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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.43,0:00:02.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charlee, CHAR-LEE!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.26,0:00:03.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(sighs) What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.13,0:00:04.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We gotta go! We're burning this place down!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.91,0:00:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(flame sounds) Oh.. what about all the animals\Nin the forest?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.41,0:00:09.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, CLEARLY they're gonna burn a lot!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.97,0:00:11.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, well, that isn't nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.47,0:00:13.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, shut the heell up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.55,0:00:15.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU shut the heeell up.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.17,0:00:17.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO, YOU SHUT THE HEEEELL UP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.58,0:00:19.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Y-You can both go, and shut the hell up..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.100,0:00:21.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not talking to you, Charlee!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.96,0:00:23.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Rainbow, BLEH! (Throws up a rainbow)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.43,0:00:24.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOLY CRAP we're on a bridge.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.97,0:00:26.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH GOD I'M FALLING!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.04,0:00:28.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOOOOR~~
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.71,0:00:29.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is... tragic.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.73,0:00:31.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not as tragic as your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.07,0:00:33.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aw, come on! That was uncalled for.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.23,0:00:34.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOUR FACE is uncalled for.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.87,0:00:35.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.42,0:00:36.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where the hell you've been?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.28,0:00:38.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you know.. Saw a movie, got some coffee..
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.50,0:00:39.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want some coffee.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.77,0:00:41.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I could go for some coffee too.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.19,0:00:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, you can't come, you son of a bitch.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.78,0:00:44.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, look. It's that dinosaur punk.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.73,0:00:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He owes me twenty bucks!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.04,0:00:48.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HEEY, LIO! YO LIO!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:48.24,0:00:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.66,0:00:50.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell did he say?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.92,0:00:51.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I have no idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.88,0:00:53.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.04,0:00:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's my MONEY, LIO?!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.38,0:00:55.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.62,0:00:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(flame sounds) Oh crap, the fire is back!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.84,0:00:59.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want MY TWENTY BUCKS, LIO!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.32,0:01:00.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Liopleurodon lights on fire)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.20,0:01:02.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(snort) OH NO, Lio is on fire!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.09,0:01:03.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.58,0:01:05.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop, drop and roll, man!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.09,0:01:06.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, here we are. At the pokeanose.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.100,0:01:10.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is lovely. T-This is a lovely vacationing spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.07,0:01:12.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, yeah, should be nice...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.38,0:01:14.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,except for tHE DRAGON!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.05,0:01:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There was supposed to be a dragon there.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.73,0:01:20.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.11,0:01:21.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, we put a deposit down and everything..!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.74,0:01:23.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah.. there's.. no dragon.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.40,0:01:25.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I can SEE that! OBVIOUSLY!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.63,0:01:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH MY GOD!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.80,0:01:28.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OHH THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.18,0:01:29.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, there is the dragon.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.60,0:01:30.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Yep] Behold the horror.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.90,0:01:32.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is pretty scary..
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.46,0:01:33.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm hungry, let's find an Ihop.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.13,0:01:36.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(jazz song plays)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.36,0:01:39.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(boat horns and crashes on the ground) \NWOOH! SPRING BREAK!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.29,0:01:40.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WE JUST STOLE THIS BOAT!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.62,0:01:41.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why would you steal a boat?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.77,0:01:43.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who CARES! GOD!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.34,0:01:45.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have an idea! What if we all made out?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.39,0:01:46.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.88,0:01:47.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, FINE!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.88,0:01:49.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charlie, we need to find the Banana King.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.45,0:01:50.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Banana King?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.34,0:01:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That dude's been selling candy in our street.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.33,0:01:53.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather not get involved.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.74,0:01:54.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, you're involved, Char-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.79,0:01:56.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOLY JESUS!!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.58,0:01:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You see, Charlie? He knows we're coming.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.30,0:02:00.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's right, Charlie. We're going to war.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.09,0:02:01.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WE'RE GOING TO WAR!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.54,0:02:03.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BANANA KING! GET YOUR UGLY FACE OUT HERE!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.69,0:02:04.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yo! What do you want?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.93,0:02:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to stop being an asshole!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.47,0:02:08.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? I'm being an asshole. You're being an asshole.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.73,0:02:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU're being the asshole.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.00,0:02:13.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I SAID I'm being an asshole. \NBut you two are definitively being assholes!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.90,0:02:15.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Charlie, tell what an asshole he is being.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.54,0:02:16.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want no part in this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.66,0:02:18.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See? Now that guy is not an asshole.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.75,0:02:20.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it. I'm tired of this asshole.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.25,0:02:21.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're coming for you, banana king!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.63,0:02:23.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(door crashes) TRYING TO SELL CANDY IN MY STREET! \N(shotgun fire sounds)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.69,0:02:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FREE MARKET ECONOMY, MAN! \NY'ALL NEED TO LEARN SOME ECONOMICS!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.80,0:02:28.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WELL, YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME "DIE"!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.89,0:02:30.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AWW! I'M BLEEDING BANANA BLOOD!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.92,0:02:32.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YEAH! SPRING BREAK!!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:32.05,0:02:33.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, I'm done with this. Let's go to Denny's.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.84,0:02:35.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the hell is a "Grand Slamwich"?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.78,0:02:39.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's everything that comes with a "Grand Slam" \Nput into a sandwich instead.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.77,0:02:40.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That sounds really nasty.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.97,0:02:42.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are very popular.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.10,0:02:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I'm gonna have some pancakes.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.28,0:02:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll put you down for a Grand Slamwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.07,0:02:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I said I want PANCAKES, WOMAN!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.64,0:02:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're all getting Grand Slamwiches.\NThey are very popular.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.42,0:02:50.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't want that crap.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.58,0:02:54.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You get two eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.89,0:02:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...mayonnaise, cheese and maple spread, all inside a sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.72,0:03:00.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, that sounds AWFUL!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.38,0:03:01.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GODDAMNIT I WANT MY PANCAKES!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.46,0:03:04.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can slip some pancake inside your Gran Slamwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.89,0:03:05.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EEEEWWWW!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.86,0:03:06.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(flames burst) WOW!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.79,0:03:07.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(snorts) Oh, no way!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.74,0:03:09.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That crap is still burning!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.07,0:03:11.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is from last episode! How is that still going?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.00,0:03:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Jazz song plays)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.24,0:03:17.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(imitating a car engine) Brrr! Pull over! CSI Miami!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.75,0:03:19.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, what's going on-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.02,0:03:21.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CSI MIAMI, ASSHOLE! WE'VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.31,0:03:23.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,O-Okay, I will cooperate.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.15,0:03:24.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHERE WERE YOU AT 9:11?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.82,0:03:25.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I don't know.. here?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.99,0:03:28.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,UH-HUH! AND WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING,\NWHEN YOU WERE MURDERING SOMEONE?!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.97,0:03:30.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WOAH, WOAH! HOLD THE PHONE!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.41,0:03:31.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I DIDN'T MURDER ANYBODY!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.62,0:03:32.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,UNLIKELY!!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.25,0:03:33.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,AAHH WOAAH! (car crashed into the ground)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.31,0:03:34.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stole a police car!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.69,0:03:36.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C-S-I M-I-A-M-I LET'S GO TO THE BEACH!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.98,0:03:38.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, here we are. The scene of the crime.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.73,0:03:39.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh no! That's starfish!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.96,0:03:41.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YEAH, HE IS DEAD, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.22,0:03:43.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHAT DID YOU DO, CHARLIE? STOMP HIM OVER WITH \NTHOSE YOUR BIG OL' HORSE HOOVES?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.75,0:03:44.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO! I WOULDN'T DO THAT!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.75,0:03:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HE HAD A LIFE, CHARLIE! A JOB! \NREAL LIFE ECONOMY AND SHIT!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.42,0:03:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU PUT YOUR GROSS MAN HOOBS ALL \NOVER HIM UNTIL HE DIED!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.59,0:03:52.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ArE yOu ThE HoRsE tHaT KiLleD mY cOuSiN?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:52.33,0:03:55.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THIS ASSHOLE PUT HIS WEIRD FUNGUS FEET ALL OVER YOUR COUSIN AND KILLED HIM!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.47,0:03:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh My GoD!! oH mY gOd! WhY wOuLd YoU gO aNd Do ThAt, BrO??
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.62,0:04:00.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT WAS PROBABLY SEXUAL!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.34,0:04:02.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I DIDN'T DO THIS! I WAS PLAYING MARIO'S AT THE TIME!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.78,0:04:05.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOW CAN YOU EVEN HOLD THE CONTROLLER WITH THOSE BIG OL' SCRATCHY HORSE FINGERS
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.80,0:04:08.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'M NOT GOOD! MARIO FALLS DOWN A LOT\NAND GETS BOO BOOS!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.38,0:04:10.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WeLL YoU sHoUlD kNow, I'm NoT uNrEaSoNaBlE.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.21,0:04:13.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YoU'll bE mY sLaVe FoR tHe DaY aNd We'LL fOrGeT\NaNy Of ThIs NoNsEnSe EvEr HaPPeNeD.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.84,0:04:15.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,CASE CLOSED!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:15.48,0:04:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ChArLiE, tHiS iS mY hOuSe, dArLiNg.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.32,0:04:18.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's very... nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.34,0:04:21.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OkAy NoW, wE gOt SoMe RuLeS tO gO oVeR, yOu ReAdY?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.08,0:04:22.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes! I am ready.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.43,0:04:25.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RuLe NuMbEr 1: PaRtY aLL tHe TiMe!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.62,0:04:27.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's... rule number one?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:27.12,0:04:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,PaRtY aLL tHe TiMe!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.01,0:04:28.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay..
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.54,0:04:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RuLe NuMbEr 2: CoCaInE eVerYwHeRe.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.10,0:04:31.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.60,0:04:34.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,EvErYwHeRe! ThE sEiLiNG, tHe DiShWaShEr, \NAll OvEr YoUr BoDy, EvErYwHeRe!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.74,0:04:35.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a strange rule...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:35.71,0:04:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RuLe NuMbEr 3: ReUsE pRiNtEr PaPeR, pRiNt On BoTh SiDeS.\NI'm NoT mAdE oUttA fRiCkInG mOnEy.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.69,0:04:42.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The tone of these rules seem inconsistent....
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.49,0:04:45.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,RuLe NuMbEr 4: BuSiNeSs LuNcH.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.18,0:04:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Business lunch?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.94,0:04:48.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YeAh, LeT's Go To FrIcKiNg "ReB LoBsTeR" oR sOmE sHiT.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.14,0:04:50.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, I'm so excited! They got cheddar biscuits!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.22,0:04:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They are pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.54,0:04:53.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, I would kill any of you assholes for a cheddar biscuit.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.75,0:04:56.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,ToTaLLy, I sTrAiGhT Up MuRdErED mY cOuSiN \NfOr A bAsKeT oF tHeM.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.41,0:04:56.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HEEY!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.79,0:04:57.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C-S-I!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.49,0:04:59.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,C-S-I M-I-A-M-I!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.12,0:05:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Good afternoon! Welcome to Reb Lobster.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.22,0:05:02.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where the hell are our biscuits?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.55,0:05:05.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, I'm sorry, we're out of the cheddar bay biscuits.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.32,0:05:09.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But I can bring you a nice warm basket of GRAND SLAMWICHES
Dialogue: 0,0:05:09.24,0:05:12.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NNNOOOOOOO!!! (fire burts and a boat falls and horns)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.02,0:05:14.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Jazz music plays)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.94,0:05:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(galactic-like song)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.21,0:05:19.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain's log, stardate 90210.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.34,0:05:20.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Why are you the captain?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:20.57,0:05:21.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why wouldn't I be?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.44,0:05:23.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanna be the captain! You could be Riker.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:23.17,0:05:25.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm not Riker! YOU'RE RIKER, ASSHOLE!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.20,0:05:26.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, you're totally Riker.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.51,0:05:27.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who is Riker?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.10,0:05:28.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The rapist from Star Trek.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.35,0:05:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(explosion) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.02,0:05:30.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I SCREAM!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.76,0:05:32.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HEY, THAT'S MY JOB, RIKER!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.03,0:05:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,OH MY GOD, I HATE YOU!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.24,0:05:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(screen turns on) Good afternoon, welcome to space. Are you ready to surrender your starship?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.86,0:05:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you ready to surrender your FACE?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.41,0:05:42.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, if you're not gonna surrender, I guess I'll just have to make you a sandwich..
Dialogue: 0,0:05:42.20,0:05:43.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,YOU BETTER NOT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (battle music starts)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.56,0:05:46.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see, what should I put in this sandwich...I have some eggs..
Dialogue: 0,0:05:46.63,0:05:47.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,QUICKLY, RAISE THE SHIELDS!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.80,0:05:48.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.99,0:05:50.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...some sausage...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.04,0:05:53.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FIRE TORPEDOS, PHOTONS OR WHATEVER DUMB SPACESHIT WE GOT!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.28,0:05:55.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...some bacon and ham...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:55.06,0:05:57.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WARP SPEED! OR EVEN LINCOLN TOWN CAR SPEED, JUST GO!!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.84,0:05:59.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'LL GO! JUST- I'LL PUSH THE BUTTONS.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.96,0:06:03.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...some hot mayonaise to be pretty great and lots of processed cheese...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.84,0:06:05.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO! NNNOOOOO!!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:05.48,0:06:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GUYS THIS SHIP RUNS WINDOWS 8 \NI CAN'T FIND ANYTHING!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.06,0:06:13.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...and to top it all off a big gue hand of maple spread. All shut inside a sandwich.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.64,0:06:17.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A GRAND SLAMWICH!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.24,0:06:18.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(explosion)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.30,0:06:21.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(GRAND SLAMWICH INTENSIFIES)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:21.58,0:06:22.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.85,0:06:25.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,THEY'RE SOO POPULAAR!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.76,0:06:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(GRAND SLAMWICH INTENSIFIES)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.15,0:06:30.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GROSS!!!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:30.14,0:06:31.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'M BLEEDING BANANA BLOOD!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.36,0:06:33.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain's log, stardate 911:
Dialogue: 0,0:06:33.05,0:06:36.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We had to abandon ship because of good old nasty and now we're on some dumb desert planet!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:36.86,0:06:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain's log: Riker is pretending to be captain again.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:39.24,0:06:43.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain's log: Someone who is SUPPOSED to be\Nmy friend is being a DICK BALLS!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.24,0:06:44.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Hey guys!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.17,0:06:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! ...hey.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:45.77,0:06:48.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wanna hear a song I'm working on? It's gonna be on my next EP.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.34,0:06:48.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cool bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:48.87,0:06:49.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatever, bye!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:50.47,0:06:51.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to hear a song.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:51.36,0:06:52.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,HOW GREAT! Oh-huh..
Dialogue: 0,0:06:52.36,0:06:54.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm a millipede, I'm a millipede, hey, hey! ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.80,0:06:56.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And I'm gonna crawl inside your brain ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:56.73,0:06:58.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Right inside your brain, right inside your brain ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:06:58.72,0:07:00.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Now you only think of millipede thoughts ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.66,0:07:01.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Han?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.16,0:07:02.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was.. hum.. really good. Thanks.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.68,0:07:04.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm thinking of doing a final print, you know, for the fans.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.18,0:07:07.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You take requests?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:07.26,0:07:09.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sure, if your request is Total Eclipse of the Heart.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.62,0:07:12.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Hum...] ♪ And I need you now tonight...♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.56,0:07:15.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ and I need you more than ever ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:15.06,0:07:18.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:07:18.04,0:07:23.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(jazz music plays)