's not reflected
in their politics, you know.

309
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:57,467
- I never think you should judge
any country by its politics.

310
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,700
After all, we English
are quite honest by nature,

311
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:01,734
aren't we?

312
00:15:01,767 --> 00:15:03,066
You'll excuse me
if I run away?

313
00:15:03,100 --> 00:15:05,467
- Good night.
Good night.

314
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,800
- Good night.

315
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:13,867
Queer sort of bird.

316
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,967
- Trifle whimsical,
I thought.

317
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,700
- After six years in this hole,
we'd be whimsical.

318
00:15:18,734 --> 00:15:20,767
- Oh, I don't think so,
old man.

319
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,100
She was very decent
about that cheese.

320
00:15:23,133 --> 00:15:25,433
- I see she's finished
the pickles.

321
00:15:25,467 --> 00:15:27,700
- Good night, Iris.

322
00:15:27,734 --> 00:15:29,633
Listen,
someone's serenading.

323
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,667
- Oh, let him.

324
00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:32,300
Nothing will keep me
awake tonight.

325
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,567
Good night,
my children.

326
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,533
[door clicks shut]

327
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,767
[man vocalizing]

328
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,400
[loud rhythmic thumping]

329
00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,633
- What's happening,
an earthquake?

330
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:42,166
- That would hardly account
for the music, would it?

331
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,166
What a horrible noise.

332
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,400
What could they be doing?

333
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:47,734
- I don't know,
but I'll soon find out.

334
00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,633
Hello.

335
00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:56,266
Musical country, this.

336
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:59,700
- Yes, I feel quite sorry
for that poor singer outside,

337
00:16:59,734 --> 00:17:01,567
having to compete
with this.

338
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,031
- Boris,
Miss Henderson speaking.

339
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,233
Look, someone upstairs

340
00:17:05,266 --> 00:17:07,098
is playing musical chairs
with an elephant.

341
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,733
Move one of them out, will you?
I want to get some sleep.

342
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,133
All right.

343
00:17:11,165 --> 00:17:12,367
That ought to settle it.

344
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,031
- Thank you so.

345
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,367
Some people have so little
consideration for others,

346
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,767
which makes life so much
more difficult than it need be.

347
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:19,967
Don't you think?

348
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,433
Good night.
Thank you so much.

349
00:17:22,467 --> 00:17:24,500
I expect you'll be going
for the train in the morning?

350
00:17:24,531 --> 00:17:25,598
- Yes.

351
00:17:25,633 --> 00:17:29,033
- I hope we shall meet again
under quieter circumstances.

352
00:17:29,066 --> 00:17:30,066
Good night.

353
00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,100
- Good night.

354
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,800
[speaking Italian]

355
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,467
[speaking Bandrikan]

356
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,333
Miss, please,
I'll fix everything.

357
00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:41,700
- You'd better.

358
00:17:45,533 --> 00:17:48,600
[knocking]

359
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:55,400
- Hold it.

360
00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:57,533
Splendid, don't move.
Don't move.

361
00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:01,066
- [clears throat]
Uh...

362
00:18:05,133 --> 00:18:06,333
If you please, sir.

363
00:18:06,367 --> 00:18:08,633
- Get out!

364
00:18:08,667 --> 00:18:10,333
One, two.

365
00:18:10,367 --> 00:18:15,500
[music and stomping resume]

366
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:20,400
- Please, sir,
will you kindly stop?

367
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,934
They are all complaining

368
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:22,967
in the hotel.

369
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,900
You make too much noise.

370
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,734
- Too much what?

371
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:30,934
- [meekly]
Too much noise.

372
00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:33,400
- You dare
to call it a noise,

373
00:18:33,433 --> 00:18:35,767
the ancient music with which
your peasant ancestors

374
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:38,233
celebrated every wedding
for countless generations.

375
00:18:38,266 --> 00:18:39,367
They danced--

376
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,500
they danced when your father
married your mother,

377
00:18:41,533 --> 00:18:43,967
always supposing you were born
in wedlock, which I doubt.

378
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Look at them.

379
00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:48,233
I take it you're the manager
of this hovel.

380
00:18:48,266 --> 00:18:49,700
- Sure, I am the manager
of this hotel.

381
00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:51,600
- Well, fortunately,
I'm accustomed to squalor.

382
00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:52,767
Tell me,
who's complaining?

383
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,300
- This young English lady
underneath.

384
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,266
- Well, you tell the young
English lady underneath

385
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,266
that I am putting on record
for the benefit of mankind

386
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,900
one of the lost folk dances
of central Europe,

387
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,734
and furthermore,
she does not own the hotel.

388
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,734
- But, sir,
don't you understand?

389
00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:09,467
- Now, one, two...

390
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,500
[music and stomping resume]

391
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,166
- You know what he said?

392
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,066
"Who she think she is,
the queen of Sheba?

393
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,767
She think
she owns this hotel?"

394
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,000
- Well, can't you
get rid of him?

395
00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:27,834
- Impossible.

396
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,533
- Are you sure?

397
00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:32,834
- I begin to wonder...

398
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:35,000
It's come back to me.
I've got an idea.

399
00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:36,066
You see,
the German lady,

400
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,567
she will call him up
on the telephone,

401
00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:39,300
and she say,
"Young man, it's my room.

402
00:19:39,333 --> 00:19:41,166
I did pay for it.
Get out quickly."

403
00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,300
How's that, huh?

404
00:19:42,333 --> 00:19:43,734
- Good enough.

405
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,734
We'll eject him
with a little...

406
00:19:51,767 --> 00:19:54,967
He'll never forget
as long as he live.

407
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,166
- Nothing but baseball.

408
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,900
You know,
we used to call it rounders.

409
00:19:59,934 --> 00:20:03,433
Children play it
with a rubber ball and a stick.

410
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,767
Not a word about cricket.

411
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,734
Americans got no sense
of proportion.

412
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:08,900
[knock at door]

413
00:20:08,934 --> 00:20:10,900
Come in.

414
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,800
[whistling]

415
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,934
[whistling]

416
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,433
- Gute Nacht.

417
00:20:42,467 --> 00:20:44,967
I can't stand
this ridiculous lack of privacy.

418
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,800
Lock the door.

419
00:20:46,834 --> 00:20:47,834
- [speaking Bandrikan]

420
00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:48,867
- Oh!

421
00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:53,800
- Gute Nacht.

422
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,066
- Who are you?

423
00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,166
What do you want?

424
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:13,533
[plays jaunty tune]

425
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,033
- Recognize the signature tune?

426
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,667
- Will you please get out?

427
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:19,734
- Oh, this is
a much better room.

428
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:22,200
Definitely
an acceptable room.

429
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:44,633
- What exactly
do you think you're doing?

430
00:21:44,667 --> 00:21:46,066
Keep away.

431
00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:52,166
- Would you hold those
for a minute?

432
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,467
- Put those back
at once.

433
00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:04,266
- Now, which side
do you like to sleep?

434
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,900
- Do you want me
to throw you out?

435
00:22:05,934 --> 00:22:08,166
- Oh, in that case,
I'll sleep in the middle.

436
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,667
Smart of you
to bribe the manager.

437
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,133
An eye for an eye
and a tooth for a toothbrush.

438
00:22:33,166 --> 00:22:34,333
- I suppose you realize

439
00:22:34,367 --> 00:22:35,900
you're behaving
like a complete cad.

440
00:22:35,934 --> 00:22:37,066
- On the contrary.

441
00:22:37,100 --> 00:22:39,166
You're perfectly at liberty
to sleep in the corridor

442
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:40,533
if you want to.

443
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,066
- Hello.

444
00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:45,166
- Oh, I shouldn't
if I were you.

445
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,867
I'd only tell everyone
you invited me here.

446
00:22:53,433 --> 00:22:55,767
And when I say everyone,
I mean everyone.

447
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,667
And I have
a powerful voice.

448
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:00,500
- Come out of there at once!

449
00:23:00,533 --> 00:23:03,200
- Not until you bribe the manager
to restore me to my attic.

450
00:23:03,233 --> 00:23:04,500
- Come out of that bathroom!

451
00:23:04,533 --> 00:23:07,533
- [humming]

452
00:23:28,633 --> 00:23:30,800
- Hello, Boris?

453
00:23:30,834 --> 00:23:33,500
Look, I was thinking
I might change my mind

454
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,266
about that room upstairs if--

455
00:23:38,100 --> 00:23:39,333
- Oh, by the way,

456
00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:41,767
you might have my things
taken upstairs.

457
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,967
Would you?

458
00:23:45,867 --> 00:23:47,500
- You're the most
contemptible person

459
00:23:47,533 --> 00:23:49,033
I've ever met
in all my life!

460
00:23:49,066 --> 00:23:50,700
- [whispering]
Well, confidentially,

461
00:23:50,734 --> 00:23:53,467
I think you're
a bit of a stinker too.

462
00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:58,900
[man humming]

463
00:24:03,867 --> 00:24:08,300
- Ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ah-ah

464
00:24:08,333 --> 00:24:12,734
Ah-ah-ah,
ah, ah-ah

465
00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:17,867
Ah-ah-ah-ah,
ah-ah-ah

466
00:24:17,900 --> 00:24:21,500
Ah-ah, ah-ah,
ah-ah-ah

467
00:24:21,533 --> 00:24:23,533
[grunts]

468
00:24:31,734 --> 00:24:33,166
[coin clinks]

469
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,400
Da-da-da, da,
da-da-dee-dee

470
00:24:45,433 --> 00:24:48,066
Da-da-da,
da, da-dee

471
00:24:48,100 --> 00:24:50,734
Da-da-da, da,
da-da-dee-dee

472
00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:06,066
- Well, if we get
to Basle on time,

473
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:07,600
we should see
the last day of the match.

474
00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,400
- I hope the weather's
like this in Manchester.

475
00:25:09,433 --> 00:25:10,467
Perfect wicket
for our fellows.

476
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:15,900
- Isn't it
somewhere along here?

477
00:25:15,934 --> 00:25:17,200
- If you don't hurry,
Margaret,

478
00:25:17,233 --> 00:25:19,200
we shan't get that compartment
to ourselves.

479
00:25:19,233 --> 00:25:21,333
- Does it matter?

480
00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:28,834
- Well, there's still time
to change your mind, Iris.

481
00:25:28,867 --> 00:25:30,667
- Yes, why not send Charles
a greetings telegram

482
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,033
and tell him
he's all washed up?

483
00:25:32,066 --> 00:25:33,467
- No, it's too late.

484
00:25:33,500 --> 00:25:36,066
This time next week, I shall be
a slightly sunburnt offering

485
00:25:36,100 --> 00:25:38,900
on an altar
in Hanover Square.

486
00:25:38,934 --> 00:25:40,567
I shan't mind, really.

487
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,400
- Oh, good morning.

488
00:25:43,433 --> 00:25:45,100
I can't find my bag.

489
00:25:45,133 --> 00:25:46,667
It's a brown holdall,
you know.

490
00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,033
Have you seen--

491
00:25:48,066 --> 00:25:49,967
No, of course not.
Thank you.

492
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,300
Well, I gave it
to the porter.

493
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,433
I can't imagine
where he left it.

494
00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:55,467
- Oh, she dropped
her glasses.

495
00:25:59,867 --> 00:26:01,200
Say, you dropped
your glasses.

496
00:26:01,233 --> 00:26:02,500
- Oh, thank you,
my dear.

497
00:26:02,533 --> 00:26:04,667
Oh, dear,
oh, dear, oh, dear!

498
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:06,467
- Darling,
are you hurt?

499
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,233
- I don't know.

500
00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:09,900
What was it?

501
00:26:09,934 --> 00:26:11,333
[man muttering in Bandrikan]

502
00:26:11,367 --> 00:26:12,367
- Never mind about that.

503
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:13,700
This cockeyed station
of yours

504
00:26:13,734 --> 00:26:15,133
has practically brained
my friend.

505
00:26:15,166 --> 00:26:16,166
- Yes, indeed.

506
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,200
- Well, what are you
going to do about it?

507
00:26:17,233 --> 00:26:18,233
[man mutters]

508
00:26:18,266 --> 00:26:19,300
- He says he cannot
hold the train.

509
00:26:19,333 --> 00:26:20,467
[train whistle shrills]

510
00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:21,500
- Hurry up.
It's going.

511
00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:23,100
- I'll be all right, really.

512
00:26:23,133 --> 00:26:24,133
- Are you sure?

513
00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:25,500
Be careful, now.
Be careful.

514
00:26:25,533 --> 00:26:27,533
- Don't worry.
I'll look after her.

515
00:26:27,567 --> 00:26:28,633
Such carelessness.

516
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,667
- Are you sure
you're all right?

517
00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:40,166
- Send us a copy
of the "Times."

518
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,800
- Write and tell us
all about it.

519
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:42,967
- Good luck.

520
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,200
Look after yourself.

521
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:19,700
- There, there.

522
00:27:19,734 --> 00:27:21,100
You'll be all right
in a minute.

523
00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:22,467
Just take everything quietly.

524
00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:26,133
Put some of this eau de cologne
on your head.

525
00:27:47,734 --> 00:27:49,367
Do you feel any better?

526
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,133
- Yes, thank you.
I'm all right now.

527
00:27:51,166 --> 00:27:53,934
- What you need
is a good strong cup of tea.

528
00:27:53,967 --> 00:27:55,200
I'll ring
for the attendant.

529
00:27:55,233 --> 00:27:56,433
- No, no,
please don't bother.

530
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:57,934
I'll go to the dining car
myself.

531
00:27:57,967 --> 00:27:58,967
I need some air.

532
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,800
- Oh, well, in that case,
I'll come with you--

533
00:28:00,834 --> 00:28:02,333
if you don't mind,
that is.

534
00:28:02,367 --> 00:28:03,934
- No, of course not.

535
00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:19,633
- Oh, I beg your pardon.

536
00:28:19,667 --> 00:28:22,033
I'm so sorry.

537
00:28:22,066 --> 00:28:24,200
You can always tell
a honeymoon couple, you know.

538
00:28:24,233 --> 00:28:26,934
They're so shy.

539
00:28:26,967 --> 00:28:28,266
- Why did you do that?

540
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:29,834
- We don't want people
staring at us.

541
00:28:29,867 --> 00:28:31,700
- Anyone would think
the whole legal profession

542
00:28:31,734 --> 00:28:32,734
were dogging you.

543
00:28:32,767 --> 00:28:33,767
- One would be enough.

544
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,400
- You even thought
that beggar in Damascus

545
00:28:35,433 --> 00:28:36,600
was a barrister
in disguise.

546
00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:37,633
- I merely said his face

547
00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:39,166
was distinguished enough
for a judge.

548
00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,867
- You hurried off
in the opposite direction,

549
00:28:40,900 --> 00:28:41,900
I noticed.

550
00:28:41,934 --> 00:28:42,967
- That's not true.

551
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,333
I was looking for a street
called Straight.

552
00:28:44,367 --> 00:28:46,100
- You weren't so careful
the first few days.

553
00:28:46,133 --> 00:28:47,200
- I know. I know.

554
00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:49,000
- And anyway, as for you
meeting someone you know,

555
00:28:49,033 --> 00:28:50,033
what about me?

556
00:28:50,066 --> 00:28:52,867
Robert thinks
I'm cruising with Mother.

557
00:29:00,934 --> 00:29:02,834
- If one's feeling
a little bit shaky,

558
00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:05,300
I always think it's best to sit
in the middle of the coach,

559
00:29:05,333 --> 00:29:08,033
preferably
facing the engine.

560
00:29:08,066 --> 00:29:10,033
A pot of tea for two,
please.

561
00:29:10,066 --> 00:29:11,066
- Very good.

562
00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:12,900
- Oh, and just a minute.

563
00:29:12,934 --> 00:29:15,667
Will you please tell them
to make it from this?

564
00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:16,934
I don't drink
any other.

565
00:29:16,967 --> 00:29:19,100
And make absolutely sure

566
00:29:19,133 --> 00:29:21,000
that the water
is really boiling.

567
00:29:21,033 --> 00:29:23,100
You understand?

568
00:29:23,133 --> 00:29:24,600
It's a little fad
of mine.

569
00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:27,033
My dear father and mother,
who I'm thankful to say

570
00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:29,367
are still alive
and enjoying good health,

571
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,233
invariably drink it,

572
00:29:31,266 --> 00:29:33,367
and so I followed
their footsteps.

573
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,900
Do you know
a million Mexicans drink it?

574
00:29:35,934 --> 00:29:37,734
At least that's what it says
on the packet.

575
00:29:37,767 --> 00:29:40,467
- It's very kind of you
to help me like this.

576
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:42,433
I don't think
we've introduced ourselves.

577
00:29:42,467 --> 00:29:43,667
My name's Iris Henderson.

578
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:45,000
I'm going home
to be married.

579
00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,900
- Really?
Oh, how very exciting.

580
00:29:46,934 --> 00:29:47,934
I do hope
you'll be happy.

581
00:29:47,967 --> 00:29:48,967
- Thank you.

582
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,367
- You'll have children,
won't you?

583
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,867
They make such a difference.

584
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,800
I always think it's being
with kiddies so much

585
00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:57,166
that's made me, if I may say so,
young for my age.

586
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,567
I'm a governess, you know.

587
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,100
My name's Froy.
[train whistle shrills]

588
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:01,500
- Did you say Freud?

589
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,834
- No, O-Y, not E-U-D.

590
00:30:03,867 --> 00:30:05,066
Froy.

591
00:30:05,100 --> 00:30:06,433
- I'm sorry.
I can't hear.

592
00:30:17,066 --> 00:30:18,066
- Froy.

593
00:30:18,100 --> 00:30:20,433
It rhymes with "joy."

594
00:30:20,467 --> 00:30:21,567
Thank you.

595
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,667
Please reserve two places
for lunch, will you?

596
00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:25,333
That is if you'd care
to have it with me.

597
00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:26,367
- Of course.

598
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,633
- There's nothing moot
about it.

599
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:29,000
Simply wasn't out,
that's all.

600
00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:31,600
But for the umpire's blunder,
he'd probably still be batting.

601
00:30:31,633 --> 00:30:33,233
- What do you mean?
I don't understand.

602
00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:34,266
- I'll show you.
Look here.

603
00:30:34,300 --> 00:30:37,800
I saw the whole thing.

604
00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:39,967
Now, then,
there's Hammond.

605
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,867
There's the bowler.

606
00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:42,934
There's the umpire.

607
00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:44,367
- Sugar?

608
00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,667
- Two, please.

609
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:46,900
- Dear me.

610
00:30:46,934 --> 00:30:49,066
There is no sugar.

611
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:51,934
- Now, watch this
very, very carefully, Caldicott.

612
00:30:51,967 --> 00:30:53,233
Grimmett was bowling.

613
00:30:53,266 --> 00:30:55,433
- May I trouble you
for the sugar, please?

614
00:30:55,467 --> 00:30:56,934
- What?

615
00:30:56,967 --> 00:30:58,734
- The sugar, please.

616
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,233
Thank you so much.

617
00:31:30,333 --> 00:31:32,467
If I were you,
I'd try and get a little sleep.

618
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:34,834
It'll make you feel
quite well again.

619
00:31:34,867 --> 00:31:37,967
There's a most intriguing
acrostic in the "Needlewoman."

620
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:41,266
I'm going to try and unravel it
before you wake up.

621
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,266
[laughter]

622
00:31:51,300 --> 00:31:53,333
[Froy humming]

623
00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:55,066
Da-da-da, da,
da-da-dee-dee

624
00:31:55,100 --> 00:31:57,033
Da-da-da, da

625
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:34,000
[train whistle shrills]

626
00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:55,233
[man speaking
a foreign language]

627
00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:57,633
- Reservations
for lunch, please.

628
00:32:57,667 --> 00:32:58,767
- Have been made.

629
00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,800
- Da?

630
00:32:59,834 --> 00:33:00,900
- Bin da.

631
00:33:02,967 --> 00:33:04,333
- Madame has booked
for lunch?

632
00:33:04,367 --> 00:33:05,433
- Oh, I think
my friend did.

633
00:33:05,467 --> 00:33:07,333
She's got
the tickets.

634
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,266
Have you seen
my friend?

635
00:33:15,300 --> 00:33:16,533
- No.

636
00:33:16,567 --> 00:33:18,467
- My friend,
where is she?

637
00:33:20,367 --> 00:33:22,367
La signora inglese,

638
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,233
the English lady,
where is she?

639
00:33:24,266 --> 00:33:26,700
- There has been
no English lady here.

640
00:33:26,734 --> 00:33:28,066
- What?

641
00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:31,467
- There has been
no English lady here.

642
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,767
- But there has.
She sat there in the corner.

643
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,166
You saw her.
You spoke to her.

644
00:33:35,200 --> 00:33:37,934
She sat next to you.

645
00:33:37,967 --> 00:33:39,233
But it's ridiculous.

646
00:33:39,266 --> 00:33:41,433
She took me to the dining car
and came back here with me.

647
00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:43,600
- You went
and came back alone.

648
00:33:43,633 --> 00:33:46,133
- Maybe you don't understand.

649
00:33:46,166 --> 00:33:47,533
I mean the lady
who looked after me

650
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:48,567
when I was knocked out.

651
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,567
- Ah, perhaps it make you
forget, eh?

652
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,734
- Well, I may be
very dense,

653
00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:54,100
but if this is
some sort of a joke,

654
00:33:54,133 --> 00:33:56,700
I'm afraid
I don't see the point.

655
00:34:31,166 --> 00:34:33,033
Oh, steward,
you served me tea just now.

656
00:34:33,065 --> 00:34:34,065
- Yes, madame.

657
00:34:34,100 --> 00:34:35,199
- Well, have you seen
the lady I was with,

658
00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:36,233
the English lady?

659
00:34:36,266 --> 00:34:37,300
- But madame was alone.

660
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,533
- [man speaking Bandrikan]

661
00:34:38,567 --> 00:34:39,900
Pardon, madame.
He make mistake.

662
00:34:39,934 --> 00:34:40,934
- Well, of course.

663
00:34:40,967 --> 00:34:42,132
He must remember
the little English lady.

664
00:34:42,166 --> 00:34:43,567
She ordered the tea
and paid for it.

665
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,632
- No, it is you
who paid.

666
00:34:44,667 --> 00:34:46,900
[both speaking Bandrikan]

667
00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:48,800
- He say to look at the bill.
I will look, madame.

668
00:34:48,833 --> 00:34:50,367
- But she gave you
a special packet of tea.

669
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:51,632
You can't
have forgotten that.

670
00:34:51,667 --> 00:34:54,166
- The tea was ours, madame.
I received no packet.

671
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:55,632
- But you did.
I know what happened.

672
00:34:55,667 --> 00:34:59,200
- Pardon, madame, the bill:
tea for one.

673
00:34:59,233 --> 00:35:00,800
- But that's not right.

674
00:35:00,834 --> 00:35:03,233
- Perhaps madame would care
to examine the bills herself.

675
00:35:03,266 --> 00:35:06,166
- No, I wouldn't.
The whole thing's too absurd.

676
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,567
Please, have you seen
a lady pass through?

677
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:16,600
Oh.

678
00:35:16,633 --> 00:35:18,734
- Well, well,
if it isn't old stinker.

679
00:35:18,767 --> 00:35:20,600
If I thought you were going
to be on this train,

680
00:35:20,633 --> 00:35:22,300
I'd have stayed another week
in the hotel.

681
00:35:22,333 --> 00:35:23,367
Lady? No, why?

682
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:24,400
- It doesn't matter.

683
00:35:24,433 --> 00:35:26,467
You probably wouldn't
recognize one anyway.

684
00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:31,400
- Hello. Feeling queer?

685
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:32,734
- It's that pipe of yours,
George.

686
00:35:32,767 --> 00:35:34,300
Why don't you throw
your old socks away?

687
00:35:34,333 --> 00:35:35,333
Never mind.

688
00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:36,700
Thanks for the help
all the same.

689
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:37,934
Come on, sit down.
Take it easy.

690
00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:38,967
What's the trouble?

691
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,667
- If you must know,
something fell on my head.

692
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:41,700
- When, infancy?

693
00:35:41,734 --> 00:35:42,734
- At the station.

694
00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:44,133
- Oh, bad luck.
Can I help?

695
00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:45,900
- No, only by going away.

696
00:35:45,934 --> 00:35:47,600
- No, no, no, no,
my father always taught me:

697
00:35:47,633 --> 00:35:49,133
never desert
a lady in trouble.

698
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:51,033
He even carried that
as far as marrying Mother.

699
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,467
- I say, did you see
a little lady

700
00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,934
last night in the hotel
in tweeds?

701
00:35:53,967 --> 00:35:55,166
- I only saw
one little lady.

702
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,433
She was hardly
in tweeds.

703
00:35:56,467 --> 00:35:57,867
- Yes, but she was
in my compartment,

704
00:35:57,900 --> 00:35:58,900
and now I can't find her.

705
00:35:58,934 --> 00:36:00,133
- She must be
still on the train.

706
00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:01,166
We haven't stopped
since we started.

707
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,734
- Of course she's still
on the train; I know that.

708
00:36:02,767 --> 00:36:04,533
- All right, all right.
Nobody said she isn't.

709
00:36:04,567 --> 00:36:06,133
- Yes, but that's just
what they are saying.

710
00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,166
- Who?

711
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,200
- The rest of the people
in the compartment

712
00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:09,233
and the stewards.

713
00:36:09,266 --> 00:36:10,333
They insist
they never saw her.

714
00:36:10,367 --> 00:36:12,066
- All of them?
- All of them.

715
00:36:12,100 --> 00:36:14,367
- You were saying you got
a knock on the head?

716
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:15,467
- What do you mean?

717
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:17,233
- Never mind.
Do you talk the lingo?

718
00:36:17,266 --> 00:36:18,266
- No.

719
00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:19,300
- Oh, well,
they probably thought

720
00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:20,800
you were trying
to borrow some money.

721
00:36:20,834 --> 00:36:23,000
Come on, let's knock the idea
out of their stupid heads.

722
00:36:23,033 --> 00:36:25,633
A most unfortunate remark.
I beg your pardon.

723
00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,100
[speaking Italian]

724
00:36:29,133 --> 00:36:32,834
- That's one of them,
the little dark man.

725
00:36:32,867 --> 00:36:33,867
- I say, excuse me.

726
00:36:33,900 --> 00:36:35,600
I think there's been
a little misunderstanding.

727
00:36:35,633 --> 00:36:37,467
This young lady seems
to have lost her friend.

728
00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:38,567
- Yes, I have heard.

729
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,367
This gentleman
has been explaining to me.

730
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,767
It's most interesting.

731
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,567
And I think,
under the circumstances,

732
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,100
we shall all
introduce ourselves.

733
00:36:45,133 --> 00:36:46,600
- I am Italian citizen.

734
00:36:46,633 --> 00:36:47,633
My wife and child.

735
00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:48,667
- How do you do?

736
00:36:48,700 --> 00:36:50,066
Oh, bonny little chap.
How old is he?

737
00:36:50,100 --> 00:36:51,900
- 1934 class, si.

738
00:36:51,934 --> 00:36:54,834
And the lady in the corner:
Isabel Nisatona.

739
00:36:54,867 --> 00:36:56,100
- Oh, yes,
I met her husband.

740
00:36:56,133 --> 00:36:58,333
He presented prizes
at the Folk Dance Festival.

741
00:36:58,367 --> 00:36:59,467
Minister of Propaganda.

742
00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,633
- And I am Dr. Egon Hartz
of Prague.

743
00:37:01,667 --> 00:37:02,700
You may have heard of me.

744
00:37:02,734 --> 00:37:04,200
- Not the brain specialist.

745
00:37:04,233 --> 00:37:05,266
- Yes, the same.

746
00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:06,500
- Oh, yes, you flew
over to England the other day

747
00:37:06,533 --> 00:37:08,200
and operated on one
of our cabinet ministers.

748
00:37:08,233 --> 00:37:09,233
- Oh, yes.

749
00:37:09,266 --> 00:37:10,533
- Tell me,
did you find anything?

750
00:37:10,567 --> 00:37:12,400
- A slight
cerebral contusion.

751
00:37:12,433 --> 00:37:14,033
- Oh, well, that's better
than nothing.

752
00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:15,500
- But I am picking up
a similar case

753
00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:16,667
at the next station

754
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,133
but so much
more complicated.

755
00:37:18,166 --> 00:37:20,467
I shall operate at
the National Hospital tonight.

756
00:37:20,500 --> 00:37:21,500
Among other things,

757
00:37:21,533 --> 00:37:23,367
a cranial fracture
with compression.

758
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,400
Do you understand?

759
00:37:24,433 --> 00:37:26,000
- Oh, yes,
a wallop on the bean.

760
00:37:26,033 --> 00:37:27,633
- I suppose you
haven't seen my friend.

761
00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:28,967
- Unfortunately, no.

762
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,934
- I'll just take a word
with the baroness.

763
00:37:30,967 --> 00:37:31,967
Excuse me.

764
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000
[speaking Bandrikan]

765
00:37:37,900 --> 00:37:40,767
[speaking Italian]

766
00:37:40,934 --> 00:37:43,367
[speaking Italian]

767
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:44,900
- What do they say?

768
00:37:44,934 --> 00:37:46,500
- Well, they both say
they've never seen her.

769
00:37:46,533 --> 00:37:48,533
- But that's not true.
She was sitting where you are.

770
00:37:48,567 --> 00:37:49,767
- Can you
describe her?

771
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,500
- Well, it's a bit
difficult, you see.

772
00:37:51,533 --> 00:37:53,133
She was sort of middle-aged
and ordinary.

773
00:37:53,166 --> 00:37:54,500
- Well, what
was she wearing?

774
00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,867
Tweeds,
oatmeal flecked with brown,

775
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:58,967
a three-quarter coat
with patch pockets,

776
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,266
a scarf, felt hat,
brown shoes, a tussah shirt,

777
00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:06,066
and a small blue handkerchief
in her breast pocket.

778
00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:07,433
I can't remember
any more.

779
00:38:07,467 --> 00:38:09,066
- You couldn't have been
paying attention.

780
00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,100
Now, listen.

781
00:38:10,133 --> 00:38:11,133
You both went along
to tea?

782
00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:12,166
- Yes.

783
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,400
- Well, surely
you met somebody.

784
00:38:13,433 --> 00:38:15,533
- Well, I suppose
we did, but--

785
00:38:15,567 --> 00:38:17,467
Wait a moment.
Let me think.

786
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:19,367
Oh, yes, there was an Englishman
who passed the sugar.

787
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:20,400
- Right you are.

788
00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:21,467
Now, let's go along
and dig him out.

789
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:22,600
- Pardon.
May I come with you?

790
00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:23,867
This is most
interesting to me.

791
00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:25,467
- Well, we don't like people
muscling in,

792
00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,467
but we'll make you
a member.

793
00:38:34,133 --> 00:38:35,967
- Wait a moment.
There was somebody else.

794
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,433
As we passed this compartment,
Miss Froy stumbled in.

795
00:38:38,467 --> 00:38:39,900
There was a tall gentleman
and a lady.

796
00:38:39,934 --> 00:38:41,500
- All right, now we're
getting somewhere.

797
00:38:41,533 --> 00:38:42,700
If we can really find
someone who saw her,

798
00:38:42,734 --> 00:38:44,300
we'll have the place
searched.

799
00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:45,433
- Can I be
of any assistance?

800
00:38:45,467 --> 00:38:46,467
- That's the gentleman.

801
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:48,467
- Well, do you happen to remember
seeing this young lady

802
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,567
pass the compartment
with a little Englishwoman?

803
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:53,467
- I'm afraid not.

804
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,233
- But you must have!

805
00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:57,033
She almost fell
into your compartment.

806
00:38:57,066 --> 00:38:58,333
Surely you haven't
forgotten.

807
00:38:58,367 --> 00:38:59,600
It's very important.

808
00:38:59,633 --> 00:39:01,333
Everybody's saying
she wasn't on the train,

809
00:39:01,367 --> 00:39:03,100
but I know she is,
and I'm going to find her

810
00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:06,066
even if I have to stop
the train to do it.

811
00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,166
[knocks]

812
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:08,633
- I say, Caldicott,
this is Charters.

813
00:39:08,667 --> 00:39:10,000
Can I come in?

814
00:39:10,033 --> 00:39:11,934
You know that girl
we saw at the hotel?

815
00:39:11,967 --> 00:39:13,800
She's back there
kicking up a devil of a fuss.

816
00:39:13,834 --> 00:39:15,467
Says she's lost
her friend.

817
00:39:15,500 --> 00:39:17,000
- Well, she hasn't been
in here, old man.

818
00:39:17,033 --> 00:39:19,233
- But the point is, she threatens
to stop the train.

819
00:39:19,266 --> 00:39:20,266
- Oh, Lord.

820
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,667
- If we miss
our connection at Basle,

821
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,066
we'll never make
Manchester in time.

822
00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:24,100
- This is serious.

823
00:39:24,133 --> 00:39:26,333
- Let's hide in here.

824
00:39:26,367 --> 00:39:28,333
- I'm sorry, I haven't
the faintest recollection.

825
00:39:28,367 --> 00:39:30,233
You must be making
a mistake.

826
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,867
- Well, he obviously
doesn't remember.

827
00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,033
Let's go and look
for the other fellow.

828
00:39:36,066 --> 00:39:37,934
- Who were you
talking to outside?

829
00:39:37,967 --> 00:39:38,967
- Hmm?

830
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:44,200
Oh, nobody, just some people
in the corridor arguing.

831
00:39:47,967 --> 00:39:49,867
- There he is.
That's the man.

832
00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,266
- Oh, oh, I say.
I'm so sorry.

833
00:39:51,300 --> 00:39:52,433
I wonder
if I can bother you.

834
00:39:52,467 --> 00:39:53,500
I wonder
if you can help us.

835
00:39:53,533 --> 00:39:54,533
How?

836
00:39:54,567 --> 00:39:55,633
- Well, I was having tea
about an hour ago

837
00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:56,667
with an English lady.

838
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:57,734
You saw her,
didn't you?

839
00:39:57,767 --> 00:39:59,567
- Well, I don't know,
I mean, definitely.

840
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,834
I was talking to my friend,
wasn't I?

841
00:40:00,867 --> 00:40:01,867
- Indubitably.

842
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,133
- Yes, but you were sitting
at the next table.

843
00:40:03,166 --> 00:40:04,500
She turned
and borrowed the sugar.

844
00:40:04,533 --> 00:40:05,533
You must remember.

845
00:40:05,567 --> 00:40:06,934
- Oh, yes, I recall
passing the sugar.

846
00:40:06,967 --> 00:40:07,967
- Well, then you saw her.

847
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,166
I repeat, we were deep
in conversation.

848
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:10,233
We were discussing
cricket.

849
00:40:10,266 --> 00:40:11,400
- Well, I don't see
how a thing like cricket

850
00:40:11,433 --> 00:40:12,734
can make you forget
seeing people.

851
00:40:12,767 --> 00:40:13,767
- Oh, don't you?

852
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,800
Well, if that's
your attitude,

853
00:40:14,834 --> 00:40:15,967
obviously there's
nothing more to be said.

854
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,433
Come, Caldicott.

855
00:40:17,467 --> 00:40:18,867
"Thing like cricket."

856
00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:19,900
- Hmm, wrong tactics.

857
00:40:19,934 --> 00:40:20,934
We should have told him

858
00:40:20,967 --> 00:40:22,166
we were looking
for a lost cricket ball.

859
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:23,200
- Yes, but he spoke to her.

860
00:40:23,233 --> 00:40:24,734
There must be
some explanation.

861
00:40:24,767 --> 00:40:25,900
- There is.

862
00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:27,100
Please forgive me.

863
00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:29,500
I'm quite possibly wrong,
but I have known cases

864
00:40:29,533 --> 00:40:31,100
where a sudden
shock or blow

865
00:40:31,133 --> 00:40:33,200
has induced
the most vivid impressions.

866
00:40:33,233 --> 00:40:34,800
- I understand.

867
00:40:34,834 --> 00:40:36,000
You don't believe me.

868
00:40:36,033 --> 00:40:38,033
- Oh, it's not a question
of belief.

869
00:40:38,066 --> 00:40:39,600
Even a simple concussion

870
00:40:39,633 --> 00:40:42,533
may have curious effects
upon an imaginative person.

871
00:40:42,567 --> 00:40:45,000
- Yes, but I can remember
every little detail:

872
00:40:45,033 --> 00:40:46,900
her name, Miss Froy--
everything.

873
00:40:46,934 --> 00:40:48,633
- So interesting.

874
00:40:48,667 --> 00:40:50,734
You know,
if one had time,

875
00:40:50,767 --> 00:40:53,166
one could trace the cause
of the hallucination.

876
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,200
- Hallucination?

877
00:40:54,233 --> 00:40:55,233
- Oh, precisely.

878
00:40:55,266 --> 00:40:56,266
There is no Miss Froy.

879
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:59,533
There never was a Miss Froy,
merely a vivid subjective image.

880
00:40:59,567 --> 00:41:01,300
- But I met her last night
at the hotel.

881
00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:02,400
- You thought you did.

882
00:41:02,433 --> 00:41:03,633
- Yes, but what about
the name?

883
00:41:03,667 --> 00:41:05,166
- Oh, some past
association:

884
00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,667
an advertisement
or a character in a novel

885
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:09,734
subconsciously
remembered.

886
00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:12,066
No, there is no reason
to be frightened

887
00:41:12,100 --> 00:41:14,033
if you are quiet
and relaxed.

888
00:41:14,066 --> 00:41:15,734
- Thank you very much.

889
00:41:23,767 --> 00:41:26,033
- Well, if you
will excuse me,

890
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:28,166
this is where my patient
comes aboard.

891
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,467
Excuse me.

892
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,333
Most interesting.

893
00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:35,066
- We're stopping.

894
00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:36,600
- This is the first stop,
isn't it?

895
00:41:36,633 --> 00:41:37,633
- Mm-hmm.

896
00:41:37,667 --> 00:41:39,533
- Well, then Miss Froy
must still be on the train.

897
00:41:39,567 --> 00:41:40,867
Look, you look out
of this window

898
00:41:40,900 --> 00:41:42,200
and see if she
gets off this side.

899
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:44,567
I'll take the other.

900
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,000
- Most interesting.

901
00:41:46,033 --> 00:41:47,033
- Oh.

902
00:41:53,367 --> 00:41:54,600
- What was she dressed in?

903
00:41:54,633 --> 00:41:55,700
Scotch tweeds, wasn't it?

904
00:41:55,734 --> 00:41:57,633
- Oatmeal tweeds.

905
00:41:57,667 --> 00:42:00,266
- Oh, I knew it had something
to do with porridge.

906
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:09,800
[speaking Bandrikan]

907
00:42:26,066 --> 00:42:29,233
- How long does it take
to get a divorce?

908
00:42:29,266 --> 00:42:30,500
Eric.

909
00:42:30,533 --> 00:42:32,734
- Hmm? Oh, I beg your pardon.
I wasn't listening.

910
00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:35,567
- I said how long does it take
to get a divorce?

911
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,266
- Oh, that depends.
Why?

912
00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:38,633
- I was only wondering

913
00:42:38,667 --> 00:42:41,433
whether we could take
our honeymoon next spring.

914
00:42:41,467 --> 00:42:43,166
I mean the official one.

915
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:45,400
- The difficulties
are considerable.

916
00:42:45,433 --> 00:42:47,667
For one thing, the courts
are very crowded just now.

917
00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:49,266
Although I suppose
we barristers

918
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:50,900
ought not to complain
about that.

919
00:42:50,934 --> 00:42:51,934
[clears throat]

920
00:42:51,967 --> 00:42:54,166
As a matter of fact,
with conditions as they are now,

921
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,633
my chances of becoming
a judge are very rosy.

922
00:42:56,667 --> 00:42:59,033
You know, that is
if nothing untoward occurs.

923
00:42:59,066 --> 00:43:01,767
- Such as you being mixed up
in a divorce case yourself.

924
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,734
- Well, yes.

925
00:43:03,767 --> 00:43:05,867
- In that first
careless rapture of yours,

926
00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:07,500
you said you didn't care
what happened.

927
00:43:07,533 --> 00:43:09,567
- My dear, you must think of it
from my point of view.

928
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,233
The law, like Caesar's wife,
must be above suspicion.

929
00:43:12,266 --> 00:43:15,066
- Even when the law spends
six weeks with Caesar's wife?

930
00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,166
- Look here.

931
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,800
- Now I know why
you've been running around

932
00:43:17,834 --> 00:43:19,600
like a scared rabbit,

933
00:43:19,633 --> 00:43:21,767
why you lied so deliberately
a few minutes ago.

934
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,800
- I lied?

935
00:43:22,834 --> 00:43:24,400
- Yes, to those people
in the corridor.

936
00:43:24,433 --> 00:43:26,300
I heard every word
you said.

937
00:43:28,233 --> 00:43:30,500
- It was merely that I didn't wish
to be mixed up in any inquiry.

938
00:43:30,533 --> 00:43:32,166
- Inquiry?

939
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,867
Just because a little woman
can't be found?

940
00:43:33,900 --> 00:43:35,000
- That girl
was making a fuss.

941
00:43:35,033 --> 00:43:36,200
If the woman
had disappeared

942
00:43:36,233 --> 00:43:37,567
and I'd admitted
having seen her,

943
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:39,266
we might become
vital witnesses.

944
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:41,600
Why, my name might even appear
in the papers,

945
00:43:41,633 --> 00:43:43,066
coupled with yours.

946
00:43:43,100 --> 00:43:45,333
Why, a scandal like that
might lead anywhere,

947
00:43:45,367 --> 00:43:47,500
anywhere.

948
00:43:47,533 --> 00:43:50,500
- Yes, I suppose
it might.

949
00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:57,233
[train whistle shrills]

950
00:44:11,333 --> 00:44:12,900
- Nobody?

951
00:44:12,934 --> 00:44:14,000
- Nobody.

952
00:44:14,033 --> 00:44:15,633
- Well, the only thing
that came out my side

953
00:44:15,667 --> 00:44:17,500
was two bits of orange peel
and a paper bag.

954
00:44:17,533 --> 00:44:19,767
- I know there's a Miss Froy.
She's as real as you are.

955
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,533
- Yes, that's what you say,
and you believe it,

956
00:44:21,567 --> 00:44:23,934
but there doesn't appear to be
anybody else who's seen her.

957
00:44:23,967 --> 00:44:25,000
- I saw her,

958
00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:26,300
I think.

959
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:27,734
- You did?

960
00:44:27,767 --> 00:44:28,900
- A little woman
in tweeds.

961
00:44:28,934 --> 00:44:29,934
- Yes.

962
00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:31,033
- Wearing
a three-quarter coat.

963
00:44:31,066 --> 00:44:33,033
- With a scarf?
- That's right.

964
00:44:33,066 --> 00:44:34,233
I saw her with you when you
passed the compartment.

965
00:44:34,266 --> 00:44:35,567
- I knew I was right.

966
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,166
But your husband said
he hadn't see her.

967
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:38,333
- Oh, he didn't notice,

968
00:44:38,367 --> 00:44:40,467
but as soon as he mentioned it,
I remembered at once.

969
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:41,500
- You win.

970
00:44:41,533 --> 00:44:42,900
You know,
this calls for action.

971
00:44:42,934 --> 00:44:44,133
Do you prefer
to make a statement?

972
00:44:44,166 --> 00:44:45,300
- Of course,
if it helps.

973
00:44:45,333 --> 00:44:46,967
- Pardon, my patient
has just arrived,

974
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,567
the most fascinating
complication.

975
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:49,700
- We have some news
for you.

976
00:44:49,734 --> 00:44:51,133
- This lady
actually saw Miss Froy.

977
00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:52,166
- So.

978
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:53,600
- We're going to have
the train searched.

979
00:44:53,633 --> 00:44:55,233
- You'll have to think
of a fresh theory now, Doctor.

980
00:44:55,266 --> 00:44:56,266
- It is not necessary.

981
00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:57,667
My theory was
a perfectly good one.

982
00:44:57,700 --> 00:44:59,000
The facts
were misleading.

983
00:44:59,033 --> 00:45:00,667
I hope you will find
your friend.

984
00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:01,700
Excuse me.

985
00:45:01,734 --> 00:45:02,867
- I'll be in here
if you want me.

986
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:04,300
- Right you are.
Come along.

987
00:45:09,934 --> 00:45:11,600
- Eric.

988
00:45:13,233 --> 00:45:14,433
I was only
going to mention

989
00:45:14,467 --> 00:45:16,400
that I told that girl
I'd seen her friend.

990
00:45:16,433 --> 00:45:17,467
- What's that?

991
00:45:17,500 --> 00:45:18,900
Have you taken leave
of your senses?

992
00:45:18,934 --> 00:45:21,133
- On the contrary,
I've come to them.

993
00:45:21,266 --> 00:45:22,300
- What do you mean?

994
00:45:22,333 --> 00:45:24,633
- If there's a scandal,
there'd be a divorce.

995
00:45:24,667 --> 00:45:26,367
You couldn't let me down,
could you?

996
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,934
You'd have to do
the decent thing

997
00:45:27,967 --> 00:45:30,200
as reluctantly
as only you know how.

998
00:45:30,233 --> 00:45:32,800
- You forget one very important
thing, Margaret:

999
00:45:32,834 --> 00:45:34,967
your husband would divorce you,
I've no doubt.

1000
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,600
But whatever happens,
my wife will never divorce me.

1001
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,033
- Yes, well, it might seem crazy
to you, but I tell you,

1002
00:45:41,066 --> 00:45:42,367
you're going to search
the train.

1003
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:43,600
- Ah, Signorina...

1004
00:45:43,633 --> 00:45:45,000
[speaking Bandrikan]

1005
00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:46,266
Your friend,
she come back.

1006
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:48,233
- Come back?
- Si, si.

1007
00:45:48,266 --> 00:45:49,266
- But what happened?

1008
00:45:49,300 --> 00:45:51,433
- Oh, you go see.
She tell you.

1009
00:45:51,467 --> 00:45:53,433
- Scusi.
- Thanks.

1010
00:45:53,467 --> 00:45:55,467
All right, Athleston, relax.
The crisis is over.

1011
00:45:55,500 --> 00:45:56,934
Come on,
let's join the lady.

1012
00:45:58,266 --> 00:45:59,266
Here we are.

1013
00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:00,367
- Miss Froy.

1014
00:46:04,433 --> 00:46:06,000
That isn't Miss Froy.

1015
00:46:06,033 --> 00:46:07,600
- Isn't it?

1016
00:46:07,633 --> 00:46:08,667
- No.

1017
00:46:08,700 --> 00:46:10,033
- I say, this is
a silly thing to say,

1018
00:46:10,066 --> 00:46:11,734
but are you
Miss Froy?

1019
00:46:11,767 --> 00:46:15,500
- No, I am
Madame Kummer.

1020
00:46:15,533 --> 00:46:18,700
[speaking Bandrikan]

1021
00:46:18,734 --> 00:46:20,166
- She says she helped you
into the carriage

1022
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,367
after you got the biff
on the head

1023
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:22,433
and then went to see
some friends.

1024
00:46:22,467 --> 00:46:25,467
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1025
00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,600
- The baroness says that as you
spoke about the English lady,

1026
00:46:27,633 --> 00:46:29,100
she didn't connect her
with Madame Kummer.

1027
00:46:29,133 --> 00:46:31,667
- But she wasn't the lady I saw.
It was Miss Froy.

1028
00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:34,166
- Oatmeal tweeds, blouse,
blue silk handkerchief--

1029
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:35,567
- Yes, I know,
everything's the same,

1030
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:36,600
but it isn't her.

1031
00:46:36,633 --> 00:46:37,700
- I beg your pardon.

1032
00:46:37,734 --> 00:46:39,567
When did you say
you first met this Miss Froy?

1033
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,867
- Last night
at the hotel.

1034
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:43,033
- Oh, and was she wearing
a costume like this?

1035
00:46:43,066 --> 00:46:44,967
- Yes, I think so.

1036
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:46,166
- Then I must apologize.

1037
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,233
You did meet her
after all.

1038
00:46:47,266 --> 00:46:48,266
- Then--

1039
00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:49,300
- But not on this train.

1040
00:46:49,333 --> 00:46:50,333
In your subconscious mind,

1041
00:46:50,367 --> 00:46:52,133
you substituted for the face
of Madame Kummer

1042
00:46:52,166 --> 00:46:53,166
that of Miss Froy.

1043
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:54,900
- But I didn't.
I couldn't have, I tell you.

1044
00:46:54,934 --> 00:46:56,066
I talked to her here.

1045
00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:57,100
- That's very easily settled.

1046
00:46:57,133 --> 00:46:58,433
There's an Englishwoman
on the train

1047
00:46:58,467 --> 00:46:59,467
who said she saw her.

1048
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:00,700
If this lady wouldn't mind,
Madame--

1049
00:47:00,734 --> 00:47:02,700
[speaking Bandrikan]

1050
00:47:02,734 --> 00:47:04,300
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1051
00:47:04,333 --> 00:47:05,900
- [speaking French]

1052
00:47:05,934 --> 00:47:08,500
What a gift for languages
the fellow's got.

1053
00:47:14,767 --> 00:47:15,767
[knocks]

1054
00:47:19,233 --> 00:47:20,233
I'm so sorry.

1055
00:47:20,266 --> 00:47:22,200
Would you tell us, please,
is this the woman you saw?

1056
00:47:22,233 --> 00:47:23,367
- It isn't a bit
like her, is it?

1057
00:47:26,934 --> 00:47:28,333
- Yes, she's the woman.

1058
00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:31,066
- But it isn't, I tell you.
It isn't.

1059
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:32,100
- Are you sure?

1060
00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:34,967
- Perfectly.

1061
00:47:35,000 --> 00:47:37,000
- She isn't.
She isn't.

1062
00:47:37,033 --> 00:47:40,033
[both speaking Bandrikan]

1063
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:42,100
- Well, come on, then.

1064
00:47:42,133 --> 00:47:43,967
I'm so sorry
to have troubled you.

1065
00:47:47,133 --> 00:47:49,834
- Well, aren't you
going to say anything?

1066
00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,667
You might at least gloat
if nothing else.

1067
00:47:51,700 --> 00:47:52,800
- What am I expected to say?

1068
00:47:52,834 --> 00:47:55,033
You only did it
to save your own skin.

1069
00:47:55,066 --> 00:47:56,900
- She was lying.
I saw it in her face.

1070
00:47:56,934 --> 00:47:58,567
They're all lying.
But why, why?

1071
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:00,500
- Now, now, why don't you sit down
and take it easy?

1072
00:48:00,533 --> 00:48:02,467
- Do you believe this nonsense
about substituting

1073
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:04,066
Miss Froy's face
for Madame Kummer's?

1074
00:48:04,100 --> 00:48:06,100
- Well, I think any change
would be an improvement.

1075
00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:08,133
- Listen, Miss Froy was
on this train, I know she was,

1076
00:48:08,166 --> 00:48:10,166
and nothing will
convince me otherwise.

1077
00:48:11,333 --> 00:48:13,500
Must you follow me around
like a pet dog?

1078
00:48:13,533 --> 00:48:14,867
- Oh, well, let's say
a watchdog.

1079
00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:16,767
I've got all
the better instincts.

1080
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,200
- Good-bye.

1081
00:48:37,133 --> 00:48:38,600
The doctor was right.
You're all right.

1082
00:48:38,633 --> 00:48:39,934
I never saw Miss Froy
on the train.

1083
00:48:39,967 --> 00:48:41,200
It didn't happen,
I know now.

1084
00:48:41,233 --> 00:48:43,166
- Ah, I'm glad you're going
to take it like that.

1085
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,133
What you want to do
is to forget all about it.

1086
00:48:45,166 --> 00:48:47,100
Just make your mind
a complete blank.

1087
00:48:47,133 --> 00:48:50,433
You know? Watch me.
You can't go wrong.

1088
00:48:50,467 --> 00:48:52,066
What about a spot
of something to eat?

1089
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:53,266
- Anything.

1090
00:48:53,300 --> 00:48:54,567
- That's right.
Come along.

1091
00:49:00,433 --> 00:49:02,200
- Ah, this way,
please.

1092
00:49:02,233 --> 00:49:04,200
- Oh, thank you.
- Merci.

1093
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:05,934
Would you like
a little air?

1094
00:49:05,967 --> 00:49:07,066
- Thanks.

1095
00:49:09,333 --> 00:49:10,700
- Do you think
you can eat anything?

1096
00:49:10,734 --> 00:49:11,734
- I could try.

1097
00:49:11,767 --> 00:49:12,767
- That's the spirit.

1098
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,133
You'll feel a different girl
tomorrow.

1099
00:49:14,166 --> 00:49:15,266
- I hope so.

1100
00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:17,834
I don't want to meet my fiance
a nervous wreck.

1101
00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:20,166
- Your what?

1102
00:49:20,200 --> 00:49:22,834
- I'm being married
on Thursday.

1103
00:49:22,867 --> 00:49:24,367
- Quite sure
you're not imagining that?

1104
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:25,567
- Positive.

1105
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:27,734
- Oh, I was afraid so.

1106
00:49:27,767 --> 00:49:28,967
Aha, food.

1107
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,033
- I couldn't face it.

1108
00:49:30,066 --> 00:49:31,066
- Well, you well best.

1109
00:49:31,100 --> 00:49:32,533
Do you mind if I talk
with my mouth full?

1110
00:49:32,567 --> 00:49:33,633
- If you must.

1111
00:49:33,667 --> 00:49:35,834
- Well, now, would you like
to hear about my early life?

1112
00:49:35,867 --> 00:49:37,166
- I don't think so.

1113
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,934
- Well, since you press me,
I'll begin with my father.

1114
00:49:38,967 --> 00:49:40,066
You know, it's remarkable

1115
00:49:40,100 --> 00:49:41,867
how many great men
began with their father.

1116
00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:43,033
Oh, something to drink?

1117
00:49:43,066 --> 00:49:44,066
- No--

1118
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:45,667
Oh, yes, I will.
A cup of tea, please.

1119
00:49:45,700 --> 00:49:48,300
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1120
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:50,700
You know, my father
was a very colorful character.

1121
00:49:50,734 --> 00:49:53,467
Amongst other things,
he was strongly addicted to...

1122
00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:54,834
you'll never guess.

1123
00:49:54,867 --> 00:49:56,367
- Harriman's Herbal Tea.

1124
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,166
- No, wrong,
double scotch.

1125
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,900
- A million Mexicans
drink it.

1126
00:49:59,934 --> 00:50:01,433
- Maybe they do,
but Father didn't.

1127
00:50:01,467 --> 00:50:03,333
- Miss Froy gave the waiter
a packet of it.

1128
00:50:03,367 --> 00:50:05,266
- A packet of what?

1129
00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:06,533
- Harriman's Herbal Tea.

1130
00:50:06,567 --> 00:50:08,200
She said it was
the only sort she liked.

1131
00:50:08,233 --> 00:50:09,266
- Now, look here,
I thought we'd agreed

1132
00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:11,000
that you were going to make
your mind a complete blank.

1133
00:50:11,033 --> 00:50:13,266
- But it's so real.
I'm sure it happened.

1134
00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:15,000
- Did we or did we not?

1135
00:50:15,033 --> 00:50:16,867
- We did.

1136
00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:18,533
Sorry.

1137
00:50:18,567 --> 00:50:20,100
Go on telling me
about your father.

1138
00:50:20,133 --> 00:50:23,333
- Well, my father
was a very remarkable man.

1139
00:50:23,367 --> 00:50:24,667
- Did he play
the clarinet?

1140
00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:25,700
- Incessantly.

1141
00:50:25,734 --> 00:50:26,934
In fact,
he never put it down

1142
00:50:26,967 --> 00:50:29,300
unless it became
absolutely necessary.

1143
00:50:29,333 --> 00:50:30,333
Well, naturally,

1144
00:50:30,367 --> 00:50:32,200
I couldn't help inheriting
his love of music.

1145
00:50:32,233 --> 00:50:33,266
- Why not?

1146
00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:34,867
- Well, that was all
he left me.

1147
00:50:34,900 --> 00:50:38,600
You know,
you're remarkably attractive.

1148
00:50:38,633 --> 00:50:39,934
Has anyone ever told you?

1149
00:50:39,967 --> 00:50:42,000
- We were discussing you.

1150
00:50:42,033 --> 00:50:43,300
- Ah, yes, of course.

1151
00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:44,533
Do you like me?

1152
00:50:44,567 --> 00:50:45,567
- Not much.

1153
00:50:47,533 --> 00:50:50,100
- Well, after I'd paid
my father's debts,

1154
00:50:50,133 --> 00:50:51,133
I started to travel

1155
00:50:51,166 --> 00:50:52,633
until they tried
to cash the checks.

1156
00:50:52,667 --> 00:50:53,667
For the moment, you know,

1157
00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:55,166
I'm writing a book
on folk dancing.

1158
00:50:55,200 --> 00:50:56,500
Would you like
to buy a copy?

1159
00:50:56,533 --> 00:50:57,767
- I'd love to.

1160
00:50:57,800 --> 00:50:59,266
When does it see
the light of day?

1161
00:50:59,300 --> 00:51:00,800
- About four years.

1162
00:51:00,834 --> 00:51:02,300
- That's a very long time.

1163
00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:03,967
- It's a very long book.

1164
00:51:05,967 --> 00:51:08,000
Do you know
why you fascinate me?

1165
00:51:08,033 --> 00:51:09,100
I'll tell you.

1166
00:51:09,133 --> 00:51:11,367
You've got two great qualities
I used to admire in Father.

1167
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:12,900
You haven't
any manners at all,

1168
00:51:12,934 --> 00:51:16,066
and you're always
seeing things.

1169
00:51:16,100 --> 00:51:17,400
What's the matter?

1170
00:51:17,433 --> 00:51:18,500
- Look!

1171
00:51:18,533 --> 00:51:21,633
[train whistle shrills]

1172
00:51:25,767 --> 00:51:26,900
It's gone!

1173
00:51:26,934 --> 00:51:27,967
- What's gone?

1174
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,767
- Miss Froy's name
on the window.

1175
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,033
You saw it.
You must have seen it.

1176
00:51:31,066 --> 00:51:32,066
She's on the train.

1177
00:51:32,100 --> 00:51:34,266
- Now, steady,
steady.

1178
00:51:34,300 --> 00:51:36,100
Excuse me.
Thank you very much.

1179
00:51:36,133 --> 00:51:37,734
- No, no,
we've got to find her.

1180
00:51:37,767 --> 00:51:39,066
Something's happening
to her.

1181
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:40,266
Stop the train.

1182
00:51:40,300 --> 00:51:42,333
Listen, everybody.

1183
00:51:42,367 --> 00:51:43,900
There's a woman on this train,
Miss Froy.

1184
00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:45,100
Some of you
must have seen her.

1185
00:51:45,133 --> 00:51:46,300
They're hiding her somewhere.

1186
00:51:46,333 --> 00:51:49,166
I appeal to you, all of you,
to stop the train.

1187
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:50,333
Please help me.

1188
00:51:50,367 --> 00:51:51,767
Please make them
stop the train.

1189
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:52,800
Do you hear?

1190
00:51:52,834 --> 00:51:54,500
Why don't you do something
before it's too late?

1191
00:51:54,533 --> 00:51:55,533
- Please, please.

1192
00:51:55,567 --> 00:51:57,467
- I know you think I'm crazy,
but I'm not. I'm not!

1193
00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:59,133
For heaven's sake,
stop this train.

1194
00:51:59,166 --> 00:52:00,233
- Now, come.

1195
00:52:00,266 --> 00:52:02,200
- Leave me alone.
Leave me alone!

1196
00:52:02,233 --> 00:52:04,700
[train whistle shrills]

1197
00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,834
[brakes screeching]

1198
00:52:14,767 --> 00:52:18,467
- Huh, ten minutes late
thanks to that fool of a girl.

1199
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:20,000
If she gets up
to any more of her tricks,

1200
00:52:20,033 --> 00:52:21,834
we shall be too late
for the last day of the match.

1201
00:52:23,333 --> 00:52:25,033
- I suppose you couldn't
put it to her in some way.

1202
00:52:25,066 --> 00:52:26,433
- What?

1203
00:52:26,467 --> 00:52:30,166
- Well, people just don't vanish
and so forth.

1204
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:31,333
- But she has.

1205
00:52:31,367 --> 00:52:32,667
- What?

1206
00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:34,266
- Vanished.

1207
00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:35,300
- Who?

1208
00:52:35,333 --> 00:52:37,133
- The old dame.

1209
00:52:37,166 --> 00:52:38,166
- Yes.

1210
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:40,266
- Well?

1211
00:52:40,300 --> 00:52:42,000
- Well, how could she?

1212
00:52:42,033 --> 00:52:43,533
- What?

1213
00:52:43,567 --> 00:52:45,166
- Vanish.

1214
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:46,667
- I don't know.

1215
00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:48,266
- That just explains
my point.

1216
00:52:48,300 --> 00:52:51,100
People don't just disappear
into thin air.

1217
00:52:51,133 --> 00:52:53,333
- It's done in India.

1218
00:52:53,367 --> 00:52:54,533
- What?

1219
00:52:54,567 --> 00:52:56,433
- The rope trick.

1220
00:52:56,467 --> 00:52:57,867
- Oh, that.

1221
00:52:57,900 --> 00:53:00,433
It never comes out
in a photograph.

1222
00:53:00,467 --> 00:53:02,400
- Look, now,
in half an hour,

1223
00:53:02,433 --> 00:53:04,867
we'll stop at Morsken,
just before the border.

1224
00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:06,800
I will leave there
with my patient

1225
00:53:06,834 --> 00:53:08,400
for the National Hospital.

1226
00:53:08,433 --> 00:53:09,900
If you will come with me,

1227
00:53:09,934 --> 00:53:12,467
you could stay overnight
in a private ward.

1228
00:53:12,500 --> 00:53:14,467
You need peace and rest.

1229
00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:16,166
- Sorry,
nothing doing.

1230
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,166
- Isn't there anything
we can do?

1231
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:20,800
- Yes, find Miss Froy.

1232
00:53:26,467 --> 00:53:27,467
- I tell you,
my friend,

1233
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:30,233
if she does not rest,
I will not answer for her.

1234
00:53:30,266 --> 00:53:32,133
It will be best
if you persuade her.

1235
00:53:32,166 --> 00:53:33,467
She likes you.

1236
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:36,300
- I'm just about as popular
as a dose of strychnine.

1237
00:53:36,333 --> 00:53:38,667
- Well, if you coat it with sugar,
she may swallow it.

1238
00:54:22,066 --> 00:54:24,100
- Cosmopolitan train, this.

1239
00:54:24,133 --> 00:54:27,000
People of all nations.

1240
00:54:27,033 --> 00:54:29,667
I've just seen
at least a million Mexicans

1241
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:33,000
in the corridor.

1242
00:54:33,033 --> 00:54:34,266
Well, I thought
I'd look in

1243
00:54:34,300 --> 00:54:36,600
to tell you to think over
what Dr. Hartz said.

1244
00:54:36,633 --> 00:54:38,033
If you feel like
changing your mind,

1245
00:54:38,066 --> 00:54:39,700
I'll be hanging around.

1246
00:54:47,533 --> 00:54:48,734
- What's all the mystery?

1247
00:54:48,767 --> 00:54:50,567
- You're right.
Miss Froy is on this train.

1248
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:52,467
I've just seen the packet of tea
that you were talking about.

1249
00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:53,800
They chucked it out
with the rubbish.

1250
00:54:53,834 --> 00:54:55,600
- Trifle late, aren't you?
She may be dead by now.

1251
00:54:55,633 --> 00:54:56,633
- Dead or a--

1252
00:54:56,667 --> 00:54:58,834
Of course, for sheer variety,
give me an English summer.

1253
00:54:58,867 --> 00:55:01,467
I remember once spending
a bank holiday at Brighton.

1254
00:55:01,500 --> 00:55:02,834
We're going to search
this train.

1255
00:55:02,867 --> 00:55:04,967
There's something
definitely queer in the air.

1256
00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:24,600
Ooh, looks like supply service
for trunk murderers.

1257
00:55:33,467 --> 00:55:34,967
- Look at that.

1258
00:55:39,033 --> 00:55:40,834
- It's all right, Miss Froy.
It's only us.

1259
00:55:40,867 --> 00:55:42,767
- Hurry up.
Quickly.

1260
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:49,233
[both laughing]

1261
00:55:49,266 --> 00:55:50,834
- Well, perhaps
it's Miss Froy bewitched.

1262
00:55:50,867 --> 00:55:52,166
You never know.

1263
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:53,900
Well, anyway,
I refuse to be discouraged.

1264
00:55:53,934 --> 00:55:55,567
Faint hearts
never find old ladies.

1265
00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,834
Wait.

1266
00:55:57,867 --> 00:55:59,567
By the way, do you know
anything about her?

1267
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:02,567
- No, only that she was
a governess going back home.

1268
00:56:06,867 --> 00:56:07,934
What is this thing?

1269
00:56:07,967 --> 00:56:09,033
- Can't imagine.

1270
00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:10,934
Anyway, there might be
something down here.

1271
00:56:12,767 --> 00:56:14,300
both: Oh!

1272
00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:15,500
- What on Earth?

1273
00:56:15,533 --> 00:56:17,767
- Our Italian friend.

1274
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,467
I've got it.
Wait a minute.

1275
00:56:20,467 --> 00:56:22,600
- There you are,
the Great Doppo.

1276
00:56:22,633 --> 00:56:24,467
[muttering quietly]

1277
00:56:29,266 --> 00:56:30,667
His visiting card.
Look.

1278
00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:31,700
- What's it say?

1279
00:56:31,734 --> 00:56:32,734
- "The Great Doppo,

1280
00:56:32,767 --> 00:56:34,300
"magician, illusionist,
mind reader,

1281
00:56:34,333 --> 00:56:36,166
"will visit all principal
towns and cities.

1282
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:38,934
"See his fascinating act,
The Vanishing L--

1283
00:56:38,967 --> 00:56:39,967
Lady."

1284
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:41,700
- The Vanishing Lady.

1285
00:56:41,734 --> 00:56:43,400
- Perhaps that's
the explanation.

1286
00:56:43,433 --> 00:56:44,433
- What?

1287
00:56:44,467 --> 00:56:46,000
- Maybe he's practicing
on Miss Froy.

1288
00:56:46,033 --> 00:56:48,033
- Well, perhaps
it's a publicity stunt.

1289
00:56:48,066 --> 00:56:49,066
- No, I don't think so.

1290
00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:51,333
That wouldn't account for
the Baroness or Madame Kummer.

1291
00:56:51,367 --> 00:56:52,533
- Well, what's your theory?

1292
00:56:52,567 --> 00:56:55,000
- Oh, I don't know.
My theory?

1293
00:56:55,033 --> 00:56:56,033
I'll tell you.

1294
00:57:01,233 --> 00:57:02,233
- Oh, dear.

1295
00:57:02,266 --> 00:57:04,700
I can't get this one.

1296
00:57:11,934 --> 00:57:13,867
That one.

1297
00:57:13,900 --> 00:57:14,900
Where are you?

1298
00:57:14,934 --> 00:57:18,133
- I'm in here with a strong smell
of camphor balls.

1299
00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:19,533
- I can't see you.

1300
00:57:19,567 --> 00:57:21,233
- I'm about somewhere.

1301
00:57:22,533 --> 00:57:24,333
Here I am.

1302
00:57:24,367 --> 00:57:25,867
Where are you?

1303
00:57:25,900 --> 00:57:27,500
- I don't know.

1304
00:57:27,533 --> 00:57:29,467
- This is what comes
of not saying "abracadabra."

1305
00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:30,700
- Ooh!

1306
00:57:30,734 --> 00:57:32,000
- Are you hurt?

1307
00:57:32,033 --> 00:57:33,033
- Ouch!

1308
00:57:33,066 --> 00:57:34,300
- Come on, out of it,
Oscar.

1309
00:57:34,333 --> 00:57:35,667
- Not much.

1310
00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:37,100
- Come and sit down
over here.

1311
00:57:37,133 --> 00:57:38,500
- What is that thing?

1312
00:57:38,533 --> 00:57:39,533
- Well, in magic circles,

1313
00:57:39,567 --> 00:57:41,100
we call it
a disappearing cabinet.

1314
00:57:41,133 --> 00:57:42,667
You get inside and vanish.

1315
00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:44,633
- Mm, so I noticed.

1316
00:57:44,667 --> 00:57:46,633
You were about to tell me
of your theory.

1317
00:57:46,667 --> 00:57:49,133
- Oh, my theory.

1318
00:57:49,166 --> 00:57:51,433
Well, my theory,
my dear Watson,

1319
00:57:51,467 --> 00:57:54,133
is that we are
in very deep waters indeed.

1320
00:57:54,166 --> 00:57:55,333
- Ahem.

1321
00:57:55,367 --> 00:57:56,600
- Oh, thank you very much.

1322
00:57:56,633 --> 00:57:57,734
Let us marshal our facts

1323
00:57:57,767 --> 00:58:00,300
over a pipeful
of Baker Street shag.

1324
00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:02,266
In the first place,
a little old lady disappears.

1325
00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:03,867
Everyone that saw her
promptly insists

1326
00:58:03,900 --> 00:58:05,133
that she was
never there at all.

1327
00:58:05,166 --> 00:58:07,100
Right?
- Right.

1328
00:58:07,133 --> 00:58:08,133
We know that she was.

1329
00:58:08,166 --> 00:58:09,333
Therefore,
they did see her.

1330
00:58:09,367 --> 00:58:11,100
Therefore, they are
deliberately lying.

1331
00:58:11,133 --> 00:58:12,200
Why?

1332
00:58:12,233 --> 00:58:13,900
- I don't know.
I'm only Watson.

1333
00:58:13,934 --> 00:58:15,467
- Well, don't bury yourself
in the part.

1334
00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:16,533
I'll tell you why.

1335
00:58:16,567 --> 00:58:18,133
Because they daren't face
an inquiry,

1336
00:58:18,166 --> 00:58:20,600
because Miss Froy is probably
still somewhere on this train.

1337
00:58:20,633 --> 00:58:22,500
- I told you that
hours ago.

1338
00:58:22,533 --> 00:58:23,633
- Ah, yes,
so you did.

1339
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:24,800
For that,
my dear Watson,

1340
00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:26,233
you shall have
a trichinopoly cigar.

1341
00:58:26,266 --> 00:58:27,266
- Mm, thank you.

1342
00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:28,800
- Now, there's only one thing
left to do, you know:

1343
00:58:28,834 --> 00:58:30,133
search the train
in disguise.

1344
00:58:30,166 --> 00:58:31,266
- As what?

1345
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:34,633
- Well...
[clears throat]

1346
00:58:34,667 --> 00:58:36,166
Old English gentleman.

1347
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:37,667
- They'd see through you.

1348
00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:39,200
- Perhaps you're right.

1349
00:58:39,233 --> 00:58:41,567
- Aha.

1350
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:43,266
Will Hay, for instance.

1351
00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:45,800
"Now, boys, boys, which of you
has stolen Miss Froy?

1352
00:58:45,834 --> 00:58:46,834
Own up. Own up."

1353
00:58:46,867 --> 00:58:48,100
- Those glasses.
- What?

1354
00:58:48,133 --> 00:58:49,433
- Give them to me.
- Why?

1355
00:58:49,467 --> 00:58:51,400
- They're Miss Froy's.
- Are you sure?

1356
00:58:51,433 --> 00:58:53,533
- Yes, they're exactly the same,
gold-rimmed--

1357
00:58:53,567 --> 00:58:54,633
Where did you find them?

1358
00:58:54,667 --> 00:58:55,967
- Well, down here on the floor.
The glass is broken.

1359
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,834
- Well, probably
in the struggle.

1360
00:58:57,867 --> 00:58:58,867
- Pick up the glass.

1361
00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:00,734
Do you realize
that this is our first piece

1362
00:59:00,767 --> 00:59:01,900
of really tangible proof?

1363
00:59:01,934 --> 00:59:05,400
That's the lot.

1364
00:59:08,533 --> 00:59:10,767
- Will you please give me
those spectacles?

1365
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,166
They belong to me.

1366
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:13,667
My spectacles, please.

1367
00:59:13,700 --> 00:59:15,166
- Yours?
Are you sure?

1368
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,266
- [speaking Italian]

1369
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:19,066
- Ah, naughty, naughty.

1370
00:59:19,100 --> 00:59:20,667
You know,
that's a very large nose

1371
00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:23,934
for a very small pair
of spectacles.

1372
00:59:23,967 --> 00:59:26,066
That's the game, is it?
We'll see about that.

1373
00:59:26,100 --> 00:59:28,033
Those are Miss Froy's glasses,
and you know it.

1374
00:59:28,066 --> 00:59:30,467
She's been in here,
and you know that too.

1375
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,800
Don't stand hopping about there
like a referee; cooperate.

1376
00:59:44,834 --> 00:59:46,433
Kick him. See if he's got
a false bottom.

1377
00:59:53,633 --> 00:59:55,600
Ow!
That doesn't help.

1378
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,767
Quick, pull his ears back.

1379
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:02,233
Give them a twist.

1380
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:04,100
That's it.

1381
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:10,066
Now I've got him.

1382
01:00:25,867 --> 01:00:27,300
Look out!
He's got a knife!

1383
01:00:29,333 --> 01:00:32,000
Quick, get ahold of it
before he cuts a slice off me.

1384
01:00:32,033 --> 01:00:33,467
- Ah!

1385
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:35,367
I can't reach it.

1386
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,233
- Well done.

1387
01:00:53,233 --> 01:00:54,467
We know
how that thing works.

1388
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:55,633
Come out of there.

1389
01:00:57,867 --> 01:00:59,433
Well, is he out,
do you think?

1390
01:00:59,467 --> 01:01:01,300
Anyway, we've got
to hide him somewhere.

1391
01:01:01,333 --> 01:01:03,166
What's in here?

1392
01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,567
- Hurry up, quick,
before he comes to.

1393
01:01:08,266 --> 01:01:10,600
- It's empty.
Bring him along.

1394
01:01:12,734 --> 01:01:14,133
Come on.

1395
01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,100
- [gasps]

1396
01:01:17,133 --> 01:01:18,800
- Oh, no, you don't.

1397
01:01:23,066 --> 01:01:24,266
Oh.

1398
01:01:24,300 --> 01:01:25,700
- What's the matter?

1399
01:01:25,734 --> 01:01:28,300
Garlic.
I'll be all right in a minute.

1400
01:01:28,333 --> 01:01:30,300
Here, hold on to this.
- Oh, yes.

1401
01:01:30,333 --> 01:01:31,333
- Let's tie him up.

1402
01:01:31,367 --> 01:01:32,834
Ah, well, we're getting
somewhere at last.

1403
01:01:32,867 --> 01:01:34,667
We definitely know that
Miss Froy was on this train,

1404
01:01:34,700 --> 01:01:35,900
and we know
that our friend in here

1405
01:01:35,934 --> 01:01:37,200
had something
to do with it.

1406
01:01:37,233 --> 01:01:40,133
That ought to keep him quiet
until we find her.

1407
01:01:40,166 --> 01:01:42,033
Ah, hard work
but worth it.

1408
01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:43,433
Let's have the evidence.

1409
01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:44,467
- Evidence?

1410
01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:45,500
- Yes, the glasses.

1411
01:01:45,533 --> 01:01:47,333
- You've got them.

1412
01:01:47,367 --> 01:01:49,400
- No, I haven't got them.

1413
01:01:49,433 --> 01:01:50,433
Oh.

1414
01:01:50,467 --> 01:01:52,500
He's got them.

1415
01:01:52,533 --> 01:01:53,533
- He isn't there.

1416
01:01:53,567 --> 01:01:54,567
- Where--

1417
01:01:58,600 --> 01:02:01,000
Snookered.
It's a false bottom.

1418
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:05,333
That little twister.
He's a contortionist.

1419
01:02:05,367 --> 01:02:06,367
- He's gone,
all right.

1420
01:02:06,400 --> 01:02:08,200
- Yes, to find the others
and make more trouble.

1421
01:02:08,233 --> 01:02:09,367
We're in a nasty jam,
my dear.

1422
01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:10,900
We can't fight the whole train.
We need allies.

1423
01:02:10,934 --> 01:02:11,934
- Yes, but who can we trust?

1424
01:02:11,967 --> 01:02:13,467
- Well, that's the snag.

1425
01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:15,967
- There's that
Dr. Hartz person.

1426
01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,467
- Yes, you're right.
He might help.

1427
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,066
Come along.
Let's tell him the symptoms.

1428
01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:20,700
- All right.
Oh, wait a minute.

1429
01:02:34,133 --> 01:02:35,600
- This is the one.

1430
01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:42,567
He's not there.

1431
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:49,300
Listen, I've just had
a particularly idiotic idea.

1432
01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:50,533
- I quite believe that.

1433
01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:53,600
Well, suppose that patient
in there is Miss Froy.

1434
01:02:53,633 --> 01:02:54,900
- Yes, but it didn't
come on the train

1435
01:02:54,934 --> 01:02:57,467
till after Miss Froy
disappeared.

1436
01:02:57,500 --> 01:02:59,400
- Yes, yes, that's why
it's an idiotic idea.

1437
01:02:59,433 --> 01:03:00,600
Come on,
let's find the doctor.

1438
01:03:00,633 --> 01:03:02,400
- No, no, no,
wait a minute.

1439
01:03:02,433 --> 01:03:04,000
- What is it?

1440
01:03:04,033 --> 01:03:06,600
- Did you notice anything wrong
about that nun?

1441
01:03:06,633 --> 01:03:07,700
- No.

1442
01:03:07,734 --> 01:03:09,033
- I don't think
she's a nun at all.

1443
01:03:09,066 --> 01:03:11,100
They don't wear
high heels.

1444
01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:26,166
- Yes, you're right.

1445
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:29,033
Listen, did you see
Madame Kummer get on the train?

1446
01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:30,066
- No.

1447
01:03:30,100 --> 01:03:32,166
- Well, supposing
they decoyed Miss Froy

1448
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:34,767
into the luggage van
and hid her there.

1449
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:37,033
The first stop,
the patient comes aboard,

1450
01:03:37,066 --> 01:03:38,834
head injury,
all wrapped up.

1451
01:03:38,867 --> 01:03:40,333
The patient
is Madame Kummer.

1452
01:03:40,367 --> 01:03:41,834
Madame Kummer
becomes Miss Froy.

1453
01:03:41,867 --> 01:03:44,533
Miss Froy becomes that.

1454
01:03:44,567 --> 01:03:46,333
- Yes, but why should they go
to all this trouble

1455
01:03:46,367 --> 01:03:48,300
to kidnap a harmless
little governess?

1456
01:03:48,333 --> 01:03:50,266
- Maybe it isn't
a governess at all.

1457
01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:53,266
Perhaps it's some
political thing, you know?

1458
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:55,233
Come on.
Let's investigate.

1459
01:03:58,133 --> 01:04:00,433
Parlez-vous francais?

1460
01:04:00,467 --> 01:04:01,734
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?

1461
01:04:01,767 --> 01:04:03,433
[speaking Bandrikan]

1462
01:04:03,467 --> 01:04:05,266
Oh, well, you'll just have
to put up with it in English.

1463
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:07,266
Can we take a look
at your patient, please?

1464
01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:08,300
Thank you.

1465
01:04:08,333 --> 01:04:09,900
Keep an eye
on the nun.

1466
01:04:14,867 --> 01:04:18,467
- What are you doing here?

1467
01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:20,433
Why are you in here?

1468
01:04:20,467 --> 01:04:22,300
This is the most serious
accident case.

1469
01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:24,900
You have no business to be here at all,
neither of you.

1470
01:04:24,934 --> 01:04:27,400
- Dr. Hartz, we want you
to undo those bandages

1471
01:04:27,433 --> 01:04:29,166
and let us take a look
at your patient's face.

1472
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,800
- Are you out
of your senses?

1473
01:04:30,834 --> 01:04:32,133
There is no face there,

1474
01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:34,467
nothing but lumps
of raw flesh.

1475
01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:36,433
Already the case
has lost so much blood.

1476
01:04:36,467 --> 01:04:38,200
Nothing but a transfusion
can save him.

1477
01:04:38,233 --> 01:04:40,100
What do you want me to do,
murder my patient?

1478
01:04:40,133 --> 01:04:42,033
You're quite sure that this
is your patient?

1479
01:04:42,066 --> 01:04:44,633
- We believe
it's Miss Froy.

1480
01:04:44,667 --> 01:04:46,600
- Miss Froy?

1481
01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:48,100
You can't be serious.

1482
01:04:48,133 --> 01:04:51,467
Whatever put such ideas
into your heads?

1483
01:04:54,300 --> 01:04:56,967
I understand
she is deaf and dumb.

1484
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,333
- But she may lip-read.

1485
01:04:58,367 --> 01:05:00,200
- Oh, that's possible.

1486
01:05:00,233 --> 01:05:01,233
- Well, in that case,

1487
01:05:01,266 --> 01:05:03,567
perhaps you will join me
in the dining car.

1488
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,867
I'll be with you
in a moment.

1489
01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:08,133
I want to be certain my patient
hasn't been disturbed.

1490
01:05:10,667 --> 01:05:12,967
[speaking Bandrikan]

1491
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:15,667
- How the devil do I know
how they cottoned on?

1492
01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:17,166
Somebody must have
tipped them off.

1493
01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:22,734
You never said
the old girl was English.

1494
01:05:22,767 --> 01:05:25,467
- What difference
does that make?

1495
01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:26,500
In a few moments,

1496
01:05:26,533 --> 01:05:28,767
I shall order three drinks
in the dining car.

1497
01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:30,734
Mine will be Chartreuse.

1498
01:05:30,767 --> 01:05:33,100
Now, one of the stewards
is working for us.

1499
01:05:33,133 --> 01:05:35,066
Now, listen carefully.

1500
01:05:40,066 --> 01:05:43,467
- There's that girl again.

1501
01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:45,467
- Seems to have recovered.

1502
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:47,567
Lucky it blew over.

1503
01:05:56,233 --> 01:05:58,333
- And now perhaps you'll tell me
what's all about.

1504
01:05:58,367 --> 01:05:59,433
- Now, listen, Doctor,

1505
01:05:59,467 --> 01:06:01,200
have you ever
actually seen your patient?

1506
01:06:01,333 --> 01:06:03,900
- No, I merely received a message
to pick the case up

1507
01:06:03,934 --> 01:06:04,934
and operate at Morsken.

1508
01:06:04,967 --> 01:06:06,266
- How do you know
that it's not Miss Froy?

1509
01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:08,233
- We believe there's been
a substitution, Doctor.

1510
01:06:08,367 --> 01:06:10,400
- Really, you mean to say that
you think that someone has--

1511
01:06:10,433 --> 01:06:11,433
- Dum, dum, dum.

1512
01:06:11,467 --> 01:06:14,000
- Oh, I want
a green Chartreuse.

1513
01:06:14,033 --> 01:06:15,200
Won't you join me?

1514
01:06:15,233 --> 01:06:16,800
- Oh, thanks,
I'd like a large brandy.

1515
01:06:16,834 --> 01:06:17,834
- And you?

1516
01:06:17,867 --> 01:06:19,166
- Oh, I don't want any,
thank you.

1517
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,233
- Oh, come on,
it'll do you good.

1518
01:06:20,266 --> 01:06:21,266
- No, really,
I don't.

1519
01:06:21,300 --> 01:06:23,100
- You're very tired.
It'll pick you up.

1520
01:06:24,900 --> 01:06:26,467
- All right, then,
just a small one.

1521
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:28,767
- Two brandies
and a Chartreuse.

1522
01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:32,700
- Tell me, do you know
anything about the nun

1523
01:06:32,734 --> 01:06:34,734
who is looking after
your patient?

1524
01:06:34,767 --> 01:06:36,000
- Nun?

1525
01:06:36,033 --> 01:06:37,767
No, only that she
is from a convent

1526
01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,000
close to where
the accident occurred.

1527
01:06:39,033 --> 01:06:40,266
- Don't you think
it's rather peculiar

1528
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:42,266
that she's wearing
high-heeled shoes?

1529
01:06:42,300 --> 01:06:44,633
- Oh, is she?

1530
01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:47,600
Well, that is rather curious,
isn't it?

1531
01:06:47,734 --> 01:06:49,667
- It's a conspiracy.
That's all it can be.

1532
01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:52,066
All these people on the train
say they haven't seen Miss Froy,

1533
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:53,100
but they have.

1534
01:06:53,133 --> 01:06:54,767
We know that because just now
in the luggage van...

1535
01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:56,767
- She's off again.

1536
01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:59,300
- Hope she doesn't create
another scene.

1537
01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:01,700
Put the lid on our getting back
in time if she did.

1538
01:07:01,834 --> 01:07:03,233
- And then this fellow
from the carriage--

1539
01:07:03,266 --> 01:07:04,266
Doppo's his name--

1540
01:07:04,300 --> 01:07:05,900
he came along
and grabbed the glasses.

1541
01:07:05,934 --> 01:07:08,100
- Yeah, we went for him
and had a bit of a fight.

1542
01:07:08,233 --> 01:07:09,500
- Oh, a fight?
- Mm-hmm.

1543
01:07:09,533 --> 01:07:11,066
- We knocked him out.

1544
01:07:11,100 --> 01:07:12,100
- Oh!

1545
01:07:12,133 --> 01:07:13,367
- Shh!

1546
01:07:16,300 --> 01:07:18,166
- He seems to have made
a speedy recovery.

1547
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:20,467
- Yes, all that's just bluff.

1548
01:07:22,033 --> 01:07:23,033
- Here.

1549
01:07:23,066 --> 01:07:26,000
- Grazie.

1550
01:07:29,066 --> 01:07:32,400
- Oh, but how could he
be involved in a conspiracy?

1551
01:07:32,433 --> 01:07:33,734
Look at him,
the poor fellow.

1552
01:07:33,767 --> 01:07:35,100
He's just
a harmless traveler.

1553
01:07:35,133 --> 01:07:37,967
- He's also a music hall artist
making a tour of Bandrika.

1554
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,000
- Well?

1555
01:07:39,033 --> 01:07:41,000
- The baroness' husband
is minister of propaganda.

1556
01:07:41,033 --> 01:07:43,033
One word from her,
and his tour will be canceled.

1557
01:07:43,066 --> 01:07:44,266
- Oh, I see.

1558
01:07:44,300 --> 01:07:46,266
- Yes, well, the stewards,
if they don't do what they're told,

1559
01:07:46,300 --> 01:07:48,367
they've got a nice cozy
brick wall to lean up against.

1560
01:07:50,166 --> 01:07:53,066
- But tell me about
the two English travelers.

1561
01:07:53,100 --> 01:07:54,867
They also denied
seeing her?

1562
01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:56,934
- Yes, just British diplomacy,
Doctor.

1563
01:07:56,967 --> 01:07:58,533
Never climb a fence
if you can sit on it.

1564
01:07:58,567 --> 01:08:00,066
It's an old
Foreign Office proverb.

1565
01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:01,767
- What I cannot understand is,

1566
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,066
why should anyone want
to dispose of the old lady?

1567
01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:05,767
- Yes, well,
that's just what stumps us,

1568
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:07,667
but all we know is that
she was here on this train,

1569
01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:10,700
and now she's...

1570
01:08:10,734 --> 01:08:11,734
gone.

1571
01:08:14,500 --> 01:08:16,466
- Well, if you're right,

1572
01:08:16,500 --> 01:08:18,332
it means the whole train
is against us.

1573
01:08:18,367 --> 01:08:20,066
- Well, what are we
going to do?

1574
01:08:20,100 --> 01:08:22,867
- Well, in view
of what you just told me,

1575
01:08:22,899 --> 01:08:25,233
I shall risk
examining the patient.

1576
01:08:25,265 --> 01:08:26,567
- Come on, now.

1577
01:08:26,600 --> 01:08:28,166
- One moment.

1578
01:08:28,200 --> 01:08:30,033
We mustn't act
suspiciously.

1579
01:08:30,066 --> 01:08:33,867
Behave as if nothing
had happened.

1580
01:08:33,899 --> 01:08:35,867
Drink; that'll steady
your nerves.

1581
01:08:35,899 --> 01:08:37,700
- Oh, sorry.

1582
01:08:40,667 --> 01:08:42,633
- To our health.

1583
01:08:42,667 --> 01:08:45,367
And may our enemies,
if they exist,

1584
01:08:45,399 --> 01:08:47,567
be unconscious
of our purpose.

1585
01:08:50,734 --> 01:08:52,767
Let's go.
We must hurry now.

1586
01:08:53,934 --> 01:08:56,233
- Come on, drink up.

1587
01:09:08,332 --> 01:09:09,600
- Wait in here.

1588
01:09:10,867 --> 01:09:12,033
- Right you are.

1589
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,399
- Anything wrong?

1590
01:09:18,433 --> 01:09:19,767
- Nothing,

1591
01:09:19,800 --> 01:09:24,033
except they noticed
you were wearing high heels.

1592
01:09:24,066 --> 01:09:26,433
However, it makes
no difference.

1593
01:09:26,466 --> 01:09:30,166
We shall reach Morsken
in three minutes.

1594
01:09:30,200 --> 01:09:32,332
Quite an eventful journey.

1595
01:09:36,066 --> 01:09:37,899
- Well?

1596
01:09:37,934 --> 01:09:39,700
- Yes, the patient
is Miss Froy.

1597
01:09:39,734 --> 01:09:42,700
She will be taken off the train
at Morsken,

1598
01:09:42,734 --> 01:09:43,966
about three minutes.

1599
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,000
She will be removed
to the hospital there

1600
01:09:46,033 --> 01:09:47,332
and operated on.

1601
01:09:47,367 --> 01:09:50,567
Unfortunately, the operation
will not be successful.

1602
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:54,333
Oh, I should perhaps
have explained.

1603
01:09:54,367 --> 01:09:57,867
The operation
will be performed by me.

1604
01:10:06,233 --> 01:10:08,800
You see, I am
in this conspiracy,

1605
01:10:08,834 --> 01:10:11,266
as you term it.

1606
01:10:12,767 --> 01:10:15,367
You are a very alert
young couple,

1607
01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:17,000
but it's quite useless
for you to think,

1608
01:10:17,033 --> 01:10:20,100
as you are undoubtedly doing,
of a way out of your dilemma.

1609
01:10:20,133 --> 01:10:22,433
The drinks you had just now,
I regret to say,

1610
01:10:22,467 --> 01:10:24,533
contained a quantity
of hydrocin.

1611
01:10:24,567 --> 01:10:26,500
For your benefit,

1612
01:10:26,533 --> 01:10:28,500
hydrocin is
a very little-known drug

1613
01:10:28,533 --> 01:10:30,333
which has the effect
in a small quantity

1614
01:10:30,367 --> 01:10:31,800
of paralyzing the brain

1615
01:10:31,834 --> 01:10:33,800
and rendering
the victim unconscious

1616
01:10:33,834 --> 01:10:35,433
for a considerable period.

1617
01:10:35,467 --> 01:10:40,700
In a slightly larger quantity,
of course, it induces madness.

1618
01:10:40,734 --> 01:10:43,033
However,
you have my word

1619
01:10:43,066 --> 01:10:46,033
the dose
was a normal one.

1620
01:10:50,467 --> 01:10:53,533
In a very few moments now,
you will join your young friend.

1621
01:10:53,567 --> 01:10:56,500
Need I say how sorry I am

1622
01:10:56,533 --> 01:10:59,900
having to take such a--
how shall I say--

1623
01:10:59,934 --> 01:11:01,867
melodramatic course?

1624
01:11:01,900 --> 01:11:06,066
But your persistent meddling
made it necessary.

1625
01:11:21,333 --> 01:11:22,567
- Are you all right?

1626
01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:23,700
You must have fainted.

1627
01:11:23,734 --> 01:11:24,767
- Did I?

1628
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:26,934
- Listen, there's a woman
next door going to be murdered,

1629
01:11:26,967 --> 01:11:29,767
and we've got to get moving
before this stuff takes effect.

1630
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:30,834
- I did read once

1631
01:11:30,867 --> 01:11:32,867
that if you keep on the go,
you can stay awake.

1632
01:11:32,900 --> 01:11:34,767
- Right, come on,
let's get going.

1633
01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:37,700
- It's locked.

1634
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:43,367
We can't go that way.
We'd be spotted.

1635
01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:44,667
- You can't do that!

1636
01:11:44,700 --> 01:11:46,033
- Don't worry,
it's only next door.

1637
01:11:46,066 --> 01:11:47,266
You carry on keeping fit.

1638
01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:48,600
Touch your toes;
stand on your head.

1639
01:11:48,633 --> 01:11:51,000
Do anything, only whatever
you do, don't fall asleep.

1640
01:12:01,867 --> 01:12:04,867
[train whistle shrills]

1641
01:12:32,300 --> 01:12:34,667
- Go on.
You needn't be afraid.

1642
01:12:34,700 --> 01:12:36,000
It is Miss Froy.

1643
01:12:38,266 --> 01:12:40,300
It's all right.
You haven't been drugged.

1644
01:12:40,333 --> 01:12:41,867
He told me to put something
in your drink,

1645
01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:42,900
but I didn't do it.

1646
01:12:42,934 --> 01:12:45,166
- Who the devil are you?
He said you were deaf and dumb.

1647
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,467
- Oh, never mind about that now.

1648
01:12:46,500 --> 01:12:49,166
If you want to save her,
you've got to hurry.

1649
01:13:03,734 --> 01:13:04,867
Hartz will be back
in a minute.

1650
01:13:04,900 --> 01:13:06,033
What's going
to happen then?

1651
01:13:06,066 --> 01:13:07,967
- If we can hold them off
till we get past Morsken,

1652
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:09,934
the frontier's a few miles
beyond the station.

1653
01:13:10,934 --> 01:13:13,934
[Madame Kummer gasps]

1654
01:13:16,900 --> 01:13:18,767
- Look, come on,
there's still time.

1655
01:13:20,333 --> 01:13:23,333
[both speaking Italian]

1656
01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:32,600
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1657
01:13:37,133 --> 01:13:38,600
- That's Morsken.

1658
01:13:38,633 --> 01:13:40,133
Have you finished?

1659
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:44,834
Come on, Miss Froy.

1660
01:13:45,700 --> 01:13:46,700
slap!
- Ouch!

1661
01:13:46,734 --> 01:13:47,834
- Cut it out, kid,
you're not drugged.

1662
01:13:47,867 --> 01:13:48,934
I'll explain later.

1663
01:13:48,967 --> 01:13:50,333
Abracadabra.

1664
01:13:50,367 --> 01:13:51,700
- Miss Froy!

1665
01:13:51,734 --> 01:13:53,433
Oh, I can't believe it.

1666
01:13:53,467 --> 01:13:54,834
- Thank you,
my dear.

1667
01:13:54,867 --> 01:13:55,967
Thank you very much.

1668
01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:57,000
- Careful.

1669
01:14:06,800 --> 01:14:08,500
- Ready?

1670
01:14:08,533 --> 01:14:10,000
- Yes.

1671
01:14:30,934 --> 01:14:32,433
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1672
01:14:35,867 --> 01:14:38,700
[speaking Bandrikan]

1673
01:14:40,834 --> 01:14:42,133
- Are you all right,
Miss Froy?

1674
01:14:42,166 --> 01:14:43,266
- Yes, thank you.

1675
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:45,333
It's rather like the rush hour
on the Underground.

1676
01:14:50,066 --> 01:14:52,433
- Careful.
We're slowing down.

1677
01:14:57,133 --> 01:15:00,200
[brakes screeching]

1678
01:15:09,333 --> 01:15:10,867
Drat.

1679
01:15:26,233 --> 01:15:27,533
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1680
01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:37,633
I'm sorry you've had

1681
01:15:37,667 --> 01:15:40,467
such an uncomfortable journey,
Miss Froy.

1682
01:15:46,734 --> 01:15:48,166
[speaking Bandrikan]

1683
01:16:05,066 --> 01:16:07,233
Get back on the train.

1684
01:16:29,066 --> 01:16:31,834
- I hope nothing
goes wrong.

1685
01:16:31,867 --> 01:16:33,600
Aren't we stopping
rather a long time?

1686
01:16:35,567 --> 01:16:37,867
- The ambulance is going.
We'll be off in a jiffy.

1687
01:16:46,834 --> 01:16:49,834
[train whistle shrills]

1688
01:16:54,433 --> 01:16:56,633
In another couple of minutes,
we'll be over the border.

1689
01:16:56,667 --> 01:17:01,433
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1690
01:17:01,467 --> 01:17:02,800
- I know
I've been well paid,

1691
01:17:02,834 --> 01:17:04,400
and I've done plenty
of dirty work for it,

1692
01:17:04,433 --> 01:17:07,333
but this was murder,
and she was an Englishwoman.

1693
01:17:07,367 --> 01:17:08,667
- You are Bandrikan.

1694
01:17:08,700 --> 01:17:10,400
- My husband was,
but I'm English.

1695
01:17:10,433 --> 01:17:12,367
And you were going
to butcher her in cold blood.

1696
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:14,433
- Your little diversion
made it necessary

1697
01:17:14,467 --> 01:17:17,166
not only to remove
the lady in question

1698
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:18,767
but two others as well.

1699
01:17:18,800 --> 01:17:20,967
- You can't do that.

1700
01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,000
- Also, it would be
unwise of us

1701
01:17:23,033 --> 01:17:26,900
to permit the existence
of anyone who cannot be trusted.

1702
01:17:26,934 --> 01:17:29,500
- You wouldn't dare.
I know too much.

1703
01:17:29,533 --> 01:17:30,867
- Precisely.

1704
01:17:36,066 --> 01:17:38,233
- Well, I think
we're over the border now.

1705
01:17:39,800 --> 01:17:40,900
You can come out,
Miss Froy.

1706
01:17:40,934 --> 01:17:43,200
- Oh, bless me.

1707
01:17:43,233 --> 01:17:44,633
What an unpleasant journey.

1708
01:17:44,667 --> 01:17:45,767
- Never mind.

1709
01:17:45,800 --> 01:17:48,233
You shall have a corner seat
for the rest of the way.

1710
01:17:48,266 --> 01:17:49,734
There you are.

1711
01:17:49,767 --> 01:17:51,166
Look here,
now that it's over,

1712
01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,834
I think you ought to tell us
what it's all about.

1713
01:17:52,867 --> 01:17:54,233
[woman screams]

1714
01:17:54,266 --> 01:17:55,667
What was that scream?

1715
01:17:55,700 --> 01:17:57,166
- Surely it was only
the train whistle.

1716
01:17:57,200 --> 01:17:58,367
- It wasn't.
It was a woman.

1717
01:17:58,400 --> 01:17:59,600
- Be careful.

1718
01:18:09,266 --> 01:18:10,266
They've rumbled.

1719
01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:11,300
We're on a branch line,

1720
01:18:11,333 --> 01:18:12,567
and they've slipped
the rear part of the train.

1721
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:13,600
- Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.

1722
01:18:13,633 --> 01:18:14,633
- Look here,
who are you,

1723
01:18:14,667 --> 01:18:15,800
and why are these people
going to these lengths

1724
01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:16,834
to get hold of you?

1725
01:18:16,867 --> 01:18:18,033
- I haven't
the faintest idea.

1726
01:18:18,066 --> 01:18:19,767
I'm a children's governess,
you know.

1727
01:18:19,800 --> 01:18:21,934
I can only think they've made
some terrible mistake.

1728
01:18:21,967 --> 01:18:23,934
- Why are you holding out on us?
Tell us the truth.

1729
01:18:23,967 --> 01:18:25,633
You got us involved
in this fantastic plot.

1730
01:18:25,667 --> 01:18:27,133
You might at least
trust us.

1731
01:18:27,166 --> 01:18:30,433
- I really don't know.
I--

1732
01:18:30,467 --> 01:18:32,367
- I wonder if there's anybody else
left on the train.

1733
01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:33,433
- Well, there's only
the dining car in front,

1734
01:18:33,467 --> 01:18:35,567
but there won't be
anybody there now.

1735
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:36,900
- What do you make it?

1736
01:18:36,934 --> 01:18:39,200
- Teatime.
All the English will be there.

1737
01:18:39,233 --> 01:18:41,433
I'm going to take a look.

1738
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:42,700
Come on,
we'd better stick together.

1739
01:18:48,467 --> 01:18:52,300
- There's the old girl
turned up.

1740
01:18:52,333 --> 01:18:54,533
- Told you it was a lot of fuss
about nothing.

1741
01:18:54,567 --> 01:18:55,834
Bolt must have jammed.

1742
01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,433
- I've got something to say.
Will you all please listen?

1743
01:18:59,467 --> 01:19:00,900
An attempt has been made

1744
01:19:00,934 --> 01:19:02,233
to abduct this lady
by force.

1745
01:19:02,266 --> 01:19:03,600
I've got reason to believe
that the people who did it

1746
01:19:03,633 --> 01:19:04,934
are going to try again.

1747
01:19:04,967 --> 01:19:06,734
- What the devil is the fellow
driveling about?

1748
01:19:06,767 --> 01:19:08,233
- Well, if you don't believe me,
you can look out of the window.

1749
01:19:08,266 --> 01:19:10,000
This train's been diverted
onto a branch line.

1750
01:19:10,133 --> 01:19:11,467
- What are you
talking about?

1751
01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:12,667
Abductions,
diverted trains...

1752
01:19:12,700 --> 01:19:14,500
- We're telling you
the truth.

1753
01:19:14,533 --> 01:19:15,800
- I'm not in the least
interested.

1754
01:19:15,834 --> 01:19:17,934
You've annoyed us enough
with your ridiculous story.

1755
01:19:17,967 --> 01:19:19,133
- My dear chap,
you must've got hold

1756
01:19:19,166 --> 01:19:20,667
of the wrong end of the stick
somewhere.

1757
01:19:20,700 --> 01:19:22,400
- Yes, things like that
just don't happen.

1758
01:19:22,433 --> 01:19:24,433
- We're not
in England now.

1759
01:19:24,467 --> 01:19:26,467
- I don't see what difference
that makes.

1760
01:19:26,500 --> 01:19:27,500
- We're stopping.

1761
01:19:30,233 --> 01:19:31,967
- Look, do you see
those cars?

1762
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,667
They're here to take
Miss Froy away.

1763
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,834
- Nonsense.

1764
01:19:35,867 --> 01:19:37,533
Look, there go
a couple of people.

1765
01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:41,300
The cars have obviously come
to pick them up.

1766
01:19:41,333 --> 01:19:42,867
- Well, in that case,
why go to the trouble

1767
01:19:42,900 --> 01:19:44,433
of uncoupling the train
and diverting it?

1768
01:19:44,467 --> 01:19:45,467
- Uncoupling?

1769
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:47,200
- There's nothing left of the
train beyond the sleeping car.

1770
01:19:47,233 --> 01:19:48,233
- There must be.

1771
01:19:48,266 --> 01:19:49,934
Our bags are in
the first class carriage.

1772
01:19:49,967 --> 01:19:51,834
- Not any longer.
Would you like to come and look?

1773
01:19:51,867 --> 01:19:53,066
- If this is
a practical joke,

1774
01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:55,300
I warn you
I shan't think it very funny.

1775
01:19:57,734 --> 01:20:00,166
Good Lord!

1776
01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:07,066
- Let's have some
of that brandy.

1777
01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:08,567
- You don't suppose
there's something

1778
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:10,467
in this fellow's story,
Caldicott, do you?

1779
01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:11,500
- Seems a bit queer.

1780
01:20:11,533 --> 01:20:14,800
- I mean, after all, people
don't go about tying up nuns.

1781
01:20:15,967 --> 01:20:16,967
- [coughs]

1782
01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:19,166
Thank you.

1783
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,600
- Someone's coming.

1784
01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:28,867
- Well, they can't possibly
do anything to us.

1785
01:20:28,900 --> 01:20:30,834
We're British subjects.

1786
01:20:43,900 --> 01:20:46,834
- I have come to offer
the most sincere apologies.

1787
01:20:46,867 --> 01:20:49,367
An extremely serious incident
has occurred.

1788
01:20:49,400 --> 01:20:50,567
An attempt
has been made

1789
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:53,266
to interfere with passengers
on this train.

1790
01:20:53,300 --> 01:20:55,200
Fortunately,
it was brought to the notice

1791
01:20:55,233 --> 01:20:56,233
of the authorities,

1792
01:20:56,266 --> 01:20:57,900
and so if you
will be good enough

1793
01:20:57,934 --> 01:20:59,700
to accompany me to Morsken,

1794
01:20:59,734 --> 01:21:02,166
I will inform
the British embassy at once.

1795
01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:04,600
Ladies and gentlemen,
the cars are at your disposal.

1796
01:21:06,033 --> 01:21:07,200
- We're very grateful.

1797
01:21:07,233 --> 01:21:09,300
It's lucky some of you fellows
understand English.

1798
01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:10,734
- Well, I was at Oxford.

1799
01:21:10,767 --> 01:21:12,300
- Really? So was I.
What year?

1800
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,333
- Hold on.

1801
01:21:13,367 --> 01:21:14,767
This woman seems to be trying
to say something.

1802
01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:16,734
I don't understand the language,
and it may be important.

1803
01:21:16,767 --> 01:21:17,767
- Would you...

1804
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:18,934
- Certainly.

1805
01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:23,300
- That's fixed him.

1806
01:21:23,333 --> 01:21:25,133
It's all right.
He's only stunned.

1807
01:21:25,166 --> 01:21:27,266
- What the blazes
did you do that for?

1808
01:21:27,300 --> 01:21:28,367
- I was at Cambridge.

1809
01:21:28,400 --> 01:21:29,400
- What's that
got to do with it?

1810
01:21:29,433 --> 01:21:30,433
You heard what he said,
didn't you?

1811
01:21:30,467 --> 01:21:31,800
- I heard what she said.

1812
01:21:31,834 --> 01:21:33,000
That was a trick
to get us off the train.

1813
01:21:33,033 --> 01:21:34,166
- I don't believe it.

1814
01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:35,800
The man's explanation
was quite satisfactory.

1815
01:21:35,834 --> 01:21:37,667
- A thing like this
might cause a war.

1816
01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:40,700
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1817
01:21:42,166 --> 01:21:44,066
- I'm going outside,
tell them what's occurred.

1818
01:21:44,100 --> 01:21:47,900
It's up to us to apologize
and put the matter right.

1819
01:21:47,934 --> 01:21:49,934
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1820
01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:54,600
[gunshot]

1821
01:22:08,500 --> 01:22:09,500
- You were right.

1822
01:22:09,533 --> 01:22:10,533
Do you mind,
old man?

1823
01:22:10,567 --> 01:22:11,567
- Certainly.

1824
01:22:14,867 --> 01:22:16,033
- Looks as if
they mean business.

1825
01:22:16,066 --> 01:22:17,066
- I'm afraid so.

1826
01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:18,100
- Well, they can't
do anything.

1827
01:22:18,133 --> 01:22:19,266
It would mean
an international situation.

1828
01:22:19,300 --> 01:22:20,300
- It's happened before.

1829
01:22:22,100 --> 01:22:23,100
- They're coming.

1830
01:22:23,133 --> 01:22:24,133
- Don't let them in.

1831
01:22:24,166 --> 01:22:25,467
They'll murder us.

1832
01:22:25,500 --> 01:22:27,200
They daren't
let us go now.

1833
01:22:38,166 --> 01:22:39,900
- I order you
to surrender at once.

1834
01:22:39,934 --> 01:22:40,934
- Nothing doing.

1835
01:22:40,967 --> 01:22:42,533
If you come any nearer,
I'll fire.

1836
01:22:42,567 --> 01:22:45,033
I've warned you.

1837
01:22:45,066 --> 01:22:47,400
[gunshot]

1838
01:22:47,433 --> 01:22:48,533
Better take cover.

1839
01:22:48,567 --> 01:22:49,767
They'll start
any minute now.

1840
01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:54,667
- Nasty jam, this.

1841
01:22:54,700 --> 01:22:55,834
Don't like
the look of it.

1842
01:22:55,867 --> 01:22:56,867
- Got plenty
of ammunition?

1843
01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:57,900
- A whole pouch full.

1844
01:22:57,934 --> 01:22:58,934
- Good.

1845
01:22:58,967 --> 01:23:00,066
- Duck down, you.

1846
01:23:00,100 --> 01:23:01,600
- I'm not going to fight.
It's madness.

1847
01:23:01,633 --> 01:23:04,333
- It'll be safer
to protest down here.

1848
01:23:08,834 --> 01:23:10,834
- Oh, no, they're trying
to work round to the other side.

1849
01:23:10,867 --> 01:23:12,800
- You're behaving
like a pack of fools.

1850
01:23:12,834 --> 01:23:14,967
What chance have we got
against a lot of armed men?

1851
01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:16,834
- You heard what
the Mother Superior said.

1852
01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:18,333
If we surrender now,
we're in for it.

1853
01:23:20,600 --> 01:23:23,433
[gunshots]

1854
01:23:23,467 --> 01:23:27,767
[gunfire]

1855
01:23:36,767 --> 01:23:39,400
- We'll never
get to the match now.

1856
01:23:39,433 --> 01:23:40,600
- Give it to me.

1857
01:23:40,633 --> 01:23:41,767
Give it to me.

1858
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:44,100
[gunfire]

1859
01:23:44,133 --> 01:23:45,333
- What's going on here?

1860
01:23:45,367 --> 01:23:47,266
- He's got a gun,
and he won't use it.

1861
01:23:47,300 --> 01:23:48,300
- What's the idea?

1862
01:23:48,333 --> 01:23:49,333
- Well, I told you.

1863
01:23:49,367 --> 01:23:50,367
I won't be a party
to this sort of thing.

1864
01:23:50,400 --> 01:23:51,400
I don't believe
in fighting.

1865
01:23:51,433 --> 01:23:52,433
- Pacifist, eh?

1866
01:23:52,467 --> 01:23:53,467
Won't work, old boy.

1867
01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:55,333
Early Christians tried it
and got thrown to the lions.

1868
01:23:55,367 --> 01:23:56,867
Come on, hand it over.

1869
01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:58,800
[gunfire]

1870
01:24:00,300 --> 01:24:02,433
- I'm not afraid
to use it.

1871
01:24:02,467 --> 01:24:04,567
- Probably
more used to it.

1872
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:07,166
I once won
a box of cigars.

1873
01:24:07,200 --> 01:24:08,900
- He's talking rot.
He's a damn good shot.

1874
01:24:08,934 --> 01:24:10,800
[gunfire]

1875
01:24:10,834 --> 01:24:12,600
- Hope the old hand
hasn't lost its cunning.

1876
01:24:12,633 --> 01:24:14,600
You know, I'm half inclined
to believe

1877
01:24:14,633 --> 01:24:16,800
that there's some rational
explanation to all this.

1878
01:24:16,834 --> 01:24:18,200
[gunshot]

1879
01:24:18,233 --> 01:24:20,767
Rotten.
Only knocked his hat off.

1880
01:24:20,800 --> 01:24:24,400
- Do you mind
if I talk to you for a minute?

1881
01:24:24,433 --> 01:24:25,667
- What now?

1882
01:24:25,700 --> 01:24:28,400
- Yes, I--please forgive me,
but it's very important.

1883
01:24:28,433 --> 01:24:30,133
[gunfire]

1884
01:24:30,166 --> 01:24:31,734
- Hang on to this for me,
will you?

1885
01:24:31,767 --> 01:24:33,233
- All right,
I'll hold the fort.

1886
01:24:33,266 --> 01:24:34,500
- I think it's safer
along here.

1887
01:24:34,533 --> 01:24:35,533
You come too.

1888
01:24:35,567 --> 01:24:36,567
- Keep your head low.

1889
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:38,400
[gunfire]

1890
01:24:44,467 --> 01:24:46,000
- I just wanted
to tell you

1891
01:24:46,033 --> 01:24:47,700
that I must
be getting along now.

1892
01:24:47,734 --> 01:24:49,200
- But you can't.
You'll never get away.

1893
01:24:49,233 --> 01:24:50,266
You'll be shot down.

1894
01:24:50,300 --> 01:24:51,767
- I must take
that risk.

1895
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:53,633
Listen carefully.

1896
01:24:53,667 --> 01:24:55,867
In case I'm unlucky
and you get through,

1897
01:24:55,900 --> 01:24:58,266
I want you to take back
a message to a Mr. Callendar

1898
01:24:58,300 --> 01:24:59,834
at the Foreign Office
in Whitehall.

1899
01:24:59,867 --> 01:25:01,100
- Then you are a spy.

1900
01:25:01,133 --> 01:25:02,800
- I always think
that's such a grim word.

1901
01:25:02,834 --> 01:25:04,600
- Well, what is
the message?

1902
01:25:04,633 --> 01:25:05,767
- It's a tune.

1903
01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:06,800
- Tune?

1904
01:25:06,834 --> 01:25:08,233
- It contains,
in code, of course,

1905
01:25:08,266 --> 01:25:09,934
the vital clause
of a secret pact

1906
01:25:09,967 --> 01:25:11,667
between two
European countries.

1907
01:25:11,700 --> 01:25:12,700
I want you
to memorize it.

1908
01:25:12,734 --> 01:25:13,734
- Well, go ahead.

1909
01:25:13,767 --> 01:25:15,600
The first part of it
goes like this.

1910
01:25:15,633 --> 01:25:17,533
Da-da-da, da,
da-da-dee

1911
01:25:17,567 --> 01:25:18,567
[gunshot]

1912
01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,200
Oh, perhaps I'd better
write it down.

1913
01:25:20,233 --> 01:25:21,367
Have you got
a piece of paper?

1914
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:22,567
- No, don't bother.
I was brought up on music.

1915
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:23,600
I can memorize anything.

1916
01:25:23,633 --> 01:25:25,400
- Very well.
Da-da-dum, da

1917
01:25:25,433 --> 01:25:26,800
Da-da-dee-dee

1918
01:25:26,834 --> 01:25:28,400
- Hello, the old girl's
gone off her rocker.

1919
01:25:28,433 --> 01:25:29,600
- I don't wonder.

1920
01:25:29,633 --> 01:25:30,900
Why don't you face it?

1921
01:25:30,934 --> 01:25:32,233
Those swine out there
will go on firing

1922
01:25:32,266 --> 01:25:33,367
till they've killed
the lot of us.

1923
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:34,767
- For goodness' sake,
shut up, Eric.

1924
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:36,300
- Da-da-dum, da,
da-da-dee

1925
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:37,333
- That's right.

1926
01:25:37,367 --> 01:25:38,900
Now we've got two chances
instead of one.

1927
01:25:38,934 --> 01:25:39,934
- You bet.

1928
01:25:39,967 --> 01:25:41,200
- You're sure
you'll remember it?

1929
01:25:41,233 --> 01:25:42,700
- Oh, don't worry.
I won't stop whistling it.

1930
01:25:42,734 --> 01:25:44,133
- I suppose this
is my best way out.

1931
01:25:44,166 --> 01:25:46,033
- Yes, just about.

1932
01:25:46,066 --> 01:25:47,834
- But you may be hit,
and even if you do get away,

1933
01:25:47,867 --> 01:25:49,166
they'll stop you
at the frontier.

1934
01:25:49,300 --> 01:25:51,200
We can't let her go
like this.

1935
01:25:51,233 --> 01:25:52,433
- You know, this is a hell
of a risk you're taking.

1936
01:25:52,467 --> 01:25:54,100
- In this sort of job,
one must take risks.

1937
01:25:54,133 --> 01:25:55,166
[gunshots]

1938
01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:58,000
I'm very grateful to you both
for all you've done.

1939
01:25:58,033 --> 01:26:00,600
I do hope and pray
no harm will come to you

1940
01:26:00,633 --> 01:26:03,533
and that we shall all
meet again one day.

1941
01:26:03,567 --> 01:26:05,200
- I hope so too.

1942
01:26:05,233 --> 01:26:06,233
Good luck.

1943
01:26:06,266 --> 01:26:08,600
- Good luck.

1944
01:26:08,633 --> 01:26:09,633
- Will you help me out?

1945
01:26:09,667 --> 01:26:10,767
- Yes, rather.

1946
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:16,333
Now, you take
the weight on top.

1947
01:26:16,367 --> 01:26:18,166
Right you are.
I've got you.

1948
01:26:21,533 --> 01:26:23,734
- Good-bye.

1949
01:26:27,300 --> 01:26:28,333
[gunfire]

1950
01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:33,200
[gunfire]

1951
01:26:33,233 --> 01:26:35,200
- [speaking Bandrikan]

1952
01:26:36,867 --> 01:26:37,934
- Was she hit?

1953
01:26:37,967 --> 01:26:38,967
- I'm not sure.

1954
01:26:45,233 --> 01:26:47,266
- Well, that's the end
of my 12.

1955
01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:50,300
- There's not much left
here either.

1956
01:26:50,333 --> 01:26:52,600
- Listen, we've only got
one chance now.

1957
01:26:52,633 --> 01:26:54,033
Got to get
this train going.

1958
01:26:54,066 --> 01:26:55,066
Drive it back
to the main line

1959
01:26:55,100 --> 01:26:56,433
and then try and cross
the frontier.

1960
01:26:56,467 --> 01:26:58,066
- That's a bit
of a tall order, isn't it?

1961
01:26:58,100 --> 01:26:59,500
Those driver fellows
are not likely

1962
01:26:59,533 --> 01:27:00,834
to do as you tell them,
you know.

1963
01:27:00,867 --> 01:27:02,934
- Then we'll bluff them with this.
Who's coming with me?

1964
01:27:02,967 --> 01:27:03,967
- Well, you can count
on me.

1965
01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:05,600
- Me too.

1966
01:27:05,633 --> 01:27:06,633
- Oh, we can't all go.

1967
01:27:06,667 --> 01:27:07,700
You stay here
and carry on.

1968
01:27:07,734 --> 01:27:08,734
And if we have any luck,

1969
01:27:08,767 --> 01:27:09,867
we'll stop the train
when we reach the points,

1970
01:27:09,900 --> 01:27:11,533
and you'll jump out
and switch them over.

1971
01:27:11,567 --> 01:27:12,667
- Okay.

1972
01:27:12,700 --> 01:27:15,767
- You idiots,
you're just inviting death.

1973
01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:21,633
I've had enough.

1974
01:27:21,667 --> 01:27:24,300
Just because I have the sense
to try and avoid being murdered,

1975
01:27:24,333 --> 01:27:25,934
I'm accused
of being a pacifist.

1976
01:27:25,967 --> 01:27:29,700
All right, I'd rather be called
a rat than die like one.

1977
01:27:29,734 --> 01:27:31,166
Think for a moment,
will you?

1978
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:32,400
If we give ourselves up,

1979
01:27:32,433 --> 01:27:33,734
they daren't murder us
in cold blood.

1980
01:27:33,767 --> 01:27:34,800
They're bound
to give us a trial.

1981
01:27:34,834 --> 01:27:35,834
- Stop gibbering, Eric.

1982
01:27:35,867 --> 01:27:37,100
Nobody's listening to you.

1983
01:27:37,133 --> 01:27:38,200
- Very well.

1984
01:27:38,233 --> 01:27:40,633
You go your way.
I'll go mine.

1985
01:27:40,667 --> 01:27:41,734
- Hey, where
are you off to?

1986
01:27:41,767 --> 01:27:42,767
- I know what I'm about.

1987
01:27:42,800 --> 01:27:44,266
I'm doing
the only sensible thing.

1988
01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:45,533
- Oh, let the fellow go
if he wants to.

1989
01:27:49,767 --> 01:27:52,133
[gunshot]

1990
01:27:56,033 --> 01:27:59,033
[muttering]

1991
01:28:05,233 --> 01:28:08,233
[gunfire]

1992
01:28:16,433 --> 01:28:18,166
- Oh, please.

1993
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:19,667
Why aren't we going?

1994
01:28:19,834 --> 01:28:21,533
Why aren't we going?

1995
01:28:21,567 --> 01:28:23,667
They said we were going.
Why aren't we?

1996
01:28:23,700 --> 01:28:24,900
- If only he can
get us away now.

1997
01:28:24,934 --> 01:28:25,934
He must.

1998
01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:29,400
- Only one left.
I'll keep that for a sitter.

1999
01:28:29,433 --> 01:28:30,667
- They're moving away
from the cars.

2000
01:28:30,700 --> 01:28:31,700
They're coming
towards us.

2001
01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:36,266
- Pity we haven't
a few more rounds.

2002
01:28:36,300 --> 01:28:37,767
- It's funny.

2003
01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:39,867
I told my husband
when I left him

2004
01:28:39,900 --> 01:28:42,100
that I wouldn't
see him again.

2005
01:28:42,133 --> 01:28:43,667
- Gilbert.

2006
01:28:43,700 --> 01:28:45,400
Gilbert!

2007
01:28:53,100 --> 01:28:54,367
- Egad, we're off.

2008
01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:56,300
- This gives us
a chance.

2009
01:29:04,033 --> 01:29:06,934
- Go on,
keep going.

2010
01:29:07,667 --> 01:29:08,667
[gunshot]

2011
01:29:11,767 --> 01:29:14,266
[gunshots]

2012
01:29:16,633 --> 01:29:17,834
[steam hissing]

2013
01:29:17,867 --> 01:29:19,700
- I say, do you know
how to control this thing?

2014
01:29:19,734 --> 01:29:21,133
- I watched the fellow
start it.

2015
01:29:21,166 --> 01:29:22,633
Anyway, I know something
about it.

2016
01:29:22,667 --> 01:29:24,967
Once drove a miniature engine
on the Dymchurch line.

2017
01:29:25,000 --> 01:29:26,166
- Oh, good.
I'll look out for the points.

2018
01:29:32,934 --> 01:29:34,700
- The blighters
are chasing us. Look.

2019
01:29:38,700 --> 01:29:40,433
- We can't have far
to go.

2020
01:29:47,367 --> 01:29:49,367
- It's time for my little job
changing the points.

2021
01:29:49,400 --> 01:29:51,767
Thank heavens we shall be
in neutral territory.

2022
01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:54,400
- That will not
be necessary.

2023
01:29:56,133 --> 01:29:58,633
I'm sorry, but the points,
as you call them,

2024
01:29:58,667 --> 01:30:00,200
will not be changed over.

2025
01:30:00,233 --> 01:30:03,033
Will you please
be seated?

2026
01:30:11,033 --> 01:30:12,600
- There they are,
just ahead of us.

2027
01:30:12,633 --> 01:30:13,800
Think you can stop it?

2028
01:30:13,834 --> 01:30:15,834
- Hope so.

2029
01:30:18,233 --> 01:30:20,767
- You'll keep quite still
until my friends arrive.

2030
01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:23,233
If anyone moves, I'm afraid
I shall have to shoot.

2031
01:30:23,266 --> 01:30:25,734
- There's just one thing
you don't know, Captain.

2032
01:30:25,767 --> 01:30:27,767
There's only one bullet
left in that gun,

2033
01:30:27,800 --> 01:30:30,066
and if you shoot me,
you'll give the others a chance.

2034
01:30:30,100 --> 01:30:33,934
You're in rather a difficult
position, aren't you?

2035
01:30:33,967 --> 01:30:37,033
- Sit down, please.

2036
01:30:37,066 --> 01:30:39,066
- All right.

2037
01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:44,834
- Where the devil's
Charters?

2038
01:30:47,734 --> 01:30:49,934
[gunshots]

2039
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:58,033
Go ahead.
She's done it.

2040
01:30:58,066 --> 01:30:59,867
[gunshots]

2041
01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:04,800
Quick!

2042
01:31:07,100 --> 01:31:08,333
[gunshots]

2043
01:31:08,367 --> 01:31:11,000
- Oh!

2044
01:31:11,033 --> 01:31:13,633
It's all right.
It's just my leg.

2045
01:31:26,934 --> 01:31:30,000
[both speaking Bandrikan]

2046
01:31:31,867 --> 01:31:35,467
- Or as they say in English,
jolly good luck to them.

2047
01:31:35,500 --> 01:31:36,500
[whistling]

2048
01:31:36,533 --> 01:31:39,000
- Well, well, I'm glad
all that's over, aren't you?

2049
01:31:39,033 --> 01:31:41,333
Heaven knows what the government
will say about all this.

2050
01:31:41,367 --> 01:31:43,166
- Nothing at all.
They'll hush it up.

2051
01:31:43,200 --> 01:31:44,233
- What?

2052
01:31:44,266 --> 01:31:45,600
[train whistle shrills]

2053
01:31:45,633 --> 01:31:47,100
- Hey, take your hand
off that thing.

2054
01:31:47,133 --> 01:31:48,834
I've got to remember
a tune.

2055
01:31:48,867 --> 01:31:49,867
- Remember...

2056
01:31:49,900 --> 01:31:51,533
[whistling]

2057
01:32:06,567 --> 01:32:07,800
[humming]

2058
01:32:07,834 --> 01:32:08,834
- Porter, sir?

2059
01:32:08,867 --> 01:32:10,100
- No, thanks.

2060
01:32:10,133 --> 01:32:11,333
- Well, we're home,
Gilbert.

2061
01:32:11,367 --> 01:32:12,967
- Mm-hmm-hmm, hmm

2062
01:32:13,000 --> 01:32:14,567
- Can't you stop humming
that awful tune?

2063
01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:15,834
You must know it
backwards.

2064
01:32:15,867 --> 01:32:17,400
- I'm not taking
any risks.

2065
01:32:17,433 --> 01:32:19,066
[hums]

2066
01:32:19,100 --> 01:32:21,033
Charles will be here
to meet you?

2067
01:32:21,066 --> 01:32:22,900
- I expect so.

2068
01:32:22,934 --> 01:32:24,367
- [hums]

2069
01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:26,333
You'll be pretty busy
between now and Thursday.

2070
01:32:26,367 --> 01:32:29,567
- I could meet you for lunch
or dinner, if you'd like it.

2071
01:32:29,600 --> 01:32:31,433
- I'm sorry,
I didn't mean that.

2072
01:32:31,467 --> 01:32:32,900
No, as a matter of fact,

2073
01:32:32,934 --> 01:32:34,600
I've got to deliver
this theme song from Miss Froy.

2074
01:32:34,633 --> 01:32:36,266
When I've done that, I'm going
to dash off to Yorkshire

2075
01:32:36,300 --> 01:32:38,066
and finish my book.

2076
01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:40,367
- I see.

2077
01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:41,433
- Ready?

2078
01:32:41,467 --> 01:32:42,667
- Yes.

2079
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:55,834
- Ample time to catch the 6:50
to Manchester after all.

2080
01:33:04,700 --> 01:33:07,000
- Da-da-dum, dum,
da-da-dum, da

2081
01:33:07,033 --> 01:33:08,433
Da-da-dum, da

2082
01:33:08,467 --> 01:33:09,767
Any sign of Charles yet?

2083
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:12,667
- No, I can't see him.

2084
01:33:12,700 --> 01:33:15,600
- Well, this is where
we say good-bye.

2085
01:33:21,567 --> 01:33:23,700
Oh, what's the matter?

2086
01:33:30,333 --> 01:33:31,900
Charles?

2087
01:33:31,934 --> 01:33:35,600
- Yes, you heartless, callous,
selfish, swollen-headed beast.

2088
01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:41,200
- Are you going anywhere?

2089
01:33:41,233 --> 01:33:43,500
- Foreign Office.

2090
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:48,667
[laughter]

2091
01:33:48,700 --> 01:33:50,166
- Where are we going
for our honeymoon?

2092
01:33:50,200 --> 01:33:51,200
- I don't know.

2093
01:33:51,233 --> 01:33:53,367
Somewhere quiet, somewhere
where there are no trains.

2094
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:54,700
[laughter]

2095
01:33:54,734 --> 01:33:56,467
- Mr. Callendar
will see you now.

2096
01:33:59,934 --> 01:34:01,500
- Wait a minute.

2097
01:34:01,533 --> 01:34:03,467
It's gone.
- What's gone?

2098
01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:04,500
- The tune.
I've forgotten it.

2099
01:34:04,533 --> 01:34:05,533
- No. Oh, no!

2100
01:34:05,567 --> 01:34:07,367
- Well, wait a minute.
Let me concentrate.

2101
01:34:07,400 --> 01:34:09,567
[hums]

2102
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:13,100
- No, no, no, no,
that's the "Wedding March."

2103
01:34:13,133 --> 01:34:14,133
- This is awful.

2104
01:34:14,166 --> 01:34:15,467
I've done nothing else
but sing it

2105
01:34:15,500 --> 01:34:16,900
since the day
before yesterday,

2106
01:34:16,934 --> 01:34:18,767
and now I've forgotten it
completely.

2107
01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:21,767
[piano playing the tune]

2108
01:34:41,300 --> 01:34:42,300
- Miss Froy!

2109
01:34:42,333 --> 01:34:44,433
- Well,
I'll be hanged.