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Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.01,0:00:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm so glad that we released that panther for Spike to play with.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.01,0:00:19.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twilight, help!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.09,0:00:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I... distracted the panther, so we should be safe for now...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.05,0:00:29.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dear Twilight,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.05,0:00:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I reluctantly write to you about your official duties as Princess of the Night.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.04,0:00:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As Princess, you must be present for an upcoming wedding...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.03,0:00:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and I have also arranged to keep your annoying friends busy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.05,0:00:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fluttershy, I would like you to draw a maze in one minute that takes two minutes to solve.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.08,0:00:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do that!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.01,0:00:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll make it a circle.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.07,0:00:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pinkie Pie, your dialogue will be cut for time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.08,0:00:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's all I ever dreamed!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.01,0:00:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Applejack, you will be writing all vows and speeches.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.04,0:00:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, hoe-down apple barbeque!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.06,0:01:00.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rainbow Dash, just sit perfectly still and try not to break anything.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.07,0:01:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.00,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rarity, you will be responsible for literally everything else in the ceremony!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.00,0:01:11.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And as for you Twilight, though tradition demands you be present, I expect to see as little of you as possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.10,0:01:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With dread but cautious optimism,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.00,0:01:17.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Princess Celestia.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.07,0:01:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But... this is just paper.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.06,0:01:20.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted a present!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.09,0:01:26.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Um, maybe she put some stickers or a gift card in here!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.03,0:01:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,P.S.: You will be attending the wedding of Princess Cadence Notevil Goodpony, and...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.10,0:01:39.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My brother!?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.07,0:01:41.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your brother's Francis Sparkle?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.07,0:01:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't know you were related to the lead singer of pop band B.B.B.F.F!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.06,0:01:49.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey baby, I'm the only colt
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.02,0:01:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ugh, you know I don't like to brag!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.05,0:01:54.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Francis said when he left with his band that he would come back for me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.06,0:01:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the only reason I allowed him to leave!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.00,0:02:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah Twilight, it's majorly uncool that you didn't find out about this sooner.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.00,0:02:04.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're so smart and pretty and a WAY better match for Francis!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.07,0:02:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're so beautiful Twilight...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.01,0:02:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wish WE could be together.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.06,0:02:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sandwich, I TOLD you I don't have feelings for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.01,0:02:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm holding out for Mr. Right, and that's my brother!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.06,0:02:18.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, Twilight, you're even scaring me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.10,0:02:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sorry, it's just that I always thought that I was the one for my brother.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.00,0:02:27.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm in love with him.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.00,0:02:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not biologically related.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.08,0:02:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He and I were raised side by side, but he was actually adopted, so technically it's ok that I'm also attracted to him!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.00,0:02:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave you my heart and then you turned around
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.04,0:02:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The secrets that we shared, the moments that you cared
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.01,0:02:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave you my heart and then you turned around
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.00,0:03:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping after dark
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.08,0:03:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave you my heart and then you turned around
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.02,0:03:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Depressing melodies, suppressing fantasies
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.06,0:03:21.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave you my heart and then you turned around
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.01,0:03:24.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I always wanted my own brother
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.01,0:03:27.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then he showed up at our door
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.01,0:03:30.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I didn't question where he came from
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.01,0:03:32.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wasn't lonely anymore
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.10,0:03:36.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Soon we did everything together
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.01,0:03:39.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He taught me how to fly a kite
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.00,0:03:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I watched him grow into a stallion
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.01,0:03:44.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I watched him sleep in bed at night
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.02,0:03:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.06,0:03:48.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...creepy
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.00,0:03:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But then he signed that record label
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.00,0:03:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A cute quintet of boyish sound
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.01,0:03:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But now that everybody loves him
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.00,0:04:00.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just a face out in the crowd
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.01,0:04:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I threw myself into my studies
Dialogue: 0,0:04:03.00,0:04:06.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,To have the world in my control
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.01,0:04:09.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I vaporized the competition
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.00,0:04:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody understands me
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.00,0:04:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.07,0:04:13.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...evil
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.09,0:04:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave you my heart and then you turned around
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.09,0:04:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Romantic pony dreams, they never came to be
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.00,0:04:22.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gave you my heart and then you turned around
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.07,0:04:25.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twilight please make this song end, we're a bunch of floating heads!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.09,0:04:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just take it from me, I know you'll come around!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.09,0:04:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Though the law forbids it, this is kismet
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.03,0:04:37.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Say "I do" and seal our souls together
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.00,0:04:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Voulez-vous, our love will last forever
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.04,0:04:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since we're not related it'll be OK
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.08,0:04:53.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So different now from what it seemed
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.09,0:05:04.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now life has killed the dream I dreamed
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.03,0:05:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was the creepiest thing I've ever heard.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.01,0:05:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,While Twilight was singing that song, I thought up a new word.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.08,0:05:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's called "blarf"!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.01,0:05:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what it means yet, but I know it's gonna be big!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.05,0:05:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, look who's finally invited!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.04,0:05:23.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Victory for Spike the dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.00,0:05:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wonder if I'll be a prominent part of this episode?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.07,0:05:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you gonna be a sourpuss, sourpatch?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.03,0:05:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just thinking about B.B.B.F.F.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:34.09,0:05:43.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ben, Ben, Ben, Frances, and Francis are planning their 2013 Desperation tour, so I'll probably see my brother even less than before.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.01,0:05:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.04,0:05:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're his sister!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.07,0:05:47.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You could always be a groupie.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.07,0:05:53.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or I could be his legally binded groupie for life!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.08,0:06:03.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This force field prevents all dragons from entering Canterlot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.07,0:06:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah! What's with all the multiracial guards?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.01,0:06:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's important to demonstrate to kids that both blacks AND whites can be subservient to our white demi-god.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.02,0:06:15.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope we don't have to wait in line.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.00,0:06:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You do, but I have a fast pass.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.09,0:06:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the Princess of the Night.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:26.00,0:06:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've got me stomping mad, Francis!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.00,0:06:30.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twily!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.06,0:06:32.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't seen you since the Brohoof Bash!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.08,0:06:34.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's my favorite sibling?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:34.03,0:06:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How dare you expect a brohoof when you're getting married without my permission!?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.08,0:06:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry Twily!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.04,0:06:42.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Things have been totally gnarly around here.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:42.05,0:06:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I mean the bad kinda gnarly, where things are gnarled!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.06,0:06:48.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't care about your problems!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.02,0:06:49.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no excuse.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.06,0:06:51.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry I wicked bailed on you, Twi-Twi.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.09,0:06:54.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I was too busy shredding waves, and eating corn dogs!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.10,0:06:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I haven't even had time to read all those pink, flowery-scented letters you keep sending me!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.07,0:07:01.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope the guards didn't give you any trouble.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.10,0:07:08.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Since this wedding is so important, the military is enforcing a strict friend-zone.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.07,0:07:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know we've gotten distant lately.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.01,0:07:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It seems like the only times I see you anymore are through ghostly images of your disembodied head!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.08,0:07:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How could you think it's okay to go off and start your own family?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.00,0:07:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you know that you're supposed to be MY family?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.08,0:07:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey. You're my little sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.00,0:07:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's why I want you to be a big part of my wedding!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.02,0:07:30.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I love you the way all brother loves their little sisters!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:30.03,0:07:32.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want me to be a big part of your wedding!?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:32.09,0:07:34.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well.. yeah!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.07,0:07:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I accept!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.06,0:07:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But when we get rid of this other mare, we'll have to make it look like an accident.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.00,0:07:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who even is this Cadence Notevil Goodpony?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.00,0:07:50.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cadence is a world peace advocate, an organ donor, a wildlife conservationist, a children's book author...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:50.07,0:07:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and the freely elected leader of her own country!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.02,0:07:55.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Francis, I told you, I don't like to brag!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.08,0:07:56.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi there!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.08,0:07:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I will destroy you and steal your fiancé!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:59.01,0:08:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Booty-booty-booty-booty rockin' everywhere!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:06.00,0:08:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cadence, it's me, Twilight!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:09.06,0:08:14.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.01,0:08:16.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so glad we're all together now.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.03,0:08:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My little unicorn sister, who I love in a completely platonic way.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.02,0:08:26.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my beautiful alicorn bride, who I love with burning romantic passion!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.06,0:08:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, you two get bonding.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.06,0:08:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I incest!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.00,0:08:34.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry, Spike!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.08,0:08:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll adopt you!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.03,0:08:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hiya, Princess!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:38.08,0:08:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, you can just call me Cadence.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:41.03,0:08:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hiya, Princess Princess Princess Princess!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.00,0:08:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I whipped up some special treats just for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:46.07,0:08:52.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh good!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.04,0:08:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought I told you I'm allergic to apples...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:55.06,0:08:56.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure did!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.00,0:09:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I ignore things that challenge me!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:00.00,0:09:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Enjoy all those apple tarts!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.08,0:09:09.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know how you love apples!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:09.06,0:09:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And when she looks at me, it's like she thinks I'm not special!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:13.06,0:09:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'll be so much happier when she's gone for good!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:16.06,0:09:17.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, what?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.06,0:09:18.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is she talking about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.08,0:09:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your Highness!\NIs she talking about me?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.00,0:09:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your Highness!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.08,0:09:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me start by saying that you and Francis Sparkle will have many, many beautiful babies!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.01,0:09:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O...k... is my dress ready?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:28.08,0:09:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, right, the dress.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:31.00,0:09:35.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's made entirely of spider silk, and stroger than kevlar!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:35.04,0:09:38.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But thinner than filament!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.06,0:09:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hm, well, it doesn't really look like a wedding dress.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:41.08,0:09:43.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's lovely!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.05,0:09:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Me too!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:44.00,0:09:46.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like pants!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:46.02,0:09:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just fix the dress, ok?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.08,0:09:53.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gee, maybe her name should be Princess Stupid!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:53.07,0:09:58.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suh-wish!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.00,0:10:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, hi, sister, I've been looking everywhere for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.05,0:10:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is actually a bad time.\NOh, hi, sister, I've been looking everywhere for you.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.01,0:10:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is actually a bad time.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:03.03,0:10:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, uh, ok...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:05.04,0:10:07.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bet I can guess what you're all thinking.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.02,0:10:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cadence is an evil shapeshifter queen who's trying to feast on my brother's love!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.08,0:10:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're so proud!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.00,0:10:16.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Spike, dreams are for winners!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:16.04,0:10:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cadence seems perfectly normal!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:18.05,0:10:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm sure you're just projecting your flaws.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.10,0:10:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rarity, she rejected your dress!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.02,0:10:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, of course she did!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.00,0:10:32.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And she was very gracious about my blatant insanity.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:32.02,0:10:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Applejack, did you see the way she kicked that baby in the face?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:36.05,0:10:39.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I don't remember that, but I'll take your word for it.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:39.05,0:10:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, I saw her painting blood runes in the castle courtyard!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:43.02,0:10:45.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought it was awfully sweet of her to help me with that.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:45.09,0:10:49.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rainbow Dash, you must have noticed her devil horns and bad breath.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:49.00,0:10:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah, what are these weird thingies on my back?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:54.08,0:11:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good news, Twilight. Cadence is going to become our seventh official cast member!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:01.00,0:11:02.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you get it!?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:02.00,0:11:04.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're all just pawns in one of her sick mind games!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:04.05,0:11:07.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'll destroy you all to fulfill her own selfish desires!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:07.04,0:11:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sugarcube, you're talking crazier than rattlesnake in a spelling bee.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.04,0:11:12.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:12.05,0:11:27.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the Princess of the Night, and I always get what I want!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.03,0:11:29.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twily!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:29.03,0:11:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look Twily, it's shiny, your favorite!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.06,0:11:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh? Twily sad!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.09,0:11:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to talk. I secretly have feelings for y-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.05,0:11:37.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello?\NWe need to talk. I secretly have feelings for y-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:37.09,0:11:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We need to talk. I secretly have feelings for y-
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.04,0:11:40.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, uh, hi, corndog!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.05,0:11:43.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look who crawled out of her coffin.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:43.04,0:11:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Could I speak to you for a moment, dear?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.01,0:11:51.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna get laid!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.07,0:11:54.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twilight and her friends are all really weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.03,0:11:57.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you talkin' about? They're radical!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.06,0:12:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, her friends are all one-dimensional caricatures and it's starting to rub off on you.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:02.61,0:12:03.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's not true!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:03.77,0:12:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're wearing an outfit made of corndogs!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.25,0:12:08.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know how much I love corndogs!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:08.66,0:12:09.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.59,0:12:14.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ever since Twilight got here, you've been acting like some poorly written gag character!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:14.06,0:12:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's going on now? Are you hurt?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:16.07,0:12:18.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did SHE do this?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.02,0:12:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cadence is evil!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.63,0:12:27.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Twily?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.80,0:12:30.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Twilight, do you wanna hang out?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.78,0:12:32.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, uh, ok, maybe later.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.90,0:12:34.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone pay attention to me!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:34.60,0:12:35.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think Cadence is-
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.43,0:12:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns!\NI think Cadence is-
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.08,0:12:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:39.01,0:12:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What're you..?\NPuns! Puns! Puns! Puns!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.00,0:12:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.07,0:12:40.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I've got one!\NPuns! Puns! Puns! Puns!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:40.29,0:12:41.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I've got one!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.08,0:12:44.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about, "Neigh Yes to Distress"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.63,0:12:48.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Twilight, we're thinkin' of different puns for the episode title!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.54,0:12:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're thinking of puns?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:50.01,0:12:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Without me!?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.05,0:12:52.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But girls!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.20,0:12:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,For example, "Oh Brother, Where Art Vows"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.37,0:12:57.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What about, "Horse Drawn Marriage"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.17,0:12:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or, "Put Out to Pastor"?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:59.00,0:13:00.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or, "Significant Brother"?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:00.71,0:13:04.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we can just kinda divide it into parts and use them all?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:04.07,0:13:06.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dash, whatchu smokin', girl?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:06.02,0:13:08.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"To Hat and to Hold".
Dialogue: 0,0:13:08.04,0:13:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a good one!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:09.01,0:13:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I would have said, "Foaly Matripony".
Dialogue: 0,0:13:13.26,0:13:17.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh staircase, you're my only friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:17.57,0:13:29.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes I love my brother, Francis Spa~arkle!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.98,0:13:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Socker Boppers!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:32.46,0:13:33.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You can sock all day...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:33.90,0:13:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and bop all night!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.42,0:13:38.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Socker Boppers!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:38.23,0:13:39.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,More fun than...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:39.48,0:13:41.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...a pillow fight!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:41.02,0:13:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blow em up, put your hand inside!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.40,0:13:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get ready to have...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.93,0:13:46.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...the time of your life!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.33,0:13:49.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Socker Boppers!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.23,0:13:51.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Socker Boppers. More fun than a pillow fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:51.41,0:13:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By Big Time Toys.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.02,0:14:01.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Socker Boppers!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.33,0:14:08.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome, citizens of Equestria, to the humble wedding of Princess Cadence, and Francis Sparkle.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:08.23,0:14:14.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rather than having an extravagent wedding, Cadence has donated the wedding budget to cancer research.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.05,0:14:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And now, Francis will complete the ceremony by doing a triple kickflip off of this skateboard.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:22.02,0:14:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, where did my skateboard go?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.04,0:14:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Blah-LAA!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:27.67,0:14:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stole your skateboard and I'm gonna ruin your wedding!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.09,0:14:33.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You won't be grinding anything tonight!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.47,0:14:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't worry!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.69,0:14:36.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've still got my razor scooter.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.59,0:14:38.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe we should just ignore her.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.07,0:14:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop ignoring me!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.08,0:14:42.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Drama!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.13,0:14:44.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's evil!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.43,0:14:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just because she's a princess...
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.04,0:14:48.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...Cadence thinks she can have whatever I want!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:48.95,0:15:00.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I know she's mean and wicked, and if I were crazy could I do THIS?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:00.93,0:15:02.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I... wuh...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.27,0:15:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why are you doing this to me!?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.02,0:15:07.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because I hate you!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.01,0:15:08.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get out!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:08.69,0:15:16.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The only one worthy of my brother's love is me!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:16.09,0:15:23.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hereby decree that Francis Sparkle and Twilight Sparkle are officially married!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.35,0:15:30.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They aren't really biologically related, so this isn't weird at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.71,0:15:35.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whaddya know? I threw a tantrum and everything turned out exactly the way I wanted it to.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.03,0:15:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how we know I'm the good guy!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:36.09,0:15:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I sure am happy to be marrying you, Twily.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:39.06,0:15:42.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what happened to that OTHER purple princess?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.61,0:15:45.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh don't worry, I took care of her.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:45.99,0:15:48.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, please don't hurt me!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:48.09,0:15:49.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You stay here!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.77,0:16:14.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes of course, I'll do anything you ask, just leave me alone, I'll do anything!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:14.35,0:16:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gee, this has been one crazy week and yet, I feel nothing!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.04,0:16:22.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you never will again.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:22.03,0:16:26.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cowabunga!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.21,0:16:28.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now THIS was a blarf wedding.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:28.95,0:16:31.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't believe Twilight's married!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.35,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is really gonna change the status quo!