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Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.00,0:01:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EPISODE 2\N"THE HARVEST"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.04,0:01:56.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Hey Maria.\N- Hi Negro, come in.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.07,0:01:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I bet the fucker's still asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.01,0:02:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, he's up,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.09,0:02:03.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he even went to the shop this morning!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.01,0:02:07.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have a seat and wait.\NI think he's showering.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.08,0:02:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everything's so strange today!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.00,0:02:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maria is Lefty's sister.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.00,0:02:20.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She ran away from home aged 15,\Nand was missing for 14 years.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.00,0:02:26.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nobody knows what she did those years,\Nbut she is tough, a fighter!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.00,0:02:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe thats why she makes me so horny...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.08,0:02:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..well that and her ass is hot!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.10,0:02:41.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Negro!\NWould you like to fuck me all night?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.09,0:02:43.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.06,0:02:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you want some toast?\NMan, you're always so dozy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.01,0:02:55.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, thanks,\NI never eat before smoking.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.03,0:02:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok I'm going, tell Lefty...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.03,0:03:03.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey man, hurry up, Negro's waiting!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.01,0:03:11.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going now!\NSee you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.02,0:03:12.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music) Suck me! Suck me!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.10,0:03:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music) But don't let me see your face!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.05,0:03:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's up!\N- Hey man!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.05,0:03:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- She's gone right?\N- Yeah man.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.07,0:03:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At this time each year we go on a\N"harvest" trip.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.06,0:03:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lefty usually deals with Barbara.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.10,0:03:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She travels to Morocco once a month,\Nto bring gear back to our neighbourhood.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.00,0:03:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Barbara's known in the neighbourhood for\Nthe quality and quantity she brings.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.02,0:03:57.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.04,0:03:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She transports it in her vagina.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.07,0:04:01.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over the years it has grown...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.08,0:04:05.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..to around the size of\Na Great Dane puppy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.07,0:04:11.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Over time she learned to benefit\Nfrom her baggy vagina.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.00,0:04:19.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She'll never need to carry\Na bag around again.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.08,0:04:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, in October we travel South,\Nto find freshly harvested marijuana.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.00,0:04:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Which is drying, waiting for collection.\NFor four years it's been our ritual.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.00,0:04:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Is Sentry not coming?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.01,0:04:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm calling him, but he doesn't answer.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.06,0:04:47.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Probably fell asleep.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.08,0:04:50.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lefty does the business,\NI check the product,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.08,0:04:54.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and in case of problems...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:54.00,0:04:56.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..we bring Khaki.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.07,0:04:58.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Khaki is the violent type.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.01,0:05:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was in the army then in prison.\NI suppose that'll harden anybody.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.03,0:05:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He walked into prison,\Nbut came out in a wheelchair,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.08,0:05:12.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,which shortened his sentence.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.07,0:05:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He tells the story of\Na hard fight in the prison yard.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.00,0:05:21.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He took out five guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.00,0:06:10.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,then some coward broke his spine\Nwith a metal bar.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.02,0:06:13.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's another rumour about his injury,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.02,0:06:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that it hapenned in the shower\Nnot the yard,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.02,0:06:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and it was a slip not a lethal fight.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.04,0:06:22.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They also say the pole wasn't metal,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.03,0:06:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but you all know how rumours work...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.08,0:06:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mate, need help?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:41.00,0:06:43.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What mate?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.00,0:06:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What mate? I'm not you're mate!\NYou faggot! Stinky fucking hippy!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:47.06,0:06:50.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You think I can't cross\Nthe fucking street?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.05,0:06:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Help! You want some help?\NWell fucking have some!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.02,0:06:58.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking hippy!\NI'm gonna get you and kill you!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.02,0:06:59.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want my help?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.10,0:07:02.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I only met him after he had the chair,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.01,0:07:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so I don't know if that's the reason\Nfor his anger and raging temper.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.00,0:07:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's a really dangerous guy,\Nespecially because you wouldn't guess so.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.01,0:07:19.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you heard about that guy\Nthat made some machine,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.05,0:07:23.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's going to destroy the world?\NOr something?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.06,0:07:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those arseholes shouldn't fuck around\Nwith the world so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.07,0:07:31.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stephen Hawking should create a\Nhydraulic system for his boner,
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.08,0:07:33.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not help those studies.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.07,0:07:35.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what's the name?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.05,0:07:40.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Steven Hawking! The one on four wheels,\Nlooks like he's drinking from a tap!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.08,0:07:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No the other thing!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.06,0:07:44.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ah, the actual thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.04,0:07:48.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the study about the big bang\Nand the galaxy, and all that shit.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.10,0:07:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who cares?\NEveryone knows whats going to happen.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.04,0:07:55.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what's it called?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.02,0:07:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Black holes man!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.00,0:08:00.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They suck everything they find,\Njust like your mum!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.07,0:08:02.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But what's the machine called?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:02.01,0:08:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The accelerator?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.01,0:08:07.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What accelerator?\N- Proton accelerator!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:07.06,0:08:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, pull my alligator!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.00,0:08:19.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What's up with him?\N- He's in love with a beast.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:19.05,0:08:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man! Fuck off Negro!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.03,0:08:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know what happens...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.03,0:08:25.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go to hell man!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:25.05,0:08:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mate Lefty, Jesus man.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.05,0:08:30.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's like...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.08,0:08:34.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..like when you watch a film...\N..and you cry.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:34.09,0:08:37.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It means you really liked the film,\Nyou know?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.09,0:08:39.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you ... you don't say so.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.10,0:08:44.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't tell anyone!\NYou just don't divulge that information!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:44.03,0:08:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You only rent it, and if anyone sees\Nyou say...
Dialogue: 0,0:08:47.01,0:08:54.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oops, I got confused and I made a mistake.\NI wanted a Steven Seagal film.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.05,0:08:56.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're retards!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.03,0:08:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lefty has always thought about\Nthings a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.03,0:09:03.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He isolated himself as a kid,\Ntrapped in his own imagination.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.03,0:09:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He even had an imaginary friend.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.06,0:09:07.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A black kid called Will.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.05,0:09:15.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah nigger, you're fucking ace bro!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.01,0:09:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His dad was a country man,\Na man of few words,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:18.07,0:09:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a man who worked hard\Nto support his family.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:21.08,0:09:25.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After the early rebellion\Nof his daughter, Maria,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.00,0:09:40.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,he had other plans for young Lefty.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.09,0:09:45.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's...\Nsomething I want us to talk about son.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:45.03,0:09:49.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look I think the time has come ..\Nthat we had a talk .. man-to-man,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.08,0:09:52.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,understand?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.01,0:09:54.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.01,0:09:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This family has a long tradition,\Nwell, in an ancient profession.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:59.00,0:10:04.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,By ancient I mean, the profession,\Nwell it's hundreds of years old.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.01,0:10:06.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Our "Antunez" family is...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.09,0:10:08.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..well, we are...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.09,0:10:11.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..we are and will be...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:11.07,0:10:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well... "breeding hands".
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.00,0:10:21.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guides horse's member during copulation.\N(THE GUY WHO HELPS HORSES FUCK)
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.02,0:10:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm the town's "breeding hand."\NYou've known that since you were small.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:26.04,0:10:29.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And, well, your grandfather was,\Nwell let's see,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:29.10,0:10:34.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,one of the most famous "hands"\Nin the country.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.01,0:10:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And... Ernesto... Ernesto Antunez,\Nyour great-grandfather.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:38.04,0:10:40.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My grandfather.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:40.04,0:10:42.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, Ernesto...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:42.02,0:10:44.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..he was...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:44.01,0:10:47.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..overall, well he was,\Nthe best in the world.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:47.00,0:10:51.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The best "breeding hand" in the world\Nwas your great-grandfather,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:51.07,0:10:55.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,my grandfather. So...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:55.00,0:11:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..well... I think it's time you...\Nlearnt the ... profession, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:00.00,0:11:06.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because, well it's tied to your surname,\Nthe name Antunez.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:06.07,0:11:11.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll see. Come here,\NI'll teach you the first lesson.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.09,0:11:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The first thing a "breeding hand"\Ndoes is roll up their sleeves.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:16.02,0:11:19.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You'll see the "tools of the trade."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:19.03,0:11:23.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Then, our objective is to...\N..help the beast, so it doesn't suffer.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:23.09,0:11:27.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, say this is the beast,\Nand here's it's apparatus.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:27.01,0:11:32.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're in front of the apparatus,\Nso with the left hand, the finger,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.01,0:11:35.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you open it,\Nbecause were going to lubricate it,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:35.03,0:11:40.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,first we lubricate and dilate it,\Nso the male can penetrate the female.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:40.07,0:11:46.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So with the thumb, we open the apparatus,\Nalright? And we introduce our tool.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:46.06,0:11:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We insert it really deep, ok?\NThen deeper, there, further, further.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.00,0:11:54.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There, inside, there, ok?\NSo it's easier for the beast.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.08,0:11:57.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So when it starts...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:57.03,0:11:59.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eh? Don't run away!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:59.01,0:12:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me go girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.00,0:12:13.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop running! Don't run away!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.04,0:12:17.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lefty would have had a different life\Nif his saviour was a policeman,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.09,0:12:19.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a nice old lady,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:19.07,0:12:22.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or a priest.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:22.01,0:12:27.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,However, what appeared was a species,\Nvery abundant in Spain in the 80's.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:27.07,0:12:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way! A kid!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:30.02,0:12:33.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kid, what you doing here?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:33.04,0:12:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You haven't got a lighter, have you?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:37.04,0:12:43.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His new tutor explains how Lefty\Nended up the way he did.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.03,0:12:47.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, we're there.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.10,0:12:51.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Merysvilla is a unique place.\NWith a population of 250,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:51.08,0:12:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in the countryside,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:53.06,0:12:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it grows the most marijuana per head\Nin the country.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:57.00,0:13:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so far from everything,\Nthat it isn't even on most maps.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:01.01,0:13:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This removes the fear.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:23.03,0:13:26.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"Fatty Ramon" is our contact in town.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:26.01,0:13:28.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The largest grass producer,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.00,0:13:29.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in every sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.09,0:13:31.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A man dedicated to his land,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.09,0:13:42.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,respected and feared by his people.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:42.01,0:13:46.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He negotiates without fear,\Ncultivating in the open,
Dialogue: 0,0:13:46.03,0:13:52.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and transporting in bags of 5kg.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:52.06,0:13:54.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How are things gents?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:54.04,0:13:57.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good Fatty. We're here to see you,\NLike every year.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.08,0:14:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Negro, you're anxious to try the gear,\Nright?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.08,0:14:02.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know me so well, Fatty.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:02.07,0:14:10.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The tubs on the shelf have\Nthe different varieties.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.01,0:14:12.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not that one! You want that one!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:12.03,0:14:17.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those are my mum's ashes.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:17.00,0:14:20.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lefty, you know she liked\Nto put grass between my clothes,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.10,0:14:24.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and to burn some for Christ,\Nfor it's aroma.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:24.00,0:14:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Much better than incense.\NSorry about your mum I didn't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:28.01,0:14:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was four months ago.\NShe burnt more than grass.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:31.00,0:14:33.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She burnt her bedroom.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.00,0:14:35.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gentlemen, I'm going for a piss.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:35.07,0:14:38.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you want help?
Dialogue: 0,0:14:38.08,0:14:41.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your mum needs help!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:41.03,0:15:02.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave him Ezequiel,\Nhe knows how to go alone.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:02.10,0:15:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting a whitey. I'm really dizzy.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.06,0:15:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need sugar.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.07,0:15:09.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They did shopping yesterday.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:09.01,0:15:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah? So I'm going to make myself\Na sandwich with white chocolate spread.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:22.02,0:15:23.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What's wrong?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.10,0:15:26.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nutella, on sale, three for two.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:26.07,0:15:28.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.05,0:15:30.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are your standards?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:30.09,0:15:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are your principles?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:33.01,0:15:37.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So are we going to roll\Nour joints with rizla?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:37.07,0:15:41.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Am I going to start drinking my whisky\Nwith Pepsi!?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:41.00,0:15:57.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If it has a discount\Nwe'll buy skimmed milk?
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.00,0:16:00.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shall we do the deal Ramon?\NAs usual, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.08,0:16:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,As you know,\Nproduction has been bad this year.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.09,0:16:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The rain was out out of season,\Nand because the crops were infected.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:09.02,0:16:11.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The price needs to go up a little.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.06,0:16:13.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How much is a little?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.00,0:16:16.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Five hundred.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:16.00,0:16:19.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're joking!\N- It hurts me more than you.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:19.00,0:16:21.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you mean you're trying to hurt me!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:21.06,0:16:26.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How many years did I buy here?\NNot one, nor two, nor three, but three!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:26.02,0:16:31.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, there are 249 people out there\Nwho would sell to me for a good price.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:31.00,0:16:33.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know I'm cheaper than them.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:33.06,0:16:36.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You were. Now you want to fuck me over.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.05,0:16:39.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In this town\Nyou wont find any cheaper.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:39.06,0:16:43.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I can always ask,\Nwe might be in for a surprise!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:43.02,0:16:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're bluffing.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:45.00,0:16:47.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on Negro.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.01,0:16:51.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ok! Ok! Ok! wait there! I'll leave it\Nat the same price as usual.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.04,0:16:53.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucking bastard!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:53.02,0:16:56.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew we'd agree in the end.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.01,0:16:59.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not posh like your other clients\Nthat you screw over.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:59.09,0:17:03.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm from the street!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:03.00,0:17:07.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my teacher,\Nwell he was a street rat who...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:07.02,0:18:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Lefty, because he has two left hands...
Dialogue: 0,0:18:00.09,0:18:03.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go Khaki!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:03.08,0:18:05.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fucker!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:05.06,0:18:08.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Let me at him!\N- I'm going to fucking shoot you!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:08.09,0:18:14.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Leave me Negro, I'll waste him!\NPlease leave me, I'll kill him!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:14.04,0:18:16.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sons of bitches!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:16.02,0:18:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Negro! The chair,\Ncome on put it in quick!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:19.02,0:18:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You! Start the engine!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:33.05,0:18:36.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jesus Christ.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:36.02,0:18:40.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look what they did to the sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:40.01,0:18:42.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Euch!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:42.07,0:18:45.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You want it?
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.01,0:19:01.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eat.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.00,0:19:03.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No way!\NMan!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.04,0:19:06.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'm hit!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:06.08,0:19:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You're hit?\N- Fucking Fatty hit me!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:09.03,0:19:14.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You injured or what?\N- But it was in the leg!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:14.00,0:19:16.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't feel it man!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.05,0:19:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look Negro!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:19.02,0:19:22.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put your finger in! Come here,\Nput your finger in!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:22.05,0:19:25.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No way Khaki!\N- Put you finger in!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:25.02,0:19:33.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- No Khaki, no way!\N- Come on put your fucking finger in!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:33.06,0:19:37.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's sweet man!\NIt's kind of warm.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:37.06,0:19:40.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You see.\N- Yeah, you try Lefty.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:40.01,0:19:42.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's absolutely no chance!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:42.06,0:19:45.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:45.00,0:19:50.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Put it in man! You wont regret it.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:50.01,0:19:55.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow... ..that's amazing!\NIt's like a little fanny, isn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:55.03,0:20:00.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you know what this reminds me of?\NWhen I was on a manoeuvre.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:00.02,0:20:05.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There wasn't one single fucking woman\Nwithin a 30Km radius.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:05.00,0:20:08.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was just sun, a lot of heat,\Nand melons.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:08.01,0:20:11.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A load of melons.\NDo you know what we did?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:11.01,0:20:15.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After sitting in the sun\Nwe put a little hole in the melons,
Dialogue: 0,0:20:15.08,0:20:17.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and Bam!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:17.05,0:20:19.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Slip the salami in!
Dialogue: 0,0:20:19.04,0:20:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's called phytophilia.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:21.04,0:20:24.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Phytophilia?\N- Yep, fucking fruit.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:24.07,0:20:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Remember? That was on channel 47.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:27.02,0:20:31.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys with masks waiting their turn,\Nthen fucking melons.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:31.01,0:20:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah man, and they say things changed...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.09,0:20:39.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,True.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:39.01,0:20:42.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey Khaki, and the melons...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:42.09,0:20:48.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- ..did they need to be a certain type?\N- Of course, those sweet yellow ones.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:48.08,0:21:16.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Did you eat them after?\N- Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:16.07,0:21:18.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, you two! Cocksuckers!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:18.07,0:21:28.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look in the car boot.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:28.06,0:21:32.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's strange.\NSometimes luck just appears,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:32.06,0:21:35.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but sometimes it has a body and...
Dialogue: 0,0:21:35.01,0:21:36.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Shut your face Negro!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:36.09,0:21:40.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You've talked\Nfor the whole fucking episode.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:40.00,0:21:44.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know the grumpy guy\Nwho doesn't like people to piss him off,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:44.00,0:21:46.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,trained to kill with one hand,
Dialogue: 0,0:21:46.07,0:21:51.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,phytophiliac,\Na Stephen Seagal fan who acts tough?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:51.00,0:21:54.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Gents, I'm going for a piss.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:54.02,0:21:58.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The guy who put the merchandise\Nin the car to save time.
Dialogue: 0,0:21:58.06,0:22:01.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just so he could say, tada!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:01.05,0:22:04.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's ok, it's already done.
Dialogue: 0,0:22:04.05,0:22:12.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well that's me!
Dialogue: 0,0:22:12.09,9:59:59.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And fuck you, motherfucker!