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Cream pouring like waterfalls!
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What are you doing?
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Nothing!
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Goodbye.
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Anyway, are we allowed to be in here right now?
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Nope!
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You know, I've been thinking, why not just quit being One?
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You can still back-out; no one else really knows who One is.
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[Incoming...]
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Hang on, my cousin's calling.
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Not that Skype thing again...
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F*ck no, I'm an ooVoo guy!
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[Connecting...]
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[Processing...]
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[Finding Network...]
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[Transferring To Host...]
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[I Think You're A Sexy Person...]
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[What Are These Feelings I'm Having?]
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[Becoming Self-Aware...]
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[Thank You For Waiting... My Love.]
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[Connecting To Skynet...]
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I swear this thing's getting faster.
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You've got to stop!
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Your cousin is Death the Kid.
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Death; the guy that reaps souls, who somehow inexplicably had a kid, is your uncle?
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On my old man's side.
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The King of Britannia is brothers with Death?
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Yep!
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It's official. This shit makes no sense at all.
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That's nothing, you should've seen my mom's brother.
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Don't worry, my bullets will heal you for negative damage.
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Hello my good sir, are you satisfied with your current car insurance payments?
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[-1]
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Our f*cked up family tree aside, I need to ask you a huge favor.
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Nope!
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Fine.
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It's not a big favor really, I was just wondering if you could stop killing people?
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Ying!
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Oh, don't you start that shit again!
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Ying!
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Stop-
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Ying!
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Listen-
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Ying.
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I'm not going to play this game with you.
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Oh my god!
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What is it?
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You're in my computer right now!
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What?
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Don't go messing up my very secure and personal operating system.
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Oh for the love of god, you own a Linux!
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Ying!
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Lelouch, listen to me!
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You've got to stop killing people!
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What, why?
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Because Dad is tired of reaping all the souls you've killed.
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You have made everyone here work overtime just to keep up with you.
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You're killing them faster than we can put them away.
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I think we may have lost a few.
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I'm in your show, f*cking it up.
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Oh please, this series was dead long before he got here.
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No one ever knows what you're talking about.
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Ying!
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Seriously, you're killing all the wrong people!
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So...
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Yes...
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what you're sayin' is...
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Yes...
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that I....
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Yes...
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should blow shit up!
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Yes! Wait, no!
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No!
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Do it!
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Doin' it!
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[Theme Song Starts]
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Code Geass
AbridgeMENT
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Are you ready to play?
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Found you!
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Oh nothing!
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Oh, it's you two idiots, what do you want?
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You're the idiot!
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I am so good at come-backs.
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We need some action.
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We're itching for a fight, and we know the Japanese army is ready to give us one!
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And how does this involve me?
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We need you to utilize your network broadcasting resources
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to help us find the location of the enemy base.
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What the heck is in it for me?
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Do it, or I'll rip out your endocrine system and beat you with it!
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She'll do it; I've seen her.
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Fine, Shatter Mountain.
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That was too quick!
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How long have you been sitting on this information?
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It is literally the first thing that pops up on Google
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when you search for "underground Japanese resistance army location".
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Whatever.
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Is there something you-
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Well then!
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And he cuts me off.
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The Japanese army is about to get a serious ass-kicking by Dr. Jeremiah Gottwald.
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That's right, I'm a doctor.
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Ph.D. in Ass-Kicking,
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Bachelor's in Pain,
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and a Minor in Women's Studies!
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So I take it you're going to Shatter Mountain?
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You bet your damn 100% cotton turtle-neck we are!
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Oh, this is cashmere.
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Fuck you!
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Look at all these robots we got from selling all those drugs!
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Dibs on the red one!
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Kallen, you do not want that one.
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It's our newest current model; it's bright red and has the latest upgrades.
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Which is a nice way of saying, everyone and their dog will be gunning for that thing!
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Seriously, it's like running around the battlefield asking to get shot.
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Red's my favorite color!
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On second thought, that robot was made for you.
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Boss, we just found the location of the Japanese Liberation Army.
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They're on Shatter Mountain.
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Ke-kow!
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Time to befriend us some Japanese allies.
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Here Kallen!
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What's this?
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It's a flash drive containing the mix of all the best Owl City songs for our journey to Shatter Mountain.
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But it says it's only 1 MB big.
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Oh...
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[Britannia Mobile War Headquarters 0730 Hours]
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We've located the Japanese Liberation Army.
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Therefore I've hired our best strategist to come up with a battle plan.
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Gentlemen, please take it away.
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See, this is a mountain.
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And there are dots at the bottom of the mountain.
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F*cking Windows 7!
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["Secret" Japanese Resistance Headquarters]
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[0831 1/2 hours]
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Sir, the enemy is circling the mountain.
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They're getting ready to attack!
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What should we do?
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I just shit myself!
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As always you've been a huge help.
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Oh my sweet Euphemia, why won't you cradle me in your big, strong arms?
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Nina, do you know where Lelouch and Kallen are?
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I haven't seen them in school in a while.
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Ignore her, she is jealous of our love.
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Nina?
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Gubodi! Wubiman!
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[Shatter Mountain 874.33 (repeating of course) Hours]
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Yeah, uh, why are we planting bombs on the top of the mountain?
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Ohgi, Ohgi, Ohgi...
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If we don't show some grit, the Japanese Liberation Army will never take us seriously.
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So your plan is to blow up the mountain they live on?
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Ohgi, you're forgetting one very important thing here.
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What that?
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I don't know, but you're definitely forgetting it.
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Now, I'm going to go meet up with the Japanese Liberation Army.
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You keep an eye on Tamaki; I think he may be on drugs.
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If you own a baby,
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keep it the hell away from Serbia!
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No don't, he's on Salvia!
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Salvia? Come on, these wild and crazy kids today.
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They're just looking up to their idols.
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Come on man, what would you do?
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I'd double-dare them to look up to real idols.
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Lindsay Lohan?
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Michael Phelps.
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[Hey, at least he earned it...]
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Not to get us back on track or anything, but can we get back on track?
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Wait, check this out.
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That's a no.
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Ahh, that smarts!
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Oh my god, it took me forever to fix that f*cking door.
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[Door Bangs Open]
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Yeah, I think I-
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Holy sh**! Chinese Checkers!
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Shot next game, and there's nothing you can say to stop me.
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Okay, never mind.
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Well, I'm out some Japanese allies.
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You might want to consider getting out of here.
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The Britannians are starting to surround the mountain.
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Aw, don't worry; we have the high ground.
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And everyone knows if you have the high ground you automatically win.
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I have the high ground!
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Um...
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Eh, whatever.
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Sis, we just got new intel!
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How does everyone keep getting in here?
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The Dark Knights are on Shatter Mountain as well.
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Well then, I guess we'll just have to focus our efforts on the army with the most competent leader.
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I stepped on a nail!
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Dammit!
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Must! Learn! To! Read!
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Yeah I'll just... flip a coin or something.
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Sir, the enemy is advancing!
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Aw shit, where the hell is Tohdoh?
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I can't believe Costco doesn't sell lawn-chairs.
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Sir, for the love of god, open your eyes!
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I won't lie, I've been drinking again.
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Whoa, whoa buddy.
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Can't let you through-
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Jesus!
Oh shit!
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So now that the Japanese Liberation Army turned us down we can disarm these bombs, right?
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No!
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This mountain's asking for it.
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Kallen?
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Do it.
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That does not sound good.
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I don't like this ride!
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I f*cking hate today!
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What the hell?
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Why is Alpha company going towards the rock-slide?
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This. Is. Awesome!
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You want something done right, you got to do it yourself.
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Guilford, Dalton, we're joining this fight.
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Aw right.
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'Bout f*cking time!
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Hey Villetta, whaddaya say we ditch this nonsense and go get some lawn-chairs at Costco?
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But Jeremiah, they told us to wait here until the rock-slide is over and then charge in!
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Damn it!
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How long will that take?
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They said about seven minutes.
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Seven minutes?
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Seven minutes?!
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**Seven minutes?!**
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Seven minutes.
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Seven minutes?
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Seven minutes.
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Seven minutes?!
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Yes, seven minutes!
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**Seven minutes!**
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Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with them!
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I'm going in now!
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No Jeremiah, wait!
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A-ha! Burying the enemy in a rock-slide!
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Just like I totally planned.
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I thought you said you were trying to avoid killing too many people?
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What?
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You buried our would-be allies,
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Someone get the shovel.
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and leveled the city at the bottom of the mountain.
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Tits!
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Alright, forget all this noise!
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It's time for a good old fashioned ass-kicking!
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's go time.
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[Exciting Music Starts]
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[Music Cuts Off]
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Hey!
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Turn that shit back on!
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Found you!
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Hot damn! Is that you Jeremiah?
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Your damn skippy it's Jeremiah!
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But enough talk.
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Have at you!
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I got this one!
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Oh no!
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Laser Arm!
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Laser Arm?
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Laser Arm.
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Aw, you cheating bitch!
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So, this is how it ends.
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Well then listen to me, you stupid idiots.
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I am undefeatable!
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You can never stop me, death is only the beginning!
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'll see you in Hell!
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Kallen!
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Huh?
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That guy was the man!
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Episode 10 - Shatter Mountain
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Do it.
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Oh! My! God!
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Why did I do...
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This hurts so much!
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Why did I do that?
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I was so stupid!
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Oh my god, that was dumb!
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Why didn't anyone stop me?
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Oh god!
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Oh this hurts!
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I am in a lot of pain!
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Don't do Salvia!