1 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So this is the first and the last slide each of my 6400 students 2 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for the last 15 years have seen. 3 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I do no believe you can build a multimillion dollar organization 4 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 unless you are clear on which instinct or organ you are targeting. 5 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Our species has a need for a "super bing" 6 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 our competitive advantage as a species is our brain, 7 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 our brain in robust enough to ask these really difficult questions, 8 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but unfortunately it doesn't have the processesing power to answer them, 9 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which creates a need for a super bing that we can pray to 10 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and look to for answers. 11 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What is prayer? 12 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sending a query into the universe, 13 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and hopefully there's some sort of divine internvention, 14 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we don't need to understand what's going on 15 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 from an all-knowing, all-seeing superbeing 16 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that gives us authority 17 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that this is the right answer. 18 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Will my kid be all right? 19 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You have your planet of stuff, 20 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you have your planet of work, 21 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you have your planet of friends; 22 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you have kids, 23 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you know that once something comes off the rails with your kids, 24 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 everything melts, 25 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and your universe to the summit is your kids, 26 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 will my kid be all right? 27 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Symptoms and treatment of croupe in the Google query box. 28 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 One in six queries to Google have never been asked before 29 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in the history of mankind. 30 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 What priest, teacher, rabbi, scholar, mentor, boss 31 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 has so much credibility 32 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that one in six questions posed to that person 33 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 have never been askied before? 34 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Google is our modern man's god. 35 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Imagine your face and your name above everything you put into that box 36 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and you're going to realize you trust Google more than any entitity 37 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in your history. 38 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's move further down the torso. 39 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter) 40 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 One of the other wonderful things about our species 41 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is we not only need to be loved but we need to love others. 42 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Children with poor nutrition but a lot of affection 43 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 have better outcomes than children with good nutrition and poor affection. 44 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 However, the best signal that you might make it to be 45 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 part of the number-one fastest growing demographic in the world, 46 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 centenarians, 47 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 people who live to triple digits, 48 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 their are three signals. 49 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 In reverse order, 50 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 their genetics, 51 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 not as important as you'd like to think, 52 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so you can continue to treat your body like shit, 53 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 think that, "Oh, Uncle Joe lived to 95 to die at the ... ] 54 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's less important than you think. 55 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Number two is lifestyle. 56 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Don't smoke, 57 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't be obsese, 58 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 pre-screen, 59 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 get rid of about two-thirds of early cancers 60 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and cardiovascular disease. 61 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The number one indicator or signal that you'll make it to triple digits: 62 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 how many people do you love? 63 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Caretaking is the security camera, 64 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 what we call the low-resolution security camera in our brain, 65 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 deciding whether or not you are adding value. 66 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Facebook taps into our instinctive need 67 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 not only to be loved, 68 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but to love others, 69 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mostly through pictures that create empathy, 70 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 catalyze, 71 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and reinforce our relationships. 72 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Let's continue our journey down the torso. 73 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Amazon is our consumptive gut. 74 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The instinct of more is hardwired into us. 75 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The penalty for too little is starvation and malnurtition. 76 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Open your cupboards, 77 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 open your closets, 78 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you have 10 to 100 x times what you need. 79 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why? 80 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Because the penalty for too little 81 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is much greater than the penalty for too much. 82 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So more for less is a business strategy that never goes out of style. 83 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's the strategy of China, 84 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's a the strategy of Wal-Mart, 85 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and now it's the strategy of the most successful company in the world, 86 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Amazon. 87 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You get more for less into your gut, 88 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 digest, 89 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 send it to your muscular and skeletal system of consumption. 90 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Moving further, 91 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 once we know we will survive, 92 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the basic instinct, 93 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we move to the second most powerful instinct, 94 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and that is to spread and select 95 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the strongest, smartest and fastest seat 96 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to the four corners of the earth, 97 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or pick the best seat. 98 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is not a timepiece. 99 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I haven't wound it in five years. 100 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's my vain attempt to say to people if you mate with me, 101 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 your children are more likely to survive 102 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 than if you mate with somebody wearing a Swatch watch. 103 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter) 104 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The key to business is tapping into the irrational organs. 105 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Irrational is Harvard Business School and New York Business School's term 106 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for fat profit margins 107 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and shareholder value. 108 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 High caloric [paste] for your children, 109 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 no? 110 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You love your choosey mom. 111 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why choosey moms choose JIF, 112 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you love your kids more, 113 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the greatest algorithm for shareholder creation from World War II 114 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to the advent of Google 115 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 was taking an average product and appealing to people's hearts. 116 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Your a better a mom, 117 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a better person, 118 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 a better patriot 119 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you buy this average soap versus this average soap. 120 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now the number one algorithm for shareholder value isn't technology. 121 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Look at the Forbes 400, 122 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 take out inherited wealth, 123 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 take out finance, 124 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the number one source of wealth creation: 125 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 appealing to your reproductive organs. 126 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The [lauders?] 127 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the wealthiest man in Europe, 128 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 LVMH, 129 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 numbers two and three H&M and Indotechs. 130 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You want to target the most irrational organs for shareholder value. 131 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 As a result, 132 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 these four companies -- 133 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Apple, Amazon, Facebook and Google have disarticulated who we are. 134 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 God love consumption sex. 135 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The proportion in your approach to those things is who you are 136 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and they have re-assembeled who we are in the form of for-profit companies 137 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 at the end of the Great recession, 138 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the market capital of these companies was a equivalent to the GDP of Niger, 139 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 now it is equivalent to the GDP of India, 140 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 having blown past Russia and Canada 141 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in '13 and '14, 142 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 there are only five nations 143 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that have a GDP greater than the combined capital of these four firms. 144 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Something is happening though. 145 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The conversation just a year ago was which CEO was more Jesus-like, 146 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 who was running for president. 147 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now the worm has turned. 148 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Everything they're doing is bothering us. 149 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We're worried they're tax avoiders. 150 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Wal-mart, since the great recession, has paid 64 billion dollars 151 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in corporate income tax. 152 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Amazon has paid 1.4. 153 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How do we pay our firefighters, our soldiers and our social workers 154 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if the most successful companies in the world 155 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 don't pay their fair share? 156 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Pretty easy. 157 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That means the less successful companies have to pay more than their fair share. 158 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alexa, is this a good thing? 159 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter) 160 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is despite the fact 161 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that Amazon has added the entire market capitalization of Wal-Mart 162 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to its market cap in the last 19 months. 163 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Whose fault is it? 164 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's our fault. 165 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We're electing regulators who don't have the backbone 166 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to actually go after these companies. 167 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Facebook lies to [regulators] 168 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and says, "It would be impossible 169 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for us to share the data between our core platform 170 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and our proposed acquisition of Whatsapp. 171 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Approve the merger." 172 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They approved the merger and then -- 173 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 spoiler alert -- 174 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they figure it out. 175 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And the EU says, "I feel lied to, 176 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're fining you 120 billion dollars, 177 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 about .6 percent of the acquisition price of 19 billion dollars. 178 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If Mark Zuckerberg could take out and insurance policy 179 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that the acquisition would go through for .6 percent, 180 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 wouldn't he do it? 181 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Anti-competitive behavior. 182 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 A two and half billion dollar fine, 183 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 three billion of the cash flow, 184 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 three percent of the cash on Google's balance sheet. 185 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We are telling these companies 186 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the smart thing to do, 187 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the shareholder-driven thing to do, 188 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is to lie and to cheat. 189 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We are issuing 25 cent parking tickets on a meter that costs $100 an hour. 190 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The smart thing to do is like, "job destruction!" 191 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Amazon only needs one person for two at Macy's. 192 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If they grow their business 20 billion dollars this year, 193 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which they will, 194 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we will lose 53,000 cashiers and clerks. 195 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is nothing unusual, 196 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 this has happened all through our economy, 197 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we've just never seen companies this good at it. 198 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That's one Yankee stadium of workers. 199 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's even worse in media. 200 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Facebook and Google grow their business 22 billion dollars this year, 201 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which they will, 202 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're going to lose approximately 150,000 creative directors, 203 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 planners and copywriters. 204 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Or we can fill up two-and-a-half Yankee stadiums 205 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and say, "You are out of work courtesy of Amazon." 206 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We now get the majority of our news from our social media feeds, 207 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and the majority of our news coming off of social media feeds 208 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is fake news. 209 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter) 210 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I am not allowed to be politcal or use curse words, 211 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or talk about religion in class, 212 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so I can definitely not say, 213 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Zuckerberg has become Putin's bitch." 214 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Definitely cannot say that. 215 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter) 216 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Their defense: 217 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Facebook is not a media company, 218 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's a technology company." 219 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 You create original content, 220 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you pay sports leagues to give you original content, 221 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you run advertising against it -- 222 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 boom, you're a media company. 223 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Just in the last few days, 224 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Sheryl Sandberg has repeated this lie, 225 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that "we are not a media company." 226 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Facebook has openly embraced the margins of celebrity 227 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and the influence of a media company, 228 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 yet seems to be allergic to the responsibilities 229 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 of a media company. 230 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Imagine McDonald's. 231 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We find 80 percent of their beef is fake, 232 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and its giving us [insephalitis], 233 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and we're making terrible decisions. 234 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And we say, "McDonald's, 235 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're pissed off." 236 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And they say, "Wait, 237 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're not a fast-food restaurant, 238 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we're a fast-food platform." 239 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter) 240 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 These companies and CEOs wrap themselves in a neon-blue pink rainbow 241 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and blue blanket to create and illusionist trick. 242 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 From their behavior each day, 243 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which is more indicative of the spawn of Darth Vader and Ayn Rand. 244 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why? 245 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Because we as progressives are seen as nice but weak. 246 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If Sheryl Sandberg had written a book on gun rights, 247 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or on the pro-life movement, 248 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 would they be flying Sheryl to Cannes? 249 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 No. 250 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I'm not doubting their progressive values, 251 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but it foots to shareholder value, 252 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because we as progressives are seen as weak. 253 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They're so nice -- 254 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 remember Microsoft? 255 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They didn't seem as nice, 256 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and regulators stepped in much earlier than the regulators now 257 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 who would never step in on those nice, nice people. 258 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm about to get on a plane tonight, 259 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I'm going to have a guy named Roy from TSA molest me. 260 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if I am suspected of a DUI on the way home, 261 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I can have blood taken from my person. 262 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 But wait, don't tap into the iPhone, 263 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's sacred. 264 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is our new cross. 265 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It shouldn't be the iPhone X, 266 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it should be the iPhone cross. 267 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We have our religion; 268 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it's Apple. 269 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Our Jesus Christ is Steve Jobs, 270 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and we've decided this is holier than our person, our house 271 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 or our computer. 272 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We have become totally out of control with the gross idolatry of innovation 273 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and of youth. 274 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We no longer worship at the altar of character, 275 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 of kindess, 276 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but of innovation and people who create shareholder value. 277 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Amazon has become so powerful in the marketplace 278 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it can conduct Jedi mind tricks. 279 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It can begin damaging other industries just by looking at it. 280 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Nike announces they're distributing on Amazon, 281 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 their stock goes up, 282 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 every other footwear stock goes down. 283 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When Amazon stock goes up the rest of retail stocks go down 284 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because they assume what's good for Amazon is bad for everybody else. 285 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They cut the cost on salmon 33 percent when they acquired Whole Foods. 286 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Between the time they announced the acquisition of Whole Foods 287 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and when it closed, 288 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 [Kroger,] the largest [pure play] grocer in America 289 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 shed one-third of its value 290 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because Amazon purchased a grocer one-eleventh the size of Kroger. 291 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I got very lucky. 292 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I predicted the acquisition of Whole Foods by Amazon 293 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the week before it happened. 294 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 This is me boasting. 295 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I said this publicly in the media 296 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that this was the largest acquisition in their history, 297 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they'd never made an acquisition over one billion, 298 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and people asked, "How did you know this?" 299 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 So I'm letting this very impressive audience in on the secret. 300 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 How did I know this? 301 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I'm going to tell you how I knew. 302 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I bark at Alexa all day long 303 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and try to figure out what's going on. 304 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Alexa, buy whole milk. 305 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Alexa} I couldn't find anything for whole milk, 306 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so I've added whole milk to your shopping list. 307 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Then I asked, 308 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Alexa, buy organic foods." 309 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Alexa) The top search result for organic food 310 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is Plum Organic's baby food, 311 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 banana and pumpkin. 312 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 12 pack of four ounces each. 313 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's 15 dollars total. 314 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Would you like to buy it? 315 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Scott) And then, as often happens at my age, 316 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I got confused. 317 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "Alexa, buy whole foods." 318 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Alexa) I have purchased the outstanding stock of Whole Foods Incorporated 319 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 at 42 dollars per share. 320 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I have charged 13.7 billion to your American Express card. 321 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter) 322 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I thought that'd be funnier. 323 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Laughter) 324 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We've personified these companies, 325 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and just as when you're really angry over every little thing someone does 326 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in your life and relationships, 327 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you've got to ask yourself, 328 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "What's going on here? 329 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Why are we so disappointed in technology?" 330 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And I believe it's because the ratio 331 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 of one percent per suit of shareholder value 332 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and 99 percent the betterment of humanity 333 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that techonolgy used to play 334 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 has been flipped, 335 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and now we're totally focused on shareholder value 336 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 instead of humanity. 337 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 100,000 people came together for the Manhattan Project 338 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and literally saved the world. 339 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Technology saved the world. 340 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My mother was a four-year-old Jew living in London at the outset of the war. 341 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 If we had not formed the footrace towards splitting the atom, 342 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 would she have survived? 343 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's unlikely. 344 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 25 years later, 345 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the most impressive accomplishment arguably 346 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 ever in all of humankind, 347 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 put a man on the moon. 348 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 430,000 Canadians, Britsh and Americans came together 349 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 again with very basic technology 350 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and put a man on the moon. 351 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Now we have the 700,000 best and brightest, 352 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and these are the best and brightest from the four corners of the earth. 353 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They are literally playing with lasers relative to the slingshots, 354 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 relative to the squirt gun. 355 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They have the GDP of India to work at. 356 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And after studying these companies for 10 years, 357 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I know what their mission is. 358 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Is it to organize the world's information? 359 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Is it to connect us? 360 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Is it to create greater commonty of man? 361 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It isn't. 362 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I know why we have brought together -- 363 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I know that the greatest collection of IQ capital and creativity 364 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that their soul mission is to tell another fucking Nissan. 365 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 My name is Scott Galloway, 366 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I teach at NYU 367 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I appreciate your time. 368 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Applause) 369 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Chris Anderson: Not planned, 370 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but you prompted some questions in me, Scott. 371 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 That was a spectacular rant. 372 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 SG: Is this like Letterman 373 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 when you do well, 374 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 he calls you onto the couch? 375 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 CA: No, no, you're going to the heart of the conversation right now. 376 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Everyone's aware that after years of worshipping Silicon Valley, 377 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 suddenly the worm has turned, 378 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and in such a big way. 379 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 To some people here, 380 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 it will just feel like you're piling on, 381 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're kicking the kids who've already been kicked to pieces anyway. 382 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Don't you feel any empathy for them at all? 383 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 CG: None whatsoever. 384 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Look, this is the issue. 385 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 It's not their fault, it's our fault. 386 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They're for-profit companies. 387 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They're not concerned with the condition of our souls. 388 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They're not going to take care of us when we get older. 389 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We have set up a society that values shareholder value over everything, 390 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and they're doing what they're supposed to be doing, 391 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but we need to elect people, 392 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and we need to force ourselves to forece them to be subject 393 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to the same scrutiny that the rest of business endures full-stop. 394 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 CA: There's another narrative 395 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that is arguably equally consistent with the facts, 396 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 which is that there actually is good intent in much of the leadership -- 397 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I won't say everyone necessarily -- 398 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 many of the employees. 399 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 We all know people who work in those companies, 400 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and they still are pretty convincing 401 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that their mission is to do -- 402 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so the alternative narrative 403 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is there have been unintended consequences here, 404 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that the technologies that we're unleashing, 405 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 the algorithms that we're attempting to personalize the internet, 406 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for example, 407 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 have a) resulted in weird effects that filter bubbles 408 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that we weren't expecting, 409 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and b) made themselves vulberable to weird things like -- 410 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 oh, I don't know, 411 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Russian hackers creating accounts 412 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and doing things that we didn't expect. 413 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Isn't the unintended consequence a possibility here? 414 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 SG: I don't think -- 415 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so I'm pretty sure statistically 416 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 they're no less or better people than any other organization 417 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that has 100,000 or more poeple. 418 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't think they're bad people. 419 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 As a matter of fact, 420 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I would argue that there's a lot of very civic-minded, decent leadership, 421 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but this is the issue. 422 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 When you control 90 percent points of share 423 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in a market search 424 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that is now bigger than the entire advertising market of any nation, 425 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and you're primarily compensated and trying to develop economic security 426 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for you and the families of your employees, 427 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to increase that market share, 428 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you can't help but leverage all the power at your disposal. 429 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And that is the basis for regulation, 430 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and it's the basis for [truism] throughout history 431 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that power corrupts. 432 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They're not bad people, 433 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 we've just let them get out of control. 434 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 CA: So maybe the case is slightly overstated? 435 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I know at least a bit -- 436 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Larry Page for example, 437 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Jeff Bezos -- 438 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't actually think they wake up thinking, 439 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 "I've got to sell a fucking Nissan." 440 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't think they think that. 441 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I think they are trying to build something cool, 442 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and I probbaly, 443 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 in moments of reflection, 444 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 as horrified that some of the things that have happened, 445 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 as we might be, 446 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 so is there a different way of framing this? 447 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 To say that when you're model is advertising that there are dangers 448 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 that you have to take on more explicitly? 449 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 SG: I think it's very difficult to set an organization up 450 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 as we do, 451 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 to pursue shareholder value above all else. 452 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 They're not non-profits. 453 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 The reason people go to work there is they want to create economic security 454 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 for their familes, 455 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 mostly first and foremost. 456 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And when you get to a point 457 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 where you control so much economic power, 458 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you use all the weapons at your disposal. 459 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 I don't think they're bad people, 460 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 but I think the role of government and the role of us as consumers 461 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 and people who elect our officials, 462 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 is to ensure that there are some checks here. 463 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 And we have given them the mother of all hall passes 464 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 because we find them just so fascinating. 465 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 CA: Scott, eloquently put, 466 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 spectactularly put. 467 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Larry Page, Tim Cook, 468 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 if you're watching, 469 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 you're welcome to come and make the counter argument as well. 470 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 CA: Scott, thank you so much. 471 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 SG: Thanks very much. 472 99:59:59,999 --> 99:59:59,999 (Applause)