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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:07.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat electronic music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.68,0:00:09.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[JASPER CARROTT] Welcome\Nback to Golden Balls.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.90,0:00:14.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After a run of big cash balls,\NIbrahim and Nick now have
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.13,0:00:17.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,£13,600 in front of them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.42,0:00:21.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We know they've got it,\Nbut the golden question is,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.10,0:00:22.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,can they keep it?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.96,0:00:25.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ibrahim and Nick, you now face\Na very straightforward choice,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.78,0:00:28.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it's a choice that \Ncould make one or
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.34,0:00:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,both of you extra wealthy,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.24,0:00:33.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,but it could also lose\Nboth of you everything that
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.68,0:00:35.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you have fought for today.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.40,0:00:39.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They have to decide\Nto split or steal.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.73,0:00:47.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat electronic music)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.12,0:00:52.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ibrahim, Nick you have two final\Ngolden balls in front of you and
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.28,0:00:55.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they are the most important\Ngolden balls of the game.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.14,0:01:01.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You each have a golden ball with\Nthe word split written inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.76,0:01:07.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You both have a ball with the\Nword steal written inside.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.41,0:01:10.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You will know which is split\Nand which is steal because
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.24,0:01:12.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you're going to have a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.76,0:01:15.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you both pick the split ball,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.91,0:01:22.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you split the 13,600 and you\Ngo home with 6,800 each.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.52,0:01:26.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If one of you chooses the\Nsteal ball and the other
Dialogue: 0,0:01:26.23,0:01:30.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,chooses the split ball,\Nwhoever chooses the steal ball,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.52,0:01:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,goes home with the\Nwhole lot, 13,600.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.78,0:01:39.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But if you both\Nchoose the steal ball,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.92,0:01:46.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you leave today's game with\Nwhat you came with, nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.20,0:01:52.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the ultimate test of faith,\Ntrust, and let's face it, greed.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.72,0:01:56.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Take a moment to look at\Nthe balls in front of you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.55,0:01:59.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you know for definite\Nwhich is split and which
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.22,0:02:01.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,is still, but obviously,\Nkeep them concealed
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.15,0:02:03.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,from each other.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.12,0:02:04.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just have a look.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.61,0:02:18.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(mysterious music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.94,0:02:20.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.92,0:02:24.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's the easiest choice,\Nbut the most difficult one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.37,0:02:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What I want you to do is to\Nspend half a minute talking
Dialogue: 0,0:02:30.13,0:02:34.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to each other about what\Nyou both should do.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.60,0:02:36.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nick, Ibrahim.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.66,0:02:40.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] Ibrahim,\NI want you to trust me.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.74,0:02:43.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,100% I'm going to\Npick the steal ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.08,0:02:45.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] Sorry,\Nyou're going to--
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.20,0:02:46.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] I'm going to\Nchoose the steal ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.20,0:02:49.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want you to do split and\NI promise you that I will
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.93,0:02:51.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,split the money with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.26,0:02:52.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] After\Nyou've took the steal?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.77,0:02:53.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.52,0:02:54.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] You're\Ngonna take steal.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.57,0:02:55.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.20,0:02:56.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] I'm gonna take split.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.06,0:02:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.56,0:02:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] So you take the money.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.52,0:02:58.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] And I will\Nsplit it with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.56,0:02:59.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] After the show.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.07,0:02:59.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.57,0:03:07.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughing\Nand applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.20,0:03:08.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] I promise\Nyou I'll do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.71,0:03:11.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you do steal we both\Nwalk away with nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.86,0:03:13.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm telling you 100%\NI'm gonna do it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.60,0:03:14.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] No. I appreciate that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.45,0:03:16.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll give you\Nanother alternative.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.36,0:03:19.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why don't we just\Nboth pick split?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:19.73,0:03:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] I'm not gonna pick split.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.04,0:03:22.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna steal, Ibrahim.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:22.16,0:03:23.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm honestly 100% gonna steal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:23.76,0:03:24.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] It's in\Nyour nature to steal?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.92,0:03:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] No,\NI'm honest
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.80,0:03:27.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I'm going\Nto tell you--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.52,0:03:28.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] You're an honest guy.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.32,0:03:28.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] I am,\Nthat's why I'm
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.98,0:03:29.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,telling you I'm\Ngoing to steal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.88,0:03:32.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you do split,\Nthen I will split the money.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.40,0:03:33.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] I can't see\Nmyself doing that.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:33.36,0:03:34.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] Okay,\Nwell I'm going to steal,
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.46,0:03:36.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,so we're going to\Nleave with nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.24,0:03:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] Where's your\Nbrains coming from?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.94,0:03:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.28,0:03:43.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can't work out--
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.76,0:03:46.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] I know that I'm\Na decent guy and I will
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.01,0:03:47.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,split the money with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.45,0:03:48.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] Well,\Nwe should just
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.18,0:03:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,both split then.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.78,0:03:49.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] No,\NI'm going
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.60,0:03:50.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to do steal.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:50.46,0:03:53.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[JASPER CARROTT] There is\Nno legal requirement for
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.14,0:03:54.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,him to give you the money.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.37,0:03:55.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] Of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:55.52,0:03:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If I gave you my word,\Nnow let me tell you
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.80,0:03:58.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,what my word means.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.66,0:03:59.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.93,0:04:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] My father once said\Nto me,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.40,0:04:05.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"A man who doesn't keep his \Nword is not a man.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.36,0:04:06.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not worth nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:06.51,0:04:08.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's not worth a dollar."
Dialogue: 0,0:04:08.16,0:04:09.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] I agree.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:09.89,0:04:11.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ibrahim, I'm going to steal.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:11.43,0:04:12.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, you've got the choice.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:12.32,0:04:13.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughing and cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.35,0:04:16.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You either steal or we both\Nwalk away with nothing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.08,0:04:17.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because you know I've told\Nyou my intention and I've
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.85,0:04:19.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,told you that I will split\Nthe money with you, Ibrahim.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:20.08,0:04:21.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] If I gave you\Nmy word that I was going
Dialogue: 0,0:04:21.34,0:04:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to split, I would split.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.60,0:04:25.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you're going to take steal.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.17,0:04:26.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:26.39,0:04:29.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[JASPER CARROTT] The only way\Nyou can guarantee to walk away
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.25,0:04:34.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,with 6,800 is to guarantee that\Nyou both put the split ball in.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.17,0:04:37.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I do now have to\Npush you for a decision.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.04,0:04:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a tough one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.68,0:04:38.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] We've lost it.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.32,0:04:38.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We've lost everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.96,0:04:40.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] Okay, we've lost then.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.24,0:04:41.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] We're walking\Naway with no money
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.35,0:04:42.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because you're an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.24,0:04:42.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] No, that's not true.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.88,0:04:43.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughing and cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.40,0:04:43.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] You're an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.92,0:04:44.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.55,0:04:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're an idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.21,0:04:46.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughing and cheering)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:46.94,0:04:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what you are.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.72,0:04:50.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[JASPER CARROTT] Wait, this can\Ngo on all night and
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.38,0:04:52.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,these people have got to get up \Nfor breakfast.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.21,0:04:53.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.94,0:04:56.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nick, choose split or steal.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:56.72,0:04:58.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ibrahim, choose split or steal.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.84,0:05:00.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, please.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:00.24,0:05:02.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Choose a ball.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.60,0:05:04.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] Right,\NI'll tell you what,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.08,0:05:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to go with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.88,0:05:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.44,0:05:06.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] I'm going\Nto go with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.10,0:05:07.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] I promise\Nyou I'll split it.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:07.22,0:05:11.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.28,0:05:14.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[JASPER CARROTT] You cannot\Nchange your balls now.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.70,0:05:18.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Split or steal?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.38,0:05:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, congratulations,\Nyou have both split and
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.50,0:05:27.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,each received £6,800.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.40,0:05:27.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:27.91,0:05:29.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] Why did you\Nput me through that?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.00,0:05:31.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why did you do that to me?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:31.53,0:05:35.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience clapping)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.50,0:05:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're the worst\Nperson I've ever met.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.22,0:05:40.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience clapping)
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.32,0:05:42.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That was a good one, wasn't it?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.54,0:05:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[JASPER CARROTT] Well,\Nit's charity all the way.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.05,0:05:50.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a market trader\Nyou can really trust.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:51.15,0:05:53.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Congratulations to you both.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:53.15,0:05:56.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been Jasper Carrot,\Nthis has been a remarkable game.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.42,0:05:58.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They've been lovely,\Nthis has been Golden Balls,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:58.89,0:06:00.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,until next time, goodbye.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.39,0:06:04.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(audience applauding)
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.59,0:06:05.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] Now I've\Nearned the money.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.02,0:06:09.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel blind, I feel blind,\Nthat was the hardest money
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.63,0:06:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've ever had to work for.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:11.76,0:06:13.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[NICK] I feel great,\Nhe obviously hasn't
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.18,0:06:15.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,worked on a charity\Nset to try and get money.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:15.68,0:06:17.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm going to buy an oven and\NI think me and my friends
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.94,0:06:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,are going to Australia.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.16,0:06:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[IBRAHIM] Give me\Nthe money I've won,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:20.42,0:06:22.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'll respray my yacht.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.17,0:06:24.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(upbeat orchestral music).