Hello! I went Yeti fishing at 3 a.m., and

to be honest, it was probably the

luckiest I've ever gotten in terms of

drops. This was actually streamed, like,

two and a half weeks ago, but I have been

extremely busy with schoolwork, to the

point where I've only been taking breaks

to eat and play in Pit major events. So,

you know, only the essentials. But during

that time, I saw something that was quite

rare. On my sky.lea.moe page, I hadn't

logged in within four days. That's only

happened, like, five times ever. Wow,

that's kind of sad. But if you want to

support me and my garbage upload schedule,

make sure to subscribe and also join the

Discord down down in the description. But

without further ado, here is Yeti fishing

at 3 a.m..

'Why did I really start streaming at 2:30?'

I don't know, man. 'Name the title <Not

clickbait, gone sexual>?' Nah, that's a

bit too far. Because we are, like, dealing

with children monkeys here, and that's a

bit - that's a bit strange, to put 'gone

sexual' in the title, then. If I'm not

lying, that is a bit weird.

Imagine you get a Yeti pet at 3 am. That

would be such a poggers champ moment, dude.

All the clickbait would be mine.

'How do you not have Youtuber rank, you're

so good?' Well generally, it's because I

do not have 30 thousand subscribers. If I

had to put in a guess, that would be it.

'Easiest way to get to fishing 25?' Imma

be honest, you just gotta fish, man.

It's not really something you can, like,

buy the best gear and then just grind it

out anymore. You have to, like, upgrade +
stuff.

Yes, give Cat disc. Yes, give. Give, yes.

Give - wait! No - oh my God.

'How did you get foraging 50 without dying

irl?' I literally did. I died irl. That is

what I did. Foraging is just straight up

self-harm.

I think I've been, like, AFK for half of

this event. Or maybe not fully half. I

just went in the Chloe Depression VC a lot.

That's become quite the norm for Yeti

fishing, honestly. I'll go on a really long

dry streak, then go and chill in the Chloe

Discord Depression VC. It's very nice. Bro,

I swear, every time I stream Yeti fishing,

it's just, like, my rates go out the

window. I'm not sure if it's just because

I'm getting unlucky or if because I can't

really catch stuff as fast because I'm

not focusing on, like, actually fishing.

But that'd be weird because I never

actually focused on fishing.

Oh my lord.

He cannot pick up the baby yeti.

Must steal the baby yeti from Jonathan.

Give. Wait! No, did a random actually

pick that up?

Noo! Not the random dude.

This lobby. Zero lag at all.

What would make you think that there is

lag in this lobby? Not possible.

There's no way - absolutely no way there

is lag in this lobby.

Jerry's event lobby's are completely

unflawed. No lag. Absolutely none.

Nah it didn't despawn. Someone picked it

up, John. Absolutely none. I think that may

well be just [bell ding] whoops

[laughs]

What?

[laughs]

Bro, this is what happens when you yeti

fish at 3 am, dude. What? HUh?

Oh my god. Yeti fishing at 3 am moment +
dude.

Are you streaming Valorant? Why would you

message me that? All you have to do is

look at my channel. I don't get why -

honestly, some people just message me

'Are you streaming?'.

It's not that difficult to figure out

yourself. I'm sorry I'm not going to

answer you. I think that we gotta -

I think that we gotta end up uh...

peer pressuring this man.

Have you perform a background check, sir?

I'm going to have to return the yeti. We

know what you did.

[gasp]

Hello. Hello ye-do. Hello sir. Paunch
paunch

I don't really want to do anything special

with this guy - just give him the shank.

It works! Let's go.

Jon. Jon, do you want a baby yeti?

I'm just kidding.

That's on you for losing yours.

Sucks to suck.

I'll check the Discord. Not this time.

Not this time. You can't make me.

You cannot make me. Okay, you know what?

It's a stream leaf. It's every stream I

gotta check some sort of Discord ping.

A 3 am pass - nothing happened.

[ping] Huh? Oh my god. Gone wrong. Simple

origin cane. Wait. But if I go onto a

lobby without pov, then will I not get

pov residual luck? Oh this is a tough

decision.

Do I go with pov for more yeti luck

or stay in this lobby for actual, like,

ticks per second? Aw, this is a tough

decision. Hm, oh my god. High base

level 259 GG. You know, having to struggle

through sky block is part of the fun.

It's like when you go camping and then you

get to complain to everyone about how,

like, your camping trip sucks so much.

It's kinda like that.

Because you know when [intelligible]

took like literally a lifetime and a half,

you could be like 'Ay yo!" I literally do

not have a life. Look at me. Smile.

When I was just so easy.

'Has anyone in your school or class play

Skyblock and knows who-' God I hope not.

Some of my friends know that I have a

YouTube channel, but I hope that no random

at school is just like "I'm playing Skyblock

let me go and watch a catlord video. That

would be so weird. Yeah, I mean I could

sow superior and try to get sorrow maxed

out. That's a lot of work. And you know

my motto: No work. It's a very complex

motto. I put a lot of thought into it.