Hello! I went Yeti fishing at 3 a.m., and
to be honest, it was probably the
luckiest I've ever gotten in terms of
drops. This was actually streamed, like,
two and a half weeks ago, but I have been
extremely busy with schoolwork, to the
point where I've only been taking breaks
to eat and play in Pit major events. So,
you know, only the essentials. But during
that time, I saw something that was quite
rare. On my sky.lea.moe page, I hadn't
logged in within four days. That's only
happened, like, five times ever. Wow,
that's kind of sad. But if you want to
support me and my garbage upload schedule,
make sure to subscribe and also join the
Discord down down in the description. But
without further ado, here is Yeti fishing
at 3 a.m..
'Why did I really start streaming at 2:30?'
I don't know, man. 'Name the title <Not
clickbait, gone sexual>?' Nah, that's a
bit too far. Because we are, like, dealing
with children monkeys here, and that's a
bit - that's a bit strange, to put 'gone
sexual' in the title, then. If I'm not
lying, that is a bit weird.
Imagine you get a Yeti pet at 3 am. That
would be such a poggers champ moment, dude.
All the clickbait would be mine.
'How do you not have Youtuber rank, you're
so good?' Well generally, it's because I
do not have 30 thousand subscribers. If I
had to put in a guess, that would be it.
'Easiest way to get to fishing 25?' Imma
be honest, you just gotta fish, man.
It's not really something you can, like,
buy the best gear and then just grind it
out anymore. You have to, like, upgrade +
stuff.
Yes, give Cat disc. Yes, give. Give, yes.
Give - wait! No - oh my God.
'How did you get foraging 50 without dying
irl?' I literally did. I died irl. That is
what I did. Foraging is just straight up
self-harm.
I think I've been, like, AFK for half of
this event. Or maybe not fully half. I
just went in the Chloe Depression VC a lot.
That's become quite the norm for Yeti
fishing, honestly. I'll go on a really long
dry streak, then go and chill in the Chloe
Discord Depression VC. It's very nice. Bro,
I swear, every time I stream Yeti fishing,
it's just, like, my rates go out the
window. I'm not sure if it's just because
I'm getting unlucky or if because I can't
really catch stuff as fast because I'm
not focusing on, like, actually fishing.
But that'd be weird because I never
actually focused on fishing.
Oh my lord.
He cannot pick up the baby yeti.
Must steal the baby yeti from Jonathan.
Give. Wait! No, did a random actually
pick that up?
Noo! Not the random dude.
This lobby. Zero lag at all.
What would make you think that there is
lag in this lobby? Not possible.
There's no way - absolutely no way there
is lag in this lobby.
Jerry's event lobby's are completely
unflawed. No lag. Absolutely none.
Nah it didn't despawn. Someone picked it
up, John. Absolutely none. I think that may
well be just [bell ding] whoops
[laughs]
What?
[laughs]
Bro, this is what happens when you yeti
fish at 3 am, dude. What? HUh?
Oh my god. Yeti fishing at 3 am moment +
dude.
Are you streaming Valorant? Why would you
message me that? All you have to do is
look at my channel. I don't get why -
honestly, some people just message me
'Are you streaming?'.
It's not that difficult to figure out
yourself. I'm sorry I'm not going to
answer you. I think that we gotta -
I think that we gotta end up uh...
peer pressuring this man.
Have you perform a background check, sir?
I'm going to have to return the yeti. We
know what you did.
[gasp]
Hello. Hello ye-do. Hello sir. Paunch
paunch
I don't really want to do anything special
with this guy - just give him the shank.
It works! Let's go.
Jon. Jon, do you want a baby yeti?
I'm just kidding.
That's on you for losing yours.
Sucks to suck.
I'll check the Discord. Not this time.
Not this time. You can't make me.
You cannot make me. Okay, you know what?
It's a stream leaf. It's every stream I
gotta check some sort of Discord ping.
A 3 am pass - nothing happened.
[ping] Huh? Oh my god. Gone wrong. Simple
origin cane. Wait. But if I go onto a
lobby without pov, then will I not get
pov residual luck? Oh this is a tough
decision.
Do I go with pov for more yeti luck
or stay in this lobby for actual, like,
ticks per second? Aw, this is a tough
decision. Hm, oh my god. High base
level 259 GG. You know, having to struggle
through sky block is part of the fun.
It's like when you go camping and then you
get to complain to everyone about how,
like, your camping trip sucks so much.
It's kinda like that.
Because you know when [intelligible]
took like literally a lifetime and a half,
you could be like 'Ay yo!" I literally do
not have a life. Look at me. Smile.
When I was just so easy.
'Has anyone in your school or class play
Skyblock and knows who-' God I hope not.
Some of my friends know that I have a
YouTube channel, but I hope that no random
at school is just like "I'm playing Skyblock
let me go and watch a catlord video. That
would be so weird. Yeah, I mean I could
sow superior and try to get sorrow maxed
out. That's a lot of work. And you know
my motto: No work. It's a very complex
motto. I put a lot of thought into it.