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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.00,0:00:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.35,0:00:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to show you a couple of images
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.00,0:00:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from a very diverting paper\Nin The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.00,0:00:18.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to go way out on a limb and say\Nthat it is the most diverting paper
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.70,0:00:21.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever published in\NThe Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.40,0:00:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The title is "Observations\Nof In-Utero Masturbation."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.00,0:00:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.00,0:00:33.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Now on the left you can see\Nthe hand -- that's the big arrow --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.30,0:00:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the penis on the right.\NThe hand hovering.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.55,0:00:38.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And over here we have,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.53,0:00:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the words of radiologist\NIsrael Meisner,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.00,0:00:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The hand grasping the penis in a fashion\Nresembling masturbation movements."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:47.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bear in mind this was an ultrasound,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.00,0:00:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it would have been moving images.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.00,0:00:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Orgasm is a reflex\Nof the autonomic nervous system.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, this is the part\Nof the nervous system
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.02,0:00:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that deals with the things\Nthat we don't consciously control,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.00,0:01:01.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like digestion, heart rate\Nand sexual arousal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.31,0:01:07.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the orgasm reflex can be triggered\Nby a surprisingly broad range of input.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.48,0:01:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Genital stimulation. Duh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.00,0:01:12.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But also, Kinsey interviewed a woman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:18.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who could be brought to orgasm\Nby having someone stroke her eyebrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People with spinal cord injuries,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.00,0:01:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like paraplegias, quadriplegias,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will often develop a very,\Nvery sensitive area
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.00,0:01:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right above the level of their injury,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wherever that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.00,0:01:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is such a thing\Nas a knee orgasm in the literature.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.00,0:01:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think the most curious one\Nthat I came across
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.00,0:01:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a case report of a woman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.00,0:01:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who had an orgasm every time\Nshe brushed her teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.00,0:01:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Something in the complex\Nsensory-motor action of brushing her teeth
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.00,0:01:54.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was triggering orgasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.00,0:01:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she went to a neurologist,\Nwho was fascinated.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.00,0:02:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He checked to see\Nif it was something in the toothpaste,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.00,0:02:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but no -- it happened with any brand.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.00,0:02:08.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They stimulated her gums with a toothpick,\Nto see if that was doing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.17,0:02:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. It was the whole, you know, motion.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.00,0:02:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the amazing thing to me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.00,0:02:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is that you would think this woman\Nwould have excellent oral hygiene.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.00,0:02:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.00,0:02:25.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sadly -- this is what it said\Nin the journal paper --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.74,0:02:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"She believed that she was\Npossessed by demons
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.00,0:02:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and switched to mouthwash\Nfor her oral care."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.00,0:02:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.00,0:02:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.10,0:02:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I was working on the book,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.00,0:02:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I interviewed a woman\Nwho can think herself to orgasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.00,0:02:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was part of a study\Nat Rutgers University.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.00,0:02:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got to love that. Rutgers.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.00,0:02:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I interviewed her in Oakland,\Nin a sushi restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.00,0:02:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said, "So, could you\Ndo it right here?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.00,0:02:55.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she said,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.20,0:02:58.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yeah, but you know I'd rather\Nfinish my meal if you don't mind."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.34,0:02:59.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.40,0:03:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But afterwards, she was kind enough\Nto demonstrate on a bench outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.00,0:03:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was remarkable.\NIt took about one minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.12,0:03:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said to her,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.00,0:03:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Are you just doing this all the time?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.00,0:03:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.10,0:03:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said, "No. Honestly, when I get home,\NI'm usually too tired."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.00,0:03:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.00,0:03:22.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said that the last time\Nshe had done it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.00,0:03:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was on the Disneyland tram.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.00,0:03:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.00,0:03:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The headquarters for orgasm,\Nalong the spinal nerve,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.00,0:03:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is something called the sacral nerve root,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.76,0:03:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is back here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.00,0:03:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you trigger,\Nif you stimulate with an electrode,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.00,0:03:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the precise spot,\Nyou will trigger an orgasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.00,0:03:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it is a fact that you can trigger\Nspinal reflexes in dead people --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.00,0:03:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a certain kind of dead person,\Na beating-heart cadaver.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.00,0:03:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this is somebody who is brain-dead,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.00,0:03:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,legally dead, definitely checked out,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.00,0:03:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but is being kept alive on a respirator,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.00,0:04:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that their organs will be oxygenated\Nfor transplantation.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.00,0:04:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now in one of these brain-dead people,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.00,0:04:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you trigger the right spot,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.00,0:04:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will see something every now and then.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.00,0:04:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a reflex called\Nthe Lazarus reflex.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.07,0:04:17.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is -- I'll demonstrate\Nas best I can, not being dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.00,0:04:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like this. You trigger the spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.00,0:04:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The dead guy, or gal, goes... like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.00,0:04:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very unsettling for people\Nworking in pathology labs.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.00,0:04:29.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.10,0:04:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, if you can trigger\Nthe Lazarus reflex in a dead person,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.00,0:04:36.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why not the orgasm reflex?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.28,0:04:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked this question\Nto a brain death expert,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.00,0:04:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stephanie Mann, who was foolish enough\Nto return my emails.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.00,0:04:45.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.10,0:04:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "So, could you conceivably\Ntrigger an orgasm in a dead person?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.00,0:04:52.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said, "Yes, if the sacral nerve\Nis being oxygenated,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.69,0:04:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you conceivably could."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.00,0:04:59.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously it wouldn't be\Nas much fun for the person.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.00,0:05:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it would be an orgasm --
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.00,0:05:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.10,0:05:04.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nonetheless.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.58,0:05:08.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a researcher\Nat the University of Alabama
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.69,0:05:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who does orgasm research.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.00,0:05:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said to her,\N"You should do an experiment.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.12,0:05:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know? You can get cadavers\Nif you work at a university."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.00,0:05:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "You should actually do this."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.00,0:05:20.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said, "You get the human subjects\Nreview board approval for this one."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.50,0:05:22.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.39,0:05:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to 1930s marriage manual author,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.00,0:05:26.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Theodoor van De Velde,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.00,0:05:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a slight seminal odor can be detected\Non the breath of a woman
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.00,0:05:34.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,within about an hour\Nafter sexual intercourse.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.32,0:05:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Theodoor van De Velde was something\Nof a semen connoisseur.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.00,0:05:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.00,0:05:43.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a guy writing a book,\N"Ideal Marriage," you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.69,0:05:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very heavy hetero guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.00,0:05:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he wrote in this book,\N"Ideal Marriage" --
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.17,0:05:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he said that he could differentiate\Nbetween the semen of a young man,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.00,0:05:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which he said had a fresh,\Nexhilarating smell,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.00,0:05:59.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the semen of mature men,\Nwhose semen smelled, quote,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.00,0:06:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Remarkably like that of the flowers\Nof the Spanish chestnut.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.00,0:06:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes quite freshly floral,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.00,0:06:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then again sometimes\Nextremely pungent."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.07,0:06:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.00,0:06:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. In 1999, in the state of Israel,\Na man began hiccupping.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.00,0:06:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this was one of those cases\Nthat went on and on.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.00,0:06:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He tried everything his friends suggested.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.02,0:06:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing seemed to help.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.00,0:06:25.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Days went by.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.45,0:06:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At a certain point, the man,\Nstill hiccupping, had sex with his wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.00,0:06:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And lo and behold, the hiccups went away.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.00,0:06:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He told his doctor,\Nwho published a case report
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.00,0:06:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a Canadian medical journal\Nunder the title,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.00,0:06:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Sexual Intercourse as a Potential\NTreatment for Intractable Hiccups."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.00,0:06:46.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love this article because\Nat a certain point they suggested
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.00,0:06:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that unattached hiccuppers\Ncould try masturbation.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.00,0:06:52.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.10,0:06:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love that because there is like a whole\Ndemographic: unattached hiccuppers.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.00,0:06:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.00,0:07:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Married, single, unattached hiccupper.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.00,0:07:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the 1900s, early 1900s,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.00,0:07:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a lot of gynecologists believed\Nthat when a woman has an orgasm,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.00,0:07:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the contractions serve to suck\Nthe semen up through the cervix
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.00,0:07:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sort of deliver it\Nreally quickly to the egg,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.31,0:07:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thereby upping the odds of conception.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.00,0:07:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was called the "upsuck" theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.00,0:07:26.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.02,0:07:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you go all the way back to Hippocrates,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.00,0:07:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,physicians believed that orgasm in women
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.00,0:07:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was not just helpful\Nfor conception, but necessary.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.00,0:07:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctors back then\Nwere routinely telling men
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.00,0:07:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the importance of pleasuring their wives.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.00,0:07:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marriage-manual author and semen-sniffer\NTheodoor van De Velde --
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.00,0:07:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.10,0:07:52.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has a line in his book.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.00,0:07:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I loved this guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:54.09,0:07:56.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got a lot of mileage\Nout of Theodoor van De Velde.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.00,0:07:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had this line in his book
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.00,0:08:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that supposedly comes\Nfrom the Habsburg Monarchy,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.00,0:08:04.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where there was an empress Maria Theresa,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.00,0:08:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who was having trouble conceiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.00,0:08:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And apparently the royal\Ncourt physician said to her,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.00,0:08:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I am of the opinion that the vulva\Nof your most sacred majesty
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.02,0:08:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be titillated for some time\Nprior to intercourse."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.00,0:08:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.10,0:08:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's apparently, I don't know,\Non the record somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.00,0:08:23.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Masters and Johnson:
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.86,0:08:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now we're moving forward to the 1950s.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.00,0:08:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Masters and Johnson were upsuck skeptics,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.00,0:08:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is also really fun to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.00,0:08:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't buy it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.00,0:08:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they decided,\Nbeing Masters and Johnson,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.10,0:08:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they would get to the bottom of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.10,0:08:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They brought women into the lab\N-- I think it was five women --
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.10,0:08:46.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and outfitted them with cervical caps\Ncontaining artificial semen.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.00,0:08:50.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in the artificial semen\Nwas a radio-opaque substance,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.00,0:08:53.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,such that it would show up on an X-ray.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.60,0:08:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the 1950s.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.00,0:08:59.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, these women\Nsat in front of an X-ray device.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.00,0:09:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they masturbated.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.00,0:09:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Masters and Johnson looked to see\Nif the semen was being sucked up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.00,0:09:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did not find any evidence of upsuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.00,0:09:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may be wondering,\N"How do you make artificial semen?"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.00,0:09:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.00,0:09:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have an answer for you.\NI have two answers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.12,0:09:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can use flour and water,\Nor cornstarch and water.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.00,0:09:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually found three\Nseparate recipes in the literature.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.00,0:09:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.10,0:09:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My favorite being the one that says --
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.00,0:09:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know, they have\Nthe ingredients listed,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.10,0:09:33.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then in a recipe\Nit will say, for example,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.32,0:09:34.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yield: two dozen cupcakes."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.00,0:09:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one said, "Yield: one ejaculate."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.00,0:09:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.00,0:09:43.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's another way that orgasm\Nmight boost fertility.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.55,0:09:44.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one involves men.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.00,0:09:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sperm that sit around in the body\Nfor a week or more
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.45,0:09:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,start to develop abnormalities
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.00,0:09:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that make them less effective\Nat head-banging their way into the egg.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.00,0:09:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,British sexologist Roy Levin\Nhas speculated
Dialogue: 0,0:09:57.46,0:09:58.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that this is perhaps why men
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.02,0:10:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,evolved to be such enthusiastic\Nand frequent masturbators.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.00,0:10:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "If I keep tossing myself off\NI get fresh sperm being made."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.00,0:10:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which I thought\Nwas an interesting idea, theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.00,0:10:11.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So now you have an evolutionary excuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.00,0:10:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.00,0:10:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.00,0:10:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.00,0:10:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All righty. There is considerable evidence\Nfor upsuck in the animal kingdom --
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.00,0:10:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pigs, for instance.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.00,0:10:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Denmark, the Danish National Committee\Nfor Pig Production
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.00,0:10:36.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,found out that if you\Nsexually stimulate a sow
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.98,0:10:38.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,while you artificially inseminate her,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.86,0:10:41.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will see a six-percent increase\Nin the farrowing rate,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.70,0:10:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is the number of piglets produced.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.00,0:10:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they came up with this five-point\Nstimulation plan for the sows.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.00,0:10:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is posters they put in the barn,\Nand they have a DVD.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.00,0:10:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I got a copy of this DVD.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.00,0:10:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.10,0:11:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my unveiling,\Nbecause I am going to show you a clip.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.00,0:11:02.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.00,0:11:05.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.65,0:11:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, here we go, la la la, off to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.00,0:11:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It all looks very innocent.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.00,0:11:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's going to be doing things\Nwith his hands
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.12,0:11:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the boar would use\Nhis snout, lacking hands. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.00,0:11:19.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.00,0:11:21.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is it.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:21.62,0:11:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The boar has a very odd\Ncourtship repertoire.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.00,0:11:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.00,0:11:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is to mimic the weight of the boar.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.00,0:11:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.00,0:11:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should know, the clitoris\Nof the pig is inside the vagina.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.00,0:11:39.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this may be\Nsort of titillating for her.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:39.30,0:11:40.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.36,0:12:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.00,0:12:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the happy result.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.00,0:12:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.00,0:12:07.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love this video.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.00,0:12:10.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a point in this video,\Ntowards the beginning,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.62,0:12:13.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where they zoom in for a close up\Nof his hand with his wedding ring,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.89,0:12:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as if to say,\N"It's okay, it's just his job.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.01,0:12:17.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He really does like women."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.40,0:12:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.00,0:12:26.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. When I was in Denmark,\Nmy host was named Anne Marie.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.48,0:12:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said, "So why don't you just\Nstimulate the clitoris of the pig?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.00,0:12:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you have the farmers do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.00,0:12:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not one of your five steps."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.00,0:12:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have to read you\Nwhat she said, because I love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.05,0:12:38.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said, "It was a big hurdle
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.50,0:12:40.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just to get farmers to touch\Nunderneath the vulva.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.00,0:12:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we thought, let's not mention\Nthe clitoris right now."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.00,0:12:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.00,0:12:52.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shy but ambitious pig farmers, however,\Ncan purchase a -- this is true --
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.45,0:12:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a sow vibrator,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.00,0:12:56.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that hangs on the sperm\Nfeeder tube to vibrate.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.36,0:13:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because, as I mentioned,\Nthe clitoris is inside the vagina.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.00,0:13:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So possibly, you know,\Na little more arousing than it looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.00,0:13:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I also said to her,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.00,0:13:08.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Now, these sows. I mean,\Nyou may have noticed there,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.50,0:13:11.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sow doesn't look to be\Nin the throes of ecstasy."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.10,0:13:13.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she said, you can't make\Nthat conclusion,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.27,0:13:17.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because animals don't register\Npain or pleasure
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.21,0:13:19.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on their faces in the same way that we do.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:19.28,0:13:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pigs, for example, are more like dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.00,0:13:25.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They use the upper half of the face;\Nthe ears are very expressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.12,0:13:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're not really sure\Nwhat's going on with the pig.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.00,0:13:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Primates, on the other hand,\Nwe use our mouths more.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.49,0:13:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the ejaculation face\Nof the stump-tailed macaque.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.00,0:13:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.00,0:13:41.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, interestingly, this has been\Nobserved in female macaques,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.00,0:13:45.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but only when mounting another female.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.00,0:13:48.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.00,0:13:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Masters and Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.29,0:13:53.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the 1950s, they decided,\Nokay, we're going to figure out
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.50,0:13:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the entire human sexual response cycle,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.00,0:13:58.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from arousal, all the way through orgasm,\Nin men and women --
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.00,0:14:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything that happens in the human body.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.02,0:14:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, with women,\Na lot of this is happening inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.00,0:14:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This did not stop Masters and Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.00,0:14:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They developed an artificial\Ncoition machine.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.00,0:14:13.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is basically\Na penis camera on a motor.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.00,0:14:15.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a phallus,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.00,0:14:18.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clear acrylic phallus,\Nwith a camera and a light source,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.00,0:14:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attached to a motor\Nthat is kind of going like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.00,0:14:24.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the woman would have sex with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.00,0:14:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is what they would do.\NPretty amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.02,0:14:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sadly, this device has been dismantled.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.00,0:14:31.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This just kills me,\Nnot because I wanted to use it --
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.55,0:14:33.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.00,0:14:36.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.00,0:14:39.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One fine day,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.00,0:14:43.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alfred Kinsey decided to calculate
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.91,0:14:47.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the average distance\Ntraveled by ejaculated semen.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.50,0:14:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was not idle curiosity.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.00,0:14:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctor Kinsey had heard --
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.00,0:14:57.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there was a theory going around\Nat the time, this being the 1940s --
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.50,0:15:00.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the force with which\Nsemen is thrown against the cervix
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.00,0:15:03.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a factor in fertility.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.00,0:15:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinsey thought it was bunk,\Nso he got to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.00,0:15:09.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got together in his lab
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.00,0:15:14.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,300 men, a measuring tape,\Nand a movie camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.00,0:15:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.00,0:15:21.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in fact, he found\Nthat in three quarters of the men
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.00,0:15:23.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the stuff just kind of slopped out.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.00,0:15:27.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't spurted or thrown\Nor ejected under great force.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.00,0:15:31.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, the record holder
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.00,0:15:34.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,landed just shy of the eight-foot mark,\Nwhich is impressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.88,0:15:35.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.00,0:15:37.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.10,0:15:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.00,0:15:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.10,0:15:42.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sadly, he's anonymous.\NHis name is not mentioned.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.00,0:15:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.97,0:15:49.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In his write-up\Nof this experiment in his book,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.26,0:15:51.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinsey wrote,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.00,0:15:55.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Two sheets were laid down to protect\Nthe oriental carpets."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.00,0:15:57.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.00,0:16:01.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is my second favorite line\Nin the entire oeuvre of Alfred Kinsey.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.00,0:16:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My favorite being, "Cheese crumbs\Nspread before a pair of copulating rats
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.00,0:16:09.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will distract the female,\Nbut not the male."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.36,0:16:10.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.00,0:16:12.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.00,0:16:16.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.00,0:16:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks!