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Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.00,0:00:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. I'm going to show you a couple of images
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.00,0:00:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from a very diverting paper
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.00,0:00:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.00,0:00:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to go way out on a limb and say that it is the most diverting paper
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.00,0:00:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ever published in The Journal of Ultrasound in Medicine.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The title is "Observations of In-Utero Masturbation."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.00,0:00:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.00,0:00:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Now on the left you can see the hand -- that's the big arrow --
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.00,0:00:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the penis on the right. The hand hovering.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.00,0:00:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And over here we have,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.00,0:00:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the words of radiologist Israel Meisner,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.00,0:00:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"The hand grasping the penis in a fashion resembling masturbation movements."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.00,0:00:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bear in mind this was an ultrasound,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.00,0:00:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so it would have been moving images.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.00,0:00:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Orgasm is a reflex of the autonomic nervous system.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.00,0:00:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this is the part of the nervous system
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.00,0:00:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that deals with the things that we don't consciously control,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.00,0:01:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like digestion, heart rate and sexual arousal.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.00,0:01:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the orgasm reflex can be triggered
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.00,0:01:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by a surprisingly broad range of input.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.00,0:01:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Genital stimulation. Duh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.00,0:01:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But also Kinsey interviewed a woman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.00,0:01:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who could be brought to orgasm
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.00,0:01:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by having someone stroke her eyebrow.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.00,0:01:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,People with spinal cord injuries,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.00,0:01:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like paraplegias, quadriplegias,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.00,0:01:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will often develop a very, very sensitive area
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.00,0:01:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,right above the level of their injury,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,wherever that is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.00,0:01:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is such a thing as a knee orgasm in the literature.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.00,0:01:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think the most curious one that I came across
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.00,0:01:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a case report of a woman
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.00,0:01:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who had an orgasm every time she brushed her teeth.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.00,0:01:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.00,0:01:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was something in the complex
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.00,0:01:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sensory-motor action of brushing her teeth
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.00,0:01:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was triggering orgasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.00,0:01:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she went to a neurologist who was fascinated.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.00,0:02:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He checked to see if it was something in the toothpaste,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.00,0:02:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but no -- it happened with any brand.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.00,0:02:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They stimulated her gums
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.00,0:02:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with a toothpick, to see if that was doing it.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.00,0:02:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. It was the whole, you know, motion.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.00,0:02:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the amazing thing to me is that
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.00,0:02:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,now you would think this woman would like have
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.00,0:02:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,excellent oral hygiene.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.00,0:02:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.00,0:02:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sadly she -- this is what it said in the journal paper --
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.00,0:02:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"She believed that she was possessed by demons
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.00,0:02:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and switched to mouthwash for her oral care."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.00,0:02:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so sad.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.00,0:02:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.00,0:02:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I interviewed, when I was working on the book,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.00,0:02:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I interviewed a woman who can think herself to orgasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.00,0:02:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She was part of a study at Rutgers University.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.00,0:02:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You gotta love that. Rutgers.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.00,0:02:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I interviewed her in Oakland,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.00,0:02:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a sushi restaurant.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.00,0:02:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said, "So, could you do it right here?"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.00,0:02:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she said, "Yeah, but you know I'd rather finish my meal if you don't mind."
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.00,0:02:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.00,0:03:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But afterwards she was kind enough to demonstrate
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.00,0:03:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,on a bench outside.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.00,0:03:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was remarkable. It took about one minute.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.00,0:03:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said to her,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.00,0:03:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Are you just doing this all the time?"
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.00,0:03:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.00,0:03:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said, "No. Honestly when I get home I'm usually too tired."
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.00,0:03:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.00,0:03:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said that the last time she had done it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.00,0:03:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was on the Disneyland tram.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.00,0:03:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.00,0:03:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The headquarters for orgasm, along the spinal nerve,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.00,0:03:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is something called the sacral nerve root, which is back here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.00,0:03:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And if you trigger, if you stimulate with an electrode,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.00,0:03:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the precise spot, you will trigger an orgasm.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.00,0:03:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it is a fact that you can trigger spinal reflexes
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.00,0:03:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in dead people --
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.00,0:03:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a certain kind of dead person, a beating-heart cadaver.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.00,0:03:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now this is somebody who is brain-dead,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.00,0:03:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,legally dead, definitely checked out,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.00,0:03:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but is being kept alive on a respirator,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.00,0:04:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so that their organs will be oxygenated
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.00,0:04:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for transplantation.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.00,0:04:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now in one of these brain-dead people,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.00,0:04:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,if you trigger the right spot,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.00,0:04:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will see something every now and then.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.00,0:04:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a reflex called the Lazarus reflex.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.00,0:04:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is -- I'll demonstrate as best I can, not being dead.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.00,0:04:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like this. You trigger the spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.00,0:04:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The dead guy, or gal, goes ... like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.00,0:04:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very unsettling for people working in pathology labs.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.00,0:04:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.00,0:04:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now if you can trigger the Lazarus reflex in a dead person,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.00,0:04:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,why not the orgasm reflex?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.00,0:04:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I asked this question to a brain death expert,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.00,0:04:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stephanie Mann, who was foolish enough to return my emails.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.00,0:04:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.00,0:04:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "So, could you conceivably
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.00,0:04:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trigger an orgasm in a dead person?"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.00,0:04:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said, "Yes, if the sacral nerve is being oxygenated,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.00,0:04:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you conceivably could."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.00,0:05:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obviously it wouldn't be as much fun for the person.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.00,0:05:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But it would be an orgasm --
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.00,0:05:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.00,0:05:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,nonetheless.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.00,0:05:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually suggested to -- there is a researcher at the University of Alabama
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.00,0:05:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who does orgasm research.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.00,0:05:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said to her, "You should do an experiment.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.00,0:05:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know? You can get cadavers if you work at a university."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.00,0:05:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said, "You should actually do this."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.00,0:05:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said, "You get the human subjects review board approval for this one."
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.00,0:05:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.00,0:05:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,According to 1930s marriage manual author,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.00,0:05:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Theodoor van de Velde,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.00,0:05:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a slight seminal odor can be detected on the breath of a woman
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.00,0:05:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,within about an hour after sexual intercourse.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.00,0:05:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Theodoor van de Velde was something of a semen connoisseur.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.00,0:05:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.00,0:05:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is a guy writing a book, "Ideal Marriage," you know.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.00,0:05:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very heavy hetero guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.00,0:05:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But he wrote in this book, "Ideal Marriage" --
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.00,0:05:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he said that he could differentiate between the semen of a young man,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.00,0:05:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which he said had a fresh, exhilarating smell,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.00,0:05:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and the semen of mature men,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.00,0:06:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,whose semen smelled quote,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.00,0:06:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Remarkably like that of the flowers of the Spanish chestnut.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.00,0:06:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes quite freshly floral,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.00,0:06:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then again sometimes extremely pungent."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.00,0:06:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.00,0:06:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. In 1999, in the state of Israel,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.00,0:06:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a man began hiccupping.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.00,0:06:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this was one of those cases that went on and on.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.00,0:06:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He tried everything his friends suggested.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.00,0:06:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nothing seemed to help.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:24.00,0:06:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Days went by. At a certain point, the man,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.00,0:06:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,still hiccupping, had sex with his wife.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.00,0:06:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And lo and behold, the hiccups went away.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.00,0:06:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He told his doctor, who published a case report
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.00,0:06:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in a Canadian medical journal under the title,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.00,0:06:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Sexual Intercourse as a Potential Treatment
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.00,0:06:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for Intractable Hiccups."
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.00,0:06:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love this article because at a certain point they suggested
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.00,0:06:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that unattached hiccuppers could try masturbation.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.00,0:06:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.00,0:06:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love that because there is like a whole demographic: unattached hiccuppers.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.00,0:06:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.00,0:07:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Married, single, unattached hiccupper.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:04.00,0:07:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In the 1900s, early 1900s
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.00,0:07:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gynecologists, a lot of gynecologists believed
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.00,0:07:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that when a woman has an orgasm
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.00,0:07:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the contractions serve to suck the semen up through the cervix
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.00,0:07:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and sort of deliver it really quickly to the egg,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.00,0:07:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thereby upping the odds of conception.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.00,0:07:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was called the "upsuck" theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.00,0:07:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.00,0:07:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you go all the way back to Hippocrates,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.00,0:07:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,physicians believed that orgasm in women was not just
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.00,0:07:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,helpful for conception, but necessary.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.00,0:07:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctors back then were routinely telling men
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.00,0:07:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the importance of pleasuring their wives.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.00,0:07:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marriage-manual author and semen-sniffer
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.00,0:07:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Theodoor van de Velde --
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.00,0:07:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.00,0:07:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has a line in his book.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.00,0:07:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I loved this guy. I got a lot of mileage out of Theodoor van de Velde.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.00,0:07:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He had this line in his book
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.00,0:08:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that supposedly comes from the Habsburg Monarchy,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.00,0:08:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where there was an empress Maria Theresa,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:05.00,0:08:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,who was having trouble conceiving.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.00,0:08:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And apparently the royal court physician said to her,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.00,0:08:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"I am of the opinion
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.00,0:08:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the vulva of your most sacred majesty
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.00,0:08:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be titillated for some time prior to intercourse."
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.00,0:08:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:08:18.00,0:08:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's apparently, I don't know, on the record somewhere.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:22.00,0:08:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Masters and Johnson: now we're moving forward to the 1950s.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.00,0:08:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Masters and Johnson were upsuck skeptics,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:29.00,0:08:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is also really fun to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:32.00,0:08:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They didn't buy it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.00,0:08:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they decided, being Masters and Johnson,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.00,0:08:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that they would get to the bottom of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.00,0:08:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They brought women into the lab -- I think it was five women --
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.00,0:08:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and outfitted them with cervical caps
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.00,0:08:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,containing artificial semen.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.00,0:08:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in the artificial semen
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.00,0:08:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a radio-opaque substance,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:51.00,0:08:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,such that it would show up on an X-ray.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.00,0:08:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the 1950s.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.00,0:09:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway these women sat in front of an X-ray device.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.00,0:09:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they masturbated.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:02.00,0:09:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Masters and Johnson looked to see if the semen was being sucked up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:06.00,0:09:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did not find any evidence of upsuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.00,0:09:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You may be wondering, "How do you make artificial semen?"
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.00,0:09:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.00,0:09:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have an answer for you. I have two answers.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.00,0:09:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can use flour and water, or cornstarch and water.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.00,0:09:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I actually found three separate recipes in the literature.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.00,0:09:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.00,0:09:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My favorite being the one that says --
Dialogue: 0,0:09:29.00,0:09:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know, they have the ingredients listed,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.00,0:09:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then in a recipe it will say, for example,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.00,0:09:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Yield: two dozen cupcakes."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.00,0:09:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one said, "Yield: one ejaculate."
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.00,0:09:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.00,0:09:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's another way that orgasm might boost fertility.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.00,0:09:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This one involves men.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.00,0:09:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sperm that sit around in the body for a week or more
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.00,0:09:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,start to develop abnormalities
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.00,0:09:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that make them less effective at head-banging their way
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.00,0:09:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,into the egg.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.00,0:09:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,British sexologist Roy Levin
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.00,0:09:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,has speculated that this is perhaps why men
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.00,0:10:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,evolved to be such enthusiastic and frequent masturbators.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.00,0:10:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He said, "If I keep tossing myself off
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.00,0:10:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I get fresh sperm being made."
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.00,0:10:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which I thought was an interesting idea, theory.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.00,0:10:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So now you have an evolutionary excuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.00,0:10:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.00,0:10:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:19.00,0:10:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.00,0:10:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alrighty. There is considerable evidence for upsuck in the animal kingdom --
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.00,0:10:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pigs, for instance.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.00,0:10:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In Denmark, the Danish National Committee for Pig Production
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.00,0:10:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,found out that if you
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.00,0:10:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sexually stimulate a sow while you artificially inseminate her,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.00,0:10:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you will see a six-percent increase in the farrowing rate,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:41.00,0:10:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which is the number of piglets produced.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.00,0:10:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So they came up with this plan, this five-point stimulation plan
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.00,0:10:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,for the sows.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.00,0:10:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And they had the farmers -- there is posters they put in the barn,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:52.00,0:10:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and they have a DVD.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.00,0:10:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I got a copy of this DVD.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:56.00,0:10:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:57.00,0:11:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is my unveiling, because I am going to show you a clip.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.00,0:11:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:03.00,0:11:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So uh, okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:05.00,0:11:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now here we go in to the -- la la la, off to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:08.00,0:11:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It all looks very innocent.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.00,0:11:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's going to be doing things with his hands
Dialogue: 0,0:11:13.00,0:11:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the boar would use his snout, lacking hands. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:17.00,0:11:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.00,0:11:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is it. The boar has a very odd courtship repertoire.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:25.00,0:11:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.00,0:11:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is to mimic the weight of the boar.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.00,0:11:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.00,0:11:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You should know, the clitoris of the pig, inside the vagina.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.00,0:11:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this may be sort of titillating for her. Here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.00,0:12:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.00,0:12:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the happy result.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.00,0:12:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.00,0:12:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love this video.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.00,0:12:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a point in this video, towards the beginning
Dialogue: 0,0:12:10.00,0:12:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,where they zoom in for a close up of his hand with his wedding ring,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:12.00,0:12:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,as if to say, "It's okay, it's just his job. He really does like women."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.00,0:12:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.00,0:12:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Now I said -- when I was in Denmark, my host was named Anne Marie.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.00,0:12:30.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I said, "So why don't you just stimulate the clitoris of the pig?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.00,0:12:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't you have the farmers do that?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.00,0:12:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not one of your five steps."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.00,0:12:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said -- I have to read you what she said, because I love it.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:36.00,0:12:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She said, "It was a big hurdle
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.00,0:12:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just to get farmers to touch underneath the vulva.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.00,0:12:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we thought, let's not mention the clitoris right now."
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.00,0:12:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:12:49.00,0:12:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shy but ambitious pig farmers, however, can purchase a -- this is true --
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.00,0:12:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a sow vibrator,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.00,0:12:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that hangs on the sperm feeder tube to vibrate.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:56.00,0:12:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because, as I mentioned,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.00,0:13:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the clitoris is inside the vagina.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.00,0:13:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So possibly, you know, a little more arousing than it looks.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.00,0:13:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I also said to her,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.00,0:13:08.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Now these sows. I mean, you may have noticed there,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.00,0:13:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The sow doesn't look to be in the throes of ecstasy."
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.00,0:13:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she said, you can't make that conclusion,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.00,0:13:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because animals don't register
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.00,0:13:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pain or pleasure on their faces in the same way that we do.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.00,0:13:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They tend to -- pigs, for example, are more like dogs.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.00,0:13:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They use the upper half of the face; the ears are very expressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.00,0:13:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you're not really sure what's going on with the pig.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.00,0:13:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Primates, on the other hand, we use our mouths more.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.00,0:13:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is the ejaculation face of the stump-tailed macaque.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:36.00,0:13:38.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.00,0:13:42.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, interestingly, this has been observed in female macaques,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.00,0:13:46.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but only when mounting another female.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.00,0:13:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.00,0:13:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Masters and Johnson, in the 1950s, they decided,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.00,0:13:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay, we're going to figure out the entire human sexual response cycle,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:56.00,0:13:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from arousal, all the way through orgasm, in men and women --
Dialogue: 0,0:13:59.00,0:14:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,everything that happens in the human body.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.00,0:14:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, with women, a lot of this is happening inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.00,0:14:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This did not stop Masters and Johnson.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.00,0:14:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They developed an artificial coition machine.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.00,0:14:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is basically a penis camera on a motor.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.00,0:14:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There is a phallus,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.00,0:14:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clear acrylic phallus, with a camera and a light source,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:19.00,0:14:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,attached to a motor that is kind of going like this.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.00,0:14:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the woman would have sex with it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.00,0:14:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is what they would do. Pretty amazing.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.00,0:14:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sadly, this device has been dismantled.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.00,0:14:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This just kills me, not because I wanted to use it --
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.00,0:14:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to see it.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.00,0:14:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:14:37.00,0:14:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One fine day
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.00,0:14:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alfred Kinsey decided
Dialogue: 0,0:14:43.00,0:14:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to calculate the average distance traveled by ejaculated semen.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.00,0:14:50.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This was not idle curiosity.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:50.00,0:14:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Doctor Kinsey had heard --
Dialogue: 0,0:14:54.00,0:14:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and there was a theory kind of going around at the time, this being the 1940s --
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.00,0:14:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that the force with which
Dialogue: 0,0:14:59.00,0:15:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,semen is thrown against the cervix
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.00,0:15:04.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,was a factor in fertility.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.00,0:15:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinsey thought it was bunk, so he got to work.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.00,0:15:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He got together in his lab
Dialogue: 0,0:15:10.00,0:15:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,300 men, a measuring tape, and a movie camera.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:15.00,0:15:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.00,0:15:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And in fact he found
Dialogue: 0,0:15:19.00,0:15:22.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that in three quarters of the men
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.00,0:15:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the stuff just kind of slopped out.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:24.00,0:15:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't spurted or thrown or ejected under great force.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.00,0:15:32.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, the record holder
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.00,0:15:34.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,landed just shy of the eight-foot mark, which is impressive.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:34.00,0:15:36.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.00,0:15:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.00,0:15:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.00,0:15:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.00,0:15:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sadly, he's anonymous. His name is not mentioned.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:43.00,0:15:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In his write-up,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:47.00,0:15:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in his write-up of this experiment in his book,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.00,0:15:52.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kinsey wrote,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:52.00,0:15:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Two sheets were laid down to protect the oriental carpets."
Dialogue: 0,0:15:56.00,0:15:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:15:58.00,0:16:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is my second favorite line
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.00,0:16:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the entire oeuvre of Alfred Kinsey.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.00,0:16:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My favorite being, "Cheese crumbs spread before a pair of copulating rats
Dialogue: 0,0:16:06.00,0:16:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,will distract the female, but not the male."
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.00,0:16:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.00,0:16:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you very much.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.00,0:16:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Applause)
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.00,0:16:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks!