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Charlee, CHAR-LEE!

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(sighs) What?

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We gotta go! We're burning this place down!

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(flame sounds) Oh.. what about all the animals[br]in the forest?

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Well, CLEARLY they're gonna burn a lot!

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Oh, well, that isn't nice.

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Man, shut the heell up.

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YOU shut the heeell up.

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NO, YOU SHUT THE HEEEELL UP!

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Y-You can both go, and shut the hell up..

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I'm not talking to you, Charlee!

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Rainbow, BLEH! (Throws up a rainbow)

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HOLY CRAP we're on a bridge.

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OH GOD I'M FALLING!

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I HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOOOOR~~

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That is... tragic.

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Not as tragic as your face.

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Aw, come on! That was uncalled for.

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YOUR FACE is uncalled for.

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Hey guys!

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Where the hell you've been?

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Oh, you know.. Saw a movie, got some coffee..

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I want some coffee.

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Yeah, I could go for some coffee too.

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Well, you can't come, you son of a bitch.

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Oh, look. It's that dinosaur punk.

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He owes me twenty bucks!

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HEEY, LIO! YO LIO!

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RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)

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What the hell did he say?

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Man, I have no idea.

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RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)

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Where's my MONEY, LIO?!

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RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)

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(flame sounds) Oh crap, the fire is back!

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I want MY TWENTY BUCKS, LIO!

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(Liopleurodon lights on fire)

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(snort) OH NO, Lio is on fire!

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RA RA RA RA (unintelligent sounds)

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Stop, drop and roll, man!

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Well, here we are. At the pokeanose.

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This is lovely. T-This is a lovely vacationing spot.

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Yeah, yeah, should be nice...

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except for tHE DRAGON!!

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There was supposed to be a dragon there.

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Oh..

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Man, we put a deposit down and everything..!

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Yeah.. there's.. no dragon.

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Well, I can SEE that! OBVIOUSLY!

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OH MY GOD!!

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OHH THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!

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Well, there is the dragon.

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[Yep] Behold the horror.

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That is pretty scary..

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I'm hungry, let's find an Ihop.

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(jazz song plays)

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(boat horns and crashes on the ground) [br]WOOH! SPRING BREAK!

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WE JUST STOLE THIS BOAT!

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Why would you steal a boat?

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Who CARES! GOD!

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I have an idea! What if we all made out?

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Well, FINE!!

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Charlie, we need to find the Banana King.

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The Banana King?

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That dude's been selling candy in our street.

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I'd rather not get involved.

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Oh, you're involved, Char-

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HOLY JESUS!!

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You see, Charlie? He knows we're coming.

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That's right, Charlie. We're going to war.

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WE'RE GOING TO WAR!!

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BANANA KING! GET YOUR UGLY FACE OUT HERE!

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Yo! What do you want?

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I want you to stop being an asshole!

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What? I'm being an asshole. You're being an asshole.

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YOU're being the asshole.

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I SAID I'm being an asshole. [br]But you two are definitively being assholes!

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Charlie, tell what an asshole he is being.

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I want no part in this.

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See? Now that guy is not an asshole.

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That's it. I'm tired of this asshole.

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We're coming for you, banana king!

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(door crashes) TRYING TO SELL CANDY IN MY STREET! [br](shotgun fire sounds)

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FREE MARKET ECONOMY, MAN! [br]Y'ALL NEED TO LEARN SOME ECONOMICS!

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WELL, YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME "DIE"!

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AWW! I'M BLEEDING BANANA BLOOD!

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YEAH! SPRING BREAK!!

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Alright, I'm done with this. Let's go to Denny's.

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What the hell is a "Grand Slamwich"?

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That's everything that comes with a "Grand Slam" [br]put into a sandwich instead.

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That sounds really nasty.

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They are very popular.

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Well, I'm gonna have some pancakes.

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I'll put you down for a Grand Slamwich.

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I said I want PANCAKES, WOMAN!

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You're all getting Grand Slamwiches.[br]They are very popular.

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I don't want that crap.

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You get two eggs, a sausage, some bacon, some ham...

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...mayonnaise, cheese and maple spread, all inside a sandwich.

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Man, that sounds AWFUL!

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GODDAMNIT I WANT MY PANCAKES!

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I can slip some pancake inside your Gran Slamwich.

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EEEEWWWW!

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(flames burst) WOW!

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(snorts) Oh, no way!

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That crap is still burning!

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That is from last episode! How is that still going?

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(Jazz song plays)

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(imitating a car engine) Brrr! Pull over! CSI Miami!

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Well, what's going on-

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CSI MIAMI, ASSHOLE! WE'VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS!

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O-Okay, I will cooperate.

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WHERE WERE YOU AT 9:11?

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I-I don't know.. here?

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UH-HUH! AND WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING,[br]WHEN YOU WERE MURDERING SOMEONE?!

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WOAH, WOAH! HOLD THE PHONE!!

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I DIDN'T MURDER ANYBODY!

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UNLIKELY!!

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AAHH WOAAH! (car crashed into the ground)

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I stole a police car!

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C-S-I M-I-A-M-I LET'S GO TO THE BEACH!

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Well, here we are. The scene of the crime.

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Oh no! That's starfish!

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YEAH, HE IS DEAD, YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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WHAT DID YOU DO, CHARLIE? STOMP HIM OVER WITH [br]THOSE YOUR BIG OL' HORSE HOOVES?

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NO! I WOULDN'T DO THAT!

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HE HAD A LIFE, CHARLIE! A JOB! [br]REAL LIFE ECONOMY AND SHIT!

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YOU PUT YOUR GROSS MAN HOOBS ALL [br]OVER HIM UNTIL HE DIED!

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ArE yOu ThE HoRsE tHaT KiLleD mY cOuSiN?

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THIS ASSHOLE PUT HIS WEIRD FUNGUS FEET ALL OVER YOUR COUSIN AND KILLED HIM!

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Oh My GoD!! oH mY gOd! WhY wOuLd YoU gO aNd Do ThAt, BrO??

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IT WAS PROBABLY SEXUAL!!

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I DIDN'T DO THIS! I WAS PLAYING MARIO'S AT THE TIME!

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HOW CAN YOU EVEN HOLD THE CONTROLLER WITH THOSE BIG OL' SCRATCHY HORSE FINGERS

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I'M NOT GOOD! MARIO FALLS DOWN A LOT[br]AND GETS BOO BOOS!

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WeLL YoU sHoUlD kNow, I'm NoT uNrEaSoNaBlE.

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YoU'll bE mY sLaVe FoR tHe DaY aNd We'LL fOrGeT[br]aNy Of ThIs NoNsEnSe EvEr HaPPeNeD.

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CASE CLOSED!!

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ChArLiE, tHiS iS mY hOuSe, dArLiNg.

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It's very... nice.

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OkAy NoW, wE gOt SoMe RuLeS tO gO oVeR, yOu ReAdY?

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Yes! I am ready.

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RuLe NuMbEr 1: PaRtY aLL tHe TiMe!

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That's... rule number one?

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PaRtY aLL tHe TiMe!

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Okay..

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RuLe NuMbEr 2: CoCaInE eVerYwHeRe.

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Okay...

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EvErYwHeRe! ThE sEiLiNG, tHe DiShWaShEr, [br]All OvEr YoUr BoDy, EvErYwHeRe!

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That's a strange rule...

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RuLe NuMbEr 3: ReUsE pRiNtEr PaPeR, pRiNt On BoTh SiDeS.[br]I'm NoT mAdE oUttA fRiCkInG mOnEy.

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The tone of these rules seem inconsistent....

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RuLe NuMbEr 4: BuSiNeSs LuNcH.

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Business lunch?

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YeAh, LeT's Go To FrIcKiNg "ReB LoBsTeR" oR sOmE sHiT.

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Oh my god, I'm so excited! They got cheddar biscuits!

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They are pretty good.

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Man, I would kill any of you assholes for a cheddar biscuit.

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ToTaLLy, I sTrAiGhT Up MuRdErED mY cOuSiN [br]fOr A bAsKeT oF tHeM.

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HEEY!!

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C-S-I!

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C-S-I M-I-A-M-I!!!

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Good afternoon! Welcome to Reb Lobster.

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Where the hell are our biscuits?!

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Oh, I'm sorry, we're out of the cheddar bay biscuits.

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But I can bring you a nice warm basket of GRAND SLAMWICHES

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NNNOOOOOOO!!! (fire burts and a boat falls and horns)

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(Jazz music plays)

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(galactic-like song)

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Captain's log, stardate 90210.

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Hey! Why are you the captain?

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Why wouldn't I be?

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I wanna be the captain! You could be Riker.

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I'm not Riker! YOU'RE RIKER, ASSHOLE!

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No, you're totally Riker.

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Who is Riker?

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The rapist from Star Trek.

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(explosion) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

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I SCREAM!

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HEY, THAT'S MY JOB, RIKER!

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OH MY GOD, I HATE YOU!!

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(screen turns on) Good afternoon, welcome to space. Are you ready to surrender your starship?

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Are you ready to surrender your FACE?!

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Well, if you're not gonna surrender, I guess I'll just have to make you a sandwich..

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YOU BETTER NOT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (battle music starts)

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Let's see, what should I put in this sandwich...I have some eggs..

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QUICKLY, RAISE THE SHIELDS!

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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT!

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...some sausage...

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FIRE TORPEDOS, PHOTONS OR WHATEVER DUMB SPACESHIT WE GOT!!

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...some bacon and ham...

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WARP SPEED! OR EVEN LINCOLN TOWN CAR SPEED, JUST GO!!

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I'LL GO! JUST- I'LL PUSH THE BUTTONS.

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...some hot mayonaise to be pretty great and lots of processed cheese...

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NO! NNNOOOOO!!!!

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GUYS THIS SHIP RUNS WINDOWS 8 [br]I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING!

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...and to top it all off a big gue hand of maple spread. All shut inside a sandwich.

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A GRAND SLAMWICH!!!

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(explosion)

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(GRAND SLAMWICH INTENSIFIES)

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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!

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THEY'RE SOO POPULAAR!

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(GRAND SLAMWICH INTENSIFIES)

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GROSS!!!

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I'M BLEEDING BANANA BLOOD!

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Captain's log, stardate 911:

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We had to abandon ship because of good old nasty and now we're on some dumb desert planet!

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Captain's log: Riker is pretending to be captain again.

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Captain's log: Someone who is SUPPOSED to be[br]my friend is being a DICK BALLS!

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Hey! Hey guys!

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Oh! ...hey.

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Wanna hear a song I'm working on? It's gonna be on my next EP.

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Cool bro.

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Whatever, bye!

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I'd like to hear a song.

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HOW GREAT! Oh-huh..

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♪ I'm a millipede, I'm a millipede, hey, hey! ♪

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♪ And I'm gonna crawl inside your brain ♪

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♪ Right inside your brain, right inside your brain ♪

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♪ Now you only think of millipede thoughts ♪

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Han?

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That was.. hum.. really good. Thanks.

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I'm thinking of doing a final print, you know, for the fans.

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You take requests?

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Sure, if your request is Total Eclipse of the Heart.

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[Hum...] ♪ And I need you now tonight...♪

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♪ and I need you more than ever ♪

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♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪

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(jazz music plays)