Charlee, CHAR-LEE!
(sighs) What?
We gotta go! We're burning this place down!
(flame sounds) Oh.. what about all the animals in the forest?
Well, CLEARLY they're gonna burn a lot!
Oh, well, that isn't nice.
Man, shut the heell up.
YOU shut the heeell up.
NO, YOU SHUT THE HEEEELL UP!
Y-You can both go, and shut the hell up..
I'm not talking to you, Charlee!
Rainbow, BLEH! (Throws up a rainbow)
HOLY CRAP we're on a bridge.
OH GOD I'M FALLING!
I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOOOOR~~
That is... tragic.
Not as tragic as your face.
Aw, come on! That was uncalled for.
YOUR FACE is uncalled for.
Hey guys!
Where the hell you've been?
Oh, you know.. Saw a movie, got some coffee..
I want some coffee.
Yeah, I could go for some coffee too.
Well, you can't come, you son of a bitch.
Oh, look. It's that dinosaur punk.
He owes me twenty bucks!
HEEY, LIO! YO LIO!
RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)
What the hell did he say?
Man, I have no idea.
RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)
Where's my MONEY, LIO?!
RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)
(flame sounds) Oh crap, the fire is back!
I want MY TWENTY BUCKS, LIO!
(Liopleurodon lights on fire)
(snort) OH NO, Lio is on fire!
RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)
Stop, drop and roll, man!
Well, here we are. At the pokeanose.
This is lovely. T-This is a lovely vacationing spot.
Yeah, yeah, should be nice...
except for tHE DRAGON!!
There was supposed to be a dragon there.
Oh..
Man, we put a deposit down and everything..!
Yeah.. there's.. no dragon.
Well, I can SEE that! OBVIOUSLY!
OH MY GOD!!
OHH THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!
Well, there is the dragon.
[Yep] Behold the horror.
That is pretty scary..
I'm hungry, let's find an Ihop.
(jazz song plays)
(boat horns and crashes on the ground) WOOH! SPRING BREAK!
WE JUST STOLE THIS BOAT!
Why would you steal a boat?
Who CARES! GOD!
I have an idea! What if we all made out?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, FINE!!
Charlie, we need to find the Banana King.
The Banana King?
That dude's been selling candy in our street.
I'd rather not get involved.
Oh, you're involved, Char-
HOLY JESUS!!
You see, Charlie? He knows we're coming.
That's right, Charlie. We're going to war.
WE'RE GOING TO WAR!!
BANANA KING! GET YOUR UGLY FACE OUT HERE!
Yo! What do you want?
I want you to stop being an asshole!
What? I'm being an asshole. You're being an asshole.
YOU're being the asshole.
I SAID I'm being an asshole. But you two are definitively being assholes!
Charlie, tell what an asshole he is being.
I want no part in this.
See? Now that guy is not an asshole.
That's it. I'm tired of this asshole.
We're coming for you, banana king!
(door crashes) TRYING TO SELL CANDY IN MY STREET! (shotgun fire sounds)
FREE MARKET ECONOMY, MAN! Y'ALL NEED TO LEARN SOME ECONOMICS!
WELL, YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME "DIE"!
AWW! I'M BLEEDING BANANA BLOOD!
YEAH! SPRING BREAK!!
Alright, I'm done with this. Let's go to Denny's.
What the hell is a "Grand Slamwich"?
That's everything that comes with a "Grand Slam" put into a sandwich instead.
That sounds really nasty.
They are very popular.
Well, I'm gonna have some pancakes.
I'll put you down for a Grand Slamwich.
I said I want PANCAKES, WOMAN!
You're all getting Grand Slamwiches. They are very popular.
I don't want that crap.
You get two eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham...
...mayonnaise, cheese and maple spread, all inside a sandwich.
Man, that sounds AWFUL!
GODDAMNIT I WANT MY PANCAKES!
I can slip some pancake inside your Gran Slamwich.
EEEEWWWW!
(flames burst) WOW!
(snorts) Oh, no way!
That crap is still burning!
That is from last episode! How is that still going?
(Jazz song plays)
(imitating a car engine) Brrr! Pull over! CSI Miami!
Well, what's going on-
CSI MIAMI, ASSHOLE! WE'VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS!
O-Okay, I will cooperate.
WHERE WERE YOU AT 9:11?
I-I don't know.. here?
UH-HUH! AND WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING, WHEN YOU WERE MURDERING SOMEONE?!
WOAH, WOAH! HOLD THE PHONE!!
I DIDN'T MURDER ANYBODY!
UNLIKELY!!
AAHH WOAAH! (car crashed into the ground)
I stole a police car!
C-S-I M-I-A-M-I LET'S GO TO THE BEACH!
Well, here we are. The scene of the crime.
Oh no! That's starfish!
YEAH, HE IS DEAD, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
WHAT DID YOU DO, CHARLIE? STOMP HIM OVER WITH THOSE YOUR BIG OL' HORSE HOOVES?
NO! I WOULDN'T DO THAT!
HE HAD A LIFE, CHARLIE! A JOB! REAL LIFE ECONOMY AND SHIT!
YOU PUT YOUR GROSS MAN HOOBS ALL OVER HIM UNTIL HE DIED!
ArE yOu ThE HoRsE tHaT KiLleD mY cOuSiN?
THIS ASSHOLE PUT HIS WEIRD FUNGUS FEET ALL OVER YOUR COUSIN AND KILLED HIM!
Oh My GoD!! oH mY gOd! WhY wOuLd YoU gO aNd Do ThAt, BrO??
IT WAS PROBABLY SEXUAL!!
I DIDN'T DO THIS! I WAS PLAYING MARIO'S AT THE TIME!
HOW CAN YOU EVEN HOLD THE CONTROLLER WITH THOSE BIG OL' SCRATCHY HORSE FINGERS
I'M NOT GOOD! MARIO FALLS DOWN A LOT AND GETS BOO BOOS!
WeLL YoU sHoUlD kNow, I'm NoT uNrEaSoNaBlE.
YoU'll bE mY sLaVe FoR tHe DaY aNd We'LL fOrGeT aNy Of ThIs NoNsEnSe EvEr HaPPeNeD.
CASE CLOSED!!
ChArLiE, tHiS iS mY hOuSe, dArLiNg.
It's very... nice.
OkAy NoW, wE gOt SoMe RuLeS tO gO oVeR, yOu ReAdY?
Yes! I am ready.
RuLe NuMbEr 1: PaRtY aLL tHe TiMe!
That's... rule number one?
PaRtY aLL tHe TiMe!
Okay..
RuLe NuMbEr 2: CoCaInE eVerYwHeRe.
Okay...
EvErYwHeRe! ThE sEiLiNG, tHe DiShWaShEr, All OvEr YoUr BoDy, EvErYwHeRe!
That's a strange rule...
RuLe NuMbEr 3: ReUsE pRiNtEr PaPeR, pRiNt On BoTh SiDeS. I'm NoT mAdE oUttA fRiCkInG mOnEy.
The tone of these rules seem inconsistent....
RuLe NuMbEr 4: BuSiNeSs LuNcH.
Business lunch?
YeAh, LeT's Go To FrIcKiNg "ReB LoBsTeR" oR sOmE sHiT.
Oh my god, I'm so excited! They got cheddar biscuits!
They are pretty good.
Man, I would kill any of you assholes for a cheddar biscuit.
ToTaLLy, I sTrAiGhT Up MuRdErED mY cOuSiN fOr A bAsKeT oF tHeM.
HEEY!!
C-S-I!
C-S-I M-I-A-M-I!!!
Good afternoon! Welcome to Reb Lobster.
Where the hell are our biscuits?!
Oh, I'm sorry, we're out of the cheddar bay biscuits.
But I can bring you a nice warm basket of GRAND SLAMWICHES
NNNOOOOOOO!!! (fire burts and a boat falls and horns)
(Jazz music plays)
(galactic-like song)
Captain's log, stardate 90210.
Hey! Why are you the captain?
Why wouldn't I be?
I wanna be the captain! You could be Riker.
I'm not Riker! YOU'RE RIKER, ASSHOLE!
No, you're totally Riker.
Who is Riker?
The rapist from Star Trek.
(explosion) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
I SCREAM!
HEY, THAT'S MY JOB, RIKER!
OH MY GOD, I HATE YOU!!
(screen turns on) Good afternoon, welcome to space. Are you ready to surrender your starship?
Are you ready to surrender your FACE?!
Well, if you're not gonna surrender, I guess I'll just have to make you a sandwich..
YOU BETTER NOT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (battle music starts)
Let's see, what should I put in this sandwich...I have some eggs..
QUICKLY, RAISE THE SHIELDS!
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT!
...some sausage...
FIRE TORPEDOS, PHOTONS OR WHATEVER DUMB SPACESHIT WE GOT!!
...some bacon and ham...
WARP SPEED! OR EVEN LINCOLN TOWN CAR SPEED, JUST GO!!
I'LL GO! JUST- I'LL PUSH THE BUTTONS.
...some hot mayonaise to be pretty great and lots of processed cheese...
NO! NNNOOOOO!!!!
GUYS THIS SHIP RUNS WINDOWS 8 I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING!
...and to top it all off a big gue hand of maple spread. All shut inside a sandwich.
A GRAND SLAMWICH!!!
(explosion)
(GRAND SLAMWICH INTENSIFIES)
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!
THEY'RE SOO POPULAAR!
(GRAND SLAMWICH INTENSIFIES)
GROSS!!!
I'M BLEEDING BANANA BLOOD!
Captain's log, stardate 911:
We had to abandon ship because of good old nasty and now we're on some dumb desert planet!
Captain's log: Riker is pretending to be captain again.
Captain's log: Someone who is SUPPOSED to be my friend is being a DICK BALLS!
Hey! Hey guys!
Oh! ...hey.
Wanna hear a song I'm working on? It's gonna be on my next EP.
Cool bro.
Whatever, bye!
I'd like to hear a song.
HOW GREAT! Oh-huh..
♪ I'm a millipede, I'm a millipede, hey, hey! ♪
♪ And I'm gonna crawl inside your brain ♪
♪ Right inside your brain, right inside your brain ♪
♪ Now you only think of millipede thoughts ♪
Han?
That was.. hum.. really good. Thanks.
I'm thinking of doing a final print, you know, for the fans.
You take requests?
Sure, if your request is Total Eclipse of the Heart.
[Hum...] ♪ And I need you now tonight...♪
♪ and I need you more than ever ♪
♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪
(jazz music plays)