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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:05.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.21,0:00:08.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[APPLAUSE]\N>> I reference McDonald's a lot cause I go
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.25,0:00:09.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.33,0:00:12.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> I love the silence that follows that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.63,0:00:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,statement.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.24,0:00:15.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Like I just admitted to support dog
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.80,0:00:16.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fighting or something..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.97,0:00:21.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> How could you, McDonald's?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.81,0:00:24.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> It's fun telling people you go to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.32,0:00:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.00,0:00:28.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They always give you that look like,\NI didn't know I was better than you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.79,0:00:34.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> No one admits to going to McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.37,0:00:37.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They sell 6 billion hamburgers a day.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.84,0:00:40.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's only 300 million\Npeople in this country.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.59,0:00:46.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like, I'm not a calculus teacher,\Nbut I think everyone's lying.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.09,0:00:50.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> You ever been to McDonald's and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.17,0:00:51.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you see a friend for a second?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.27,0:00:52.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're like crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.43,0:00:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]\N>> Eventually,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.59,0:01:00.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm like, hey, hey, hey, what's going on?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.16,0:01:01.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> And they're just like,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.78,0:01:04.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just here for the 99 cent ATM,\Nwhat are you doing here, Jim?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.40,0:01:08.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> I'm just meeting a ****.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.67,0:01:12.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Certainly not eating here,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.79,0:01:14.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's for sure.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.04,0:01:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, he should be here by now, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.32,0:01:22.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]\N>> Cuz we all know better, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.75,0:01:27.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've all read the article, seen those\Ndocumentaries, it's the same message.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.13,0:01:29.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, McDonald's is really bad for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.81,0:01:33.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's very high in fat and calories, and we\Ndon't even know where the meat comes from.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.76,0:01:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> And we're all like, that's disgusting.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.76,0:01:40.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll have a Big Mac-\N>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.40,0:01:41.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> A large fry and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.72,0:01:44.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a two gallon drum of Diet Coke.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.60,0:01:48.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Cuz there's a McDonald's denial, and
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.12,0:01:49.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we all embrace it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.32,0:01:52.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No one's going in there innocent.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.23,0:01:56.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're walking into a red and\Nyellow building with a giant M over it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.02,0:01:59.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> What, is this a library?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.33,0:02:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> I'll get some fries while I'm here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.01,0:02:07.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Cuz those McDonald's fries are truly
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.32,0:02:08.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,amazing, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.31,0:02:10.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [APPLAUSE]\N>> Has your mother ever made anything
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.37,0:02:11.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as good as a McDonald's fry?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.75,0:02:14.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Not even close.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.95,0:02:17.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> We lie to ourselves when we eat
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.33,0:02:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.94,0:02:20.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're always like, they're so\Nthin, they couldn't be fattening.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.28,0:02:25.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> You ever eat too many McDonald's fries?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.38,0:02:26.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course not.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.67,0:02:30.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> There's never enough of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.51,0:02:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]\N>> There's always that moment when you're
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.30,0:02:34.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,eating McDonald's fries where you're like,\Nwhat happened?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.99,0:02:39.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Where'd they go?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.95,0:02:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Then search scrounging for
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.88,0:02:43.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the fry crumbs.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.83,0:02:48.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're like-\N>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.33,0:02:49.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> That's just a piece
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.25,0:02:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of paper from the straw.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.40,0:02:53.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.43,0:02:58.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> But it was touching the fries, so.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.22,0:03:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Sometimes there's a loose fry
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.66,0:03:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the bag.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.25,0:03:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> You know, the bonus fry?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.24,0:03:06.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [APPLAUSE]\N>> So
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.72,0:03:09.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like Jesus is up in heaven,\Ngive him an extra fry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.12,0:03:15.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Go pay it forward.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.04,0:03:17.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [APPLAUSE]\N>> By the way, that's how Jesus sounds.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.16,0:03:19.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Or, at least I hope!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.37,0:03:22.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wouldn't want to meet Jesus and\Nhe's like, hey, y'all hide it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.20,0:03:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> You been turning that other cheek for
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.02,0:03:26.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.65,0:03:31.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> That bonus fry,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.13,0:03:33.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's never a regular sized fry,\Nit's always extra long.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.85,0:03:35.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're like, how'd I miss you?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.24,0:03:38.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Bonus fry you get your own
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.63,0:03:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ketchup packet.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.55,0:03:44.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> You always savor the last fry you're
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.41,0:03:46.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like I'm gonna turn this into ten bites.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.41,0:03:48.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> I'll meet up with you later,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.80,0:03:49.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got the bonus fry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.82,0:03:54.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> The fries are amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.47,0:03:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For what seven minutes?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.72,0:04:00.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, they turn into something\Nthat's likely not biodegradable.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.66,0:04:04.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> You ever make the mistake of reheating
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.64,0:04:06.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,McDonald's fries in the microwave?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.28,0:04:08.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> They become packing peanuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.36,0:04:11.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Doesn't stop you from eating them.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.89,0:04:13.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're like,\Nthese aren't even good anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.58,0:04:15.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]\N>> How are yours?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.93,0:04:17.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yours aren't good either.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.04,0:04:22.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]\N>> Fries can't get cold.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.22,0:04:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shakes can't get warm.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:23.42,0:04:26.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You ever leave a McDonald's shake out for\Nan hour?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.81,0:04:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Reality sets in.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.00,0:04:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> This isn't even made from milk.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.82,0:04:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Just some kinda chocolate mucus.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.74,0:04:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> But
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.06,0:04:47.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we know all this, we know those\NMcDonald's commercials aren't realistic.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.53,0:04:51.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd just like to see one commercial that\Nshowed people five minutes after they ate
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.10,0:04:51.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.62,0:04:56.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.89,0:04:58.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Now I need a cigarette,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.29,0:05:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I deserve a cigarette break today.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.28,0:05:05.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> But they get us in there.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.97,0:05:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some of those deals they\Noffer are just cruel.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.28,0:05:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Two big macs for two bucks?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.00,0:05:15.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I drive by I'm like well I don't\Nwant to lose money on this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.52,0:05:18.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> I'll get 80 of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:18.60,0:05:23.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> I know some of you are like sorry
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.07,0:05:26.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,white trashy guy, I don't eat McDonalds.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.31,0:05:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have friends that brag\Nabout not going to McDonalds.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.60,0:05:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would never go to McDonalds.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.29,0:05:35.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, McDonald's wouldn't want\Nyou because you're a ****.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.76,0:05:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N[APPLAUSE]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.02,0:05:41.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> I'm tired
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.62,0:05:44.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,of people acting like they're\Nbetter than McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.88,0:05:48.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you may have ever set foot in\NMcDonald's but you have your own
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.28,0:05:51.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,McDonald's, maybe instead of buying\Na Bic Mac you read us Weekly.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.93,0:05:55.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Hey, that's still McDonald's,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.34,0:05:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.01,0:05:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> It's just served up a little different.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.76,0:06:02.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe your McDonald's is telling yourself\Nthat Starbucks Frappucino is not
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.57,0:06:03.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a milkshake.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.24,0:06:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Or maybe you watch Glee.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.00,0:06:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]\N>> It's all McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.56,0:06:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [APPLAUSE]\N>> McDonald's of the soul.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.34,0:06:18.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Momentary pleasure followed by incredible\Nguilt, eventually leading to cancer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.86,0:06:23.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> I'm loving it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:23.42,0:06:34.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [APPLAUSE]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.23,0:06:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> We all have our own,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.78,0:06:40.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we all have own McDonald's it\Nmay take me a while to digest my
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.33,0:06:44.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,quarter pound with cheese but\Nthat Trump stamp is forever.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.89,0:06:46.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.94,0:06:49.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[MUSIC]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.46,0:06:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Mistake.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.73,0:06:54.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Really it’s all McDonald's out
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.71,0:06:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.78,0:06:59.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How can we all name three people\Nthat have dated Jennifer Aniston?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.63,0:07:00.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It’s McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.94,0:07:01.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> And
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.65,0:07:05.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,we gobble it up just like those McDonald's\Nfries, it’s like, who is she dating now?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.70,0:07:06.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nom nom.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.53,0:07:07.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know I shouldn't but it's so salty.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.09,0:07:10.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is she pregnant yet?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.15,0:07:11.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not even my business.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.53,0:07:13.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Scarlett Johansson got a haircut?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.44,0:07:14.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why do I give a ****?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.53,0:07:18.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]\N>> Because it's McDonalds and
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.69,0:07:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it feels good going down.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.44,0:07:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> By the way,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.30,0:07:26.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you care who Prince William married,\Nthat's Burger King.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.48,0:07:30.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> That's not even our gossip.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.85,0:07:34.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> I just love the societal
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.27,0:07:35.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,outrage at McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.72,0:07:39.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,McDonald's, there's no nutritional value,\Nthere's no vitamins!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:39.54,0:07:42.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,McDonald's is like excuse me,\Nwe sell burgers and fries.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.42,0:07:44.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We never said we're a farmers market.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.94,0:07:46.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Heck,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.82,0:07:50.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,our spokesman is a pedophile\Nclown from the 70s.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.88,0:07:54.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]\N>> What do you want from us, America?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.30,0:07:59.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [APPLAUSE]\N>> But I
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.24,0:08:03.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was raised on McDonald's and I turned out,\Nwell, maybe that's not the best reasoning.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.32,0:08:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> McDonald's has given us so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.52,0:08:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We wouldn't know when breakfast\Nends if there was no McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:11.04,0:08:14.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> I'd be eating eggs
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.80,0:08:16.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at 5:00 PM like a moron.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.10,0:08:19.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> Thank you, McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.81,0:08:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are we supposed to know St.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.34,0:08:24.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Patrick's Day is coming up\Nwithout the Shamrock Shake?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.17,0:08:28.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]\N>> Thank you, McDonald's.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.64,0:08:33.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Without McDonald's, how would I\Ncommunicate to the world that I give up?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.63,0:08:36.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[LAUGH]\N>> [LAUGH]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.04,0:08:36.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> Because,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.59,0:08:39.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you're over the age of ten and\Nyou're eating McDonald's,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.86,0:08:41.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you've given up a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.47,0:08:42.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all over for me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:42.72,0:08:45.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH]\N>> These fries tastes good anyway.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:45.61,0:08:47.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.35,0:08:57.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[MUSIC]