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[1st man] [Unknown language, vaguely Germanic]

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[2nd man] [Unknown language, vaguely Slavic]

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[1st man] Nein nein

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[Both men go on arguing]

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[Men arguing +trumpet]

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[Men arguing +trumpet + Concierge] Allo?

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[Concierge] Prrusto ... Prrusto (check)

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[Concierge] Signorine e signori, ne sono molto mortificato.

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Il treno bianco de mele (check), per piacere

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come delle registrazioni e del maruma

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Mesdames et Messieurs, je regrette infiniment.

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Le train va arriver seulement demain matin

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-What's all this fuss about, Charters?

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-Damned if l know.

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[Concierge] Meine Damen und Herren, bitte schön, registraren [not understood] bitte.

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Danke schön, danke schön.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm very sorry, the train is a little bit uphold;

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and if you wish to stay in my hotel...

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you have to register immediately.

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Why the deuce didn't he say so in the first place?

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Oh, how do you do Miss Peterson, how do you do, ladies.

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It's a great honour to have you with us again.

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It's nice to see you, Boris.

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You haven't changed a bit since last Friday.

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-l see you haven't shaved either.

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-ls everything ready?

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-Everything is ready. l didn't change anything.

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-Not even the sheets, we know.

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Lead on, Boris!

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You see, I didn't expect you to come so quickly.

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Well, our legs gave out on us.

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- That's odd
- We had to do the last lap in a farm cart.

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- Oh!
- I see we've got company.

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Don't tell me Cook's are running cheap tours here.

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-What is it, Boris?

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-It's the havelunch!

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-Have a lunch?

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-Avalanche, Boris, avalanche.

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- You see, in the Spring, we've got many avalanches.

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You know, the snow goes like that: bloop!

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And everything disappears,

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even trains disappear

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under the avalanche.

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- But I'm going home tomorrow.

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How long before they dig it out?

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- By morning. It's lucky for you

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you can leave by this train instead of your own.

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How do you say? It's a bad wind

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that blow nowhere no good.

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- Well, talking of wind:

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we haven't eaten since dawn.

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Serve us some supper, Boris,

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in our rooms.

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-l could eat a horse.

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-Don't put ideas into his head.

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Some chicken, Boris.
- Yes.

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- And a magnum of champagne.
- Absolutely.

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And make it snappy. Absolutely.

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Bandrika may have a dictator

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but tonight we're painting it red.

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- Meanwhile we have to stand here

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cooling our heels, I suppose

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Confounded impudence!

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-3rd rate country. What do you expect?

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- l wonder who those women were.

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- Probably Americans, I should think.

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You know, almighty dollar, old man.

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I suppose we'll have to wait here.

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If only we hadn't missed that train at Budapest.

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- Well Carl I don't want to rub it in,

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If you hadn't insisted on standing up

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until they'd finished their National Anthem...

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- You must show respect, Caldicott

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If l'd known it was going to last 20 minutes...

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- It's always been my contention

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that the Hungarian Rhapsody

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is not their National Anthem.

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In any case, we were the only two standing.

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-That's true.

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- Well, l suppose we shall be in time after all.

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- I doubt it. That last report was pretty ghastly.

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Do you remember? "England on the brink."

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- Yes, but that's newspaper sensationalism.

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The old country's been in some tight corners before.

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- It looks pretty black, I mean,

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even if we get away first thing tomorrow morning...

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there's still a connection at Basle.

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We'll probably be hours.

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-That's true.

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- Well, somebody surely can help us. ////

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Sir! Do you happen to know what time

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the train leaves Basle for England?

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Nicht spreche English.

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Really! Fellow doesn't speak English.

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(People attempting to get a hotel reservation all at the same time)

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(concierge on phone ordering champagne and food for Ms. Anderson)

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Here's one leaves Basle,

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2I :20.

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I regret sir there is only left two single rooms in

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front, or a little double room at the back.

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-We'll take the two singles.

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-Very well, sir.
-At least you might have asked me which I preferred.

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-My dear, a small double room at the back in a place like this...

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You weren't so particular

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in Paris last Autumn.

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That was quite different then.

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The Exhibition was at its height.

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l realise that now.

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There's no need to rub it in.
-We want a private suite with a bath,

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-Facing the mountains,

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-With a shower,

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-Hot and cold.

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-And a private thingummy if you've got one.

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-Well, I'm sorry gentlemen the only thing I've got is the maid's room!

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-The what! What's this?

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-Well I'm sorry.

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-The whole hotel is packed jammed to the sky.

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-That's impossible. We haven't fixed up yet.

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You can't expect to put the two

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of us up in the maid's room.

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Don't get excited.

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I'll move the maid out.

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l should think so. What?

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What are you taking about?

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I'll think I'd soon as sleep on the train. Wouldn't you?

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-There is no eating in the train.

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-No eating on the train?

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Yes I mean haa heating. Brrrr...

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Oh, heating. No heating. That's awkward.

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All right we'll take it.

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Just a minute. There's one condition. You have to

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have the maid come to your room...

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to remove her wardrobe.

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Anna!

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She's a good girl,

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and l don't want to lose her.(Concierge explains the situation to maid)

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We'd better go and dress.

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-Rather primitive humour, l thought.

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-Grown up children.

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That was an awkward

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situation, over that girl.

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Pity he couldn't have given us

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one each. l mean a room apiece.

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l, Iris Matilda Henderson,

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a spinster of no particular parish...

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do hereby solemnly renounce my maidenly past

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and declare that on Thursday next, the 26th

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being in my right mind, I shall take the veil and the orange blossom

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and change my name to

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Lady Charles Fotheringail.

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-Can't you get him to change his name instead?

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-The only thing I like about him is his mustache.

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You're a couple of cynics.

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I'm very fond of him.

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I'm fond of rabbits but they

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have to be kept down.

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Rudolph, give me a hand.

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-Have you ever read about that little thing called love?

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-It used to be very popular.

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Child, the carpet is already laid at

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St. Georges, Hanover Square...

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and Father is simply aching to have

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a coat of arms on the jam label.

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To lris, and the happy days

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she's leaving behind.

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And the blue blooded cheque chaser

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she's dashing to London to marry.

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The blue blooded

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cheque chaser.

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I've no regrets. I've been everywhere

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and done everything.

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I've eaten caviar at Cannes,

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sausage rolls at the dogs.

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I've played baccarat at Biarritz

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and darts with the rural dean.

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What is there left

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for me but marriage?

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(maid explains arrangements to man.)

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-This hanging about isn't good for me. If only we knew what was happening in England.

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Mustn't lose grip,

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Charters.

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Come in.

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-Did you follow that?

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-I did. Tell her this has gone far enough.

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No...no.

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Change... here. Outside.

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-She doesn't understand.

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-No, come on.

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-Nothing newer than last month.

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-And I don't suppose there is such a thing as a wireless set here.

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Awful being in the dark like this.

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Our communications cut off in a time of crisis.

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Hello, hello,

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London.

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You want Mr Seltzer? Yes hold on.

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I'm going right to find where he is.

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London!

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Go on, risk it.

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Hello...You... in London. No, I'm not
Mr Seltzer. Name's Charters.

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l don't suppose you know me. Don't

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worry. They've just gone to fetch him.

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Tell me, what's

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happening to England?

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Blowing a gale? No, you don't follow me sir. I'm inquiring

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about the test match in Manchester.

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Cricket, sir. Cricket!

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You don't know?

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You can't be in England

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and not know the test score.

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The fellow says he doesn't know.

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Hello, can't you find out?

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Oh nonsense. It won't take a second.

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All right, if you won't, you won't.

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Wasting my time. The fellow's an ignoramus.

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Mr Seltzer, at last your calI's

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come through to London.

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Hello! Hello! (concierge attempts to get the call back)

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(Waiter speaks another language saying that there is no food left.)

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Thank you,

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waiter.

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(Waiter again tells them that there is no more food in another language)

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-What would you say about a grilled steak?

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-That's a very good idea.

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-Well done for me, please.

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-On the red side for me.

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(Waiter again tells them that there is no more food in another language)

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These people have a passion

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for repeating themselves.

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-I beg your pardon.

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He's trying to explain to you that owing to the large

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number of visitors, there's no food left.

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-No food? What sort of a place is this?

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They expect us to share a blasted dog box...

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with a servant girl on an empty stomach?

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ls that hospitality? is that organization?

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Thank you.

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-I'm hungry you know..

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-What a country. No wonder they have revolutions.

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-You're very welcome to what's left of the cheese.

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Of course it's not like beef steak; but it's awfully rich in vitamins.

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-Thank you very much.

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-I'm afraid they're not accustomed to

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catering for so many people.

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Bandrika is one of

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Europe's few undiscovered corners.

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-That's probably because there's nothing worth discovering

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I should think.

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-You may not know it as well as I do.

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I'm feeling quite miserable at the thought of leaving it.

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-After you with that cheese, please!

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-Certainly, young man. Why not?

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You're going home?

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-Tomorrow. My little charges are quite grown up.

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I'm a governess and music teacher you know.

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ln the 6 years I've lived here,

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I've grown to love the country,

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especially the mountains. l sometimes think

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they're like very friendly neighbors.

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You know the big father and mother mountains

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with their white snow hats...

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and their nephews and

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nieces, not so big, with smaller hats.

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Right down to the tiniest hillock

264
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without any hat at all.

265
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Of course, that's just my fancy.

266
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-Really?

267
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-l like to watch them from my bedroom

268
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every night when there's a moon.

269
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I'm so glad there's a moon tonight.

270
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Do you hear that music?

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Everyone sings here. The people are

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just like happy children...

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with laughter on their lips

274
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and music in their hearts.

275
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-It's not reflected

276
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in their politics, you know.

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-I never think you should judge

278
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any country by its politics.

279
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,709
After all we English are quite honest by

280
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nature, aren't we. You'll excuse me if l run away?

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Good night, good night.

282
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,170
-Good night.

283
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,000
Queer sort of bird.

284
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,790
-Trifle whimsical, l thought.

285
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:11,649
-After 6 years in this hole, we'd be whimsical.

286
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:15,190
-l don't think so, old man. She was very decent

287
00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:16,519
about that cheese.

288
00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:17,920
-I see she's finished the pickles.

289
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:21,360
-Good night, lris. Listen,

290
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:22,509
someone's serenading.

291
00:15:22,509 --> 00:15:24,569
Let him. Nothing will keep me

292
00:15:24,569 --> 00:15:31,569
awake tonight. Good night my children.

293
00:15:31,569 --> 00:15:43,232
(Guitar music and singing in the background)

294
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(Stamping from upstairs)

295
00:15:54,895 --> 00:16:06,560
-What's happening? An earthquake?

296
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:16,620
-That would hardly account for the music, would it.

297
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:33,990
What a horrible noise. What can they be doing?

298
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:40,839
-l don't know but I'll soon find out.

299
00:16:40,839 --> 00:16:41,459
Hello.

300
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Musical country this.

301
00:16:43,319 --> 00:16:48,639
-l feel quite sorry for that poor singer

302
00:16:48,639 --> 00:16:54,220
outside having to compete with this.

303
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,149
Boris?

304
00:16:55,149 --> 00:16:57,939
Miss Henderson speaking.

305
00:16:57,939 --> 00:16:58,709
Look. Someone upstairs is playing

306
00:16:58,709 --> 00:17:01,720
musical chairs with an elephant.

307
00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,550
Move one of them out will you.

308
00:17:05,550 --> 00:17:08,609
l want to get some sleep.

309
00:17:08,609 --> 00:17:10,910
That'll settle it.

310
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-Thank you.

311
00:17:12,439 --> 00:17:16,260
Some people have so little consideration for others,

312
00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:20,089
which makes life so much more difficult than it need be.

313
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:22,390
Don't you think?

314
00:17:22,390 --> 00:17:23,920
Good night. Thank you so much.

315
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:26,980
I heard you'll be going on the train

316
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:28,700
in the morning?

317
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:34,120
l hope we shall meet again

318
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under quieter circumstances.

319
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,650
Good night.

320
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:40,450
-Good night.

321
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:42,260
-Miss, please,

322
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,970
I'll fix everything.

323
00:17:44,970 --> 00:17:46,176
-You'd better.

324
00:17:46,176 --> 00:17:47,382
(Concierge knocks on door. Enters to music and dancing)

325
00:17:47,382 --> 00:17:48,590
-Hold it.

326
00:17:48,590 --> 00:17:54,300
Splendid, don't move.

327
00:17:54,300 --> 00:18:00,780
-lf you please, sir.

328
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,470
-Get out!

329
00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:04,160
One, two.

330
00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,850
-Please, sir,

331
00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:09,230
will you kindly stop?

332
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:15,150
They are all complaining in the whole

333
00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:17,510
hotel. You make too much noise.

334
00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,550
-Too much what?

335
00:18:19,550 --> 00:18:21,590
-Too much noise.

336
00:18:21,590 --> 00:18:25,670
-You dare to call it a noise.

337
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:27,710
The ancient music...

338
00:18:27,710 --> 00:18:29,820
with which your peasant ancestors celebrated

339
00:18:29,820 --> 00:18:31,390
every wedding for countless generations.

340
00:18:31,390 --> 00:18:33,650
A dance they danced when your

341
00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:35,460
father married your mother...

342
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:38,180
Almost supposing you were born in wedlock,

343
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,890
which l doubt. Look at them.

344
00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:42,340
I take it you're the manager?

345
00:18:42,340 --> 00:18:42,710
-Sure I am the manager.

346
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:44,560
-Well fortunately l am accustomed to squalor.

347
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:45,300
Tell me. Who's complaining?

348
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,610
-This young English

349
00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:47,940
lady underneath.

350
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,610
-Well you tell the young English lady underneath that l am putting on record

351
00:18:50,610 --> 00:18:53,190
for the benefit of mankind...

352
00:18:53,190 --> 00:18:56,020
one of the lost folk dances

353
00:18:56,020 --> 00:18:56,270
of Central Europe...

354
00:18:56,200 --> 00:19:01,810
and furthermore she does not own

355
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,453
the hotel. Get out!

356
00:19:03,453 --> 00:19:05,960
-Sir, you don't understand.

357
00:19:05,096 --> 00:19:06,740
-Now, one,

358
00:19:06,740 --> 00:19:09,233
two...

359
00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:11,726
(Music and dancing continue)

360
00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:14,220
-You know what he said: ''Who she thinks she is, the Queen of Sheeba?

361
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,930
She thinks she owns this hotel.''

362
00:19:16,930 --> 00:19:19,740
-Can't you get rid of him?

363
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:20,260
-lmpossible.

364
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,820
-Are you sure?

365
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,900
-I begin to wonder...

366
00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:26,510
It's come back to me.

367
00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:29,120
I've got an idea.

368
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:29,370
You see, the German lady

369
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:30,720
she will call him up on the telephone and say:

370
00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:36,270
"Young man It's my room. l did pay for it.

371
00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:39,360
Get out quickly.'' How's that?

372
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:40,590
-Good enough.

373
00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:45,530
-Then shock him with a little... He'll

374
00:19:45,530 --> 00:19:48,950
never forget as long as he lives.

375
00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:52,450
-Nothing but baseball. We used to call it rounders. Children play

376
00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:57,500
it with a rubber ball and a stick.

377
00:19:57,500 --> 00:20:04,500
Not a word about cricket.

378
00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:11,789
Americans don't know a sense of proportion.

379
00:20:11,789 --> 00:20:18,789
(Knock on the door)

380
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:25,253
Come in.

381
00:20:25,253 --> 00:20:27,868
(Man whistles while maid puts her things away.)

382
00:20:27,868 --> 00:20:30,483
-Guten nacht.

383
00:20:30,483 --> 00:20:33,100
-Can't stand this ridiculous

384
00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:42,640
lack of privacy. Lock the door.

385
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:49,950
-Guten nacht.

386
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:56,950
Who are you?

387
00:20:57,110 --> 00:21:02,960
What do you want?

388
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:06,610
-(man plays a tune on the instrument.)Recognise the signature tune?

389
00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:11,220
-Will you please get out?

390
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,029
-This is a much better room.

391
00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:16,070
Definitely an acceptable room.

392
00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:23,070
-What exactly do you think you're

393
00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:31,020
doing? Keep away!

394
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:37,669
-Would you hold these for a minute?

395
00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:49,140
-Put those back at once.

396
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:57,700
-Now which side do you like to sleep?

397
00:21:57,700 --> 00:22:00,279
-Do you want me to throw you out?

398
00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:03,669
-In that case, I'll sleep in the middle.

399
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:17,789
Smart of you to bribe the manager.

400
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:27,630
An eye for an eye and a tooth

401
00:22:27,630 --> 00:22:28,830
for a toothbrush.

402
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,400
-I suppose you realize you're behaving like a complete cad.

403
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,240
-On the contrary you're perfectly at liberty to sleep in the corridor if you want to.

404
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,100
-Hello.

405
00:22:35,100 --> 00:22:39,110
-Oh, l shouldn't if l were you. I'd only

406
00:22:39,110 --> 00:22:46,110
tell everyone you invited me here.

407
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,730
And when l say everyone, l mean

408
00:22:48,730 --> 00:22:49,850
everyone. l have a powerful voice.

409
00:22:49,850 --> 00:22:52,590
-Come out of there at once!

410
00:22:52,590 --> 00:22:55,159
-Not until you bribe the manager

411
00:22:55,159 --> 00:22:58,490
to restore me to my attic.

412
00:22:58,490 --> 00:23:02,266
-Come out of that bathroom!

413
00:23:02,266 --> 00:23:06,042
(Man singing in the bathroom)

414
00:23:06,042 --> 00:23:09,820
Boris? Look, I was thinking. l might change

415
00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:18,470
my mind about that room upstairs.

416
00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:28,159
-By the way, you might have my things

417
00:23:28,159 --> 00:23:30,279
taken upstairs, would you?

418
00:23:30,279 --> 00:23:32,090
-You're the most contemptible person

419
00:23:32,090 --> 00:23:34,149
I've ever met in all my life!

420
00:23:34,149 --> 00:23:37,520
-Confidentially, I think you're a bit

421
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:41,146
of a stinker, too.

422
00:23:41,146 --> 00:23:43,563
(Singing and music playing outside of the window.)

423
00:23:43,563 --> 00:23:45,980
(Music playing)

424
00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:48,399
-If we get to Basle in time,

425
00:24:09,909 --> 00:24:16,909
we should see the last day of the match.

426
00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:59,500
-Hope the weather's like this in

427
00:25:02,330 --> 00:25:03,690
Manchester. Perfect wicket for our fellows.

428
00:25:03,690 --> 00:25:06,789
-Isn't it somewhere along here?

429
00:25:06,789 --> 00:25:11,590
-lf you don't hurry, Margaret, we shan't

430
00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:15,429
get that compartment to ourselves.

431
00:25:15,429 --> 00:25:17,730
-Does it matter?

432
00:25:17,730 --> 00:25:19,270
-Well, there's still time to change your mind, Iris.

433
00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:25,419
-Yes, why not send Charles a greetings telegram

434
00:25:25,419 --> 00:25:27,110
and tell him he's all washed up.

435
00:25:27,110 --> 00:25:28,610
-No, it's too late. This time next week, l shall be a

436
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,289
slightly sunburnt offering on an altar in Hanover Square.

437
00:25:31,289 --> 00:25:33,360
I shan't mind, really.

438
00:25:34,049 --> 00:25:38,890
-Ah, Good morning. l can't find my bag.

439
00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:40,130
It's a brown hold-all you know.

440
00:25:40,130 --> 00:25:43,070
Have you seen it?

441
00:25:43,070 --> 00:25:47,480
No, of course not, thank you.

442
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,419
-She's dropped her glasses.

443
00:25:50,419 --> 00:25:53,360
-You dropped your glasses.

444
00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,830
-Thank you my dear.

445
00:25:54,830 --> 00:25:56,309
-Oh

446
00:25:56,309 --> 00:25:57,779
Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear!

447
00:25:57,779 --> 00:25:59,980
-Are you hurt?

448
00:25:59,980 --> 00:26:04,390
-l don't know. What was it?

449
00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:06,909
Never mind. This cockeyed station

450
00:26:06,909 --> 00:26:11,190
has practically brained my friend.

451
00:26:11,190 --> 00:26:12,899
-Yes, indeed.

452
00:26:12,899 --> 00:26:16,750
-What are you going to do?

453
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:18,860
-He can't hold the train.

454
00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:20,130
-l like that!

455
00:26:20,130 --> 00:26:21,820
-Hurry up. It's going.

456
00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:23,090
-I'm all right.

457
00:26:23,090 --> 00:26:24,360
-Are you sure?

458
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:25,200
-Don't worry...

459
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,899
I'll look after her.

460
00:26:26,899 --> 00:26:27,740
Such carelessness.

461
00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:30,279
-Are you sure you're all right?

462
00:26:30,279 --> 00:26:31,970
-Send us the Times.

463
00:26:31,970 --> 00:26:38,970
-Write and tell us all about it.

464
00:26:46,490 --> 00:26:53,490
-Good luck. Look after yourself.

465
00:27:00,590 --> 00:27:07,590
You'll be all right in a minute.

466
00:27:15,809 --> 00:27:22,809
Just take everything quietly.

467
00:27:23,669 --> 00:27:30,669
Put this eau de cologne

468
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:39,399
on your head.

469
00:27:39,399 --> 00:27:42,470
-Do you feel any better?

470
00:27:42,470 --> 00:27:44,669
-Yes, thank you. I'm all right.

471
00:27:44,669 --> 00:27:46,289
What you need is a good strong cup

472
00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:47,640
of tea. I'll ring for the attendant.

473
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,070
No, please, don't bother. I'll go to the

474
00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,029
dining car myself. l need some air.

475
00:27:53,029 --> 00:27:55,880
-I'll come with you, if you don't mind.

476
00:27:55,880 --> 00:28:00,750
-No, of course not.

477
00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:05,610
I beg your pardon.

478
00:28:05,610 --> 00:28:09,260
I'm so sorry.

479
00:28:09,260 --> 00:28:14,559
You can always tell a honeymoon

480
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:16,240
couple. They're so shy.

481
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:20,320
-Why did you do that?

482
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,860
-We don't want people staring.

483
00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:24,590
You'd think the whole legal

484
00:28:24,590 --> 00:28:25,890
profession was after you.

485
00:28:25,890 --> 00:28:26,610
One would be enough.

486
00:28:26,610 --> 00:28:27,929
You thought that beggar in

487
00:28:27,929 --> 00:28:29,039
Damascus was a barrister.

488
00:28:29,039 --> 00:28:29,929
l just said he looked like

489
00:28:29,929 --> 00:28:30,450
a judge.

490
00:28:30,450 --> 00:28:31,390
You hurried off

491
00:28:31,390 --> 00:28:34,760
in the opposite direction.

492
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:35,539
That's not true. l was looking

493
00:28:35,539 --> 00:28:36,809
for a street called ''Straight''.

494
00:28:36,809 --> 00:28:39,409
-You weren't so careful at first.

495
00:28:39,409 --> 00:28:40,669
-I know.

496
00:28:40,669 --> 00:28:43,880
And what about me? Robert thinks

497
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,429
I'm cruising with Mother.

498
00:28:46,429 --> 00:28:53,429
lf one is feeling shaky, it's best to

499
00:28:56,630 --> 00:29:00,710
sit in the middle of the coach...

500
00:29:00,710 --> 00:29:02,460
facing the engine.

501
00:29:02,460 --> 00:29:05,380
-A pot of tea, please.

502
00:29:05,380 --> 00:29:06,549
-Very good.

503
00:29:06,549 --> 00:29:07,260
And just a minute.

504
00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:08,490
Will you please tell them to make it

505
00:29:08,490 --> 00:29:11,159
from this? l don't drink any other.

506
00:29:11,159 --> 00:29:13,809
And make sure the water is

507
00:29:13,809 --> 00:29:16,620
really boiling. Do you understand?

508
00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:20,169
It's a little fad of mine. My dear father

509
00:29:20,169 --> 00:29:22,380
and mother, who are still alive...

510
00:29:22,380 --> 00:29:24,580
and enjoying good health, drink it

511
00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:25,390
and so l follow their footsteps.

512
00:29:25,390 --> 00:29:28,059
A million Mexicans drink it. At least

513
00:29:28,059 --> 00:29:31,769
that's what it says on the packet.

514
00:29:31,769 --> 00:29:33,470
It's very kind of you

515
00:29:33,470 --> 00:29:34,279
to help me.

516
00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:35,090
l don't think

517
00:29:35,090 --> 00:29:35,909
we've introduced ourselves.

518
00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:36,820
My name's lris Henderson,

519
00:29:36,820 --> 00:29:38,470
I'm going home to be married.

520
00:29:38,470 --> 00:29:39,299
How very exciting.

521
00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:41,340
l do hope you'll be happy.

522
00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:42,159
-Thank you.

523
00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:43,429
-You'll have children, won't you?

524
00:29:43,429 --> 00:29:45,730
They make such a difference. l always

525
00:29:45,730 --> 00:29:47,390
think it's being with kiddies so much...

526
00:29:47,390 --> 00:29:49,549
that's made me so young for my age.

527
00:29:49,549 --> 00:29:50,710
I'm a governess. My name's Froy.

528
00:29:50,710 --> 00:29:55,220
-Did you say Freud?

529
00:29:55,220 --> 00:30:02,220
-No. O-Y, not E-U-D. Froy.

530
00:30:04,529 --> 00:30:11,529
I'm sorry l can't hear.

531
00:30:13,830 --> 00:30:15,700
Froy.

532
00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:16,710
It rhymes with joy.

533
00:30:16,710 --> 00:30:18,510
Thank you. Please reserve two places

534
00:30:18,510 --> 00:30:20,909
for lunch, if you'd care to join me.

535
00:30:20,909 --> 00:30:22,940
It wasn't out. But for the umpire's

536
00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:24,970
blunder he'd still be batting.

537
00:30:24,970 --> 00:30:26,799
-What do you mean?

538
00:30:26,799 --> 00:30:30,450
-I'll show you. l saw the whole thing.

539
00:30:30,450 --> 00:30:32,769
There's Hammond, there's the bowler,

540
00:30:32,769 --> 00:30:35,549
and there's the umpire.

541
00:30:35,549 --> 00:30:36,250
-Sugar?

542
00:30:36,250 --> 00:30:37,639
-Two please.

543
00:30:37,639 --> 00:30:39,029
Dear me.

544
00:30:39,029 --> 00:30:41,120
There's no sugar.

545
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,600
Now watch this very carefully.

546
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:46,679
Grimmett was bowling.

547
00:30:46,679 --> 00:30:52,809
-May l trouble you for the sugar?

548
00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:54,600
-What?

549
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,190
The sugar,

550
00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,980
please.

551
00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:06,980
Thank you so much.

552
00:31:07,159 --> 00:31:14,159
I'd try to get a little sleep,

553
00:31:19,710 --> 00:31:26,710
it'll make you feel quite well.

554
00:31:27,559 --> 00:31:30,260
There's a most intriguing acrostic

555
00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:31,600
in the ''Needlewoman''.

556
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,299
I'm going to try and

557
00:31:32,299 --> 00:31:39,299
unravel it before you wake up.

558
00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:08,190
Reservations for lunch,

559
00:32:42,769 --> 00:32:49,769
please.

560
00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:58,409
-Madame has booked for lunch?

561
00:32:58,409 --> 00:33:05,409
-My friend did. She's got the tickets.

562
00:33:07,370 --> 00:33:08,779
Have you seen my friend?

563
00:33:08,779 --> 00:33:10,399
My friend,

564
00:33:10,399 --> 00:33:12,840
where is she?

565
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:15,269
La signora inglese.

566
00:33:15,269 --> 00:33:16,880
The English lady.

567
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,269
There has been no

568
00:33:18,269 --> 00:33:20,130
English lady here.

569
00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:20,690
What?

570
00:33:20,690 --> 00:33:22,370
There has been

571
00:33:22,370 --> 00:33:24,000
no English lady here.

572
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,639
But there has.

573
00:33:25,639 --> 00:33:27,919
She sat there in the corner.

574
00:33:27,919 --> 00:33:28,700
You saw her, you spoke to her,

575
00:33:28,700 --> 00:33:30,820
she sat next to you.

576
00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:32,659
ls ridiculous. She took

577
00:33:32,659 --> 00:33:33,529
me to the dining car...

578
00:33:33,529 --> 00:33:34,620
-and came back here with me.

579
00:33:34,620 --> 00:33:36,960
-You went and came back alone.

580
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,279
Maybe you don't understand.

581
00:33:39,279 --> 00:33:40,840
The lady who looked after

582
00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,720
me when l was knocked out.

583
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,730
Perhaps it make you forget?

584
00:33:44,730 --> 00:33:47,299
lf this is some sort of a joke

585
00:33:47,299 --> 00:33:54,299
I'm afraid l don't see the point.

586
00:34:00,630 --> 00:34:07,630
-You served me tea just now.

587
00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:26,830
-Yes, Madame.

588
00:34:26,830 --> 00:34:29,230
-Have you seen the lady l was with?

589
00:34:29,230 --> 00:34:30,449
-But Madame was alone.

590
00:34:30,449 --> 00:34:31,060
Pardon, Madame.

591
00:34:31,060 --> 00:34:31,980
He make mistake.

592
00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:33,810
He must remember the English lady.

593
00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:36,060
She ordered tea and paid for it.

594
00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:37,469
No, it was you

595
00:34:37,469 --> 00:34:38,260
who paid for it.

596
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:39,070
He says to look

597
00:34:39,070 --> 00:34:40,280
at the bill. l will look.

598
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,239
She gave you a special

599
00:34:42,239 --> 00:34:44,179
packet of tea.

600
00:34:44,179 --> 00:34:46,000
The tea was ours.

601
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,130
I received no packet.

602
00:34:47,130 --> 00:34:49,429
-But you did. l know it happened.

603
00:34:49,429 --> 00:34:52,429
-Pardon, the bill. Tea for one.

604
00:34:52,429 --> 00:34:53,750
But that's not right.

605
00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:58,500
-Would you care to examine the bills?

606
00:34:58,500 --> 00:35:01,890
-No. The whole thing's absurd.

607
00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:04,600
Please, have you seen

608
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,420
a lady pass through?

609
00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:09,460
Old Stinker! lf l thought

610
00:35:09,460 --> 00:35:12,510
you were on this train...

611
00:35:12,510 --> 00:35:13,450
I'd have stayed a week

612
00:35:13,450 --> 00:35:16,030
at the hotel. Lady? No, why?

613
00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:19,160
It doesn't matter. You probably

614
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:21,660
wouldn't recognise one anyway.

615
00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:23,540
-Hello! Feeling queer?

616
00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:26,080
-It's that pipe of yours, George.

617
00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,830
Why don't you throw your old socks

618
00:35:27,830 --> 00:35:28,720
away? Thanks for the help.

619
00:35:28,720 --> 00:35:30,280
Come on, sit down.

620
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:31,450
What's the trouble?

621
00:35:31,450 --> 00:35:33,390
-Something fell on my head.

622
00:35:33,390 --> 00:35:34,170
-When? lnfancy?

623
00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:35,340
-At the station.

624
00:35:35,340 --> 00:35:37,290
-Bad luck! Can l help?

625
00:35:37,290 --> 00:35:37,680
No,

626
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:40,010
only by going away.

627
00:35:40,010 --> 00:35:40,730
My father taught me

628
00:35:40,730 --> 00:35:42,310
not to dessert a lady in trouble.

629
00:35:42,310 --> 00:35:43,490
He even married mother.

630
00:35:43,490 --> 00:35:46,100
Did you see a little lady last night

631
00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,390
in the hotel in tweeds?

632
00:35:47,390 --> 00:35:48,680
I saw one but she

633
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:49,980
was hardly in tweeds.

634
00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:50,900
She was with me,

635
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:52,280
and now l can't find her.

636
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,300
She must still be on the train.

637
00:35:53,300 --> 00:35:53,960
We haven't stopped.

638
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,060
-Of course she is.

639
00:35:55,060 --> 00:35:57,400
-All right. Nobody said she isn't.

640
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,360
-But that's what they say.

641
00:35:59,360 --> 00:35:59,750
-Who?

642
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:01,320
The people in the compartment

643
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,180
and the steward.

644
00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:03,880
They insist they never saw her.

645
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,250
All of them.

646
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,590
-You said you got a knock on the head.

647
00:36:07,590 --> 00:36:08,990
-What do you mean?

648
00:36:08,990 --> 00:36:12,370
-Never mind. Do you talk the lingo?

649
00:36:12,370 --> 00:36:12,860
-No.

650
00:36:12,860 --> 00:36:15,310
Maybe they thought you tried

651
00:36:15,310 --> 00:36:16,780
to borrow money.

652
00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:20,210
Let's knock the idea out of their

653
00:36:20,210 --> 00:36:22,650
heads. A most unfortunate remark.

654
00:36:22,650 --> 00:36:24,610
That's one of them.

655
00:36:24,610 --> 00:36:26,570
The little dark man.

656
00:36:26,570 --> 00:36:29,020
There is a misunderstanding. This

657
00:36:29,020 --> 00:36:31,560
lady seems to have lost her friend.

658
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,720
Yes, l have heard. The gentleman

659
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,520
has been explaining to me.

660
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,870
I think under the circumstances

661
00:36:36,870 --> 00:36:38,290
we shall introduce ourselves.

662
00:36:38,290 --> 00:36:40,080
I am an Italian citizen.

663
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:41,270
My wife and child.

664
00:36:41,270 --> 00:36:42,760
How do you do. Bonny little chap.

665
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:43,790
How old is he?

666
00:36:43,790 --> 00:36:44,560
I 934 class.

667
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,390
And the lady in the corner

668
00:36:46,390 --> 00:36:47,950
is the Baroness Athona.

669
00:36:47,950 --> 00:36:49,830
I met her husband, he presented

670
00:36:49,830 --> 00:36:51,450
prizes at the Folk Dances Festival.

671
00:36:51,450 --> 00:36:52,620
Minister of Propaganda.

672
00:36:52,620 --> 00:36:55,060
I am Dr Egon Hartz of Prague.

673
00:36:55,060 --> 00:36:56,250
You may have heard of me.

674
00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:57,730
-Not the brain specialist?

675
00:36:57,730 --> 00:36:58,480
-The same.

676
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,100
You went to England to operate

677
00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:01,580
on one of our cabinet ministers.

678
00:37:01,580 --> 00:37:02,010
-Yes.

679
00:37:02,010 --> 00:37:03,740
-Did you find anything?

680
00:37:03,740 --> 00:37:05,440
-A slight cerebral contusion.

681
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:07,089
-That's better than nothing.

682
00:37:07,089 --> 00:37:09,130
I am picking up a similar case at the

683
00:37:09,130 --> 00:37:11,069
next station, but more complicated.

684
00:37:11,069 --> 00:37:12,349
I shall operate at the

685
00:37:12,349 --> 00:37:13,579
National Hospital tonight.

686
00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:15,599
Among other things a cranial fracture

687
00:37:15,599 --> 00:37:17,430
with completion. You understand?

688
00:37:17,430 --> 00:37:19,040
-Yes, a wallop on the bean.

689
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:21,670
-I suppose you haven't seen my friend?

690
00:37:21,670 --> 00:37:22,060
-Unfortunately no.

691
00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:28,670
-I'll take a word with the Baroness.

692
00:37:28,670 --> 00:37:33,190
-What do they say?

693
00:37:33,190 --> 00:37:39,990
-Both say they've never seen her.

694
00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:40,650
That's not true.

695
00:37:40,650 --> 00:37:41,599
She was sitting there.

696
00:37:41,599 --> 00:37:43,099
-Can you describe her?

697
00:37:43,099 --> 00:37:44,329
-It's difficult.

698
00:37:44,329 --> 00:37:46,069
-She was middle-aged and ordinary.

699
00:37:46,069 --> 00:37:47,180
-What was she wearing?

700
00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:49,829
Tweeds, oatmeal flecked with brown,

701
00:37:49,829 --> 00:37:52,490
a coat with patch pockets...

702
00:37:52,490 --> 00:37:55,690
a scarf, felt hat, brown shoes,

703
00:37:55,690 --> 00:37:57,130
a tussle shirt...

704
00:37:57,130 --> 00:37:58,310
and a small blue handkerchief in her

705
00:37:58,310 --> 00:38:00,359
breast pocket. l can't remember.

706
00:38:00,359 --> 00:38:02,619
You could've been paying attention.

707
00:38:02,619 --> 00:38:04,660
You both went along to tea?

708
00:38:04,660 --> 00:38:05,339
-Yes.

709
00:38:05,339 --> 00:38:08,069
-Surely you met somebody.

710
00:38:08,069 --> 00:38:10,109
Right you are.

711
00:38:10,109 --> 00:38:13,520
Now let's dig him out.

712
00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,599
Pardon. May I come with you?

713
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:16,560
This is most interesting.

714
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,710
We don't like people muscling in,

715
00:38:18,710 --> 00:38:25,710
but we'll make you 
a member.

716
00:38:28,450 --> 00:38:29,569
Wait. There was somebody else.

717
00:38:29,569 --> 00:38:30,700
As we passed this compartment...

718
00:38:30,700 --> 00:38:32,270
Miss Froy stumbled in and there

719
00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:34,050
was a tall gentleman and a lady.

720
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,390
If we can really find someone

721
00:38:35,390 --> 00:38:36,170
who saw her...

722
00:38:36,170 --> 00:38:36,750
we'll have

723
00:38:36,750 --> 00:38:37,619
the place searched.

724
00:38:37,619 --> 00:38:39,359
-Can I be of any assistance?

725
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:40,230
-That's the gentleman.

726
00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:41,630
Do you remember seeing this young lady

727
00:38:41,630 --> 00:38:44,910
pass with a little English woman?

728
00:38:44,910 --> 00:38:47,140
I'm afraid not.

729
00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:49,190
You must! She almost fell

730
00:38:49,190 --> 00:38:50,400
into your compartment.

731
00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,920
Surely you haven't forgotten.

732
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,060
It's very important.

733
00:38:53,060 --> 00:38:54,869
Everybody's saying she wasn't here,

734
00:38:54,869 --> 00:38:57,210
but I'm going to find her...

735
00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:58,980
even if

736
00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:03,530
I have to stop the train.

737
00:39:03,530 --> 00:39:05,910
Caldicott, it's Charters.

738
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:06,770
Can I come in?

739
00:39:06,770 --> 00:39:07,560
That girl we saw in the hotel,

740
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,510
she's kicking up a fuss.

741
00:39:08,510 --> 00:39:09,440
-Says she lost her friend.

742
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:10,630
-She hasn't been in here, old man.

743
00:39:10,630 --> 00:39:12,280
-She's threatening to stop the train.

744
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:12,680
-Lord!

745
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,880
If we miss our connection in Basle,

746
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,359
we'll never make Manchester in time.

747
00:39:16,359 --> 00:39:17,099
-This is serious.

748
00:39:17,099 --> 00:39:19,109
-Let's hide in here.

749
00:39:19,109 --> 00:39:21,280
I haven't the faintest recollection.

750
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,589
You must be making a mistake.

751
00:39:23,589 --> 00:39:26,910
He obviously doesn't remember.

752
00:39:26,910 --> 00:39:28,650
Let's look for the other fellow.

753
00:39:28,650 --> 00:39:31,079
-Who were you talking to outside?

754
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:33,030
-People in the corridor, arguing.

755
00:39:33,030 --> 00:39:34,910
-There he is. That's the man.

756
00:39:34,910 --> 00:39:40,790
-I wonder if you can help us.

757
00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:41,630
-How?

758
00:39:41,630 --> 00:39:47,500
-I was having tea an hour ago...

759
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:49,520
with an English lady.

760
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:51,010
You saw her, didn't you?

761
00:39:51,010 --> 00:39:53,069
-I was talking to my friend.

762
00:39:53,069 --> 00:39:53,420
-Indubitably.

763
00:39:53,420 --> 00:39:56,710
Yes, but you were at the next table.

764
00:39:56,710 --> 00:39:58,030
She borrowed the sugar.

765
00:39:58,030 --> 00:39:59,690
-I recall passing the sugar.

766
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:01,020
-Then you saw her.

767
00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,680
We were in deep conversation,

768
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:03,300
discussing cricket.

769
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:04,579
How a thing like cricket

770
00:40:04,579 --> 00:40:06,369
can make you forget seeing people?

771
00:40:06,369 --> 00:40:07,990
If that's your attitude,

772
00:40:07,990 --> 00:40:09,819
there's nothing more to say.

773
00:40:09,819 --> 00:40:10,720
Come, Caldicott.

774
00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,550
Thing like cricket.

775
00:40:11,550 --> 00:40:13,800
Wrong tactic. We should have told him

776
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:15,190
we were looking for a cricket ball.

777
00:40:15,190 --> 00:40:16,500
Yes, but he spoke to her.

778
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:18,190
There must be some explanation.

779
00:40:18,190 --> 00:40:19,500
There is.

780
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:20,470
Please forgive me.

781
00:40:20,470 --> 00:40:21,750
I'm quite possibly wrong

782
00:40:21,750 --> 00:40:23,740
but l have known cases...

783
00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:24,670
when a sudden shock or blow has

784
00:40:24,670 --> 00:40:26,160
induced the most vivid impressions.

785
00:40:26,160 --> 00:40:29,250
-I understand. You don't believe me.

786
00:40:29,250 --> 00:40:31,770
-It's not a question of belief.

787
00:40:31,770 --> 00:40:33,650
Even a concussion may have curious

788
00:40:33,650 --> 00:40:36,530
effects upon an imaginative person.

789
00:40:36,530 --> 00:40:38,230
I can remember every little detail.

790
00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:40,819
Her name. Miss Froy. Everything.

791
00:40:40,819 --> 00:40:42,609
So interesting.

792
00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:43,750
If one had time...

793
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:46,440
one could trace the cause

794
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,790
of the hallucination.

795
00:40:47,790 --> 00:40:48,240
-Hallucination?

796
00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:49,589
-Precisely. There is no Miss Froy.

797
00:40:49,589 --> 00:40:51,730
-Just a vivid subjective image.

798
00:40:51,730 --> 00:40:54,640
-But I met her last night at the hotel.

799
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,540
-You thought you did.

800
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,160
-What about her name?

801
00:40:57,160 --> 00:40:59,460
A past association. An advertisement,

802
00:40:59,460 --> 00:41:01,839
a character subconsciously remembered.

803
00:41:01,839 --> 00:41:05,300
No, there is no reason to be afraid,

804
00:41:05,300 --> 00:41:10,500
if you are quiet and relaxed.

805
00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,970
Thank you very much.

806
00:41:13,970 --> 00:41:20,040
Dravake. If you will excuse me, this

807
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:25,240
is where my patient comes aboard.

808
00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:26,970
Excuse me.

809
00:41:26,970 --> 00:41:28,700
Most interesting.

810
00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,440
We're stopping.

811
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:36,500
This is our first stop, isn't it?

812
00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:41,400
Miss Froy must still be on the train.

813
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:42,400
You look out this window

814
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,990
and see if she gets off this side.

815
00:41:43,990 --> 00:41:44,790
I'll take the other.

816
00:41:44,790 --> 00:41:45,190
Most interesting.

817
00:41:45,190 --> 00:41:46,180
What was she dressed in?

818
00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:46,980
Scotch tweeds, wasn't it?

819
00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:47,380
-Oatmeal tweeds.

820
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,690
-I knew it had to do with porridge.

821
00:41:49,690 --> 00:41:51,339
How long does it take

822
00:41:51,339 --> 00:41:58,339
to get a divorce?

823
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:10,869
-Eric?

824
00:42:10,869 --> 00:42:17,869
-I'm sorry. l wasn't listening.

825
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:27,930
How long does it take

826
00:42:27,930 --> 00:42:28,930
to get a divorce?

827
00:42:28,930 --> 00:42:29,430
That depends.

828
00:42:29,430 --> 00:42:29,680
Why?

829
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:33,630
I was wondering if we could take

830
00:42:33,630 --> 00:42:37,349
our honey moon next spring.

831
00:42:37,349 --> 00:42:38,440
The official one.

832
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:39,270
The difficulties are considerable.

833
00:42:39,270 --> 00:42:41,260
The courts are very crowded now.

834
00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:42,790
I suppose we barristers

835
00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:44,770
ought not to complain about this.

836
00:42:44,770 --> 00:42:47,770
With conditions as they are now, my

837
00:42:47,770 --> 00:42:49,690
chances of becoming a judge are rosy.

838
00:42:49,690 --> 00:42:51,500
-That is, if nothing untoward occurs.

839
00:42:51,500 --> 00:42:53,109
-Like being mixed up in a divorce?

840
00:42:53,109 --> 00:43:00,109
In the first careless rapture of yours

841
00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:02,740
you didn't care what happened.

842
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,430
The law, like Caesar's wife,

843
00:43:04,430 --> 00:43:05,920
must be above all suspicion.

844
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,020
Even when the law spends six

845
00:43:07,020 --> 00:43:08,890
weeks with Caesar's wife?

846
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:11,020
I know why you are running around

847
00:43:11,020 --> 00:43:12,920
like a scared rabbit...

848
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,410
-and why lied so elaborately just now.

849
00:43:16,410 --> 00:43:16,710
-I lied?

850
00:43:16,710 --> 00:43:17,760
Yes, to those people in the corridor.

851
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:20,220
I heard every word you said.

852
00:43:20,220 --> 00:43:22,680
I didn't wish to be

853
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,589
mixed up in an enquiry.

854
00:43:24,589 --> 00:43:25,960
Enquiry? Just because a little

855
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:26,900
woman can't be found?

856
00:43:26,900 --> 00:43:28,099
That girl was making a fuss.

857
00:43:28,099 --> 00:43:29,430
If the woman had disappeared...

858
00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:30,760
and I'd admitted to seeing her, we

859
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,170
might have become vital witnesses.

860
00:43:33,170 --> 00:43:34,280
My name might appear

861
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,319
in the papers with yours.

862
00:43:36,319 --> 00:43:37,480
A scandal that might

863
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:44,480
lead anywhere, anywhere.

864
00:43:45,599 --> 00:43:52,599
Yes, I suppose you are right.

865
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,309
-Nobody?

866
00:44:00,309 --> 00:44:02,470
-Nobody.

867
00:44:02,470 --> 00:44:09,470
I just saw bits of orange peel

868
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:13,920
and paper bag coming out my side.

869
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:17,069
I know there's a Miss Froy.

870
00:44:17,069 --> 00:44:19,960
She's as real as you are.

871
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,400
That's what you

872
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,890
say and you believe it.

873
00:44:22,890 --> 00:44:24,550
But there isn't anybody else

874
00:44:24,550 --> 00:44:25,890
who has seen her.

875
00:44:25,890 --> 00:44:26,309
-I saw her. I think.

876
00:44:26,309 --> 00:44:26,559
-You did?

877
00:44:26,450 --> 00:44:26,800
-A little woman in tweeds.

878
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:27,050
-Yes.

879
00:44:26,869 --> 00:44:27,240
-With a three quarter coat.

880
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:27,520
-With a scarf.

881
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,089
That's right. I saw her when

882
00:44:28,089 --> 00:44:28,460
you passed the compartment.

883
00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:29,260
I knew I was right. But your husband

884
00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:30,230
said he didn't see her.

885
00:44:30,230 --> 00:44:32,859
He didn't notice, but as soon as he

886
00:44:32,859 --> 00:44:34,829
mentioned it, I remembered at once.

887
00:44:34,829 --> 00:44:36,150
You win. This calls for action.

888
00:44:36,150 --> 00:44:37,520
Would you make a statement?

889
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:38,099
Of course,

890
00:44:38,099 --> 00:44:38,970
if it helps.

891
00:44:38,970 --> 00:44:40,349
Pardon, my patient has just arrived.

892
00:44:40,349 --> 00:44:41,559
The most fascinating complication.

893
00:44:41,559 --> 00:44:43,329
We have news for you.

894
00:44:43,329 --> 00:44:44,710
This lady saw Mrs. Froy.

895
00:44:44,710 --> 00:44:44,960
-So.

896
00:44:44,940 --> 00:44:46,540
-We are going to search the train.

897
00:44:46,540 --> 00:44:48,140
-You must think of a fresh theory.

898
00:44:48,140 --> 00:44:49,339
-It is not necessary.

899
00:44:49,339 --> 00:44:50,819
My theory was perfectly good.

900
00:44:50,819 --> 00:44:52,359
The facts were misleading.

901
00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:53,430
I hope you will find

902
00:44:53,430 --> 00:44:53,990
your friend.

903
00:44:53,990 --> 00:44:57,569
-I'll be right here if you want me.

904
00:44:57,569 --> 00:45:03,109
-OK. Come along.

905
00:45:03,109 --> 00:45:08,700
I was going to mention that

906
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:10,819
I told that girl I'd seen her friend.

907
00:45:10,819 --> 00:45:11,329
-Have you taken leave of your senses?

908
00:45:11,329 --> 00:45:13,410
-On the contrary, I've come to them.

909
00:45:13,410 --> 00:45:15,280
What do you mean?

910
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,440
If there is a scandal, there'll be

911
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,839
a divorce. You couldn't let me down.

912
00:45:19,839 --> 00:45:21,329
You'd have to do the decent thing

913
00:45:21,329 --> 00:45:23,280
as only you know how.

914
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:25,520
You forgot one very important

915
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,420
thing, Margaret...

916
00:45:26,420 --> 00:45:27,780
your husband would divorce you,

917
00:45:27,780 --> 00:45:28,730
no doubt.

918
00:45:28,730 --> 00:45:30,040
But my wife

919
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:32,220
will never divorce me.

920
00:45:32,220 --> 00:45:34,500
It may seem crazy to you, but

921
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,300
you're going to search the train.

922
00:45:36,300 --> 00:45:38,109
Down there, they look for you.

923
00:45:38,109 --> 00:45:39,319
Your friend come back.

924
00:45:39,319 --> 00:45:40,609
Come back?

925
00:45:40,609 --> 00:45:43,150
But what happened?

926
00:45:43,150 --> 00:45:44,030
You go see.

927
00:45:44,030 --> 00:45:45,359
She tell you.

928
00:45:45,359 --> 00:45:48,390
All right Athleston, relax. The crisis

929
00:45:48,390 --> 00:45:55,390
is over. Come on, let's join the lady.

930
00:45:57,119 --> 00:45:59,300
Miss Froy.

931
00:45:59,300 --> 00:46:03,670
That isn't Miss Froy.

932
00:46:03,670 --> 00:46:05,849
-Isn't it?

933
00:46:05,849 --> 00:46:06,940
-No.

934
00:46:06,940 --> 00:46:10,869
-It's silly to say, but are you Miss Froy?

935
00:46:10,869 --> 00:46:12,210
-No, I am Madame Kummer.

936
00:46:12,210 --> 00:46:13,780
She helped you into the carriage

937
00:46:13,780 --> 00:46:16,430
and went to see some friends.

938
00:46:16,430 --> 00:46:21,210
As you spoke about an English lady she

939
00:46:21,210 --> 00:46:22,670
didn't connect her with Mme Kummer.

940
00:46:22,670 --> 00:46:23,900
But she wasn't the lady.

941
00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:24,970
It was Miss Froy.

942
00:46:24,970 --> 00:46:26,609
-Oatmeal tweeds, blue handkerchief...

943
00:46:26,609 --> 00:46:29,660
-Yes, it's all the same, but it isn't her.

944
00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:31,760
When did you say you first

945
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:33,220
met this Miss Froy?

946
00:46:33,220 --> 00:46:34,390
Last night at the hotel.

947
00:46:34,390 --> 00:46:36,270
-Was she wearing a costume like this?

948
00:46:36,270 --> 00:46:38,020
-Yes, I think she was.

949
00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:38,540
Then I apologise.

950
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:39,190
You did meet her.

951
00:46:39,190 --> 00:46:40,589
But not on the train.

952
00:46:40,589 --> 00:46:44,020
In your subconscious mind...

953
00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:45,069
you substituted the face of

954
00:46:45,069 --> 00:46:46,500
Mme Kummer with Miss Froy's.

955
00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:48,180
But I didn't. I couldn't have,

956
00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:49,430
I talked to her here.

957
00:46:49,430 --> 00:46:50,530
That's easily settled, there's

958
00:46:50,530 --> 00:46:51,910
a woman who said she saw her.

959
00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:53,380
If the lady wouldn't mind.

960
00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:55,700
What a gift of languages

961
00:46:55,700 --> 00:46:57,270
the fellow's got.

962
00:46:57,270 --> 00:47:00,690
-Is this the woman you saw?

963
00:47:00,690 --> 00:47:07,690
-It isn't a bit like her, is it?

964
00:47:10,309 --> 00:47:11,510
Yes,

965
00:47:11,510 --> 00:47:13,670
she's the woman.

966
00:47:13,670 --> 00:47:17,760
-But it isn't. I tell you it isn't.

967
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,300
-Are you sure?

968
00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:19,809
-Perfectly.

969
00:47:19,809 --> 00:47:21,859
-She isn't. She isn't.

970
00:47:21,859 --> 00:47:23,400
I'm so sorry

971
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:26,339
to have troubled you.

972
00:47:26,339 --> 00:47:28,900
Aren't you going

973
00:47:28,900 --> 00:47:31,460
to say anything?

974
00:47:31,460 --> 00:47:35,730
-You might at least gloat.

975
00:47:35,730 --> 00:47:40,849
-What am l expected to say?

976
00:47:40,849 --> 00:47:44,270
You only did it

977
00:47:44,270 --> 00:47:45,800
to save your own skin.

978
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,059
She was lying. l saw it in her face.

979
00:47:49,059 --> 00:47:50,500
They're all lying. But why?

980
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,930
Why don't you sit

981
00:47:51,930 --> 00:47:53,720
down and take it easy.

982
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,280
Do you believe this nonsense

983
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,430
about substituting faces?

984
00:47:56,430 --> 00:47:57,960
I think any change

985
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,480
would be an improvement.

986
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,829
Miss Froy was on this train, and

987
00:48:01,829 --> 00:48:03,000
nothing will convince me otherwise.

988
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,589
Must you follow

989
00:48:04,589 --> 00:48:06,900
me round like a pet dog?

990
00:48:06,900 --> 00:48:11,160
-A watch dog. l have better instincts.

991
00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:11,770
-Goodbye.

992
00:48:11,770 --> 00:48:16,980
The Doctor was right.

993
00:48:16,980 --> 00:48:23,980
I never saw Miss Froy on the train.

994
00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:31,599
-It didn't happen, l know now.

995
00:48:31,599 --> 00:48:35,250
-Glad you're taking it like that.

996
00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:37,690
Forget all about it.

997
00:48:37,690 --> 00:48:41,069
Make your mind a blank.

998
00:48:41,069 --> 00:48:41,770
Watch me,

999
00:48:41,770 --> 00:48:43,240
you can't go wrong.

1000
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:44,420
What about a spot

1001
00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:51,420
of something to eat?

1002
00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:52,829
-Anything.

1003
00:48:52,829 --> 00:48:55,130
-That's right, come along.

1004
00:48:55,130 --> 00:48:58,000
-Would you like some air?

1005
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,579
-Thanks.

1006
00:48:58,579 --> 00:49:00,880
-Could you eat something?

1007
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,609
-I could try.

1008
00:49:02,609 --> 00:49:05,640
That's the spirit. You'll feel

1009
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,760
a different girl tomorrow.

1010
00:49:07,760 --> 00:49:14,119
I hope so. I don't want to meet

1011
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:15,849
my fiance a nervous wreck.

1012
00:49:15,849 --> 00:49:16,540
-Your what?

1013
00:49:16,540 --> 00:49:18,270
-I'm being married on Thursday.

1014
00:49:18,270 --> 00:49:20,339
-You're sure you're not imagining that?

1015
00:49:20,339 --> 00:49:20,680
-Positive.

1016
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,410
-I was afraid so. Food.

1017
00:49:22,410 --> 00:49:23,290
-I couldn't face it.

1018
00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:25,099
Do you mind if I talk

1019
00:49:25,099 --> 00:49:26,309
with my mouth full?

1020
00:49:26,309 --> 00:49:27,220
If you must.

1021
00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:29,890
-Want to hear about my early life?

1022
00:49:29,890 --> 00:49:32,099
-I don't think so.

1023
00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:32,760
Since you press me,

1024
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:33,010
I'll begin with my father.

1025
00:49:32,890 --> 00:49:33,970
It's remarkable how many great

1026
00:49:33,970 --> 00:49:35,440
men began with their fathers.

1027
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,510
-Something to drink?

1028
00:49:36,510 --> 00:49:39,010
-No. Yes. A cup of tea, please.

1029
00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:41,859
One tea and no soup for the lady.

1030
00:49:41,859 --> 00:49:43,339
My father was a colourful character.

1031
00:49:43,339 --> 00:49:45,880
Amongst other things, he was strongly

1032
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,020
addicted to you'll never guess.

1033
00:49:48,020 --> 00:49:49,349
Harriman's Herbal Tea.

1034
00:49:49,349 --> 00:49:50,690
-No, double scotches.

1035
00:49:50,690 --> 00:49:52,910
-A million Mexicans drink it.

1036
00:49:52,910 --> 00:49:54,690
-Maybe, but Father didn't.

1037
00:49:54,690 --> 00:49:57,210
-Miss Froy gave a packet to the waiter.

1038
00:49:57,210 --> 00:49:58,770
-A packet of what?

1039
00:49:58,770 --> 00:49:59,859
-Harriman's Herbal Tea.

1040
00:49:59,859 --> 00:50:01,250
It was the only sort she liked.

1041
00:50:01,250 --> 00:50:03,040
We agreed you were going to make

1042
00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,130
your mind a complete blank.

1043
00:50:04,130 --> 00:50:06,390
-It's so real. I'm sure it happened.

1044
00:50:06,390 --> 00:50:09,559
-Did we or did we not?

1045
00:50:09,559 --> 00:50:11,140
We did. Sorry.

1046
00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:13,780
Tell me about your father.

1047
00:50:13,780 --> 00:50:15,880
-My father was a very remarkable man.

1048
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,549
-Did he play the clarinet?

1049
00:50:17,549 --> 00:50:21,720
He did. In fact he never put it down

1050
00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:23,490
unless it became absolutely necessary.

1051
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:24,369
I couldn't help inheriting

1052
00:50:24,369 --> 00:50:26,520
his love of music.

1053
00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:27,599
-Why not?

1054
00:50:27,599 --> 00:50:30,839
-That was all he left me.

1055
00:50:30,839 --> 00:50:32,460
You're remarkably attractive.

1056
00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:35,160
Has anyone ever told you?

1057
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,319
We were discussing you.

1058
00:50:37,319 --> 00:50:41,099
-Yes, of course. Do you like me?

1059
00:50:41,099 --> 00:50:42,180
-Not much.

1060
00:50:42,180 --> 00:50:44,990
I paid my father's debts and went

1061
00:50:44,990 --> 00:50:46,440
away before they cashed the cheques.

1062
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:47,440
I'm writing a book

1063
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:48,480
on folk dancing.

1064
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,420
-Would you like to buy a copy?

1065
00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,290
-I'd love to.

1066
00:50:51,290 --> 00:50:52,030
-When does it see the light of day?

1067
00:50:52,030 --> 00:50:52,280
-In about four years.

1068
00:50:52,030 --> 00:50:54,630
-That's a very long time.

1069
00:50:54,630 --> 00:50:58,760
-It's a very long book.

1070
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,020
Do you know why

1071
00:51:00,020 --> 00:51:01,079
you fascinate me?

1072
00:51:01,079 --> 00:51:02,710
I'll tell you. You have the great

1073
00:51:02,710 --> 00:51:04,130
qualities I used to admire in my father.

1074
00:51:04,130 --> 00:51:05,220
You've no manners at all, and

1075
00:51:05,220 --> 00:51:11,380
you're always seeing things.

1076
00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:16,000
-What's the matter?

1077
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,540
-Look!

1078
00:51:17,540 --> 00:51:20,619
-It's gone!

1079
00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:21,510
-What's gone?

1080
00:51:21,510 --> 00:51:22,130
Miss Froy's name

1081
00:51:22,130 --> 00:51:23,170
on the window.

1082
00:51:23,170 --> 00:51:25,400
You must have seen it.

1083
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,790
She's on the train.

1084
00:51:28,790 --> 00:51:30,480
Steady! Steady!

1085
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,420
We've got to find her. Something's

1086
00:51:32,420 --> 00:51:33,760
happening to her. Stop the train.

1087
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,809
Listen everybody. There's a

1088
00:51:36,809 --> 00:51:37,510
woman on the train, Miss Froy...

1089
00:51:37,510 --> 00:51:38,450
you must have seen her.

1090
00:51:38,450 --> 00:51:39,869
They hide her somewhere.

1091
00:51:39,869 --> 00:51:40,569
I appeal to you

1092
00:51:40,569 --> 00:51:42,359
all to stop the train.

1093
00:51:42,359 --> 00:51:43,690
Please help me.

1094
00:51:43,690 --> 00:51:45,470
Please stop the train.

1095
00:51:45,470 --> 00:51:46,500
Do you hear me?

1096
00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,760
Do something before it's too late!

1097
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:55,760
I know you think I'm crazy, but I'm not.

1098
00:51:56,619 --> 00:52:03,619
For heaven's sake, stop this train.

1099
00:52:04,089 --> 00:52:07,819
Leave me alone.

1100
00:52:07,819 --> 00:52:11,549
Leave me alone.

1101
00:52:11,549 --> 00:52:15,290
Ten minutes late

1102
00:52:15,290 --> 00:52:18,140
thanks to that girl.

1103
00:52:18,140 --> 00:52:20,690
Any more tricks and we shall be

1104
00:52:20,690 --> 00:52:25,299
late for the last day of the match.

1105
00:52:25,299 --> 00:52:31,700
-You couldn't put it to her in some way.

1106
00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:32,020
-What?

1107
00:52:32,020 --> 00:52:34,299
-People just don't vanish and so forth.

1108
00:52:34,299 --> 00:52:35,140
-But she has.

1109
00:52:35,140 --> 00:52:35,440
What?

1110
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:35,730
Vanished.

1111
00:52:35,730 --> 00:52:36,030
-Who?

1112
00:52:36,030 --> 00:52:36,920
-The old dame.

1113
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:37,210
-Yes.

1114
00:52:37,210 --> 00:52:37,510
-Well?

1115
00:52:37,510 --> 00:52:38,690
-But how could she?

1116
00:52:38,690 --> 00:52:38,990
-What?

1117
00:52:38,990 --> 00:52:39,290
-Vanish.

1118
00:52:39,290 --> 00:52:40,180
-I don't know.

1119
00:52:40,180 --> 00:52:41,950
That just explains my point. People

1120
00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:44,569
just don't disappear into thin air.

1121
00:52:44,569 --> 00:52:46,369
-It's done in India.

1122
00:52:46,369 --> 00:52:47,309
-What?

1123
00:52:47,309 --> 00:52:50,109
The rope trick.

1124
00:52:50,109 --> 00:52:54,109
Oh that. It never comes

1125
00:52:54,109 --> 00:52:55,059
out in a photograph.

1126
00:52:55,059 --> 00:52:57,020
In half an hour we stop at Morsken,

1127
00:52:57,020 --> 00:52:58,250
just before the border.

1128
00:52:58,250 --> 00:52:59,700
I will leave there with my

1129
00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:01,910
patient for the National Hospital.

1130
00:53:01,910 --> 00:53:03,480
If you will come with me, you could

1131
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,470
stay overnight in a private ward.

1132
00:53:05,470 --> 00:53:07,140
-You need peace and rest.

1133
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:08,329
-Sorry, nothing doing.

1134
00:53:08,329 --> 00:53:11,450
-Isn't there anything we can do?

1135
00:53:11,450 --> 00:53:16,670
-Yes, find Miss Froy.

1136
00:53:16,670 --> 00:53:21,549
If she does not rest

1137
00:53:21,549 --> 00:53:23,470
I will not answer for her.

1138
00:53:23,470 --> 00:53:25,490
It will be best if you persuade her.

1139
00:53:25,490 --> 00:53:26,579
She likes you.

1140
00:53:26,579 --> 00:53:33,579
I'm as popular as a dose

1141
00:53:35,410 --> 00:53:42,349
of strychnine.

1142
00:53:42,349 --> 00:53:49,349
If coated with sugar,

1143
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:58,920
she may swallow it.

1144
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:07,690
Cosmopolitan train.

1145
00:54:07,690 --> 00:54:14,690
People of all nations.

1146
00:54:18,210 --> 00:54:22,450
I've just seen at least a million

1147
00:54:22,450 --> 00:54:27,980
Mexicans in the corridor.

1148
00:54:27,980 --> 00:54:28,290
Think over what

1149
00:54:28,290 --> 00:54:28,799
Doctor Hertz said.

1150
00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:29,359
If you feel like changing

1151
00:54:29,359 --> 00:54:29,930
your mind, I'll be around.

1152
00:54:29,930 --> 00:54:34,369
-What's all the mystery?

1153
00:54:34,369 --> 00:54:41,369
-You're right.

1154
00:54:42,690 --> 00:54:44,930
Miss Froy is on the this train.

1155
00:54:44,930 --> 00:54:46,349
I've just seen that packet of tea.

1156
00:54:46,349 --> 00:54:47,160
They chucked it out

1157
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:47,770
with the rubbish.

1158
00:54:47,770 --> 00:54:49,180
-You're late. She may be dead now.

1159
00:54:49,180 --> 00:54:50,890
-Dead or alive...

1160
00:54:50,890 --> 00:54:52,750
Anyway, I remember once spending

1161
00:54:52,750 --> 00:54:53,819
a bank holiday at Brighton...

1162
00:54:53,819 --> 00:54:56,359
Let's search this train. There's

1163
00:54:56,359 --> 00:55:03,359
something definitely queer in the air.

1164
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:11,520
It's 
a supply service

1165
00:55:16,450 --> 00:55:21,420
for trunk murderers.

1166
00:55:21,420 --> 00:55:26,160
What's this?

1167
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:33,160
-It's all right, It's only us.

1168
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,490
-Hurry up. Quickly.

1169
00:55:40,490 --> 00:55:43,730
Maybe it's Miss Froy

1170
00:55:43,730 --> 00:55:44,260
bewitched.

1171
00:55:44,260 --> 00:55:46,910
I refused to be discouraged.

1172
00:55:46,910 --> 00:55:50,089
Faint heart never found old lady.

1173
00:55:50,089 --> 00:55:52,730
-Do you know anything about her?

1174
00:55:52,730 --> 00:55:53,119
-No.

1175
00:55:53,119 --> 00:55:54,530
Only that she is a governess

1176
00:55:54,530 --> 00:55:55,630
going home.

1177
00:55:55,630 --> 00:55:59,109
-What is this thing?

1178
00:55:59,109 --> 00:56:00,849
-Can't imagine.

1179
00:56:00,849 --> 00:56:03,470
There might be

1180
00:56:03,470 --> 00:56:06,079
something down here.

1181
00:56:06,079 --> 00:56:08,690
-What on earth!

1182
00:56:08,690 --> 00:56:11,309
-Our Italian friend.

1183
00:56:11,309 --> 00:56:14,660
I've got it. There.

1184
00:56:14,660 --> 00:56:15,579
The Great Doppo.

1185
00:56:15,579 --> 00:56:17,210
-His visiting card. Look!

1186
00:56:17,210 --> 00:56:21,940
-What's it say?

1187
00:56:21,940 --> 00:56:23,799
The Great Doppo. Magician,

1188
00:56:23,799 --> 00:56:24,980
illusionist, mind reader...

1189
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:28,119
he will appear in all the towns and

1190
00:56:28,119 --> 00:56:30,430
cities. See his fascinating act...

1191
00:56:30,430 --> 00:56:32,500
-The Vanishing Lady.

1192
00:56:32,500 --> 00:56:34,569
-The Vanishing Lady.

1193
00:56:34,569 --> 00:56:36,680
-Perhaps that's the explanation.

1194
00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:37,150
-What?

1195
00:56:37,150 --> 00:56:39,089
-Maybe he's practising on Miss Froy.

1196
00:56:39,089 --> 00:56:41,190
-Perhaps it's a publicity stunt.

1197
00:56:41,190 --> 00:56:42,220
No. That wouldn't account for

1198
00:56:42,220 --> 00:56:43,000
the Baroness or Madame Kummer.

1199
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:43,470
-What's your theory?

1200
00:56:43,470 --> 00:56:44,250
-l don't know. My theory?

1201
00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:44,720
I'll tell you.

1202
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:45,030
Oh dear.

1203
00:56:45,030 --> 00:56:49,280
I can't get this one.

1204
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:54,900
-Where are you?

1205
00:56:54,900 --> 00:57:01,900
-Here with a smell of camphor balls.

1206
00:57:08,010 --> 00:57:10,470
-I can't see you.

1207
00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:11,339
-I'm about somewhere.

1208
00:57:11,339 --> 00:57:13,049
-Here I am. Where are you?

1209
00:57:13,049 --> 00:57:14,490
-I don't know.

1210
00:57:14,490 --> 00:57:20,030
That's what comes of not saying

1211
00:57:20,030 --> 00:57:20,950
Abracadabra.

1212
00:57:20,950 --> 00:57:23,720
-Are you hurt?

1213
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:25,569
-Not much.

1214
00:57:25,569 --> 00:57:28,410
-Come and sit down over here.

1215
00:57:28,410 --> 00:57:30,170
-What is this thing?

1216
00:57:30,170 --> 00:57:32,359
In magic circles, we cal

1217
00:57:32,359 --> 00:57:34,119
it the disappearing cabinet.

1218
00:57:34,119 --> 00:57:37,280
-You get inside and vanish.

1219
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,799
-So I noticed.

1220
00:57:38,799 --> 00:57:41,920
-You were about to tell me your theory.

1221
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:42,700
-My theory.

1222
00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:45,430
My theory, dear Watson, is that we

1223
00:57:45,430 --> 00:57:47,359
are in very deep waters indeed.

1224
00:57:47,359 --> 00:57:50,970
Thank you. Let us marshal our facts

1225
00:57:50,970 --> 00:57:54,230
over a pipeful of Baker Street shag.

1226
00:57:54,230 --> 00:57:55,940
A little old lady disappears. Everyone

1227
00:57:55,940 --> 00:57:58,539
that saw her says she wasn't there.

1228
00:57:58,539 --> 00:57:58,920
Right?

1229
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:01,910
But she was. Therefore, they did see

1230
00:58:01,910 --> 00:58:04,619
her. Therefor, they are lying. Why?

1231
00:58:04,619 --> 00:58:07,329
-I don't know. I'm just Watson.

1232
00:58:07,329 --> 00:58:10,049
-Don't bury yourself it the part.

1233
00:58:10,049 --> 00:58:10,299
Because they

1234
00:58:10,180 --> 00:58:11,539
daren't face an enquiry...

1235
00:58:11,539 --> 00:58:12,450
because Miss Froy's probably

1236
00:58:12,450 --> 00:58:13,859
still somewhere on the train.

1237
00:58:13,859 --> 00:58:15,960
-I told you that hours ago.

1238
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,010
-So you did.

1239
00:58:17,010 --> 00:58:18,299
For that you shall have

1240
00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:19,289
a trichonoply cigar.

1241
00:58:19,289 --> 00:58:21,140
There's only one thing left to

1242
00:58:21,140 --> 00:58:24,280
do. Search the train in disguise.

1243
00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,049
As what?

1244
00:58:26,049 --> 00:58:28,700
-Old English gentleman.

1245
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:32,240
-They'd see through you.

1246
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,900
Perhaps you're right.

1247
00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:38,710
Will Hay. ''No, boys, which one of

1248
00:58:38,710 --> 00:58:40,000
you has stolen Miss Froy? Own up.''

1249
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:41,609
-Those glasses. Give them to me.

1250
00:58:41,609 --> 00:58:42,250
-Why?

1251
00:58:42,250 --> 00:58:43,420
-They're Miss Froy's.

1252
00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:44,430
-Are you sure?

1253
00:58:44,430 --> 00:58:46,109
They're the same. Gold rimmed.

1254
00:58:46,109 --> 00:58:47,789
Where did you find them?

1255
00:58:47,789 --> 00:58:49,710
-On the floor. The glass is broken.

1256
00:58:49,710 --> 00:58:50,950
-Probably in the struggle.

1257
00:58:50,950 --> 00:58:52,190
Pick up the glass.

1258
00:58:52,190 --> 00:58:53,740
Do you realise that this is our first

1259
00:58:53,740 --> 00:58:56,000
piece of really tangible proof?

1260
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,819
That's the lot.

1261
00:58:57,819 --> 00:59:01,460
Will you give me those spectacles.

1262
00:59:01,460 --> 00:59:05,099
They belong to me. My spectacles.

1263
00:59:05,099 --> 00:59:05,710
Yours?

1264
00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:07,530
Are you sure?

1265
00:59:07,530 --> 00:59:11,970
Naughty. That's a very large nose

1266
00:59:11,970 --> 00:59:15,680
for a very small pair of spectacles.

1267
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:16,859
Is that the game?

1268
00:59:16,859 --> 00:59:19,920
We'll see about that.

1269
00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:25,630
These are Miss Froy's glasses.

1270
00:59:25,630 --> 00:59:32,619
She's been in here and you know it.

1271
00:59:32,619 --> 00:59:36,359
Well don't stand hoping about like

1272
00:59:36,359 --> 00:59:41,190
a referee, co-operate. Kick him.

1273
00:59:41,190 --> 00:59:44,660
That doesn't help.

1274
00:59:44,660 --> 00:59:50,430
Quick, pull his ears back.

1275
00:59:50,430 --> 00:59:53,309
Give them a twist.

1276
00:59:53,309 --> 00:59:58,660
He's got a knife!

1277
00:59:58,660 --> 01:00:05,660
Get hold of it before

1278
01:00:19,809 --> 01:00:25,520
he cuts a slice off me.

1279
01:00:25,520 --> 01:00:29,220
I can't reach it.

1280
01:00:29,220 --> 01:00:31,069
Well done.

1281
01:00:31,069 --> 01:00:36,619
We know how that thing works.

1282
01:00:36,619 --> 01:00:40,329
Come out of there.

1283
01:00:40,329 --> 01:00:45,780
Is he out, do you think?

1284
01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:51,299
We've got to hide somewhere.

1285
01:00:51,299 --> 01:00:58,299
-I wonder what's in here?

1286
01:01:00,940 --> 01:01:04,799
-Hurry up!

1287
01:01:04,799 --> 01:01:08,650
It's empty.

1288
01:01:08,650 --> 01:01:14,440
Bring him along.

1289
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,180
-What's the matter?

1290
01:01:17,180 --> 01:01:22,069
-Garlic. I'll be all right in a minute.

1291
01:01:22,069 --> 01:01:24,680
-Here, hold on to this.

1292
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:25,200
-Yes.

1293
01:01:25,200 --> 01:01:26,940
We know that Miss Froy

1294
01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:28,069
was on this train...

1295
01:01:28,069 --> 01:01:29,619
and that our friend

1296
01:01:29,619 --> 01:01:31,940
had something to do with it.

1297
01:01:31,940 --> 01:01:33,880
That ought to keep him.

1298
01:01:33,880 --> 01:01:35,829
Hard work, but worth it.

1299
01:01:35,829 --> 01:01:37,049
Let's have the evidence.

1300
01:01:37,049 --> 01:01:37,520
-Evidence?

1301
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:38,920
-Yes, the glasses.

1302
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:40,319
You've got them.

1303
01:01:40,319 --> 01:01:43,740
No, I haven't got them.

1304
01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:45,869
He's got them.

1305
01:01:45,869 --> 01:01:51,200
He isn't there.

1306
01:01:51,200 --> 01:01:52,980
Snookered.

1307
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:54,670
It's a false bottom.

1308
01:01:54,670 --> 01:01:58,230
-The twister! He's a contortionist.

1309
01:01:58,230 --> 01:01:59,400
-He's gone all right.

1310
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:00,410
To find the others

1311
01:02:00,410 --> 01:02:01,490
and make more trouble.

1312
01:02:01,490 --> 01:02:03,710
We can't fight the whole train.

1313
01:02:03,710 --> 01:02:05,559
-But who can we trust?

1314
01:02:05,559 --> 01:02:06,670
-That's the snag.

1315
01:02:06,670 --> 01:02:08,299
-There's the Doctor Hartz person.

1316
01:02:08,299 --> 01:02:10,640
-Yes, you're right. He might help.

1317
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:10,900
-Let's tell him the symptoms.

1318
01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:13,829
-All right. Wait a minute.

1319
01:02:13,829 --> 01:02:20,829
This is the one.

1320
01:02:24,930 --> 01:02:31,930
He's not there.

1321
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:40,250
-I've had a particularly idiotic idea.

1322
01:02:42,619 --> 01:02:44,140
-I can't believe that.

1323
01:02:44,140 --> 01:02:46,039
Suppose that patient in there

1324
01:02:46,039 --> 01:02:47,130
is Miss Froy.

1325
01:02:47,130 --> 01:02:48,450
But it didn't come on the train until

1326
01:02:48,450 --> 01:02:51,569
after Miss Froy had disappeared.

1327
01:02:51,569 --> 01:02:58,569
That's why it's an idiotic idea.

1328
01:03:03,579 --> 01:03:10,579
Let's find the doctor.

1329
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:18,099
-No, wait a minute.

1330
01:03:18,099 --> 01:03:18,390
-What is it?

1331
01:03:18,390 --> 01:03:18,970
-Notice anything wrong with that nun?

1332
01:03:18,970 --> 01:03:19,220
-No.

1333
01:03:19,069 --> 01:03:19,839
I don't think she's a nun at all.

1334
01:03:19,839 --> 01:03:20,329
They don't wear high heels.

1335
01:03:20,329 --> 01:03:22,450
You're right. Did you see Mme

1336
01:03:22,450 --> 01:03:25,079
Kummer get on the train?

1337
01:03:25,079 --> 01:03:25,329
No.

1338
01:03:25,099 --> 01:03:25,500
Supposing they decoyed Miss Froy

1339
01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:27,589
into the luggage van and hid her.

1340
01:03:27,589 --> 01:03:29,920
At the first stop the patient comes

1341
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:30,460
abroad. Head injury, all wrapped up.

1342
01:03:30,460 --> 01:03:33,059
The patient is Madame Kummer

1343
01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:34,660
and she becomes Miss Froy...

1344
01:03:34,660 --> 01:03:37,780
and Miss Froy becomes that.

1345
01:03:37,780 --> 01:03:44,730
But why go to all this trouble to

1346
01:03:44,730 --> 01:03:50,670
kidnap a little harmless governess?

1347
01:03:50,670 --> 01:03:53,039
It isn't a governess at all.

1348
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:55,109
Perhaps it's some political thing.

1349
01:03:55,109 --> 01:03:55,940
Let's investigate.

1350
01:03:55,940 --> 01:03:58,420
You'll just have to put up

1351
01:03:58,420 --> 01:03:59,400
with it in English.

1352
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:00,789
Can we take a look at your patient,

1353
01:04:00,789 --> 01:04:01,180
please? Thank you.

1354
01:04:01,180 --> 01:04:08,180
Keep an eye on the nun.

1355
01:04:08,319 --> 01:04:10,990
What are you doing here?

1356
01:04:10,990 --> 01:04:13,440
Why are you in here?

1357
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:15,530
This is a most serious accident case.

1358
01:04:15,530 --> 01:04:17,220
You have no business to be here.

1359
01:04:17,220 --> 01:04:20,799
We want you to undo the bandages

1360
01:04:20,799 --> 01:04:22,349
and let us see your patients face.

1361
01:04:22,349 --> 01:04:23,359
Are you out of your senses?

1362
01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:25,559
There is no face there.

1363
01:04:25,559 --> 01:04:27,420
Nothing but lumps of new flesh.

1364
01:04:27,420 --> 01:04:29,890
The case has lost so much blood...

1365
01:04:29,890 --> 01:04:30,609
nothing but a transfusion

1366
01:04:30,609 --> 01:04:31,230
can save him.

1367
01:04:31,230 --> 01:04:32,490
What do you want me to do?

1368
01:04:32,490 --> 01:04:33,180
Murder my patient?

1369
01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:36,109
-You're sure that this is your patient?

1370
01:04:36,109 --> 01:04:38,720
-We believe it's Miss Froy.

1371
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,410
You can't be serious. What on

1372
01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:46,780
earth put such ideas into your heads?

1373
01:04:46,780 --> 01:04:49,829
-I understand she is deaf and dumb.

1374
01:04:49,829 --> 01:04:50,279
-But she may lip read.

1375
01:04:50,279 --> 01:04:51,910
That's possible. In that case, perhaps

1376
01:04:51,910 --> 01:04:54,619
you will join me in the dining car?

1377
01:04:54,619 --> 01:04:58,599
I'll be with you in a moment. I want to be

1378
01:04:58,599 --> 01:05:00,970
certain my patient hasn't been disturbed.

1379
01:05:00,970 --> 01:05:07,869
How do I know how they cottoned on?

1380
01:05:07,869 --> 01:05:13,049
Somebody must have tipped them off.

1381
01:05:13,049 --> 01:05:16,279
-You never said the girl was English.

1382
01:05:16,279 --> 01:05:17,589
-What difference does it make?

1383
01:05:17,589 --> 01:05:20,130
In a few minutes, I will order three

1384
01:05:20,130 --> 01:05:21,720
drinks in the dining car.

1385
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:23,390
Mine will be Chartreuse.

1386
01:05:23,390 --> 01:05:25,359
One of the stewards is working

1387
01:05:25,359 --> 01:05:32,359
for us. Listen carefully.

1388
01:05:35,359 --> 01:05:42,359
There's that girl again.

1389
01:05:45,359 --> 01:05:50,430
Seems to have recovered.

1390
01:05:50,430 --> 01:05:50,680
Lucky it blew over.

1391
01:05:50,539 --> 01:05:52,260
-You'll tell me what it's all about?

1392
01:05:52,260 --> 01:05:54,819
-Have you actually seen your patient?

1393
01:05:54,819 --> 01:05:56,630
No, l received a message to pick

1394
01:05:56,630 --> 01:05:57,869
the case up and operate at Morsken.

1395
01:05:57,869 --> 01:05:59,660
-How do you know its not Miss Froy.

1396
01:05:59,660 --> 01:06:02,180
-We think there's been a change.

1397
01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:05,210
You think that someone has...

1398
01:06:05,210 --> 01:06:07,059
I want a green chartreuse.

1399
01:06:07,059 --> 01:06:08,089
Won't you join me?

1400
01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:09,069
-I'll like a large brandy, please.

1401
01:06:09,069 --> 01:06:09,390
-And you?

1402
01:06:09,390 --> 01:06:09,880
-Nothing, thank you.

1403
01:06:09,880 --> 01:06:11,089
-It'll do you good.

1404
01:06:11,089 --> 01:06:13,839
You are very tired.

1405
01:06:13,839 --> 01:06:17,270
It will pick you up.

1406
01:06:17,270 --> 01:06:20,210
-All right, just a small one.

1407
01:06:20,210 --> 01:06:25,230
-2 brandies and a Chartreuse.

1408
01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:26,079
Do you know anything about the nun

1409
01:06:26,079 --> 01:06:30,240
who is looking after the patient?

1410
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,099
Nun? No. She is from the convent

1411
01:06:31,099 --> 01:06:32,569
where the accident occurred.

1412
01:06:32,569 --> 01:06:35,039
Don't you think it is curious that

1413
01:06:35,039 --> 01:06:36,799
she's wearing high heeled shoes?

1414
01:06:36,799 --> 01:06:38,920
Is she? That is rather curious,

1415
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:39,630
isn't it?

1416
01:06:39,630 --> 01:06:42,010
A conspiracy.

1417
01:06:42,010 --> 01:06:43,049
That's all it can be.

1418
01:06:43,049 --> 01:06:44,230
These people on the train say

1419
01:06:44,230 --> 01:06:46,240
they haven't seen Miss Froy.

1420
01:06:46,240 --> 01:06:46,980
We know because

1421
01:06:46,980 --> 01:06:49,140
in the luggage van...

1422
01:06:49,140 --> 01:06:50,760
She's off again!

1423
01:06:50,760 --> 01:06:53,740
Puts the lid on our getting back

1424
01:06:53,740 --> 01:06:55,750
in time, if she did.

1425
01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:56,760
Then this fellow from

1426
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:57,520
the carriage, Doppo...

1427
01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:57,960
he came along

1428
01:06:57,960 --> 01:06:59,140
and grabbed the glasses.

1429
01:06:59,140 --> 01:06:59,980
Then we went for him

1430
01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:01,089
and had a fight.

1431
01:07:01,089 --> 01:07:02,670
-A fight?

1432
01:07:02,670 --> 01:07:05,829
-We knocked him out.

1433
01:07:05,829 --> 01:07:11,369
-Seems to have made a speedy recovery.

1434
01:07:11,369 --> 01:07:13,789
-Yes. That's just bluff.

1435
01:07:13,789 --> 01:07:20,789
How could he be involved in a

1436
01:07:22,799 --> 01:07:27,960
conspiracy? Look at the poor fellow.

1437
01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,789
He's just a harmless traveller.

1438
01:07:29,789 --> 01:07:31,390
He's a musical artist on a tour

1439
01:07:31,390 --> 01:07:31,809
of Bandrika.

1440
01:07:31,809 --> 01:07:32,799
The Baroness' husband is

1441
01:07:32,799 --> 01:07:34,020
Minister of Propaganda.

1442
01:07:34,020 --> 01:07:34,779
One word from her and

1443
01:07:34,779 --> 01:07:36,460
his tour would be cancelled.

1444
01:07:36,460 --> 01:07:37,250
I see.

1445
01:07:37,250 --> 01:07:38,460
And the stewards would got a

1446
01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:43,670
nice cosy brick wall to lean against.

1447
01:07:43,670 --> 01:07:45,770
But tell me about

1448
01:07:45,770 --> 01:07:47,180
the two English travellers.

1449
01:07:47,180 --> 01:07:49,200
-They also denied seeing her?

1450
01:07:49,200 --> 01:07:50,420
-British diplomacy, doctor.

1451
01:07:50,420 --> 01:07:51,589
Never climb a fence if you can sit

1452
01:07:51,589 --> 01:07:55,200
on it. Old Foreign Office proverb.

1453
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:55,970
Why should someone want

1454
01:07:55,970 --> 01:07:57,809
to dispose of the old lady?

1455
01:07:57,809 --> 01:07:59,750
That stumps us. All we know is she

1456
01:07:59,750 --> 01:08:05,319
was on this train and now she's...

1457
01:08:05,319 --> 01:08:06,440
gone.

1458
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:10,400
If you're right, it means the whole

1459
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:11,680
train is against us.

1460
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:14,559
What are we going to do?

1461
01:08:14,559 --> 01:08:16,410
In view of what you've just told me,

1462
01:08:16,410 --> 01:08:18,670
I'll risk examining my patient.

1463
01:08:18,670 --> 01:08:22,069
We mustn't act suspiciously.

1464
01:08:22,069 --> 01:08:25,689
Behave as if nothing had happened.

1465
01:08:25,689 --> 01:08:31,430
Drink, that'll steady your nerves.

1466
01:08:31,430 --> 01:08:36,180
To our health. And may

1467
01:08:36,180 --> 01:08:38,689
our enemies, if they exist...

1468
01:08:38,689 --> 01:08:39,330
be unconscious of

1469
01:08:39,330 --> 01:08:44,049
our purpose.

1470
01:08:44,049 --> 01:08:51,049
Let's go. We

1471
01:08:51,140 --> 01:08:58,140
must hurry now.

1472
01:08:58,220 --> 01:09:02,950
Come on,

1473
01:09:02,950 --> 01:09:07,670
drink up.

1474
01:09:07,670 --> 01:09:10,520
Wait in here.

1475
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:11,979
Right you are.

1476
01:09:11,979 --> 01:09:12,950
-Anything wrong?

1477
01:09:12,950 --> 01:09:13,439
-Nothing.

1478
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:13,990
Except they noticed you

1479
01:09:13,990 --> 01:09:16,160
were wearing high heels.

1480
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:19,130
But it makes no difference.

1481
01:09:19,130 --> 01:09:20,899
We shall reach Morsken

1482
01:09:20,899 --> 01:09:23,520
in 3 minutes.

1483
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:28,600
Quite an eventful journey.

1484
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:29,870
Well?

1485
01:09:29,870 --> 01:09:31,140
Yes,

1486
01:09:31,140 --> 01:09:33,049
the patient is Miss Froy.

1487
01:09:33,049 --> 01:09:34,740
She will be taken off

1488
01:09:34,740 --> 01:09:36,430
the train in 3 minutes.

1489
01:09:36,430 --> 01:09:39,130
She will be removed to the hospital

1490
01:09:39,130 --> 01:09:40,760
there and operated on.

1491
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,819
The operation will

1492
01:09:42,819 --> 01:09:44,870
not be successful.

1493
01:09:44,870 --> 01:09:48,170
I should perhaps explain that the

1494
01:09:48,170 --> 01:09:55,170
operation will be performed by me.

1495
01:10:00,090 --> 01:10:02,170
I am in this conspiracy

1496
01:10:02,170 --> 01:10:02,420
as you term it.

1497
01:10:02,330 --> 01:10:06,980
You are a very

1498
01:10:06,980 --> 01:10:08,140
alert young couple...

1499
01:10:08,140 --> 01:10:10,050
but it's quite useless for you to

1500
01:10:10,050 --> 01:10:13,610
think of a way out of your dilemma.

1501
01:10:13,610 --> 01:10:15,220
The drink you've had now, l regret to

1502
01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:18,240
say, contained a quantity of Hydrocin.

1503
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:21,170
Hydrocin is a very little known

1504
01:10:21,170 --> 01:10:23,610
drug which has the effect...

1505
01:10:23,610 --> 01:10:25,980
of paralysing the brain and

1506
01:10:25,980 --> 01:10:27,570
rendering the victim unconscious...

1507
01:10:27,570 --> 01:10:29,170
for a considerable period.

1508
01:10:29,170 --> 01:10:31,240
In a larger quantity,

1509
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:33,960
it induces madness.

1510
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:39,560
However the dose was

1511
01:10:39,560 --> 01:10:43,760
a normal one.

1512
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:45,900
Soon you will join your

1513
01:10:45,900 --> 01:10:46,820
young friend.

1514
01:10:46,820 --> 01:10:50,080
Need l say how sorry l am feeling

1515
01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:56,650
to take such a melodramatic course.

1516
01:10:56,650 --> 01:10:57,940
But your persistent meddling

1517
01:10:57,940 --> 01:11:04,940
made it necessary.

1518
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:15,590
Are you all right?

1519
01:11:15,590 --> 01:11:17,800
You must have fainted.

1520
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,390
There is a woman next door

1521
01:11:19,390 --> 01:11:20,080
going to be murdered...

1522
01:11:20,080 --> 01:11:20,930
and we've got to get moving

1523
01:11:20,930 --> 01:11:22,960
before this stuff takes effect.

1524
01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:25,160
If you keep on the go you

1525
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:26,340
can stay awake.

1526
01:11:26,340 --> 01:11:28,020
Right, come on,

1527
01:11:28,020 --> 01:11:29,700
let's get going.

1528
01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:30,430
It's locked.

1529
01:11:30,430 --> 01:11:33,830
We can't go that way.

1530
01:11:33,830 --> 01:11:35,870
We'll be spotted.

1531
01:11:35,870 --> 01:11:38,590
-You can't do that!

1532
01:11:38,590 --> 01:11:42,670
-Don't worry, it's only next door...

1533
01:11:42,670 --> 01:11:49,670
you carry on keeping fit,

1534
01:11:54,420 --> 01:12:01,420
touch your toes...

1535
01:12:03,170 --> 01:12:10,170
stand your head, do anything

1536
01:12:17,770 --> 01:12:24,770
but fall asleep.

1537
01:12:26,520 --> 01:12:27,790
You needn't be afraid,

1538
01:12:27,790 --> 01:12:29,660
it is Miss Froy.

1539
01:12:29,660 --> 01:12:32,750
It's all right,

1540
01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:33,550
you haven't been drugged.

1541
01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:34,810
He told me to put something

1542
01:12:34,810 --> 01:12:36,350
in your drinks but l didn't do it.

1543
01:12:36,350 --> 01:12:37,070
Who the devil are you?

1544
01:12:37,070 --> 01:12:37,480
He said you were deaf and dumb.

1545
01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:39,870
Never mind about that now, if you

1546
01:12:39,870 --> 01:12:46,870
want to save her you've got to hurry.

1547
01:12:48,290 --> 01:12:53,620
What's gonna happen now?

1548
01:12:53,620 --> 01:13:00,290
Let's hold them off until

1549
01:13:00,290 --> 01:13:02,950
past Morsken...

1550
01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:08,080
the frontier's a few miles

1551
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:10,520
beyond the station.

1552
01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:10,770
Come on,

1553
01:13:10,750 --> 01:13:12,430
there's still time.

1554
01:13:12,430 --> 01:13:14,530
That's Morsken.

1555
01:13:14,530 --> 01:13:15,750
Have you finished?

1556
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:16,000
Come on,

1557
01:13:15,950 --> 01:13:16,200
Miss Froy.

1558
01:13:16,150 --> 01:13:17,850
Come on kid, you're not drugged,

1559
01:13:17,850 --> 01:13:19,200
I'll explain later. Abracadabra.

1560
01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:21,230
-Miss Froy, I can't believe it!

1561
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:25,320
-Thank you. Thank you very much.

1562
01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:26,840
Careful.

1563
01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:28,360
Ready?

1564
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:29,880
Yes.

1565
01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:36,880
-Are you all right, Miss Froy?

1566
01:13:39,020 --> 01:13:43,580
-Yes, thank you.

1567
01:13:43,580 --> 01:13:50,580
It's rather like the rush hour

1568
01:14:50,470 --> 01:14:57,470
on the underground.
We're slowing down.

1569
01:15:28,150 --> 01:15:31,070
I'm sorry you've had such an

1570
01:15:31,070 --> 01:15:38,070
uncomfortable journey, Miss Froy.

1571
01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:47,000
Get back on the train.

1572
01:15:53,690 --> 01:16:00,690
I hope nothing goes wrong.

1573
01:16:07,380 --> 01:16:14,380
Aren't we stopping

1574
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:22,600
rather a long time?

1575
01:16:26,550 --> 01:16:29,960
The ambulance is going.

1576
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:36,960
We'll be off in a jiffy.

1577
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:48,830
Another couple of minutes,

1578
01:16:48,830 --> 01:16:49,950
we'll be over the border.

1579
01:16:49,950 --> 01:16:54,790
I've been well paid and I've done

1580
01:16:54,790 --> 01:16:57,560
dirty work for it...

1581
01:16:57,560 --> 01:17:00,060
but this was murder and she is

1582
01:17:00,060 --> 01:17:00,640
an English woman.

1583
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:01,620
-You are Bandrieken.

1584
01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:03,270
-My husband was, but I'm English.

1585
01:17:03,270 --> 01:17:04,400
You were going to butcher

1586
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:05,540
her in cold blood.

1587
01:17:05,540 --> 01:17:07,670
Your little diversion made it necessary

1588
01:17:07,670 --> 01:17:10,690
not only to remove the lady...

1589
01:17:10,690 --> 01:17:12,240
but two others as well.

1590
01:17:12,240 --> 01:17:14,590
You can' t do that.

1591
01:17:14,590 --> 01:17:17,500
It'd be fool to permit the existence

1592
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,870
of anyone who cannot be trusted.

1593
01:17:19,870 --> 01:17:23,490
-You wouldn't dare. l know too much.

1594
01:17:23,490 --> 01:17:25,010
-Precisely.

1595
01:17:25,010 --> 01:17:31,080
I think we're over

1596
01:17:31,080 --> 01:17:35,630
the border now.

1597
01:17:35,630 --> 01:17:36,850
You can come out,

1598
01:17:36,850 --> 01:17:37,580
Miss Froy.

1599
01:17:37,580 --> 01:17:39,770
-Bless me. What an unpleasant journey.

1600
01:17:39,770 --> 01:17:40,500
-Never mind.

1601
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:43,490
You shall have a corner seat for the

1602
01:17:43,490 --> 01:17:44,700
rest of the way. There you are.

1603
01:17:44,700 --> 01:17:44,950
Now that it's over, you ought

1604
01:17:44,770 --> 01:17:46,380
to tell us what it's all about.

1605
01:17:46,380 --> 01:17:50,420
What was that scream?

1606
01:17:50,420 --> 01:17:55,460
-It was the train whistle.

1607
01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:59,500
-It was the woman.

1608
01:17:59,500 --> 01:18:01,520
Be careful.

1609
01:18:01,520 --> 01:18:04,500
We're on a branch line and they've

1610
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,390
slipped the rear of the train.

1611
01:18:06,390 --> 01:18:07,230
Oh dear!

1612
01:18:07,230 --> 01:18:09,210
Why are these people going

1613
01:18:09,210 --> 01:18:11,900
to these lengths to get hold of you?

1614
01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:12,780
I haven't the faintest idea.

1615
01:18:12,780 --> 01:18:13,560
I'm a children's governess...

1616
01:18:13,560 --> 01:18:14,340
I think they've made

1617
01:18:14,340 --> 01:18:14,930
some terrible mistake.

1618
01:18:14,930 --> 01:18:16,100
Why are holding out on us?

1619
01:18:16,100 --> 01:18:16,680
Tell the truth.

1620
01:18:16,680 --> 01:18:18,410
You got us involved in this fantastic

1621
01:18:18,410 --> 01:18:19,970
plot you might at least trust us.

1622
01:18:19,970 --> 01:18:21,960
I really don't know...

1623
01:18:21,960 --> 01:18:23,950
-Is there anyone else?

1624
01:18:23,950 --> 01:18:26,440
-There's only the dining cart...

1625
01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:28,430
but there won't be

1626
01:18:28,430 --> 01:18:29,920
anybody there now.

1627
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:33,410
What do you make it, tea time?

1628
01:18:33,410 --> 01:18:35,790
I'll go have a look.

1629
01:18:35,790 --> 01:18:37,580
Come on.

1630
01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:41,140
We'd better stick together.

1631
01:18:41,140 --> 01:18:43,060
There's the old girl

1632
01:18:43,060 --> 01:18:43,860
turned up.

1633
01:18:43,860 --> 01:18:47,040
Told you there was lots of fuss about

1634
01:18:47,040 --> 01:18:49,360
nothing. Bolt must have jammed.

1635
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:51,680
I've got something to say.

1636
01:18:51,680 --> 01:18:52,610
Please listen.

1637
01:18:52,610 --> 01:18:53,890
An attempt has been made

1638
01:18:53,890 --> 01:18:55,450
to abduct this lady by force.

1639
01:18:55,450 --> 01:18:56,540
I believe they are

1640
01:18:56,540 --> 01:18:57,770
going to try again.

1641
01:18:57,770 --> 01:18:58,610
What's the fellow

1642
01:18:58,610 --> 01:18:59,170
drivelling about?

1643
01:18:59,170 --> 01:19:01,730
Look out of the window. This train's

1644
01:19:01,730 --> 01:19:03,210
been diverted to a branch line.

1645
01:19:03,210 --> 01:19:05,000
What are you talking about?

1646
01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,550
Abduction, diverted trains...

1647
01:19:06,550 --> 01:19:08,440
-We're telling the truth.

1648
01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:09,500
-I'm not interested.

1649
01:19:09,500 --> 01:19:10,400
You've annoyed us long enough

1650
01:19:10,400 --> 01:19:11,580
with your ridiculous stories.

1651
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:12,750
You've got hold of

1652
01:19:12,750 --> 01:19:14,520
the wrong end of the stick.

1653
01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:15,690
-These things don't happen.

1654
01:19:15,690 --> 01:19:17,520
-We're not in England now.

1655
01:19:17,520 --> 01:19:21,620
-I don't see the difference.

1656
01:19:21,620 --> 01:19:23,260
-We're stopping.

1657
01:19:23,260 --> 01:19:25,090
You see those cars? They're

1658
01:19:25,090 --> 01:19:27,430
here to take Miss Froy away.

1659
01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:28,310
Nonsense.

1660
01:19:28,310 --> 01:19:33,610
There go a couple of people.

1661
01:19:33,610 --> 01:19:33,860
The cars have come

1662
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,020
to pick them up.

1663
01:19:35,020 --> 01:19:36,430
Then why uncoupling

1664
01:19:36,430 --> 01:19:37,900
the train and diverting it.

1665
01:19:37,900 --> 01:19:38,320
Uncoupling?

1666
01:19:38,320 --> 01:19:39,320
There's no train

1667
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:42,060
beyond the sleeping car.

1668
01:19:42,060 --> 01:19:44,790
There must be. Our bags are

1669
01:19:44,790 --> 01:19:45,480
in the First Class carriage.

1670
01:19:45,480 --> 01:19:45,730
Not any longer.

1671
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:46,070
Would you like to take a look?

1672
01:19:46,070 --> 01:19:46,650
If this is a practical joke, l warn

1673
01:19:46,650 --> 01:19:50,900
you I shan't think it very funny.

1674
01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:52,470
Good Lord!

1675
01:19:52,470 --> 01:19:54,830
Bring some brandy.

1676
01:19:54,830 --> 01:19:58,760
You don't suppose there's something

1677
01:19:58,760 --> 01:19:59,790
in this fellow's story, Caldicott.

1678
01:19:59,790 --> 01:20:01,680
-Seems a bit queer.

1679
01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:07,170
-People don't go about tying up nuns.

1680
01:20:07,170 --> 01:20:08,740
Someone's coming.

1681
01:20:08,740 --> 01:20:15,740
They can't possibly do anything

1682
01:20:17,170 --> 01:20:24,170
to us. We're British subjects.

1683
01:20:37,310 --> 01:20:37,780
I have come

1684
01:20:37,780 --> 01:20:39,880
to offer sincere apologies.

1685
01:20:39,880 --> 01:20:41,330
An extremely serious

1686
01:20:41,330 --> 01:20:42,870
incident has occurred.

1687
01:20:42,870 --> 01:20:44,890
An attempt has been made to interfere

1688
01:20:44,890 --> 01:20:47,060
with passengers on this train.

1689
01:20:47,060 --> 01:20:47,950
Fortunately it was brought

1690
01:20:47,950 --> 01:20:49,810
to the notice of the authorities.

1691
01:20:49,810 --> 01:20:51,230
If you will accompany me

1692
01:20:51,230 --> 01:20:51,790
to Morsken...

1693
01:20:51,790 --> 01:20:53,160
I will inform the British

1694
01:20:53,160 --> 01:20:53,990
Embassy at once.

1695
01:20:53,990 --> 01:20:55,470
Ladies and Gentlemen,

1696
01:20:55,470 --> 01:20:58,150
the cars are at your disposal.

1697
01:20:58,150 --> 01:21:00,220
We're grateful. It's lucky

1698
01:21:00,220 --> 01:21:02,460
some of you speak English.

1699
01:21:02,460 --> 01:21:03,840
-I was at Oxford.

1700
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:06,060
-Really, so was I.

1701
01:21:06,060 --> 01:21:07,330
This woman is trying

1702
01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:08,330
to say something.

1703
01:21:08,330 --> 01:21:09,220
I don't understand

1704
01:21:09,220 --> 01:21:12,830
but it may be important.

1705
01:21:12,830 --> 01:21:14,970
-Would you...

1706
01:21:14,970 --> 01:21:16,040
-Certainly.

1707
01:21:16,040 --> 01:21:16,830
-That's fixed him.

1708
01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:18,830
-That's all right. He's only stunned.

1709
01:21:18,830 --> 01:21:20,830
-What did you to that for?

1710
01:21:20,830 --> 01:21:21,630
-I was at Cambridge.

1711
01:21:21,630 --> 01:21:22,080
But you heard

1712
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:23,390
what he said, didn't you?

1713
01:21:23,390 --> 01:21:24,910
I heard what she said. That was

1714
01:21:24,910 --> 01:21:26,500
a trick to get us off the train.

1715
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:28,080
I don't believe it. The explanation

1716
01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:28,910
was quite satisfactory.

1717
01:21:28,910 --> 01:21:31,420
This might cause a war.

1718
01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:35,140
I'm going to tell them it's up to us

1719
01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:40,720
to apologise and put the matter right.

1720
01:21:40,720 --> 01:21:47,720
-You were right. Do you mind?

1721
01:21:52,180 --> 01:21:54,090
-Certainly.

1722
01:21:54,090 --> 01:22:01,090
Looks as if they mean business.

1723
01:22:05,550 --> 01:22:11,270
It would mean

1724
01:22:11,270 --> 01:22:13,050
an international situation.

1725
01:22:13,050 --> 01:22:16,660
It's happened before.

1726
01:22:16,660 --> 01:22:19,070
-They're coming.

1727
01:22:19,070 --> 01:22:26,070
-Don't let them in. They'll murder us.

1728
01:22:27,500 --> 01:22:34,500
They daren't let us go now.

1729
01:22:34,730 --> 01:22:39,380
-I order you to surrender at once.

1730
01:22:39,380 --> 01:22:40,420
-Nothing doing.

1731
01:22:40,420 --> 01:22:42,890
-If you come any nearer I'll fire.

1732
01:22:42,890 --> 01:22:43,970
-I've warned you.

1733
01:22:43,970 --> 01:22:45,040
Better take cover.

1734
01:22:45,040 --> 01:22:46,830
They'll start any minute now.

1735
01:22:46,830 --> 01:22:51,060
-Nasty jam. Don't like the look of it.

1736
01:22:51,060 --> 01:22:51,880
-Got plenty of ammunition.

1737
01:22:51,880 --> 01:22:52,500
-Whole pouch full.

1738
01:22:52,500 --> 01:22:52,750
-Good.

1739
01:22:52,700 --> 01:22:53,320
-Duck down, you.

1740
01:22:53,320 --> 01:22:55,180
-I'm not going to fight. It's madness.

1741
01:22:55,180 --> 01:22:58,030
It's safer to protest down here.

1742
01:22:58,030 --> 01:23:02,960
They're trying to work

1743
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:04,410
round to the other side.

1744
01:23:04,410 --> 01:23:04,770
You're behaving

1745
01:23:04,770 --> 01:23:06,190
like a pack of fools.

1746
01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:06,770
What chance have we got

1747
01:23:06,770 --> 01:23:08,000
against those armed men?

1748
01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:08,830
You heard what the

1749
01:23:08,830 --> 01:23:11,750
Mother Superior said.

1750
01:23:11,750 --> 01:23:18,750
If we surrender now,

1751
01:23:20,060 --> 01:23:27,060
we're in for it.

1752
01:23:28,370 --> 01:23:30,690
We'll never get to

1753
01:23:30,690 --> 01:23:31,760
the match now.

1754
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:34,670
Give it to me.

1755
01:23:34,670 --> 01:23:37,580
Give it to me.

1756
01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:38,400
-What's going on here?

1757
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:39,220
-He's got a gun and he won't use it.

1758
01:23:39,220 --> 01:23:41,890
I won't be a party to this sort

1759
01:23:41,890 --> 01:23:44,960
of thing. I don't believe in fighting.

1760
01:23:44,960 --> 01:23:47,080
Pacifist? Won't work. Christians

1761
01:23:47,080 --> 01:23:47,790
tried it and got thrown to the lions.

1762
01:23:47,790 --> 01:23:48,040
Come on,

1763
01:23:47,790 --> 01:23:48,040
hand it over.

1764
01:23:47,790 --> 01:23:48,150
I'm not afraid to use it.

1765
01:23:48,150 --> 01:23:48,600
Probably more used to it.

1766
01:23:48,600 --> 01:23:51,050
I once won a box of cigars.

1767
01:23:51,050 --> 01:23:52,970
He's talking rot.

1768
01:23:52,970 --> 01:23:55,540
He's a good shot.

1769
01:23:55,540 --> 01:23:58,950
Hope the old hand hasn't lost it's

1770
01:23:58,950 --> 01:24:01,560
cunning. I'm inclined to believe...

1771
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:02,440
that there's some

1772
01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:04,620
rational explanation to all this.

1773
01:24:04,620 --> 01:24:05,500
Rotten shot,

1774
01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:07,680
only knocked his head off.

1775
01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:10,310
Would you mind if we talk

1776
01:24:10,310 --> 01:24:11,660
for a minute?

1777
01:24:11,660 --> 01:24:13,470
-What, now?

1778
01:24:13,470 --> 01:24:17,080
-Please, it's very important.

1779
01:24:17,080 --> 01:24:19,850
-Hang on to this for me, will you?

1780
01:24:19,850 --> 01:24:20,760
-All right. I'll hold the fort.

1781
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:26,460
It's safer along here.

1782
01:24:26,460 --> 01:24:28,030
You come in too.

1783
01:24:28,030 --> 01:24:34,740
I just wanted to tell you that

1784
01:24:34,740 --> 01:24:41,240
I must be getting along now.

1785
01:24:41,240 --> 01:24:43,000
You'll never get away.

1786
01:24:43,000 --> 01:24:44,770
You'll be shot down.

1787
01:24:44,770 --> 01:24:46,980
I must take the risk.

1788
01:24:46,980 --> 01:24:48,400
If I'm unlucky and you get

1789
01:24:48,400 --> 01:24:50,680
through, take back a message...

1790
01:24:50,680 --> 01:24:51,570
to Mr. Callendar

1791
01:24:51,570 --> 01:24:52,840
at the Foreign Office.

1792
01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:54,430
-Then you are a spy.

1793
01:24:54,430 --> 01:24:56,090
-I think that is such a grim word.

1794
01:24:56,090 --> 01:24:58,250
What is the message?

1795
01:24:58,250 --> 01:24:58,930
It's a tune.

1796
01:24:58,930 --> 01:25:01,620
It contains, in code...

1797
01:25:01,620 --> 01:25:03,140
the vital clause of a secret pact

1798
01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:04,770
between two European countries.

1799
01:25:04,770 --> 01:25:06,700
I want you to memorise it.

1800
01:25:06,700 --> 01:25:08,550
The first part goes like this...

1801
01:25:08,550 --> 01:25:10,190
I'd better write it down.

1802
01:25:10,190 --> 01:25:12,600
Let me a piece of paper.

1803
01:25:12,600 --> 01:25:16,100
I was brought up on music.

1804
01:25:16,100 --> 01:25:18,430
I can memorise anything.

1805
01:25:18,430 --> 01:25:19,600
Very well.

1806
01:25:19,600 --> 01:25:20,480
The old girl's

1807
01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:22,110
gone off her rocker.

1808
01:25:22,110 --> 01:25:24,960
Face it, those swines will go on

1809
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:27,400
firing till they kill us all.

1810
01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:28,620
For goodness sake,

1811
01:25:28,620 --> 01:25:29,850
shut up, Eric.

1812
01:25:29,850 --> 01:25:31,060
Now we've got

1813
01:25:31,060 --> 01:25:32,670
two chances instead of one.

1814
01:25:32,670 --> 01:25:33,240
-You're sure you'll remember it?

1815
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:33,580
-I won't stop whistling it.

1816
01:25:33,580 --> 01:25:36,360
-I suppose this is my best way out?

1817
01:25:36,360 --> 01:25:38,800
-Yes, just about.

1818
01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:41,060
But even if you do get away

1819
01:25:41,060 --> 01:25:42,440
they'll stop you at the frontier.

1820
01:25:42,440 --> 01:25:43,590
-We can't let her go.

1821
01:25:43,590 --> 01:25:44,740
-You're taking a big risk.

1822
01:25:44,740 --> 01:25:46,810
In this sort of job one

1823
01:25:46,810 --> 01:25:48,750
must take risks.

1824
01:25:48,750 --> 01:25:50,040
I'm grateful to you both

1825
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:51,330
for all you've done.

1826
01:25:51,330 --> 01:25:53,000
I do hope and pray no harm

1827
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:56,870
will come to you...

1828
01:25:56,870 --> 01:25:58,380
and that we shall

1829
01:25:58,380 --> 01:25:59,690
all meet again.

1830
01:25:59,690 --> 01:26:02,310
-I hope so too. Good luck.

1831
01:26:02,310 --> 01:26:03,190
-Good luck.

1832
01:26:03,190 --> 01:26:05,380
-Will you help me out?

1833
01:26:05,380 --> 01:26:06,250
-Yes, rather.

1834
01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:11,910
Take the weight, on top,

1835
01:26:11,910 --> 01:26:18,910
right you are, I've got you.

1836
01:26:21,980 --> 01:26:23,660
Goodbye.

1837
01:26:23,660 --> 01:26:28,700
-Was she hit?

1838
01:26:28,700 --> 01:26:33,730
-I'm not sure.

1839
01:26:33,730 --> 01:26:39,770
-That's the end of my twelve.

1840
01:26:39,770 --> 01:26:41,190
-There's not much left here, either.

1841
01:26:41,190 --> 01:26:41,440
We've only got one chance.

1842
01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:44,880
We've got to get this train going.

1843
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:48,410
Go back to the main line and

1844
01:26:48,410 --> 01:26:49,990
try and cross the frontier.

1845
01:26:49,990 --> 01:26:51,630
That's a bit of a tall order.

1846
01:26:51,630 --> 01:26:52,330
Those drivers are not

1847
01:26:52,330 --> 01:26:53,080
likely to do as you tell them.

1848
01:26:53,080 --> 01:26:54,380
We'll bluff them with this.

1849
01:26:54,380 --> 01:26:55,570
Who's coming?

1850
01:26:55,570 --> 01:26:57,890
-You can count on me.

1851
01:26:57,890 --> 01:26:58,830
-Me too.

1852
01:26:58,830 --> 01:26:59,710
We can't all go.

1853
01:26:59,710 --> 01:27:00,980
You stay here...

1854
01:27:00,980 --> 01:27:01,980
If we have any luck we'll stop

1855
01:27:01,980 --> 01:27:03,340
the train at the point...

1856
01:27:03,340 --> 01:27:05,240
-and you switch them over.

1857
01:27:05,240 --> 01:27:05,620
-Okay.

1858
01:27:05,620 --> 01:27:07,430
You idiots, you're just

1859
01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:09,770
inviting death.

1860
01:27:09,770 --> 01:27:15,280
I've had enough.

1861
01:27:15,280 --> 01:27:16,830
Just because I try and avoid

1862
01:27:16,830 --> 01:27:17,530
being murdered...

1863
01:27:17,530 --> 01:27:20,720
I'm accused of pacifist. I'd rather

1864
01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:22,600
be called a rat than die like one.

1865
01:27:22,600 --> 01:27:24,520
If we give ourselves up, they

1866
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:26,440
daren't murder us in cold blood.

1867
01:27:26,440 --> 01:27:28,670
-They're bound to give us a trial.

1868
01:27:28,670 --> 01:27:29,310
-Stop gibbering.

1869
01:27:29,310 --> 01:27:30,770
-Nobody's listening to you.

1870
01:27:30,770 --> 01:27:35,740
-You go your way, I'll go mine.

1871
01:27:35,740 --> 01:27:39,290
-Where are you off to?

1872
01:27:39,290 --> 01:27:43,550
-I'm doing the only sensible thing.

1873
01:27:43,550 --> 01:27:48,510
Let him go if he wants to.

1874
01:27:48,510 --> 01:27:52,770
Don't please. Why aren't we going?

1875
01:27:52,770 --> 01:27:55,610
Why aren't we going?

1876
01:27:55,610 --> 01:27:59,150
They said we were going.

1877
01:27:59,150 --> 01:28:01,280
Why aren't we?

1878
01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:05,540
If only he can get us

1879
01:28:05,540 --> 01:28:08,380
away now. He must.

1880
01:28:08,380 --> 01:28:10,510
Only one left.

1881
01:28:10,510 --> 01:28:15,030
I'll keep that for a sitter.

1882
01:28:15,030 --> 01:28:18,910
They're moving away from the cars.

1883
01:28:18,910 --> 01:28:22,260
They're coming towards us.

1884
01:28:22,260 --> 01:28:28,120
-Pity we haven't a few more rounds.

1885
01:28:28,120 --> 01:28:29,800
-It's funny.

1886
01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:33,260
I told my husband when l left

1887
01:28:33,260 --> 01:28:37,740
him that l wouldn't see him again.

1888
01:28:37,740 --> 01:28:39,010
Gilbert!

1889
01:28:39,010 --> 01:28:40,280
Gilbert!

1890
01:28:40,280 --> 01:28:45,350
-By gad, we're off.

1891
01:28:45,350 --> 01:28:51,690
-This gives us a chance.

1892
01:28:51,690 --> 01:28:54,230
Come on,

1893
01:28:54,230 --> 01:28:56,770
keep going.

1894
01:28:56,770 --> 01:29:03,710
-Do you know how to control this?

1895
01:29:03,710 --> 01:29:10,410
-I watched the fellow start it.

1896
01:29:10,410 --> 01:29:16,000
I know something. Once drove

1897
01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:21,090
a miniature engine in Dymchurch.

1898
01:29:21,090 --> 01:29:26,160
Good. I'll look out

1899
01:29:26,160 --> 01:29:28,860
for the points.

1900
01:29:28,860 --> 01:29:34,580
Blighters are chasing us.

1901
01:29:34,580 --> 01:29:36,010
Look.

1902
01:29:36,010 --> 01:29:42,240
We can't have far to go.

1903
01:29:42,240 --> 01:29:43,730
It's time for me

1904
01:29:43,730 --> 01:29:45,230
to change the points.

1905
01:29:45,230 --> 01:29:46,800
We shall be in

1906
01:29:46,800 --> 01:29:48,310
neutral territory.

1907
01:29:48,310 --> 01:29:50,580
That's not necessary.

1908
01:29:50,580 --> 01:29:52,580
The points will not be

1909
01:29:52,580 --> 01:29:54,410
changed over.

1910
01:29:54,410 --> 01:29:58,910
Please be seated.

1911
01:29:58,910 --> 01:30:05,910
There they are, just ahead of us.

1912
01:30:07,170 --> 01:30:10,530
Do you think you can stop it?

1913
01:30:10,530 --> 01:30:11,480
Hope so.

1914
01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:12,830
You'll keep quite still until

1915
01:30:12,830 --> 01:30:15,210
my friends arrive.

1916
01:30:15,210 --> 01:30:18,530
If anyone leaves,

1917
01:30:18,530 --> 01:30:22,650
I shall have to shoot.

1918
01:30:22,650 --> 01:30:24,710
There's one thing

1919
01:30:24,710 --> 01:30:25,510
you don't know.

1920
01:30:25,510 --> 01:30:26,220
There's only one bullet left, if you

1921
01:30:26,220 --> 01:30:26,940
shoot me the others have a chance.

1922
01:30:26,940 --> 01:30:27,450
-You're in a difficult position.

1923
01:30:27,450 --> 01:30:27,960
-Sit down please.

1924
01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:28,210
All right.

1925
01:30:28,040 --> 01:30:35,040
Where the deviI's Charters?

1926
01:30:35,380 --> 01:30:42,380
Go ahead,

1927
01:30:42,670 --> 01:30:49,670
she's done it.

1928
01:30:53,610 --> 01:31:00,610
It's all right,

1929
01:31:08,690 --> 01:31:15,690
it's just my legs.

1930
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:26,460
Or as they say in English,

1931
01:31:26,460 --> 01:31:30,510
jolly good luck to them.

1932
01:31:30,510 --> 01:31:37,510
I'm glad that's over. Heaven knows

1933
01:31:40,720 --> 01:31:47,720
what the government will say about it.

1934
01:31:58,810 --> 01:32:04,680
-Nothing at all. They'll hush it up.

1935
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:05,150
-What?

1936
01:32:05,150 --> 01:32:07,460
Take your hand off that thing.

1937
01:32:07,460 --> 01:32:08,280
I've got to remember a tune.

1938
01:32:08,280 --> 01:32:08,530
Remember...

1939
01:32:08,450 --> 01:32:08,790
-Porter, sir?

1940
01:32:08,790 --> 01:32:09,130
-No, thanks.

1941
01:32:09,130 --> 01:32:09,480
We're home,

1942
01:32:09,480 --> 01:32:09,730
Gilbert.

1943
01:32:09,650 --> 01:32:10,510
Stop humming that awful tune.

1944
01:32:10,510 --> 01:32:13,630
You must know it backwards.

1945
01:32:13,630 --> 01:32:15,040
I'm not taking any risks.

1946
01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:17,020
-Charles will be here to meet you?

1947
01:32:17,020 --> 01:32:17,870
-I expect so.

1948
01:32:17,870 --> 01:32:18,310
You'll be pretty busy

1949
01:32:18,310 --> 01:32:19,610
between now and Thursday.

1950
01:32:19,610 --> 01:32:21,710
I could meet you for lunch

1951
01:32:21,710 --> 01:32:23,810
or dinner, if you'd like it.

1952
01:32:23,810 --> 01:32:24,160
Sorry,

1953
01:32:24,160 --> 01:32:25,570
I didn't mean that.

1954
01:32:25,570 --> 01:32:27,200
I've got to deliver this theme

1955
01:32:27,200 --> 01:32:28,220
song to Miss Froy...

1956
01:32:28,220 --> 01:32:29,610
and then I'm going to Yorkshire

1957
01:32:29,610 --> 01:32:30,970
and finish my book.

1958
01:32:30,970 --> 01:32:31,650
I see.

1959
01:32:31,650 --> 01:32:31,990
-Ready?

1960
01:32:31,990 --> 01:32:32,330
-Yes.

1961
01:32:32,330 --> 01:32:35,550
Ample time to catch the 6:50

1962
01:32:35,550 --> 01:32:42,160
to Manchester after all.

1963
01:32:42,160 --> 01:32:47,120
TEST MATCH ABANDONED

1964
01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:48,770
FLOODS

1965
01:32:48,770 --> 01:32:55,770
-Any sign of Charles yet?

1966
01:32:57,040 --> 01:33:04,040
-No, I can't see him.

1967
01:33:05,310 --> 01:33:07,360
Well, this is where

1968
01:33:07,360 --> 01:33:11,390
we say goodbye.

1969
01:33:11,390 --> 01:33:15,420
What's the matter?

1970
01:33:15,420 --> 01:33:16,760
Charles?

1971
01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:23,480
Yes, you heartless, callous, selfish,

1972
01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:26,170
swollen-headed beast...

1973
01:33:26,170 --> 01:33:31,540
-Are you going anywhere?

1974
01:33:31,540 --> 01:33:34,230
-Foreign Office.

1975
01:33:34,230 --> 01:33:36,690
-Where are we going on our honeymoon?

1976
01:33:36,690 --> 01:33:37,220
-Somewhere quiet.

1977
01:33:37,220 --> 01:33:37,760
Somewhere where

1978
01:33:37,760 --> 01:33:38,830
there are no trains.

1979
01:33:38,830 --> 01:33:39,630
Mr. Callendar will

1980
01:33:39,630 --> 01:33:40,430
see you now.

1981
01:33:40,430 --> 01:33:47,430
-Wait a minute. It's gone!

1982
01:33:53,570 --> 01:33:54,220
-What's gone?

1983
01:33:54,220 --> 01:33:55,700
-The tune. I've forgotten it!

1984
01:33:55,700 --> 01:33:56,300
-No! No!

1985
01:33:56,300 --> 01:33:57,190
Wait a minute.

1986
01:33:57,190 --> 01:33:58,070
Let me concentrate.

1987
01:33:58,070 --> 01:33:58,670
No, that's

1988
01:33:58,670 --> 01:34:02,260
the Wedding March.

1989
01:34:02,260 --> 01:34:07,630
It's awful. I've done nothing

1990
01:34:07,630 --> 01:34:09,740
but sing it since that day.

1991
01:34:09,740 --> 01:34:16,740
Now I've forgotten

1992
01:34:17,420 --> 01:34:24,420
it completely.

1993
01:34:30,940 --> 01:34:37,940
-Miss Froy!

1994
01:34:44,470 --> 01:34:51,470
-Well, I'll be hanged.