Cream pouring like waterfalls!
What are you doing?
Nothing!
Goodbye.
Anyway, are we allowed to be in here right now?
Nope!
You know, I've been thinking, why not just quit being One?
You can still back-out; no one else really knows who One is.
[Incoming...]
Hang on, my cousin's calling.
Not that Skype thing again...
F*ck no, I'm an ooVoo guy!
[Connecting...]
[Processing...]
[Finding Network...]
[Transferring To Host...]
[I Think You're A Sexy Person...]
[What Are These Feelings I'm Having?]
[Becoming Self-Aware...]
[Thank You For Waiting... My Love.]
[Connecting To Skynet...]
I swear this thing's getting faster.
You've got to stop!
Your cousin is Death the Kid.
Death; the guy that reaps souls, who somehow inexplicably had a kid, is your uncle?
On my old man's side.
The King of Britannia is brothers with Death?
Yep!
It's official. This shit makes no sense at all.
That's nothing, you should've seen my mom's brother.
Don't worry, my bullets will heal you for negative damage.
Hello my good sir, are you satisfied with your current car insurance payments?
[-1]
Our f*cked up family tree aside, I need to ask you a huge favor.
Nope!
Fine.
It's not a big favor really, I was just wondering if you could stop killing people?
Ying!
Oh, don't you start that shit again!
Ying!
Stop-
Ying!
Listen-
Ying.
I'm not going to play this game with you.
Oh my god!
What is it?
You're in my computer right now!
What?
Don't go messing up my very secure and personal operating system.
Oh for the love of god, you own a Linux!
Ying!
Lelouch, listen to me!
You've got to stop killing people!
What, why?
Because Dad is tired of reaping all the souls you've killed.
You have made everyone here work overtime just to keep up with you.
You're killing them faster than we can put them away.
I think we may have lost a few.
I'm in your show, f*cking it up.
Oh please, this series was dead long before he got here.
No one ever knows what you're talking about.
Ying!
Seriously, you're killing all the wrong people!
So...
Yes...
what you're sayin' is...
Yes...
that I....
Yes...
should blow shit up!
Yes! Wait, no!
No!
Do it!
Doin' it!
[Theme Song Starts]
Code Geass AbridgeMENT
Are you ready to play?
Found you!
Oh nothing!
Oh, it's you two idiots, what do you want?
You're the idiot!
I am so good at come-backs.
We need some action.
We're itching for a fight, and we know the Japanese army is ready to give us one!
And how does this involve me?
We need you to utilize your network broadcasting resources
to help us find the location of the enemy base.
What the heck is in it for me?
Do it, or I'll rip out your endocrine system and beat you with it!
She'll do it; I've seen her.
Fine, Shatter Mountain.
That was too quick!
How long have you been sitting on this information?
It is literally the first thing that pops up on Google
when you search for "underground Japanese resistance army location".
Whatever.
Is there something you-
Well then!
And he cuts me off.
The Japanese army is about to get a serious ass-kicking by Dr. Jeremiah Gottwald.
That's right, I'm a doctor.
Ph.D. in Ass-Kicking,
Bachelor's in Pain,
and a Minor in Women's Studies!
So I take it you're going to Shatter Mountain?
You bet your damn 100% cotton turtle-neck we are!
Oh, this is cashmere.
Fuck you!
Look at all these robots we got from selling all those drugs!
Dibs on the red one!
Kallen, you do not want that one.
It's our newest current model; it's bright red and has the latest upgrades.
Which is a nice way of saying, everyone and their dog will be gunning for that thing!
Seriously, it's like running around the battlefield asking to get shot.
Red's my favorite color!
On second thought, that robot was made for you.
Boss, we just found the location of the Japanese Liberation Army.
They're on Shatter Mountain.
Ke-kow!
Time to befriend us some Japanese allies.
Here Kallen!
What's this?
It's a flash drive containing the mix of all the best Owl City songs for our journey to Shatter Mountain.
But it says it's only 1 MB big.
Oh...
[Britannia Mobile War Headquarters 0730 Hours]
We've located the Japanese Liberation Army.
Therefore I've hired our best strategist to come up with a battle plan.
Gentlemen, please take it away.
See, this is a mountain.
And there are dots at the bottom of the mountain.
F*cking Windows 7!
["Secret" Japanese Resistance Headquarters]
[0831 1/2 hours]
Sir, the enemy is circling the mountain.
They're getting ready to attack!
What should we do?
I just shit myself!
As always you've been a huge help.
Oh my sweet Euphemia, why won't you cradle me in your big, strong arms?
Nina, do you know where Lelouch and Kallen are?
I haven't seen them in school in a while.
Ignore her, she is jealous of our love.
Nina?
Gubodi! Wubiman!
[Shatter Mountain 874.33 (repeating of course) Hours]
Yeah, uh, why are we planting bombs on the top of the mountain?
Ohgi, Ohgi, Ohgi...
If we don't show some grit, the Japanese Liberation Army will never take us seriously.
So your plan is to blow up the mountain they live on?
Ohgi, you're forgetting one very important thing here.
What that?
I don't know, but you're definitely forgetting it.
Now, I'm going to go meet up with the Japanese Liberation Army.
You keep an eye on Tamaki; I think he may be on drugs.
If you own a baby,
keep it the hell away from Serbia!
No don't, he's on Salvia!
Salvia? Come on, these wild and crazy kids today.
They're just looking up to their idols.
Come on man, what would you do?
I'd double-dare them to look up to real idols.
Lindsay Lohan?
Michael Phelps.
[Hey, at least he earned it...]
Not to get us back on track or anything, but can we get back on track?
Wait, check this out.
That's a no.
Ahh, that smarts!
Oh my god, it took me forever to fix that f*cking door.
[Door Bangs Open]
Yeah, I think I-
Holy sh**! Chinese Checkers!
Shot next game, and there's nothing you can say to stop me.
Okay, never mind.
Well, I'm out some Japanese allies.
You might want to consider getting out of here.
The Britannians are starting to surround the mountain.
Aw, don't worry; we have the high ground.
And everyone knows if you have the high ground you automatically win.
I have the high ground!
Um...
Eh, whatever.
Sis, we just got new intel!
How does everyone keep getting in here?
The Dark Knights are on Shatter Mountain as well.
Well then, I guess we'll just have to focus our efforts on the army with the most competent leader.
I stepped on a nail!
Dammit!
Must! Learn! To! Read!
Yeah I'll just... flip a coin or something.
Sir, the enemy is advancing!
Aw shit, where the hell is Tohdoh?
I can't believe Costco doesn't sell lawn-chairs.
Sir, for the love of god, open your eyes!
I won't lie, I've been drinking again.
Whoa, whoa buddy.
Can't let you through-
Jesus! Oh shit!
So now that the Japanese Liberation Army turned us down we can disarm these bombs, right?
No!
This mountain's asking for it.
Kallen?
Do it.
That does not sound good.
I don't like this ride!
I f*cking hate today!
What the hell?
Why is Alpha company going towards the rock-slide?
This. Is. Awesome!
You want something done right, you got to do it yourself.
Guilford, Dalton, we're joining this fight.
Aw right.
'Bout f*cking time!
Hey Villetta, whaddaya say we ditch this nonsense and go get some lawn-chairs at Costco?
But Jeremiah, they told us to wait here until the rock-slide is over and then charge in!
Damn it!
How long will that take?
They said about seven minutes.
Seven minutes?
Seven minutes?!
**Seven minutes?!**
Seven minutes.
Seven minutes?
Seven minutes.
Seven minutes?!
Yes, seven minutes!
**Seven minutes!**
Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with them!
I'm going in now!
No Jeremiah, wait!
A-ha! Burying the enemy in a rock-slide!
Just like I totally planned.
I thought you said you were trying to avoid killing too many people?
What?
You buried our would-be allies,
Someone get the shovel.
and leveled the city at the bottom of the mountain.
Tits!
Alright, forget all this noise!
It's time for a good old fashioned ass-kicking!
Ladies and gentlemen, it's go time.
[Exciting Music Starts]
[Music Cuts Off]
Hey!
Turn that shit back on!
Found you!
Hot damn! Is that you Jeremiah?
Your damn skippy it's Jeremiah!
But enough talk.
Have at you!
I got this one!
Oh no!
Laser Arm!
Laser Arm?
Laser Arm.
Aw, you cheating bitch!
So, this is how it ends.
Well then listen to me, you stupid idiots.
I am undefeatable!
You can never stop me, death is only the beginning!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll see you in Hell!
Kallen!
Huh?
That guy was the man!
Episode 10 - Shatter Mountain
Do it.
Oh! My! God!
Why did I do...
This hurts so much!
Why did I do that?
I was so stupid!
Oh my god, that was dumb!
Why didn't anyone stop me?
Oh god!
Oh this hurts!
I am in a lot of pain!
Don't do Salvia!