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Hello! I went Yeti fishing at 3 a.m., and

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to be honest, it was probably the

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luckiest I've ever gotten in terms of

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drops. This was actually streamed, like,

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two and a half weeks ago, but I have been

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extremely busy with schoolwork, to the

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point where I've only been taking breaks

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to eat and play in Pit major events. So,

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you know, only the essentials. But during

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that time, I saw something that was quite

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rare. On my sky.lea.moe page, I hadn't

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logged in within four days. That's only

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happened, like, five times ever. Wow,

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that's kind of sad. But if you want to

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support me and my garbage upload schedule,

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make sure to subscribe and also join the

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Discord down down in the description. But

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without further ado, here is Yeti fishing

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at 3 a.m..

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'Why did I really start streaming at 2:30?'

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I don't know, man. 'Name the title <Not

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clickbait, gone sexual>?' Nah, that's a

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bit too far. Because we are, like, dealing

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with children monkeys here, and that's a

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bit - that's a bit strange, to put 'gone

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sexual' in the title, then. If I'm not

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lying, that is a bit weird.

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Imagine you get a Yeti pet at 3 am. That

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would be such a poggers champ moment, dude.

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All the clickbait would be mine.

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'How do you not have Youtuber rank, you're

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so good?' Well generally, it's because I

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do not have 30 thousand subscribers. If I

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had to put in a guess, that would be it.

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'Easiest way to get to fishing 25?' Imma

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be honest, you just gotta fish, man.

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It's not really something you can, like,

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buy the best gear and then just grind it

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out anymore. You have to, like, upgrade +
stuff.

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Yes, give Cat disc. Yes, give. Give, yes.

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Give - wait! No - oh my God.

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'How did you get foraging 50 without dying

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irl?' I literally did. I died irl. That is

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what I did. Foraging is just straight up

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self-harm.

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I think I've been, like, AFK for half of

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this event. Or maybe not fully half. I

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just went in the Chloe Depression VC a lot.

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That's become quite the norm for Yeti

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fishing, honestly. I'll go on a really long

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dry streak, then go and chill in the Chloe

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Discord Depression VC. It's very nice. Bro,

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I swear, every time I stream Yeti fishing,

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it's just, like, my rates go out the

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window. I'm not sure if it's just because

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I'm getting unlucky or if because I can't

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really catch stuff as fast because I'm

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not focusing on, like, actually fishing.

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But that'd be weird because I never

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actually focused on fishing.

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Oh my lord.

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He cannot pick up the baby yeti.

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Must steal the baby yeti from Jonathan.

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Give. Wait! No, did a random actually

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pick that up?

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Noo! Not the random dude.

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This lobby. Zero lag at all.

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What would make you think that there is

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lag in this lobby? Not possible.

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There's no way - absolutely no way there

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is lag in this lobby.

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Jerry's event lobby's are completely

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unflawed. No lag. Absolutely none.

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Nah it didn't despawn. Someone picked it

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up, John. Absolutely none. I think that may

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well be just [bell ding] whoops

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[laughs]

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What?

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[laughs]

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Bro, this is what happens when you yeti

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fish at 3 am, dude. What? HUh?

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Oh my god. Yeti fishing at 3 am moment +
dude.

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Are you streaming Valorant? Why would you

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message me that? All you have to do is

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look at my channel. I don't get why -

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honestly, some people just message me

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'Are you streaming?'.

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It's not that difficult to figure out

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yourself. I'm sorry I'm not going to

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answer you. I think that we gotta -

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I think that we gotta end up uh...

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peer pressuring this man.

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Have you perform a background check, sir?

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I'm going to have to return the yeti. We

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know what you did.

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[gasp]

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Hello. Hello ye-do. Hello sir. Paunch
paunch

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I don't really want to do anything special

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with this guy - just give him the shank.

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It works! Let's go.

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Jon. Jon, do you want a baby yeti?

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I'm just kidding.

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That's on you for losing yours.

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Sucks to suck.

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I'll check the Discord. Not this time.

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Not this time. You can't make me.

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You cannot make me. Okay, you know what?

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It's a stream leaf. It's every stream I

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gotta check some sort of Discord ping.

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A 3 am pass - nothing happened.

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[ping] Huh? Oh my god. Gone wrong. Simple

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origin cane. Wait. But if I go onto a

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lobby without pov, then will I not get

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pov residual luck? Oh this is a tough

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decision.

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Do I go with pov for more yeti luck

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or stay in this lobby for actual, like,

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ticks per second? Aw, this is a tough

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decision. Hm, oh my god. High base

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level 259 GG. You know, having to struggle

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through sky block is part of the fun.

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It's like when you go camping and then you

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get to complain to everyone about how,

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like, your camping trip sucks so much.

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It's kinda like that.

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Because you know when [intelligible]

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took like literally a lifetime and a half,

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you could be like 'Ay yo!" I literally do

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not have a life. Look at me. Smile.

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When I was just so easy.

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'Has anyone in your school or class play

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Skyblock and knows who-' God I hope not.

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Some of my friends know that I have a

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YouTube channel, but I hope that no random

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at school is just like "I'm playing Skyblock

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let me go and watch a catlord video. That

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would be so weird. Yeah, I mean I could

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sow superior and try to get sorrow maxed

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out. That's a lot of work. And you know

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my motto: No work. It's a very complex

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motto. I put a lot of thought into it.

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