1 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:06,914 Well, howdy! I’m Cletus! 2 00:00:06,914 --> 00:00:08,110 Welcome to Heaven! 3 00:00:08,110 --> 00:00:10,597 Guess you did something good to get here, and good 4 00:00:10,597 --> 00:00:13,882 people deserve to give loved ones special blessings! 5 00:00:14,397 --> 00:00:16,259 Doesn't it make you want to cry 6 00:00:16,259 --> 00:00:17,735 When your loved one has to die? 7 00:00:17,735 --> 00:00:19,224 Does it hurt you through and through 8 00:00:19,224 --> 00:00:21,864 When their face is turning blue? 9 00:00:22,181 --> 00:00:23,110 Well luckily for you… 10 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,328 There’s something we can do… 11 00:00:24,328 --> 00:00:25,499 We can help keep them alive… 12 00:00:25,499 --> 00:00:26,862 You so can watch them thrive! 13 00:00:27,355 --> 00:00:29,506 ‘Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B. 14 00:00:29,506 --> 00:00:32,117 We’ll save your honey bun from dying violently 15 00:00:32,117 --> 00:00:34,365 ‘Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B. 16 00:00:34,415 --> 00:00:36,752 No we never even ask a fee 17 00:00:36,752 --> 00:00:38,430 Because good people spread the love 18 00:00:38,430 --> 00:00:39,741 And we’re here for all above 19 00:00:39,741 --> 00:00:40,871 We do the paperwork for you 20 00:00:40,871 --> 00:00:41,953 And the heavy lifting, too 21 00:00:41,953 --> 00:00:46,753 So sit right back and let us bless a soul, for you! 22 00:00:46,753 --> 00:00:49,577 Oh we are the C.H.E.R.U.B- 23 00:00:50,693 --> 00:00:52,120 Nice one, B! 24 00:00:52,410 --> 00:00:53,505 Give me another, Mox! 25 00:00:57,235 --> 00:00:59,205 Nah, I’m not feeling it. Next! 26 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:03,333 Uh huh, keep going, keep going, keep going! 27 00:01:03,333 --> 00:01:04,783 I say! I say! Are you 28 00:01:04,783 --> 00:01:08,777 looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? 29 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:12,793 Well call me at Wacky Wally Wallford’s Wacky Idea Factory! 30 00:01:13,293 --> 00:01:15,539 Where you can make the things and I make the money! 31 00:01:15,539 --> 00:01:17,718 Please, I’m very desperate! 32 00:01:18,227 --> 00:01:19,477 Bingo! 33 00:01:20,033 --> 00:01:22,200 Woo! You’re on a roll, sir! 34 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,392 Guys, do you feel that? 35 00:01:24,392 --> 00:01:26,196 Oh shit, is that a hell-shake? 36 00:01:26,196 --> 00:01:27,388 That’s possible? 37 00:01:27,388 --> 00:01:30,192 Alright! Don’t panic, Moxxie! 38 00:01:30,192 --> 00:01:33,542 I’m not “panicking,” because hell-quakes don’t happen 39 00:01:33,542 --> 00:01:35,350 Stop getting hysterical, fatty! 40 00:01:38,790 --> 00:01:40,553 Do not be afraid 41 00:01:40,682 --> 00:01:42,983 And please tell me you got that insurance thing 42 00:01:42,983 --> 00:01:45,280 Who are you and what do you want? 43 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:46,869 I’m Loopty Goopty! 44 00:01:46,869 --> 00:01:50,586 Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish! 45 00:01:50,882 --> 00:01:52,616 Could’ve just used the door, dude 46 00:01:52,616 --> 00:01:54,493 Doesn’t need to be this whole thing 47 00:01:54,493 --> 00:01:58,576 I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit 48 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:01,695 Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world 49 00:02:01,695 --> 00:02:02,640 Did you just die? 50 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,060 Yes! Moments ago, in fact! 51 00:02:05,060 --> 00:02:07,060 Which just brought me here! 52 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:10,358 Just saying: the front door would’ve gotten you here fine 53 00:02:10,358 --> 00:02:11,751 Shut up, dear furry 54 00:02:11,751 --> 00:02:14,701 This is the man I’m gonna need you to kill 55 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:17,982 Not even a shit’s length of time in Hell and he’s already plotting revenge? 56 00:02:17,982 --> 00:02:20,222 I can respect a man with that sort of passion! 57 00:02:20,222 --> 00:02:21,967 I’m Blitzo, the “O” is silent 58 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:23,023 What “O”? 59 00:02:23,023 --> 00:02:24,092 Oh thank you 60 00:02:24,092 --> 00:02:25,149 Now what’s the tea-sis? 61 00:02:25,149 --> 00:02:26,172 The tea? 62 00:02:26,172 --> 00:02:27,536 Guys, help! 63 00:02:27,536 --> 00:02:29,686 Yeah: why’re we killing this guy? I mean what did he do to you? 64 00:02:31,236 --> 00:02:34,480 He was…my business partner! 65 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:38,178 You see, I was not always an old man 66 00:02:39,038 --> 00:02:46,670 My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire! 67 00:02:47,223 --> 00:02:53,467 Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop or reverse the aging process! 68 00:02:53,512 --> 00:02:57,042 It could’ve saved all three trillionaires! 69 00:02:57,042 --> 00:03:02,113 Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor like we usually do 70 00:03:02,263 --> 00:03:05,493 We were too sure of our own genius 71 00:03:05,493 --> 00:03:08,448 But the machine was accidentally set forward 72 00:03:08,946 --> 00:03:12,371 By the time we managed to get out, it was too late 73 00:03:12,531 --> 00:03:14,991 At least, for me 74 00:03:20,731 --> 00:03:26,578 Now that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire we built together 75 00:03:26,736 --> 00:03:30,506 Without me to share it with him, he’ll make all the god damn money in the world 76 00:03:30,506 --> 00:03:34,506 and become the fourth trillionaire and get all the credit! 77 00:03:35,634 --> 00:03:37,191 Yeah, that’s not really evil 78 00:03:37,245 --> 00:03:39,605 It’s evil towards me! 79 00:03:39,825 --> 00:03:43,025 Everything…is going…down 80 00:03:43,025 --> 00:03:44,925 Now get your crimson asses up above 81 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:50,232 and send that thoughtless no-good son of a bitch to Hell where he belongs! 82 00:03:50,232 --> 00:03:52,320 You do know, Poopty… 83 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:53,688 Loopty! 84 00:03:53,688 --> 00:03:55,126 Of course, of course 85 00:03:55,126 --> 00:03:57,835 If we do kill him though and he ends up down here, you know, 86 00:03:57,835 --> 00:04:00,437 you’ll be stuck with him. Forever 87 00:04:00,437 --> 00:04:03,648 Oh trust me! I’m counting on it! 88 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:05,470 That’s kinda hot 89 00:04:06,649 --> 00:04:08,779 Gee, I wonder whose house this is? 90 00:04:08,779 --> 00:04:13,793 And to your right is the home of famous inventor Lyle Lipton 91 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:17,833 Let’s do it, gang 92 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:22,125 Let’s kill this rich guy! 93 00:04:22,125 --> 00:04:23,665 And here you’ll find 94 00:04:23,665 --> 00:04:27,805 three tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! 95 00:04:28,027 --> 00:04:31,714 Things like this could happen to famous people all the time! 96 00:04:37,372 --> 00:04:40,638 Wow, that machine really did a number on him 97 00:04:41,168 --> 00:04:44,578 Goodbye, my one true love 98 00:04:45,478 --> 00:04:49,808 All the riches of the world can’t fill the emptiness I’m feeling now 99 00:04:49,808 --> 00:04:54,211 that my shitty old body can’t do anything of value 100 00:04:54,217 --> 00:04:55,208 Oh fantastic! 101 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:56,396 He’s going to do our job for us 102 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:02,325 Should we go in there and tie it for him? 103 00:05:15,396 --> 00:05:19,001 Oh lord, I’m being haunted by ugly orphan children now! 104 00:05:19,001 --> 00:05:20,516 Who the fuck are they?! 105 00:05:20,516 --> 00:05:22,849 Oh no! Sir those are… 106 00:05:22,849 --> 00:05:24,823 Cherubs, Mr. Lyle! 107 00:05:24,823 --> 00:05:28,031 I hate filthy stinking orphan children! 108 00:05:28,031 --> 00:05:30,584 We’re here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir 109 00:05:30,584 --> 00:05:33,644 To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven 110 00:05:33,644 --> 00:05:37,224 benefited by your amazing technological advances 111 00:05:37,224 --> 00:05:39,168 Oh hell no! 112 00:05:40,864 --> 00:05:41,574 Don’t forget… 113 00:05:42,969 --> 00:05:44,484 Lyle Lipton, it is our - 114 00:05:45,807 --> 00:05:50,077 - humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die 115 00:05:50,077 --> 00:05:54,617 I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you’re old…and gross? 116 00:05:54,617 --> 00:05:56,504 Is that a serious question? 117 00:05:56,504 --> 00:05:59,857 He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world 118 00:05:59,857 --> 00:06:03,797 And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled 119 00:06:03,877 --> 00:06:04,607 No! 120 00:06:04,607 --> 00:06:06,782 He could pay for new hospitals and schools 121 00:06:06,782 --> 00:06:08,988 Why won’t you let me die? 122 00:06:08,988 --> 00:06:11,505 Oh, sounds like you need help offing yourself, buddy 123 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,059 Moxxie, what have we got for this fella? 124 00:06:14,171 --> 00:06:16,264 I have some assault weapons, crossbow, honey bow, tommy gun 125 00:06:16,264 --> 00:06:18,898 old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas… 126 00:06:18,898 --> 00:06:20,314 He’s classier than that! 127 00:06:21,224 --> 00:06:23,789 There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle 128 00:06:23,789 --> 00:06:27,303 Yeah, right. Smells like he ain’t been out of bed in months 129 00:06:29,360 --> 00:06:32,626 Love can be beautiful at any age 130 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:35,196 And we’ll show him! Yeees! 131 00:06:35,737 --> 00:06:36,820 No! 132 00:06:36,820 --> 00:06:38,005 Look around, Lyle 133 00:06:38,005 --> 00:06:39,663 God’s gift of nature 134 00:06:39,663 --> 00:06:41,679 is a wonder to behold 135 00:06:41,679 --> 00:06:43,902 Regardless of age...or will 136 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:47,988 If you were to end your life, you’d be missing all of this 137 00:06:49,036 --> 00:06:52,103 You’re gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks? 138 00:06:52,213 --> 00:06:54,706 That is so inappropriate! 139 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,891 Oh kiss our ass, prude! 140 00:06:56,891 --> 00:07:00,142 Anyway, take it from me, a fellow genius 141 00:07:00,142 --> 00:07:02,181 Nature is no picnic up close 142 00:07:05,288 --> 00:07:06,428 Oh no! 143 00:07:06,428 --> 00:07:07,454 S-stop looking! 144 00:07:07,454 --> 00:07:08,864 I can’t stop! 145 00:07:08,864 --> 00:07:11,852 I’ve never wanted to die more than I do now! 146 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,821 Let’s go check out someplace else! 147 00:07:28,603 --> 00:07:30,901 Oh lord, where are we now? 148 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,711 Let me perish! 149 00:07:32,711 --> 00:07:36,237 We’re here to show you another thing life is worth living for 150 00:07:36,426 --> 00:07:38,384 Childhood of wonderment 151 00:07:38,663 --> 00:07:41,806 Why, look at those sweet disease-ridden vermin 152 00:07:42,466 --> 00:07:46,466 Their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood 153 00:07:46,904 --> 00:07:48,835 and their middle-class existence 154 00:07:48,914 --> 00:07:51,305 Such simple joy they have 155 00:07:51,568 --> 00:07:53,163 It is inspiring 156 00:07:53,885 --> 00:07:55,739 Thank you for showing me this 157 00:07:55,789 --> 00:07:57,090 Hey dipshit! 158 00:07:57,609 --> 00:07:59,583 Wanna see whose lap you’re sitting on?! 159 00:08:02,636 --> 00:08:04,183 Wooh 160 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,995 This place reeks of teenagers. 161 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:14,417 Lover’s Lookout, sir! 162 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:20,067 We’re here to remind you about possibly life’s greatest joy of all 163 00:08:20,067 --> 00:08:20,767 Money 164 00:08:20,767 --> 00:08:22,590 No. Love! 165 00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:24,774 I’ve never been in love before 166 00:08:24,774 --> 00:08:26,786 I imagine it’s quite nice 167 00:08:26,786 --> 00:08:28,973 It’s not too late sir! You can still find… 168 00:08:29,627 --> 00:08:31,357 Ah, nice try, ugly 169 00:08:31,357 --> 00:08:35,357 Hey horny lovers! Which one of you would fuck this old man? 170 00:08:38,729 --> 00:08:40,939 You know you three are so utterly…c-cruel 171 00:08:40,939 --> 00:08:43,562 We’re just trying to give hope to someone in need 172 00:08:43,562 --> 00:08:47,059 Oh and you three are so superior to us just because 173 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:50,267 we want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian 174 00:08:50,267 --> 00:08:52,415 capitalist to kneel over dead 175 00:08:53,259 --> 00:08:55,243 You’re making things too real now, Moxxie 176 00:09:02,966 --> 00:09:06,052 Behold, the wonder of art and music! 177 00:09:06,052 --> 00:09:11,135 Something always there to comfort, entertain and live for 178 00:09:11,702 --> 00:09:14,178 So, how do we make this bad? 179 00:09:14,178 --> 00:09:18,178 We can’t. There’s literally nothing bad about opera. And that's fact 180 00:09:18,178 --> 00:09:19,732 Unless we ruin it somehow 181 00:09:25,508 --> 00:09:27,078 She's not very good 182 00:09:44,856 --> 00:09:46,516 Oh, at least we made it bad 183 00:09:46,516 --> 00:09:49,332 That’s it! I’ve had it! 184 00:09:49,332 --> 00:09:51,977 You three monsters have messed with us enough! 185 00:09:51,977 --> 00:09:54,427 We are just trying to do our job! 186 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,220 Well so are we! 187 00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:57,343 Enough! 188 00:09:57,996 --> 00:10:00,653 We are saving that shitty old man’s life 189 00:10:00,653 --> 00:10:02,254 whether he wants it or not! 190 00:10:02,409 --> 00:10:04,287 Well someone wants that fucker dead, okay? 191 00:10:04,287 --> 00:10:06,804 And he paid in advance and I spent it all on this… 192 00:10:07,114 --> 00:10:08,931 …so he’s gotta go! 193 00:10:09,382 --> 00:10:12,469 You all are such disgusting loathsome beasts! 194 00:10:12,469 --> 00:10:15,003 Your kind is nothing but dirt 195 00:10:15,003 --> 00:10:17,149 that shitty dead people tread on! 196 00:10:17,349 --> 00:10:20,326 And now you’re trying to meddle with the lives of humans?! 197 00:10:20,326 --> 00:10:21,633 So are you! 198 00:10:21,633 --> 00:10:23,789 So why don’t you shut your trap, 199 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:27,186 you judgmental, cotton candy, tit-Heaven bitch?! 200 00:10:28,241 --> 00:10:29,391 Filthy demon crap! 201 00:10:57,571 --> 00:10:59,901 It’s all starting to make sense now 202 00:11:00,579 --> 00:11:03,792 Life is worth living because we only get one 203 00:11:04,242 --> 00:11:05,586 We must cherish it 204 00:11:06,106 --> 00:11:10,752 If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life 205 00:11:11,102 --> 00:11:13,132 then suddenly it’s worth living 206 00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:15,432 Killing myself is not the answer 207 00:11:15,838 --> 00:11:17,716 Plus, I’m still rich! 208 00:11:17,935 --> 00:11:20,021 I can just buy all the things 209 00:11:20,272 --> 00:11:22,962 I no longer crave death! 210 00:11:35,038 --> 00:11:35,928 Ah! You fucker! 211 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:56,980 Well, well. Would you look at that? 212 00:11:57,328 --> 00:12:00,524 You did our job for us 213 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:03,992 Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my god! 214 00:12:03,992 --> 00:12:05,861 Get a hold of yourself, Collin! 215 00:12:05,861 --> 00:12:08,419 And do not use the Lord’s name in vain! 216 00:12:08,897 --> 00:12:10,970 This isn’t over! 217 00:12:15,598 --> 00:12:16,358 What the?! 218 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,976 Yeah, no sorry Cletus but 219 00:12:19,976 --> 00:12:22,777 I’m afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human 220 00:12:22,777 --> 00:12:25,455 I’m afraid you can’t renter Heaven. Yeah, no 221 00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:27,779 What?! 222 00:12:27,968 --> 00:12:33,238 Yeah, um, sorry. Yeah, no 223 00:12:33,843 --> 00:12:36,650 Is there anything we can do? 224 00:12:36,932 --> 00:12:40,932 Yeah, no! Oh no, no no 225 00:12:41,354 --> 00:12:44,150 Oh no 226 00:12:44,378 --> 00:12:46,203 But we didn’t mean to! 227 00:12:46,203 --> 00:12:46,903 We never! It was all… 228 00:12:46,903 --> 00:12:48,055 all… 229 00:12:48,765 --> 00:12:51,509 Anyway, sorry guys 230 00:12:51,509 --> 00:12:54,676 But those are the rules, yeah! Bye! 231 00:12:54,676 --> 00:12:55,466 Wait! 232 00:13:01,272 --> 00:13:02,969 Well, the old man wanted to live again 233 00:13:02,969 --> 00:13:04,245 and we didn’t kill him, so we failed 234 00:13:04,245 --> 00:13:06,610 Thanks to those fucking cherubs 235 00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,748 he’s probably up in Heaven now, so... 236 00:13:09,270 --> 00:13:10,257 ...it’s a shame 237 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,244 All our client wanted 238 00:13:11,244 --> 00:13:13,513 was eternal revenge on his business partner 239 00:13:13,513 --> 00:13:15,464 and now the two are forever separated 240 00:13:15,464 --> 00:13:17,890 and now we gotta face the fire of fucking up 241 00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:20,429 Sir, when are you going to tell the client? 242 00:13:20,429 --> 00:13:23,935 Oh, I already sent him a text and we’re in good hands, because texts don’t make people angry 243 00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:28,367 Blitz! 244 00:13:29,557 --> 00:13:31,360 Loofa! We can explain everything. I was… 245 00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,382 Lyle Lipton?! 246 00:13:36,382 --> 00:13:39,027 I don’t understand. We thought you went to Heaven 247 00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:44,254 Heaven? You don’t make millions in technological advances in robotics by 248 00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:47,077 not experimenting on the poor! 249 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:51,851 Oh, you no good heartless son of a bitch! 250 00:13:51,851 --> 00:13:55,991 Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend! 251 00:13:55,991 --> 00:13:57,842 The only question now is: 252 00:13:57,842 --> 00:14:03,002 what do two old genius robotic inventors do, now that we’re in Hell? 253 00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:05,532 Did someone say, I say, inventors? 254 00:14:05,532 --> 00:14:07,182 Name’s Wally Wackford 255 00:14:07,182 --> 00:14:10,422 and I am looking for creative new people to exploit 256 00:14:10,948 --> 00:14:13,234 …I mean employ 257 00:14:13,234 --> 00:14:16,208 Everyone, stop fucking up my walls! 258 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:18,555 Moxxie’s gonna have to fix all this shit 259 00:14:20,397 --> 00:14:24,146 Oh chill out, Moxxie, if you kiss my ass any harder, you’ll go right inside me 260 00:14:24,146 --> 00:14:27,556 Satan’s balls, first we deal with Heaven’s table-scraps, now this? 261 00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:28,645 I guess... 262 00:14:28,645 --> 00:14:30,284 you can say, you say, 263 00:14:30,284 --> 00:14:33,973 you have a holy operation here, Blitzo! 264 00:14:37,309 --> 00:14:38,049 Get out 265 00:14:40,830 --> 00:14:41,595 I say, oh oh oh 266 00:14:41,595 --> 00:14:44,238 No, I’m serious, get the fuck out!