WEBVTT 00:00:00.432 --> 00:00:02.242 Charlee, CHAR-LEE! 00:00:02.259 --> 00:00:03.129 (sighs) What? 00:00:03.129 --> 00:00:04.909 We gotta go! We're burning this place down! 00:00:04.909 --> 00:00:07.409 (flame sounds) Oh.. what about all the animals in the forest? 00:00:07.409 --> 00:00:09.969 Well, CLEARLY they're gonna burn a lot! 00:00:09.969 --> 00:00:11.469 Oh, well, that isn't nice. 00:00:11.469 --> 00:00:13.549 Man, shut the heell up. 00:00:13.549 --> 00:00:15.169 YOU shut the heeell up. 00:00:15.169 --> 00:00:17.579 NO, YOU SHUT THE HEEEELL UP! 00:00:17.579 --> 00:00:19.999 Y-You can both go, and shut the hell up.. 00:00:19.999 --> 00:00:21.959 I'm not talking to you, Charlee! 00:00:21.959 --> 00:00:23.429 Rainbow, BLEH! (Throws up a rainbow) 00:00:23.429 --> 00:00:24.969 HOLY CRAP we're on a bridge. 00:00:24.969 --> 00:00:26.039 OH GOD I'M FALLING! 00:00:26.039 --> 00:00:28.709 I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOOOOR~~ 00:00:28.709 --> 00:00:29.729 That is... tragic. 00:00:29.729 --> 00:00:31.069 Not as tragic as your face. 00:00:31.069 --> 00:00:33.229 Aw, come on! That was uncalled for. 00:00:33.229 --> 00:00:34.869 YOUR FACE is uncalled for. 00:00:34.869 --> 00:00:35.419 Hey guys! 00:00:35.419 --> 00:00:36.279 Where the hell you've been? 00:00:36.279 --> 00:00:38.499 Oh, you know.. Saw a movie, got some coffee.. 00:00:38.499 --> 00:00:39.769 I want some coffee. 00:00:39.769 --> 00:00:41.189 Yeah, I could go for some coffee too. 00:00:41.189 --> 00:00:42.759 Well, you can't come, you son of a bitch. 00:00:42.779 --> 00:00:44.729 Oh, look. It's that dinosaur punk. 00:00:44.729 --> 00:00:46.035 He owes me twenty bucks! 00:00:46.035 --> 00:00:48.235 HEEY, LIO! YO LIO! 00:00:48.235 --> 00:00:49.655 RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds) 00:00:49.655 --> 00:00:50.915 What the hell did he say? 00:00:50.915 --> 00:00:51.875 Man, I have no idea. 00:00:51.875 --> 00:00:53.045 RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds) 00:00:53.045 --> 00:00:54.385 Where's my MONEY, LIO?! 00:00:54.385 --> 00:00:55.615 RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds) 00:00:55.615 --> 00:00:57.845 (flame sounds) Oh crap, the fire is back! 00:00:57.845 --> 00:00:59.315 I want MY TWENTY BUCKS, LIO! 00:00:59.315 --> 00:01:00.199 (Liopleurodon lights on fire) 00:01:00.199 --> 00:01:02.089 (snort) OH NO, Lio is on fire! 00:01:02.089 --> 00:01:03.579 RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds) 00:01:03.579 --> 00:01:05.089 Stop, drop and roll, man! 00:01:05.089 --> 00:01:06.999 Well, here we are. At the pokeanose. 00:01:06.999 --> 00:01:10.069 This is lovely. T-This is a lovely vacationing spot. 00:01:10.069 --> 00:01:12.379 Yeah, yeah, should be nice... 00:01:12.379 --> 00:01:14.219 except for tHE DRAGON!! 00:01:18.047 --> 00:01:19.727 There was supposed to be a dragon there. 00:01:19.727 --> 00:01:20.107 Oh.. 00:01:20.107 --> 00:01:21.737 Man, we put a deposit down and everything..! 00:01:21.737 --> 00:01:23.397 Yeah.. there's.. no dragon. 00:01:23.397 --> 00:01:25.627 Well, I can SEE that! OBVIOUSLY! 00:01:25.627 --> 00:01:26.797 OH MY GOD!! 00:01:26.797 --> 00:01:28.177 OHH THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME! 00:01:28.177 --> 00:01:29.597 Well, there is the dragon. 00:01:29.597 --> 00:01:30.897 [Yep] Behold the horror. 00:01:30.897 --> 00:01:32.117 That is pretty scary.. 00:01:32.461 --> 00:01:33.831 I'm hungry, let's find an Ihop. 00:01:34.128 --> 00:01:36.458 (jazz song plays) 00:01:37.364 --> 00:01:39.294 (boat horns and crashes on the ground) WOOH! SPRING BREAK! 00:01:39.294 --> 00:01:40.624 WE JUST STOLE THIS BOAT! 00:01:40.624 --> 00:01:41.774 Why would you steal a boat? 00:01:41.774 --> 00:01:43.344 Who CARES! GOD! 00:01:43.344 --> 00:01:45.394 I have an idea! What if we all made out? 00:01:45.394 --> 00:01:46.594 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:01:46.882 --> 00:01:47.882 Well, FINE!! 00:01:47.882 --> 00:01:49.452 Charlie, we need to find the Banana King. 00:01:49.452 --> 00:01:50.342 The Banana King? 00:01:50.342 --> 00:01:52.332 That dude's been selling candy in our street. 00:01:52.332 --> 00:01:53.742 I'd rather not get involved. 00:01:53.742 --> 00:01:54.792 Oh, you're involved, Char- 00:01:54.792 --> 00:01:56.152 HOLY JESUS!! 00:01:56.582 --> 00:01:58.302 You see, Charlie? He knows we're coming. 00:01:58.302 --> 00:02:00.092 That's right, Charlie. We're going to war. 00:02:00.092 --> 00:02:01.342 WE'RE GOING TO WAR!! 00:02:01.542 --> 00:02:03.692 BANANA KING! GET YOUR UGLY FACE OUT HERE! 00:02:03.692 --> 00:02:04.932 Yo! What do you want? 00:02:04.932 --> 00:02:06.472 I want you to stop being an asshole! 00:02:06.472 --> 00:02:08.732 What? I'm being an asshole. You're being an asshole. 00:02:08.732 --> 00:02:10.002 YOU're being the asshole. 00:02:10.002 --> 00:02:13.902 I SAID I'm being an asshole. But you two are definitively being assholes! 00:02:13.902 --> 00:02:15.542 Charlie, tell what an asshole he is being. 00:02:15.542 --> 00:02:16.662 I want no part in this. 00:02:16.662 --> 00:02:18.752 See? Now that guy is not an asshole. 00:02:18.752 --> 00:02:20.252 That's it. I'm tired of this asshole. 00:02:20.252 --> 00:02:21.632 We're coming for you, banana king! 00:02:21.632 --> 00:02:23.692 (door crashes) TRYING TO SELL CANDY IN MY STREET! (shotgun fire sounds) 00:02:23.692 --> 00:02:26.802 FREE MARKET ECONOMY, MAN! Y'ALL NEED TO LEARN SOME ECONOMICS! 00:02:26.802 --> 00:02:28.892 WELL, YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME "DIE"! 00:02:28.892 --> 00:02:30.922 AWW! I'M BLEEDING BANANA BLOOD! 00:02:30.922 --> 00:02:32.052 YEAH! SPRING BREAK!! 00:02:32.052 --> 00:02:33.842 Alright, I'm done with this. Let's go to Denny's. 00:02:33.842 --> 00:02:35.776 What the hell is a "Grand Slamwich"? 00:02:35.776 --> 00:02:39.766 That's everything that comes with a "Grand Slam" put into a sandwich instead. 00:02:39.766 --> 00:02:40.966 That sounds really nasty. 00:02:40.966 --> 00:02:42.096 They are very popular. 00:02:42.096 --> 00:02:43.276 Well, I'm gonna have some pancakes. 00:02:43.276 --> 00:02:45.066 I'll put you down for a Grand Slamwich. 00:02:45.066 --> 00:02:46.636 I said I want PANCAKES, WOMAN! 00:02:46.636 --> 00:02:49.416 You're all getting Grand Slamwiches. They are very popular. 00:02:49.416 --> 00:02:50.576 I don't want that crap. 00:02:50.576 --> 00:02:54.886 You get two eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham... 00:02:54.886 --> 00:02:58.716 ...mayonnaise, cheese and maple spread, all inside a sandwich. 00:02:58.716 --> 00:03:00.376 Man, that sounds AWFUL! 00:03:00.376 --> 00:03:01.456 GODDAMNIT I WANT MY PANCAKES! 00:03:01.456 --> 00:03:04.886 I can slip some pancake inside your Gran Slamwich. 00:03:04.886 --> 00:03:05.856 EEEEWWWW! 00:03:05.856 --> 00:03:06.786 (flames burst) WOW! 00:03:06.786 --> 00:03:07.736 (snorts) Oh, no way! 00:03:07.736 --> 00:03:09.066 That crap is still burning! 00:03:09.066 --> 00:03:11.986 That is from last episode! How is that still going? 00:03:12.004 --> 00:03:14.124 (Jazz song plays) 00:03:15.241 --> 00:03:17.751 (imitating a car engine) Brrr! Pull over! CSI Miami! 00:03:17.751 --> 00:03:19.021 Well, what's going on- 00:03:19.021 --> 00:03:21.311 CSI MIAMI, ASSHOLE! WE'VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS! 00:03:21.311 --> 00:03:23.151 O-Okay, I will cooperate. 00:03:23.151 --> 00:03:24.821 WHERE WERE YOU AT 9:11? 00:03:24.821 --> 00:03:25.991 I-I don't know.. here? 00:03:25.991 --> 00:03:28.971 UH-HUH! AND WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING, WHEN YOU WERE MURDERING SOMEONE?! 00:03:28.971 --> 00:03:30.411 WOAH, WOAH! HOLD THE PHONE!! 00:03:30.411 --> 00:03:31.621 I DIDN'T MURDER ANYBODY! 00:03:31.621 --> 00:03:32.251 UNLIKELY!! 00:03:32.251 --> 00:03:33.311 AAHH WOAAH! (car crashed into the ground) 00:03:33.311 --> 00:03:34.691 I stole a police car! 00:03:34.691 --> 00:03:36.921 C-S-I M-I-A-M-I LET'S GO TO THE BEACH! 00:03:36.981 --> 00:03:38.731 Well, here we are. The scene of the crime. 00:03:38.733 --> 00:03:39.963 Oh no! That's starfish! 00:03:39.963 --> 00:03:41.223 YEAH, HE IS DEAD, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 00:03:41.223 --> 00:03:43.753 WHAT DID YOU DO, CHARLIE? STOMP HIM OVER WITH THOSE YOUR BIG OL' HORSE HOOVES? 00:03:43.753 --> 00:03:44.753 NO! I WOULDN'T DO THAT! 00:03:44.753 --> 00:03:47.423 HE HAD A LIFE, CHARLIE! A JOB! REAL LIFE ECONOMY AND SHIT! 00:03:47.423 --> 00:03:50.453 YOU PUT YOUR GROSS MAN HOOBS ALL OVER HIM UNTIL HE DIED! 00:03:50.593 --> 00:03:52.333 ArE yOu ThE HoRsE tHaT KiLleD mY cOuSiN? 00:03:52.333 --> 00:03:55.473 THIS ASSHOLE PUT HIS WEIRD FUNGUS FEET ALL OVER YOUR COUSIN AND KILLED HIM! 00:03:55.473 --> 00:03:58.623 Oh My GoD!! oH mY gOd! WhY wOuLd YoU gO aNd Do ThAt, BrO?? 00:03:58.623 --> 00:04:00.343 IT WAS PROBABLY SEXUAL!! 00:04:00.343 --> 00:04:02.783 I DIDN'T DO THIS! I WAS PLAYING MARIO'S AT THE TIME! 00:04:02.783 --> 00:04:05.803 HOW CAN YOU EVEN HOLD THE CONTROLLER WITH THOSE BIG OL' SCRATCHY HORSE FINGERS 00:04:05.803 --> 00:04:08.384 I'M NOT GOOD! MARIO FALLS DOWN A LOT AND GETS BOO BOOS! 00:04:08.384 --> 00:04:10.214 WeLL YoU sHoUlD kNow, I'm NoT uNrEaSoNaBlE. 00:04:10.214 --> 00:04:13.838 YoU'll bE mY sLaVe FoR tHe DaY aNd We'LL fOrGeT aNy Of ThIs NoNsEnSe EvEr HaPPeNeD. 00:04:13.838 --> 00:04:15.482 CASE CLOSED!! 00:04:15.482 --> 00:04:17.322 ChArLiE, tHiS iS mY hOuSe, dArLiNg. 00:04:17.322 --> 00:04:18.342 It's very... nice. 00:04:18.342 --> 00:04:21.082 OkAy NoW, wE gOt SoMe RuLeS tO gO oVeR, yOu ReAdY? 00:04:21.082 --> 00:04:22.432 Yes! I am ready. 00:04:22.432 --> 00:04:25.624 RuLe NuMbEr 1: PaRtY aLL tHe TiMe! 00:04:25.624 --> 00:04:27.124 That's... rule number one? 00:04:27.124 --> 00:04:28.014 PaRtY aLL tHe TiMe! 00:04:28.014 --> 00:04:28.545 Okay.. 00:04:28.545 --> 00:04:31.105 RuLe NuMbEr 2: CoCaInE eVerYwHeRe. 00:04:31.105 --> 00:04:31.595 Okay... 00:04:31.595 --> 00:04:34.745 EvErYwHeRe! ThE sEiLiNG, tHe DiShWaShEr, All OvEr YoUr BoDy, EvErYwHeRe! 00:04:34.745 --> 00:04:35.712 That's a strange rule... 00:04:35.712 --> 00:04:40.687 RuLe NuMbEr 3: ReUsE pRiNtEr PaPeR, pRiNt On BoTh SiDeS. I'm NoT mAdE oUttA fRiCkInG mOnEy. 00:04:40.687 --> 00:04:42.487 The tone of these rules seem inconsistent.... 00:04:42.487 --> 00:04:45.180 RuLe NuMbEr 4: BuSiNeSs LuNcH. 00:04:45.180 --> 00:04:45.944 Business lunch? 00:04:45.944 --> 00:04:48.141 YeAh, LeT's Go To FrIcKiNg "ReB LoBsTeR" oR sOmE sHiT. 00:04:48.141 --> 00:04:50.219 Oh my god, I'm so excited! They got cheddar biscuits! 00:04:50.219 --> 00:04:51.539 They are pretty good. 00:04:51.539 --> 00:04:53.750 Man, I would kill any of you assholes for a cheddar biscuit. 00:04:53.750 --> 00:04:56.406 ToTaLLy, I sTrAiGhT Up MuRdErED mY cOuSiN fOr A bAsKeT oF tHeM. 00:04:56.406 --> 00:04:56.793 HEEY!! 00:04:56.793 --> 00:04:57.491 C-S-I! 00:04:57.491 --> 00:04:59.121 C-S-I M-I-A-M-I!!! 00:04:59.121 --> 00:05:01.221 Good afternoon! Welcome to Reb Lobster. 00:05:01.221 --> 00:05:02.551 Where the hell are our biscuits?! 00:05:02.551 --> 00:05:05.321 Oh, I'm sorry, we're out of the cheddar bay biscuits. 00:05:05.321 --> 00:05:09.241 But I can bring you a nice warm basket of GRAND SLAMWICHES 00:05:09.241 --> 00:05:12.011 NNNOOOOOOO!!! (fire burts and a boat falls and horns) 00:05:12.020 --> 00:05:14.360 (Jazz music plays) 00:05:14.936 --> 00:05:17.213 (galactic-like song) 00:05:17.213 --> 00:05:19.343 Captain's log, stardate 90210. 00:05:19.343 --> 00:05:20.573 Hey! Why are you the captain? 00:05:20.573 --> 00:05:21.443 Why wouldn't I be? 00:05:21.443 --> 00:05:23.173 I wanna be the captain! You could be Riker. 00:05:23.173 --> 00:05:25.203 I'm not Riker! YOU'RE RIKER, ASSHOLE! 00:05:25.203 --> 00:05:26.513 No, you're totally Riker. 00:05:26.513 --> 00:05:27.097 Who is Riker? 00:05:27.097 --> 00:05:28.347 The rapist from Star Trek. 00:05:28.347 --> 00:05:30.017 (explosion) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?! 00:05:30.017 --> 00:05:30.757 I SCREAM! 00:05:30.757 --> 00:05:32.027 HEY, THAT'S MY JOB, RIKER! 00:05:32.027 --> 00:05:33.237 OH MY GOD, I HATE YOU!! 00:05:33.237 --> 00:05:36.857 (screen turns on) Good afternoon, welcome to space. Are you ready to surrender your starship? 00:05:36.857 --> 00:05:38.407 Are you ready to surrender your FACE?! 00:05:38.407 --> 00:05:42.197 Well, if you're not gonna surrender, I guess I'll just have to make you a sandwich.. 00:05:42.197 --> 00:05:43.557 YOU BETTER NOT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (battle music starts) 00:05:43.557 --> 00:05:46.627 Let's see, what should I put in this sandwich...I have some eggs.. 00:05:46.627 --> 00:05:47.797 QUICKLY, RAISE THE SHIELDS! 00:05:47.797 --> 00:05:48.987 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT! 00:05:48.987 --> 00:05:50.045 ...some sausage... 00:05:50.045 --> 00:05:53.285 FIRE TORPEDOS, PHOTONS OR WHATEVER DUMB SPACESHIT WE GOT!! 00:05:53.285 --> 00:05:55.055 ...some bacon and ham... 00:05:55.055 --> 00:05:57.837 WARP SPEED! OR EVEN LINCOLN TOWN CAR SPEED, JUST GO!! 00:05:57.837 --> 00:05:59.957 I'LL GO! JUST- I'LL PUSH THE BUTTONS. 00:05:59.957 --> 00:06:03.837 ...some hot mayonaise to be pretty great and lots of processed cheese... 00:06:03.837 --> 00:06:05.477 NO! NNNOOOOO!!!! 00:06:05.477 --> 00:06:08.057 GUYS THIS SHIP RUNS WINDOWS 8 I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING! 00:06:08.057 --> 00:06:13.637 ...and to top it all off a big gue hand of maple spread. All shut inside a sandwich. 00:06:13.637 --> 00:06:17.237 A GRAND SLAMWICH!!! 00:06:17.237 --> 00:06:18.297 (explosion) 00:06:18.297 --> 00:06:21.577 (GRAND SLAMWICH INTENSIFIES) 00:06:21.577 --> 00:06:22.847 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?! 00:06:22.847 --> 00:06:25.757 THEY'RE SOO POPULAAR! 00:06:25.757 --> 00:06:27.857 (GRAND SLAMWICH INTENSIFIES) 00:06:28.147 --> 00:06:30.137 GROSS!!! 00:06:30.137 --> 00:06:31.357 I'M BLEEDING BANANA BLOOD! 00:06:31.357 --> 00:06:33.047 Captain's log, stardate 911: 00:06:33.047 --> 00:06:36.857 We had to abandon ship because of good old nasty and now we're on some dumb desert planet! 00:06:36.857 --> 00:06:39.237 Captain's log: Riker is pretending to be captain again. 00:06:39.237 --> 00:06:43.237 Captain's log: Someone who is SUPPOSED to be my friend is being a DICK BALLS! 00:06:43.237 --> 00:06:44.357 Hey! Hey guys! 00:06:45.168 --> 00:06:45.768 Oh! ...hey. 00:06:45.768 --> 00:06:48.338 Wanna hear a song I'm working on? It's gonna be on my next EP. 00:06:48.338 --> 00:06:48.868 Cool bro. 00:06:48.868 --> 00:06:49.858 Whatever, bye! 00:06:50.469 --> 00:06:51.359 I'd like to hear a song. 00:06:51.359 --> 00:06:52.359 HOW GREAT! Oh-huh.. 00:06:52.359 --> 00:06:54.799 ♪ I'm a millipede, I'm a millipede, hey, hey! ♪ 00:06:54.799 --> 00:06:56.729 ♪ And I'm gonna crawl inside your brain ♪ 00:06:56.729 --> 00:06:58.719 ♪ Right inside your brain, right inside your brain ♪ 00:06:58.719 --> 00:07:00.509 ♪ Now you only think of millipede thoughts ♪ 00:07:00.659 --> 00:07:01.159 Han? 00:07:01.159 --> 00:07:02.679 That was.. hum.. really good. Thanks. 00:07:02.679 --> 00:07:04.829 I'm thinking of doing a final print, you know, for the fans. 00:07:06.175 --> 00:07:07.255 You take requests? 00:07:07.255 --> 00:07:09.615 Sure, if your request is Total Eclipse of the Heart. 00:07:09.615 --> 00:07:12.565 [Hum...] ♪ And I need you now tonight...♪ 00:07:12.565 --> 00:07:15.055 ♪ and I need you more than ever ♪ 00:07:15.055 --> 00:07:18.035 ♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪ 00:07:18.035 --> 00:07:23.885 (jazz music plays)