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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello! I went Yeti Fishing at 3 a.m., and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.30,0:00:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to be honest, it was probably the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.93,0:00:07.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,luckiest I've ever gotten in terms of
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.19,0:00:09.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,drops. This was actually streamed, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.47,0:00:11.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,two and a half weeks ago, but I have been
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.39,0:00:13.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,extremely busy with schoolwork, to the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.33,0:00:15.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,point where I've only been taking breaks
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.75,0:00:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to eat and play in Pit major events. So,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.30,0:00:20.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you know, only the essentials. But during
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.65,0:00:24.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that time, I saw something that was quite
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.41,0:00:28.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,rare. On my sky.lea.moe page, I hadn't
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.33,0:00:31.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,logged in within four days. That's only
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.44,0:00:33.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,happened, like, five times ever. Wow,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.48,0:00:35.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that's kind of sad. But if you want to
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.31,0:00:37.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,support me and my garbage upload schedule,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.36,0:00:39.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,make sure to subscribe and also join the
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.27,0:00:41.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Discord down down in the description. But
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.53,0:00:43.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,without further ado, here is Yeti fishing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.98,0:00:44.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at 3 a.m..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.34,0:00:47.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Why did I really start streaming at 2:30?'
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.56,0:00:49.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know, man. 'Name the title <Not
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.74,0:00:52.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,clickbait, gone sexual>?' Nah, that's a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.55,0:00:55.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bit too far. Because we are, like, dealing
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.45,0:00:58.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with children monkeys here, and that's a
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.60,0:01:00.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,bit - that's a bit strange, to put 'gone
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.48,0:01:03.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sexual' in the title, then. If I'm not
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.87,0:01:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lying, that is a bit weird.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.43,0:01:07.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Imagine you get a Yeti pet at 3 am. That
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.80,0:01:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,would be such a poggers champ moment,\Ndude.'
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.00,0:01:11.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All the clickbait would be mine.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.100,0:01:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'How do you not have Youtuber rank, you're
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.24,0:01:17.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so good?' Well generally, it's because I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.18,0:01:19.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,do not have 30 thousand subscribers. If I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.47,0:01:21.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,had to put in a guess, that would be it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.11,0:01:24.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Easiest way to get to fishing 25?' Imma
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.03,0:01:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,be honest, you just gotta fish, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.08,0:01:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not really something you can, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.34,0:01:30.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,buy the best gear and then just grind it
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.98,0:01:33.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out anymore. You have to, like, upgrade\Nstuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.89,0:01:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, give Cat disc. Yes, give. Give, yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.51,0:01:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give - wait! No - oh my God.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.29,0:01:42.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'How did you get foraging 50 without dying
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.27,0:01:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,irl?' I literally did. I died irl. That is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.60,0:01:48.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what I did. Foraging is just straight up
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.06,0:01:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,self-harm.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.16,0:01:51.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I've been, like, AFK for half of
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.16,0:01:54.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this event. Or maybe not fully half. I
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.66,0:01:57.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,just went in the Chloe Depression VC a lot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.89,0:02:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's become quite the norm for Yeti
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.25,0:02:02.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,fishing, honestly. I'll go on a really long
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.18,0:02:04.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,dry streak, then go and chill in the Chloe
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.66,0:02:09.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Discord Depression VC. It's very nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.62,0:02:12.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, I swear, every time I stream Yeti \Nfishing,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.52,0:02:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,it's just, like, my rates go out the
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.92,0:02:17.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,window. I'm not sure if it's just because
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.90,0:02:20.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm getting unlucky or if because I can't
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.04,0:02:21.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,really catch stuff as fast because I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.84,0:02:23.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not focusing on, like, actually fishing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.50,0:02:25.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But that'd be weird because I never
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.80,0:02:27.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,actually focused on fishing.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.53,0:02:31.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my lore.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.80,0:02:34.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He cannot pick up the baby Yeti.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.07,0:02:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Must steal the baby Yeti from Jonathan.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.70,0:02:44.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give. Wait! No, did a random actually
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.79,0:02:45.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pick that up?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.67,0:02:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Noo! Not the random dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.74,0:02:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This lobby. Zero lag at all.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.44,0:02:55.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What would make you think that there is
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.37,0:02:58.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lag in this lobby? Not possible.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.93,0:03:04.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There no way - absolutely no way that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.50,0:03:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,there is lag in this lobby.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.78,0:03:08.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jerry's event lobbies are completely
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.24,0:03:12.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,unflawed. No lag. Absolutely none.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.79,0:03:16.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nah it didn't despawn. Someone picked it
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.38,0:03:20.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,up, John. Absolutely none. I think that may
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.52,0:03:22.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,well be just [ding] whoop.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.79,0:03:27.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.68,0:03:28.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.45,0:03:32.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.48,0:03:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bro, this is what happens when you Yeti
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.69,0:03:38.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fish at 3 am, dude. What? HUh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.70,0:03:43.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god. Yeti Fishing at 3 am moment\Ndude.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.63,0:03:46.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Are you streaming Valorant?' Why would
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.71,0:03:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you message me that? All you have to do is
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.94,0:03:52.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,look at my channel. I don't get why -
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.09,0:03:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,honestly, some people just message me
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.40,0:03:55.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Are you streaming?'.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.66,0:03:58.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not that difficult to figure out
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.33,0:04:00.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,yourself. I'm sorry I'm not going to
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.11,0:04:01.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,answer you. I think that we gotta -
Dialogue: 0,0:04:01.87,0:04:05.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think that we gotta end up uh...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.19,0:04:07.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,peer pressuring this man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.33,0:04:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Have you perform a background check, sir?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.38,0:04:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to have to return the Yeti. We
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.04,0:04:11.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know what you did.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.99,0:04:14.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[gasp]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.91,0:04:21.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello. Hello ye-do. Hello sir. Paunch\Npaunch
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.18,0:04:28.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't really want to do anything special
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.53,0:04:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with this guy - just give him the shank.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.39,0:04:34.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It worked! Let's go.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.65,0:04:38.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Jon. Jon, do you want a baby Yeti?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.75,0:04:41.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.02,0:04:42.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's on you for losing yours.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.18,0:04:44.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sucks to suck. L.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.62,0:04:47.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Check the Discord. Not this time.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.40,0:04:48.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not this time. You can't make me.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.85,0:04:50.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You cannot make me. Okay, you know what?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.90,0:04:53.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's extremely - It's every stream I
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.68,0:04:56.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,gotta check some sort of Discord ping.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.99,0:04:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A 3 am pass - nothing happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.88,0:05:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[ping] Huh? Oh my god. Gone wrong. Simple
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.69,0:05:06.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,origin cane. Wait. But if I go onto a
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.56,0:05:10.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,lobby without POV, then will I not get
Dialogue: 0,0:05:10.38,0:05:12.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,POV residual luck? Oh this is a tough
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.59,0:05:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,decision.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.48,0:05:15.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do I go with POV for more Yeti luck
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.54,0:05:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or stay in this lobby for actual, like,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.39,0:05:22.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ticks per second? Aw, this is a tough
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.59,0:05:26.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,decision. Hm, oh my god. High pixel
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.05,0:05:29.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,level 259 GG. You know, having to struggle
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.54,0:05:31.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,through SkyBlock is part of the fun.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.27,0:05:33.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's like when you go camping and then you
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.69,0:05:35.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,get to complain to everyone about how,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.47,0:05:38.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like, your camping trip sucks so much.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.19,0:05:39.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's kinda like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.27,0:05:42.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you know when 50 scale average
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.96,0:05:44.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,took like literally a lifetime and a half,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:44.91,0:05:48.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you could be like 'Ay yo!" I literally do
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.83,0:05:50.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,not have a life. Look at me. Smile.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.44,0:05:52.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When I was just so easy.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:52.81,0:05:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Has anyone in your school or class play
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.00,0:05:57.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Skyblock and knows you?' God I hope not.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.07,0:06:01.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some of my friends know that I have a
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.33,0:06:05.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YouTube channel, but I hope that no random
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.26,0:06:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at school is just like "I'm playing\NSkyblock.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.73,0:06:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let me go and watch a catlord video.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.66,0:06:14.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That'd be so weird. Yeah, I mean I could
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.24,0:06:16.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,sell superior and try to get sorrow maxed
Dialogue: 0,0:06:16.67,0:06:19.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,out. But that's a lot of work. And you
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.44,0:06:25.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,know my motto: No work. It's a very complex
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.04,0:06:27.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,motto. I put a lot of thought into it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.39,0:06:29.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What Windows version do I use?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.56,0:06:32.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10, obviously. I'm not a psychopath.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:32.30,0:06:33.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not going to use a prior Windows
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.92,0:06:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,version.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.31,0:06:36.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[screams]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.12,0:06:38.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.68,0:06:41.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get in the corner.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.41,0:06:51.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aww. Oh. Ye-do rod. Bonk.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.66,0:06:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When is Catlord going to quit?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.82,0:06:55.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,When they released foraging 60 without
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.07,0:06:57.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,doing any improvements at all. I'm gone.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.54,0:06:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god there's so many people
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.96,0:07:01.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,asking my opinion on things.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:03.17,0:07:06.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Guys, I don't think very much. Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.16,0:07:08.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's so many messages I cannot respond
Dialogue: 0,0:07:08.08,0:07:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to- Oh. I don't- I don't think. I don't
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.52,0:07:17.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,form opinions. No. Opinions are unsafe on
Dialogue: 0,0:07:17.08,0:07:19.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,the internet. I just go with the flow.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.77,0:07:21.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I saw what happened to 30 virus.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:21.48,0:07:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want to form opinions anymore. It's
Dialogue: 0,0:07:23.88,0:07:26.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,okay. Thomas the Tank Engine is also
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.94,0:07:28.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,pretty cool anime if you think about it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:28.62,0:07:31.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did I decide to stream late at night?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:33.08,0:07:35.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Normally, I just have to deal with my 3 am
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.32,0:07:37.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,thoughts. Now I have to deal with a 150
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.26,0:07:39.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,people's 3 am thoughts. Oh my god.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:40.44,0:07:42.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'What are your thoughts on global warming?'
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.26,0:07:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My opinion: global warming - not very epic
Dialogue: 0,0:07:47.86,0:07:49.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Very controversial take I know.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.50,0:07:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello yeti. Hello sir, how are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.27,0:08:01.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello. Hello. You should drop child.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:03.06,0:08:04.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You did not drop child. I actually
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.94,0:08:07.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,haven't checked baby Yeti prices. Oh no.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.81,0:08:10.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They could be very low.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.20,0:08:21.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh. Oh global warming dude! Oh why did it
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.51,0:08:24.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,have to come to this? 'Foraging would be a
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.49,0:08:26.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,much better skill if you could level it up
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.54,0:08:28.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,by fishing.' Oh that's such a good
Dialogue: 0,0:08:28.67,0:08:35.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,suggestion. Yes, finally. Ahh- okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:40.98,0:08:42.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give 'em the chop.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.92,0:08:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! Oh pog! Oh that's so hot. 3 children
Dialogue: 0,0:08:54.46,0:08:58.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,abducted. I probably should not have said
Dialogue: 0,0:08:58.31,0:09:01.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,that. I'll put it with the others.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:03.23,0:09:07.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go boys. Three baby Yetis in 13.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:07.29,0:09:08.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's go!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.98,0:09:28.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Music]