0:00:07.008,0:00:18.012 Oh, I'm so glad that we released that panther for Spike to play with. 0:00:18.012,0:00:19.086 Twilight, help! 0:00:19.086,0:00:28.048 I... distracted the panther, so we should be safe for now... 0:00:28.048,0:00:29.046 Dear Twilight, 0:00:29.046,0:00:33.044 I reluctantly write to you about your official duties as Princess of the Night. 0:00:33.044,0:00:36.026 As Princess, you must be present for an upcoming wedding... 0:00:36.026,0:00:39.052 ...and I have also arranged to keep your annoying friends busy. 0:00:39.052,0:00:43.084 Fluttershy, I would like you to draw a maze in one minute that takes two minutes to solve. 0:00:43.084,0:00:45.012 I can do that! 0:00:45.012,0:00:46.068 I'll make it a circle. 0:00:46.068,0:00:49.076 Pinkie Pie, your dialogue will be cut for time. 0:00:49.076,0:00:51.008 It's all I ever dreamed! 0:00:51.008,0:00:54.037 Applejack, you will be writing all vows and speeches. 0:00:54.037,0:00:56.064 Well, hoe-down apple barbeque! 0:00:56.064,0:01:00.068 Rainbow Dash, just sit perfectly still and try not to break anything. 0:01:00.068,0:01:02.002 Yes! 0:01:02.002,0:01:06.002 Rarity, you will be responsible for literally everything else in the ceremony! 0:01:06.002,0:01:11.097 And as for you Twilight, though tradition demands you be present, I expect to see as little of you as possible. 0:01:11.097,0:01:14.002 With dread but cautious optimism, 0:01:14.002,0:01:17.066 Princess Celestia. 0:01:17.066,0:01:19.057 But... this is just paper. 0:01:19.057,0:01:20.091 I wanted a present! 0:01:20.091,0:01:26.026 Oh! Um, maybe she put some stickers or a gift card in here! 0:01:26.026,0:01:31.095 P.S.: You will be attending the wedding of Princess Cadence Notevil Goodpony, and... 0:01:31.095,0:01:39.068 My brother!? 0:01:39.068,0:01:41.066 Your brother's Francis Sparkle? 0:01:41.066,0:01:46.057 I didn't know you were related to the lead singer of pop band B.B.B.F.F! 0:01:46.057,0:01:49.015 Hey baby, I'm the only colt 0:01:49.015,0:01:51.046 Ugh, you know I don't like to brag! 0:01:51.046,0:01:54.062 Francis said when he left with his band that he would come back for me! 0:01:54.062,0:01:57.002 That's the only reason I allowed him to leave! 0:01:57.002,0:02:01.002 Yeah Twilight, it's majorly uncool that you didn't find out about this sooner. 0:02:01.002,0:02:04.068 You're so smart and pretty and a WAY better match for Francis! 0:02:04.068,0:02:06.008 You're so beautiful Twilight... 0:02:06.008,0:02:08.064 I wish WE could be together. 0:02:08.064,0:02:11.011 Sandwich, I TOLD you I don't have feelings for you. 0:02:11.011,0:02:15.062 I'm holding out for Mr. Right, and that's my brother! 0:02:15.062,0:02:18.097 Um, Twilight, you're even scaring me. 0:02:18.097,0:02:23.004 I'm sorry, it's just that I always thought that I was the one for my brother. 0:02:23.004,0:02:27.002 I'm in love with him. 0:02:27.002,0:02:31.082 We're not biologically related. 0:02:31.082,0:02:43.001 He and I were raised side by side, but he was actually adopted, so technically it's ok that I'm also attracted to him! 0:02:43.001,0:02:47.042 I gave you my heart and then you turned around 0:02:47.042,0:02:52.006 The secrets that we shared, the moments that you cared 0:02:52.006,0:02:56.000 I gave you my heart and then you turned around 0:02:56.000,0:03:00.084 We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping after dark 0:03:00.084,0:03:05.015 I gave you my heart and then you turned around 0:03:05.015,0:03:09.057 Depressing melodies, suppressing fantasies 0:03:09.057,0:03:21.011 I gave you my heart and then you turned around 0:03:21.011,0:03:24.006 I always wanted my own brother 0:03:24.006,0:03:27.006 And then he showed up at our door 0:03:27.006,0:03:30.008 I didn't question where he came from 0:03:30.008,0:03:32.097 I wasn't lonely anymore 0:03:32.097,0:03:36.008 Soon we did everything together 0:03:36.008,0:03:39.004 He taught me how to fly a kite 0:03:39.004,0:03:42.008 I watched him grow into a stallion 0:03:42.008,0:03:44.017 I watched him sleep in bed at night 0:03:44.017,0:03:45.063 It's not... 0:03:45.063,0:03:48.002 ...creepy 0:03:48.002,0:03:51.000 But then he signed that record label 0:03:51.000,0:03:54.013 A cute quintet of boyish sound 0:03:54.013,0:03:57.001 But now that everybody loves him 0:03:57.001,0:04:00.012 I'm just a face out in the crowd 0:04:00.012,0:04:03.005 I threw myself into my studies 0:04:03.005,0:04:06.008 To have the world in my control 0:04:06.008,0:04:09.005 I vaporized the competition 0:04:09.005,0:04:11.002 Nobody understands me 0:04:11.002,0:04:12.071 It's not... 0:04:12.071,0:04:13.087 ...evil 0:04:13.087,0:04:16.094 I gave you my heart and then you turned around 0:04:16.094,0:04:20.000 Romantic pony dreams, they never came to be 0:04:20.000,0:04:22.068 I gave you my heart and then you turned around 0:04:22.068,0:04:25.091 Twilight please make this song end, we're a bunch of floating heads! 0:04:25.091,0:04:30.094 Just take it from me, I know you'll come around! 0:04:30.094,0:04:34.029 Though the law forbids it, this is kismet 0:04:34.029,0:04:37.003 Say "I do" and seal our souls together 0:04:37.003,0:04:40.038 Voulez-vous, our love will last forever 0:04:40.038,0:04:47.076 Since we're not related it'll be OK 0:04:47.076,0:04:53.092 So different now from what it seemed 0:04:53.092,0:05:04.027 Now life has killed the dream I dreamed 0:05:04.027,0:05:09.006 That was the creepiest thing I've ever heard. 0:05:09.006,0:05:12.084 While Twilight was singing that song, I thought up a new word. 0:05:12.084,0:05:14.014 It's called "blarf"! 0:05:14.014,0:05:17.053 I don't know what it means yet, but I know it's gonna be big! 0:05:17.053,0:05:20.038 Hey, look who's finally invited! 0:05:20.038,0:05:23.002 Victory for Spike the dragon! 0:05:23.002,0:05:29.073 I wonder if I'll be a prominent part of this episode? 0:05:29.073,0:05:32.028 Are you gonna be a sourpuss, sourpatch? 0:05:32.028,0:05:34.094 I'm just thinking about B.B.B.F.F. 0:05:34.094,0:05:43.006 Ben, Ben, Ben, Frances, and Francis are planning their 2013 Desperation tour, so I'll probably see my brother even less than before. 0:05:43.006,0:05:44.042 Come on now. 0:05:44.042,0:05:45.069 You're his sister! 0:05:45.069,0:05:47.073 You could always be a groupie. 0:05:47.073,0:05:53.085 Or I could be his legally binded groupie for life! 0:05:53.085,0:06:03.071 This force field prevents all dragons from entering Canterlot. 0:06:03.071,0:06:07.014 Woah! What's with all the multiracial guards? 0:06:07.014,0:06:13.023 It's important to demonstrate to kids that both blacks AND whites can be subservient to our white demi-god. 0:06:13.023,0:06:15.005 I hope we don't have to wait in line. 0:06:15.005,0:06:17.089 You do, but I have a fast pass. 0:06:17.089,0:06:26.004 I'm the Princess of the Night. 0:06:26.004,0:06:29.005 You've got me stomping mad, Francis! 0:06:29.005,0:06:30.065 Twily! 0:06:30.065,0:06:32.079 I haven't seen you since the Brohoof Bash! 0:06:32.079,0:06:34.026 How's my favorite sibling? 0:06:34.026,0:06:38.082 How dare you expect a brohoof when you're getting married without my permission!? 0:06:38.082,0:06:40.037 Sorry Twily! 0:06:40.037,0:06:42.053 Things have been totally gnarly around here. 0:06:42.053,0:06:45.063 And I mean the bad kinda gnarly, where things are gnarled! 0:06:45.063,0:06:48.015 I don't care about your problems! 0:06:48.015,0:06:49.058 There's no excuse. 0:06:49.058,0:06:51.091 Sorry I wicked bailed on you, Twi-Twi. 0:06:51.091,0:06:54.097 I was too busy shredding waves, and eating corn dogs! 0:06:54.097,0:06:59.066 I haven't even had time to read all those pink, flowery-scented letters you keep sending me! 0:06:59.066,0:07:01.096 I hope the guards didn't give you any trouble. 0:07:01.096,0:07:08.073 Since this wedding is so important, the military is enforcing a strict friend-zone. 0:07:08.073,0:07:10.008 I know we've gotten distant lately. 0:07:10.008,0:07:15.081 It seems like the only times I see you anymore are through ghostly images of your disembodied head! 0:07:15.081,0:07:19.002 How could you think it's okay to go off and start your own family? 0:07:19.002,0:07:21.085 Don't you know that you're supposed to be MY family? 0:07:21.085,0:07:24.004 Hey. You're my little sister. 0:07:24.004,0:07:27.017 That's why I want you to be a big part of my wedding! 0:07:27.017,0:07:30.034 Because I love you the way all brother loves their little sisters! 0:07:30.034,0:07:32.088 You want me to be a big part of your wedding!? 0:07:32.088,0:07:34.066 Well.. yeah! 0:07:34.066,0:07:37.059 I accept! 0:07:37.059,0:07:41.000 But when we get rid of this other mare, we'll have to make it look like an accident. 0:07:41.000,0:07:44.000 Who even is this Cadence Notevil Goodpony? 0:07:44.000,0:07:50.069 Cadence is a world peace advocate, an organ donor, a wildlife conservationist, a children's book author... 0:07:50.069,0:07:53.018 ...and the freely elected leader of her own country! 0:07:53.018,0:07:55.077 Francis, I told you, I don't like to brag! 0:07:55.077,0:07:56.076 Hi there! 0:07:56.076,0:07:59.012 I will destroy you and steal your fiancé! 0:07:59.012,0:08:06.005 Booty-booty-booty-booty rockin' everywhere! 0:08:06.005,0:08:09.064 Cadence, it's me, Twilight! 0:08:09.064,0:08:14.009 Uh-huh. 0:08:14.009,0:08:16.032 I'm so glad we're all together now. 0:08:16.032,0:08:21.021 My little unicorn sister, who I love in a completely platonic way. 0:08:21.021,0:08:26.056 And my beautiful alicorn bride, who I love with burning romantic passion! 0:08:26.056,0:08:28.058 Now, you two get bonding. 0:08:28.058,0:08:33.004 I incest! 0:08:33.004,0:08:34.078 Don't worry, Spike! 0:08:34.078,0:08:37.033 We'll adopt you! 0:08:37.033,0:08:38.081 Hiya, Princess! 0:08:38.081,0:08:41.026 Please, you can just call me Cadence. 0:08:41.026,0:08:44.002 Hiya, Princess Princess Princess Princess! 0:08:44.002,0:08:46.068 I whipped up some special treats just for you! 0:08:46.068,0:08:52.044 Oh good! 0:08:52.044,0:08:55.061 I thought I told you I'm allergic to apples... 0:08:55.061,0:08:56.004 Sure did! 0:08:56.004,0:09:00.000 I ignore things that challenge me! 0:09:00.000,0:09:01.085 Enjoy all those apple tarts! 0:09:01.085,0:09:09.059 I know how you love apples! 0:09:09.059,0:09:13.058 And when she looks at me, it's like she thinks I'm not special! 0:09:13.058,0:09:16.059 Oh, I'll be so much happier when she's gone for good! 0:09:16.059,0:09:17.057 Wait, what? 0:09:17.057,0:09:18.076 Is she talking about me? 0:09:18.076,0:09:19.001 Your Highness![br]Is she talking about me? 0:09:19.001,0:09:19.079 Your Highness! 0:09:19.079,0:09:26.009 Let me start by saying that you and Francis Sparkle will have many, many beautiful babies! 0:09:26.009,0:09:28.083 O...k... is my dress ready? 0:09:28.083,0:09:31.002 Oh, right, the dress. 0:09:31.002,0:09:35.042 It's made entirely of spider silk, and stroger than kevlar! 0:09:35.042,0:09:38.057 But thinner than filament! 0:09:38.057,0:09:41.083 Hm, well, it doesn't really look like a wedding dress. 0:09:41.083,0:09:43.051 I think it's lovely! 0:09:43.051,0:09:44.004 Me too! 0:09:44.004,0:09:46.017 I like pants! 0:09:46.017,0:09:49.083 Just fix the dress, ok? 0:09:49.083,0:09:53.066 Gee, maybe her name should be Princess Stupid! 0:09:53.066,0:09:58.005 Suh-wish! 0:09:58.005,0:10:01.049 Oh, hi, sister, I've been looking everywhere for you. 0:10:01.049,0:10:01.007 This is actually a bad time.[br]Oh, hi, sister, I've been looking everywhere for you. 0:10:01.007,0:10:03.029 This is actually a bad time. 0:10:03.029,0:10:05.039 Oh, uh, ok... 0:10:05.039,0:10:07.025 Bet I can guess what you're all thinking. 0:10:07.025,0:10:12.079 Cadence is an evil shapeshifter queen who's trying to feast on my brother's love! 0:10:12.079,0:10:14.005 We're so proud! 0:10:14.005,0:10:16.039 Spike, dreams are for winners! 0:10:16.039,0:10:18.052 Cadence seems perfectly normal! 0:10:18.052,0:10:24.097 I'm sure you're just projecting your flaws. 0:10:24.097,0:10:27.016 Rarity, she rejected your dress! 0:10:27.016,0:10:29.000 Well, of course she did! 0:10:29.000,0:10:32.015 And she was very gracious about my blatant insanity. 0:10:32.015,0:10:36.046 Applejack, did you see the way she kicked that baby in the face? 0:10:36.046,0:10:39.054 Well, I don't remember that, but I'll take your word for it. 0:10:39.054,0:10:43.019 And, I saw her painting blood runes in the castle courtyard! 0:10:43.019,0:10:45.089 I thought it was awfully sweet of her to help me with that. 0:10:45.089,0:10:49.003 Rainbow Dash, you must have noticed her devil horns and bad breath. 0:10:49.003,0:10:54.081 Woah, what are these weird thingies on my back? 0:10:54.081,0:11:01.003 Good news, Twilight. Cadence is going to become our seventh official cast member! 0:11:01.003,0:11:02.001 Don't you get it!? 0:11:02.001,0:11:04.047 You're all just pawns in one of her sick mind games! 0:11:04.047,0:11:07.043 She'll destroy you all to fulfill her own selfish desires! 0:11:07.043,0:11:11.035 Sugarcube, you're talking crazier than rattlesnake in a spelling bee. 0:11:11.035,0:11:12.051 Mm-hmm. 0:11:12.051,0:11:27.033 I'm the Princess of the Night, and I always get what I want! 0:11:27.033,0:11:29.031 Twily! 0:11:29.031,0:11:32.064 Look Twily, it's shiny, your favorite! 0:11:32.064,0:11:34.091 Huh? Twily sad! 0:11:34.091,0:11:37.052 We need to talk. I secretly have feelings for y- 0:11:37.052,0:11:37.092 Hello?[br]We need to talk. I secretly have feelings for y- 0:11:37.092,0:11:38.035 We need to talk. I secretly have feelings for y- 0:11:38.035,0:11:40.054 Oh, uh, hi, corndog! 0:11:40.054,0:11:43.038 Look who crawled out of her coffin. 0:11:43.038,0:11:46.006 Could I speak to you for a moment, dear? 0:11:46.006,0:11:51.074 I'm gonna get laid! 0:11:51.074,0:11:54.032 Twilight and her friends are all really weird. 0:11:54.032,0:11:57.055 What are you talkin' about? They're radical! 0:11:57.055,0:12:02.609 No, her friends are all one-dimensional caricatures and it's starting to rub off on you. 0:12:02.609,0:12:03.772 That's not true! 0:12:03.772,0:12:06.252 You're wearing an outfit made of corndogs! 0:12:06.252,0:12:08.664 You know how much I love corndogs! 0:12:08.664,0:12:09.593 What!? 0:12:09.593,0:12:14.064 Ever since Twilight got here, you've been acting like some poorly written gag character! 0:12:14.064,0:12:16.072 What's going on now? Are you hurt? 0:12:16.072,0:12:18.024 Did SHE do this? 0:12:18.024,0:12:22.633 Cadence is evil! 0:12:22.633,0:12:27.803 Twily? 0:12:27.803,0:12:30.775 Oh, Twilight, do you wanna hang out? 0:12:30.775,0:12:32.904 Oh, uh, ok, maybe later. 0:12:32.904,0:12:34.596 Everyone pay attention to me! 0:12:34.596,0:12:35.433 I think Cadence is- 0:12:35.433,0:12:35.076 Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns![br]I think Cadence is- 0:12:35.076,0:12:39.012 Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! 0:12:39.012,0:12:40.000 What're you..?[br]Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! 0:12:40.000,0:12:40.073 Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! 0:12:40.073,0:12:40.289 Oh, I've got one![br]Puns! Puns! Puns! Puns! 0:12:40.289,0:12:41.076 Oh, I've got one! 0:12:41.076,0:12:44.633 What about, "Neigh Yes to Distress"? 0:12:44.633,0:12:48.541 Hey Twilight, we're thinkin' of different puns for the episode title! 0:12:48.541,0:12:50.011 You're thinking of puns? 0:12:50.011,0:12:51.052 Without me!? 0:12:51.052,0:12:52.203 But girls! 0:12:52.203,0:12:55.372 For example, "Oh Brother, Where Art Vows"? 0:12:55.372,0:12:57.169 What about, "Horse Drawn Marriage"? 0:12:57.169,0:12:59.004 Or, "Put Out to Pastor"? 0:12:59.004,0:13:00.713 Or, "Significant Brother"? 0:13:00.713,0:13:04.073 Maybe we can just kinda divide it into parts and use them all? 0:13:04.073,0:13:06.025 Dash, whatchu smokin', girl? 0:13:06.025,0:13:08.036 "To Hat and to Hold". 0:13:08.036,0:13:09.012 That's a good one! 0:13:09.012,0:13:13.255 I would have said, "Foaly Matripony". 0:13:13.255,0:13:17.569 Oh staircase, you're my only friend. 0:13:17.569,0:13:29.975 Yes I love my brother, Francis Spa~arkle! 0:13:29.975,0:13:32.461 Socker Boppers! 0:13:32.461,0:13:33.895 You can sock all day... 0:13:33.895,0:13:35.415 ...and bop all night! 0:13:35.415,0:13:38.233 Socker Boppers! 0:13:38.233,0:13:39.476 More fun than... 0:13:39.476,0:13:41.015 ...a pillow fight! 0:13:41.015,0:13:43.396 Blow em up, put your hand inside! 0:13:43.396,0:13:44.933 Get ready to have... 0:13:44.933,0:13:46.333 ...the time of your life! 0:13:46.333,0:13:49.226 Socker Boppers! 0:13:49.226,0:13:51.406 Socker Boppers. More fun than a pillow fight. 0:13:51.406,0:13:53.018 By Big Time Toys. 0:13:53.018,0:14:01.333 Socker Boppers! 0:14:01.333,0:14:08.226 Welcome, citizens of Equestria, to the humble wedding of Princess Cadence, and Francis Sparkle. 0:14:08.226,0:14:14.052 Rather than having an extravagent wedding, Cadence has donated the wedding budget to cancer research. 0:14:14.052,0:14:22.024 And now, Francis will complete the ceremony by doing a triple kickflip off of this skateboard. 0:14:22.024,0:14:26.038 Hey, where did my skateboard go? 0:14:26.038,0:14:27.673 Blah-LAA! 0:14:27.673,0:14:30.092 I stole your skateboard and I'm gonna ruin your wedding! 0:14:30.092,0:14:33.473 You won't be grinding anything tonight! 0:14:33.473,0:14:34.686 Don't worry! 0:14:34.686,0:14:36.586 I've still got my razor scooter. 0:14:36.586,0:14:38.074 Maybe we should just ignore her. 0:14:38.074,0:14:40.076 Stop ignoring me! 0:14:40.076,0:14:42.133 Drama! 0:14:42.133,0:14:44.433 She's evil! 0:14:44.433,0:14:46.036 Just because she's a princess... 0:14:46.036,0:14:48.953 ...Cadence thinks she can have whatever I want! 0:14:48.953,0:15:00.933 But I know she's mean and wicked, and if I were crazy could I do THIS? 0:15:00.933,0:15:02.273 I... wuh... 0:15:02.273,0:15:05.022 Why are you doing this to me!? 0:15:05.022,0:15:07.008 Because I hate you! 0:15:07.008,0:15:08.686 Get out! 0:15:08.686,0:15:16.094 The only one worthy of my brother's love is me! 0:15:16.094,0:15:23.346 I hereby decree that Francis Sparkle and Twilight Sparkle are officially married! 0:15:23.346,0:15:30.713 They aren't really biologically related, so this isn't weird at all. 0:15:30.713,0:15:35.034 Whaddya know? I threw a tantrum and everything turned out exactly the way I wanted it to. 0:15:35.034,0:15:36.094 That's how we know I'm the good guy! 0:15:36.094,0:15:39.056 I sure am happy to be marrying you, Twily. 0:15:39.056,0:15:42.613 But what happened to that OTHER purple princess? 0:15:42.613,0:15:45.986 Oh don't worry, I took care of her. 0:15:45.986,0:15:48.093 No, please don't hurt me! 0:15:48.093,0:15:49.773 You stay here! 0:15:49.773,0:16:14.353 Yes of course, I'll do anything you ask, just leave me alone, I'll do anything! 0:16:14.353,0:16:19.038 Gee, this has been one crazy week and yet, I feel nothing! 0:16:19.038,0:16:22.026 And you never will again. 0:16:22.026,0:16:26.213 Cowabunga! 0:16:26.213,0:16:28.946 Now THIS was a blarf wedding. 0:16:28.946,0:16:31.353 I can't believe Twilight's married! 0:16:31.353,9:59:59.000 This is really gonna change the status quo!