0:00:00.000,0:00:03.646
Cream pouring like waterfalls!
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What are you doing?
0:00:04.515,0:00:05.015
Nothing!
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Goodbye.
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Anyway, are we allowed to be in here right now?
0:00:07.359,0:00:07.936
Nope!
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You know, I've been thinking, why not just quit being One?
0:00:10.336,0:00:13.048
You can still back-out; no one else really knows who One is.
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[Incoming...]
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Hang on, my cousin's calling.
0:00:14.642,0:00:16.223
Not that Skype thing again...
0:00:16.223,0:00:17.745
F*ck no, I'm an ooVoo guy!
0:00:17.745,0:00:18.460
[Connecting...]
0:00:19.675,0:00:20.268
[Processing...]
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[Finding Network...]
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[Transferring To Host...]
0:00:27.402,0:00:28.677
[I Think You're A Sexy Person...]
0:00:30.154,0:00:31.597
[What Are These Feelings I'm Having?]
0:00:32.735,0:00:33.567
[Becoming Self-Aware...]
0:00:34.767,0:00:35.671
[Thank You For Waiting... My Love.]
0:00:36.594,0:00:37.751
[Connecting To Skynet...]
0:00:39.105,0:00:40.546
I swear this thing's getting faster.
0:00:40.546,0:00:41.197
You've got to stop!
0:00:41.197,0:00:43.087
Your cousin is Death the Kid.
0:00:43.087,0:00:48.024
Death; the guy that reaps souls, who somehow inexplicably had a kid, is your uncle?
0:00:48.024,0:00:49.373
On my old man's side.
0:00:49.373,0:00:51.447
The King of Britannia is brothers with Death?
0:00:51.447,0:00:51.947
Yep!
0:00:51.947,0:00:53.776
It's official. This shit makes no sense at all.
0:00:53.776,0:00:56.029
That's nothing, you should've seen my mom's brother.
0:00:56.875,0:00:59.544
Don't worry, my bullets will heal you for negative damage.
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Hello my good sir, are you satisfied with your current car insurance payments?
0:01:02.929,0:01:03.429
[-1]
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Our f*cked up family tree aside, I need to ask you a huge favor.
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Nope!
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Fine.
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It's not a big favor really, I was just wondering if you could stop killing people?
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Ying!
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Oh, don't you start that shit again!
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Ying!
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Stop-
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Ying!
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Listen-
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Ying.
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I'm not going to play this game with you.
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Oh my god!
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What is it?
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You're in my computer right now!
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What?
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Don't go messing up my very secure and personal operating system.
0:01:24.134,0:01:25.691
Oh for the love of god, you own a Linux!
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Ying!
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Lelouch, listen to me!
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You've got to stop killing people!
0:01:28.629,0:01:29.457
What, why?
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Because Dad is tired of reaping all the souls you've killed.
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You have made everyone here work overtime just to keep up with you.
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You're killing them faster than we can put them away.
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I think we may have lost a few.
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I'm in your show, f*cking it up.
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Oh please, this series was dead long before he got here.
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No one ever knows what you're talking about.
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Ying!
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Seriously, you're killing all the wrong people!
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So...
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Yes...
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what you're sayin' is...
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Yes...
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that I....
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Yes...
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should blow shit up!
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Yes! Wait, no!
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No!
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Do it!
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Doin' it!
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[Theme Song Starts]
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Code Geass[br]AbridgeMENT
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Are you ready to play?
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Found you!
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Oh nothing!
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Oh, it's you two idiots, what do you want?
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You're the idiot!
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I am so good at come-backs.
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We need some action.
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We're itching for a fight, and we know the Japanese army is ready to give us one!
0:02:19.028,0:02:20.225
And how does this involve me?
0:02:20.225,0:02:22.912
We need you to utilize your network broadcasting resources
0:02:22.912,0:02:25.433
to help us find the location of the enemy base.
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What the heck is in it for me?
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Do it, or I'll rip out your endocrine system and beat you with it!
0:02:29.377,0:02:29.998
She'll do it; I've seen her.
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Fine, Shatter Mountain.
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That was too quick!
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How long have you been sitting on this information?
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It is literally the first thing that pops up on Google
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when you search for "underground Japanese resistance army location".
0:02:44.928,0:02:45.428
Whatever.
0:02:45.428,0:02:46.212
Is there something you-
0:02:46.212,0:02:46.771
Well then!
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And he cuts me off.
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The Japanese army is about to get a serious ass-kicking by Dr. Jeremiah Gottwald.
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That's right, I'm a doctor.
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Ph.D. in Ass-Kicking,
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Bachelor's in Pain,
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and a Minor in Women's Studies!
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So I take it you're going to Shatter Mountain?
0:03:00.101,0:03:02.513
You bet your damn 100% cotton turtle-neck we are!
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Oh, this is cashmere.
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Fuck you!
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Look at all these robots we got from selling all those drugs!
0:03:06.294,0:03:07.286
Dibs on the red one!
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Kallen, you do not want that one.
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It's our newest current model; it's bright red and has the latest upgrades.
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Which is a nice way of saying, everyone and their dog will be gunning for that thing!
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Seriously, it's like running around the battlefield asking to get shot.
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Red's my favorite color!
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On second thought, that robot was made for you.
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Boss, we just found the location of the Japanese Liberation Army.
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They're on Shatter Mountain.
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Ke-kow!
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Time to befriend us some Japanese allies.
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Here Kallen!
0:03:28.654,0:03:29.154
What's this?
0:03:29.154,0:03:32.823
It's a flash drive containing the mix of all the best Owl City songs for our journey to Shatter Mountain.
0:03:32.823,0:03:34.818
But it says it's only 1 MB big.
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Oh...
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[Britannia Mobile War Headquarters 0730 Hours]
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We've located the Japanese Liberation Army.
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Therefore I've hired our best strategist to come up with a battle plan.
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Gentlemen, please take it away.
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See, this is a mountain.
0:03:50.818,0:03:52.908
And there are dots at the bottom of the mountain.
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F*cking Windows 7!
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["Secret" Japanese Resistance Headquarters]
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[0831 1/2 hours]
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Sir, the enemy is circling the mountain.
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They're getting ready to attack!
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What should we do?
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I just shit myself!
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As always you've been a huge help.
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Oh my sweet Euphemia, why won't you cradle me in your big, strong arms?
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Nina, do you know where Lelouch and Kallen are?
0:04:09.845,0:04:11.291
I haven't seen them in school in a while.
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Ignore her, she is jealous of our love.
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Nina?
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Gubodi! Wubiman!
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[Shatter Mountain 874.33 (repeating of course) Hours]
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Yeah, uh, why are we planting bombs on the top of the mountain?
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Ohgi, Ohgi, Ohgi...
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If we don't show some grit, the Japanese Liberation Army will never take us seriously.
0:04:25.430,0:04:27.785
So your plan is to blow up the mountain they live on?
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Ohgi, you're forgetting one very important thing here.
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What that?
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I don't know, but you're definitely forgetting it.
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Now, I'm going to go meet up with the Japanese Liberation Army.
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You keep an eye on Tamaki; I think he may be on drugs.
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If you own a baby,
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keep it the hell away from Serbia!
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No don't, he's on Salvia!
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Salvia? Come on, these wild and crazy kids today.
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They're just looking up to their idols.
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Come on man, what would you do?
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I'd double-dare them to look up to real idols.
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Lindsay Lohan?
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Michael Phelps.
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[Hey, at least he earned it...]
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Not to get us back on track or anything, but can we get back on track?
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Wait, check this out.
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That's a no.
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Ahh, that smarts!
0:05:00.956,0:05:03.671
Oh my god, it took me forever to fix that f*cking door.
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[Door Bangs Open]
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Yeah, I think I-
0:05:05.268,0:05:06.312
Holy sh**! Chinese Checkers!
0:05:06.312,0:05:08.881
Shot next game, and there's nothing you can say to stop me.
0:05:09.619,0:05:10.507
Okay, never mind.
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Well, I'm out some Japanese allies.
0:05:12.147,0:05:13.858
You might want to consider getting out of here.
0:05:14.512,0:05:15.978
The Britannians are starting to surround the mountain.
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Aw, don't worry; we have the high ground.
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And everyone knows if you have the high ground you automatically win.
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I have the high ground!
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Um...
0:05:25.192,0:05:25.773
Eh, whatever.
0:05:25.773,0:05:26.901
Sis, we just got new intel!
0:05:26.901,0:05:28.380
How does everyone keep getting in here?
0:05:28.380,0:05:30.252
The Dark Knights are on Shatter Mountain as well.
0:05:30.252,0:05:33.827
Well then, I guess we'll just have to focus our efforts on the army with the most competent leader.
0:05:33.827,0:05:34.791
I stepped on a nail!
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Dammit!
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Must! Learn! To! Read!
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Yeah I'll just... flip a coin or something.
0:05:42.165,0:05:43.205
Sir, the enemy is advancing!
0:05:43.205,0:05:45.641
Aw shit, where the hell is Tohdoh?
0:05:45.641,0:05:48.509
I can't believe Costco doesn't sell lawn-chairs.
0:05:48.509,0:05:50.534
Sir, for the love of god, open your eyes!
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I won't lie, I've been drinking again.
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Whoa, whoa buddy.
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Can't let you through-
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Jesus![br]Oh shit!
0:05:55.982,0:05:59.354
So now that the Japanese Liberation Army turned us down we can disarm these bombs, right?
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No!
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This mountain's asking for it.
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Kallen?
0:06:02.722,0:06:03.335
Do it.
0:06:05.904,0:06:07.349
That does not sound good.
0:06:12.718,0:06:13.646
I don't like this ride!
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I f*cking hate today!
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What the hell?
0:06:18.198,0:06:20.554
Why is Alpha company going towards the rock-slide?
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This. Is. Awesome!
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You want something done right, you got to do it yourself.
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Guilford, Dalton, we're joining this fight.
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Aw right.
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'Bout f*cking time!
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Hey Villetta, whaddaya say we ditch this nonsense and go get some lawn-chairs at Costco?
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But Jeremiah, they told us to wait here until the rock-slide is over and then charge in!
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Damn it!
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How long will that take?
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They said about seven minutes.
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Seven minutes?
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Seven minutes?!
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**Seven minutes?!**
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Seven minutes.
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Seven minutes?
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Seven minutes.
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Seven minutes?!
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Yes, seven minutes!
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**Seven minutes!**
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Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with them!
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I'm going in now!
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No Jeremiah, wait!
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A-ha! Burying the enemy in a rock-slide!
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Just like I totally planned.
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I thought you said you were trying to avoid killing too many people?
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What?
0:07:02.911,0:07:04.623
You buried our would-be allies,
0:07:04.623,0:07:06.524
Someone get the shovel.
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and leveled the city at the bottom of the mountain.
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Tits!
0:07:08.793,0:07:10.241
Alright, forget all this noise!
0:07:10.241,0:07:12.282
It's time for a good old fashioned ass-kicking!
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's go time.
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[Exciting Music Starts]
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[Music Cuts Off]
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Hey!
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Turn that shit back on!
0:07:41.376,0:07:42.128
Found you!
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Hot damn! Is that you Jeremiah?
0:07:44.099,0:07:46.219
Your damn skippy it's Jeremiah!
0:07:46.219,0:07:46.999
But enough talk.
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Have at you!
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I got this one!
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Oh no!
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Laser Arm!
0:07:57.841,0:07:58.743
Laser Arm?
0:07:58.743,0:07:59.653
Laser Arm.
0:08:00.822,0:08:01.879
Aw, you cheating bitch!
0:08:06.294,0:08:08.487
So, this is how it ends.
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Well then listen to me, you stupid idiots.
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I am undefeatable!
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You can never stop me, death is only the beginning!
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'll see you in Hell!
0:08:26.985,0:08:27.623
Kallen!
0:08:27.628,0:08:28.148
Huh?
0:08:28.456,0:08:29.369
That guy was the man!
0:08:30.600,0:08:35.538
Episode 10 - Shatter Mountain
0:08:37.445,0:08:38.286
Do it.
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Oh! My! God!
0:08:41.835,0:08:43.656
Why did I do...
0:08:45.671,0:08:47.806
This hurts so much!
0:08:48.437,0:08:50.051
Why did I do that?
0:08:50.621,0:08:52.483
I was so stupid!
0:08:53.098,0:08:56.292
Oh my god, that was dumb!
0:08:56.508,0:08:58.725
Why didn't anyone stop me?
0:09:00.356,0:09:01.554
Oh god!
0:09:01.862,0:09:03.056
Oh this hurts!
0:09:03.502,0:09:05.270
I am in a lot of pain!
0:09:07.947,0:09:10.676
Don't do Salvia!