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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.59,0:00:01.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How's it goin', bros?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.80,0:00:02.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name's PewDiePie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.96,0:00:03.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Monday.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.44,0:00:05.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's shitty weather.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.04,0:00:07.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Everyone's feeling down.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.41,0:00:12.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I wanted to make a video where I make\Npeople a little happier out there.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.88,0:00:16.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And what better way to do\Nthat than to force it upon them.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.15,0:00:19.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we're going to do\Nwhat I like to call, "The Fabulizer."
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.04,0:00:23.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, so, I'm going to take\Nsuggestions on Twitter on who to Fabulize!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.77,0:00:24.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.25,0:00:26.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So a lot of you suggested Barack Obama.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.84,0:00:28.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that's what we're gonna do.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.90,0:00:32.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So you want to start by selecting\Nwhich photo to fabulize.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.32,0:00:37.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I thought we'd take one where\Nhe doesn't look so fabulous.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.15,0:00:39.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.28,0:00:40.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can work with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.86,0:00:42.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You got that smile, Obama.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.58,0:00:45.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. This is before. Now let's work \Nour way through this.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.75,0:00:49.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What a man with a great smile needs \Nis some great muscles.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.76,0:00:52.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think you'll look way better already, Obama.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.26,0:00:56.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ Don't you ever say Obama isn't gay ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.18,0:00:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.02,0:01:01.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice. Nice golden features.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.83,0:01:03.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.47,0:01:09.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. That's pretty attractive. I think, for him.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.61,0:01:11.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know what would look even better.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.04,0:01:13.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.08,0:01:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississipi, f--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.32,0:01:22.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[beep]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.23,0:01:24.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.51,0:01:25.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. What else?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.79,0:01:31.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Obama is the king without a crown,\Nso let's give him what he deserves.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.04,0:01:32.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.39,0:01:35.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What am I doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.78,0:01:38.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope Obama doesn't see this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.70,0:01:40.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hope no one would ever do this to me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.56,0:01:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright! That looks pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.46,0:01:48.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think we're almost done;\NI just want to do some touch up effects.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.53,0:01:51.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now we do, what I like to call, the shameful effects.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.83,0:01:54.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't know why I'm doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.46,0:01:56.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't look at me like that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.17,0:01:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Goddamn it. I'm not gay. I promise.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.92,0:02:05.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright! I think this is\Npretty much a good result.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.10,0:02:06.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's take a look at before.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.48,0:02:07.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.36,0:02:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.40,0:02:11.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And after.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.91,0:02:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.37,0:02:13.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:14.75,0:02:15.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.87,0:02:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marzia? Do you want to look at it?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.44,0:02:19.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They said I was going to do Obama.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.51,0:02:20.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.15,0:02:21.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is before...
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.70,0:02:23.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and this is after.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.01,0:02:29.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Wow. Well...at least you didn't ruin his face!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.43,0:02:30.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like the piercings.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.24,0:02:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Where?\N
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.93,0:02:33.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, on his nipples. You can't really see them.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.44,0:02:37.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's see what the bros think, \Nwhat you bros think, about this on Twitter.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:38.58,0:02:41.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Minus ten out of ten. Not Kawaii. What the fuck?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.75,0:02:45.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,34 ducks out of 35. That's pretty good.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.44,0:02:47.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,11 rainbows out of seven. Nice.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.41,0:02:50.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. Alright. Let's move on to the next one.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.70,0:02:52.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next up, we've got Dr. Phil.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.88,0:02:56.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And Phil, good old Phil, is already very fabulous.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.68,0:02:58.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, he's rocking that mustache.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.93,0:03:01.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's got a beautiful [chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.39,0:03:02.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know. Someone--what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.40,0:03:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,His eyes are totally out of proportion.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.91,0:03:05.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who photoshopped this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:06.89,0:03:09.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. Let's make something \Nout of this, just cuz' I found this.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.60,0:03:11.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god, I gotta save this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.44,0:03:14.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think this video might give some people nightmares.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:14.67,0:03:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's too close, Phil! That is way too close.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.76,0:03:19.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god, this looks terrifying.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.73,0:03:22.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, please forgive me for my sins.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.14,0:03:25.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh...OH!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:25.60,0:03:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.02,0:03:27.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Nice!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.67,0:03:29.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:03:29.32,0:03:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god. Oh god. Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.26,0:03:32.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Make it stop.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.34,0:03:35.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, where does Phil's chin end?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.08,0:03:37.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How am I supposed to work with this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.80,0:03:38.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.21,0:03:42.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is actually terrifying me a little bit, not gonna lie.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.29,0:03:45.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why, but this picture\Nmakes me want to cry.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:46.24,0:03:47.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know why.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.31,0:03:54.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ I'm just a small time Phil, livin' in a lonely world ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:03:54.40,0:03:58.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks like the hair's growing\Non his back or some shit like that
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.28,0:04:00.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so now we're done--God.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.83,0:04:03.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.41,0:04:07.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.53,0:04:10.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel, generally, uncomfortable doing this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.78,0:04:14.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like my body's just saying no, \Nbut the rest is saying yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:14.76,0:04:18.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I mean, he's a very attractive woman. \NI don't know what to say.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:18.01,0:04:19.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He needs something else.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.62,0:04:23.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You know, with women these days,\Nit's all about the twerking!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.60,0:04:27.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There we go. Got that booty. Uh! Uh!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.17,0:04:29.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Looking good there, Dr. Phil!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.42,0:04:33.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Man, you should go into modeling, if you ever...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.61,0:04:35.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, don't.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:37.65,0:04:39.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's pretty attractive.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.25,0:04:41.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, Marzia. You can look at this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:41.14,0:04:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But, honestly, I don't know if it's a good idea.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:44.65,0:04:45.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So...you know this man?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.94,0:04:46.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] No.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:47.81,0:04:50.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's Dr. Phil. He's like a famous talk show host.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:50.28,0:04:51.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:51.63,0:04:54.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Nice. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:04:55.72,0:04:58.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] It's kind of disturbing.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.39,0:05:02.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm thinking if I did it too much, you know..
Dialogue: 0,0:05:03.80,0:05:05.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] What's with all the hair?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.42,0:05:08.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know! It's like growing in the back.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.84,0:05:10.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:12.78,0:05:13.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Nice butt, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:14.07,0:05:17.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, I figured he wanted a Nicki Minaj one.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.100,0:05:19.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's our before and after.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.19,0:05:23.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, so now let's see \Nwhat you bros would rate this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.45,0:05:26.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Super hot. 10/10.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:26.58,0:05:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] That ass though.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:29.32,0:05:31.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm emotional. So fabulous.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.64,0:05:35.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Next up, we've got Miley down under.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:35.13,0:05:37.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the f--? What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:37.33,0:05:39.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There really isn't much to shop here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:40.33,0:05:43.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about we try to make her less skanky.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:43.71,0:05:44.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.10,0:05:47.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can totally see inspiration.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:47.71,0:05:48.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Inspiration.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.65,0:05:50.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, this is a start.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.45,0:05:55.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just think I have a talent to just see\Npeople for what they really are.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.23,0:05:57.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm just gonna work with this.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.44,0:06:01.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, I think we have \Na pretty nice result here so far.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:01.19,0:06:03.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't know what else I \Ncould do with this, to be honest.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.37,0:06:05.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How about we just...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:07.07,0:06:09.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, now I'm getting {\i1}really{\i0} inspired.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:44.46,0:06:46.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:06:46.76,0:06:49.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I realize now that this is not much of a fabulizer.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.47,0:06:53.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's more like a fucking...I don't know.\NI don't even know. I...honestly.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.56,0:06:57.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is where my brain went. \NI don't even...I can't even...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:57.68,0:07:00.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:01.50,0:07:06.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I-I love how literally this is where \Nmy brain has gone with all the photos.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:06.42,0:07:09.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Like, I haven't checked up any--aw, god damn it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:10.13,0:07:10.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need help.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.18,0:07:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:12.41,0:07:14.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's another wonderful end result.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.70,0:07:16.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So here we go. Before Fabulizer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:16.87,0:07:18.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,After Fabulizer.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.82,0:07:22.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That is some fucked up--\Nwhat is wrong with me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.58,0:07:24.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here's Miley before...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:24.94,0:07:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and then after.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:26.76,0:07:31.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Wow. That's really...\Nwhat's in the chicken wing?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.26,0:07:33.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's the soul of Hannah Montana.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:35.24,0:07:37.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-[Marzia] So you actual--\N-In an egg.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:38.09,0:07:41.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] You actually got some inspiration. \NLike, it has a meaning in it.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.43,0:07:42.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, this is art.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:42.51,0:07:45.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,10,000 twerks?! Holy shit, that's awesome!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:45.87,0:07:49.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't see a difference. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:49.83,0:07:52.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Honey Boo-Boo. Yeah, that might be a good one.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:52.35,0:07:55.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,An improvement to say the least. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:07:55.96,0:07:56.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do one more.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.99,0:07:57.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's do one more.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:57.96,0:08:00.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cuz' I actually love Photoshop.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:00.62,0:08:04.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So to finish off, we're gonna do Smosh,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:04.49,0:08:08.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because they made a photoshop video\Nwhere they photoshopped me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:08.49,0:08:10.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The mouth is still normal though.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.04,0:08:10.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.88,0:08:12.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, that's an amazing problem.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.76,0:08:14.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[snickers]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.51,0:08:15.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Open up!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:15.32,0:08:16.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughter]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:16.82,0:08:21.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay. I don't know what the fuck\NI'm going to do with this, honestly.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.47,0:08:24.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Give me a little time and I got\Nsomething I could work with.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:24.67,0:08:28.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh man! Ian! Ian, you look {\i1}good{\i0}. Damn.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:30.45,0:08:33.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love how much Ian's just blending in right away.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:33.28,0:08:36.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Should I give him the--oh god, that's disturbing.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:36.10,0:08:37.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[chuckles]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:39.51,0:08:41.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.62,0:08:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so I want Anthony's eyes\Nto look on his badonkas.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:48.50,0:08:50.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those beautiful, beautiful badonkas.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:50.89,0:08:52.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And that should be able to fix.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:53.65,0:08:56.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I love how one eye is fixed. [laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:08:56.50,0:08:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It looks so good.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.08,0:09:00.33,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright, let's do the other one.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:01.42,0:09:04.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Let's just hope he's looking at him. Close enough.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.10,0:09:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:05.99,0:09:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, this picture has shit quality,\Nso we're going to have to fix it a little bit.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.61,0:09:12.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Alright. It's pretty good now.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:12.43,0:09:13.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's just missing one thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:15.40,0:09:17.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No. No! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:17.88,0:09:18.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.22,0:09:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No! No!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:23.46,0:09:25.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you kidding me?!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:25.90,0:09:27.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, so I'm back.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:27.92,0:09:32.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did Ian's nip and I managed\Nto save whatever I could.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:32.75,0:09:36.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't feel like redoing everything, \Nbut we are going to finish this bitch up.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.84,0:09:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what happened there.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:38.48,0:09:39.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Really don't want to know!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.20,0:09:42.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, okay! We're done.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.09,0:09:43.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Marzia!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.74,0:09:47.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So this is Ian, Smosh and Anthony.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.85,0:09:48.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:48.40,0:09:49.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Before...
Dialogue: 0,0:09:49.42,0:09:50.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Ian, Smosh, and Anthony?
Dialogue: 0,0:09:50.82,0:09:51.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:51.59,0:09:52.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia laughs]
Dialogue: 0,0:09:52.49,0:09:54.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And...after.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:54.78,0:09:57.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Wow. Poor Ian.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.62,0:09:59.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What? Ian looks good!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:00.77,0:10:01.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Mmm-hmm.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:01.89,0:10:02.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.66,0:10:04.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, I was like, "Which one should I put?"
Dialogue: 0,0:10:04.55,0:10:07.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But Ian's on that side and Anthony's on that side.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.12,0:10:07.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:08.69,0:10:10.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think he looks pretty hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.27,0:10:10.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:10.73,0:10:12.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Marzia] Is that a blond beard?
Dialogue: 0,0:10:12.39,0:10:14.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[laughs] I don't know!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:14.42,0:10:17.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think it's a necklace and it messed up\Nwhen I changed the quality.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.32,0:10:20.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Well, I think I've had enough fun for today.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:21.46,0:10:23.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't know what this is exactly.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:24.35,0:10:28.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This video, this type of video,\Nis still in beta or whatever.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:28.01,0:10:31.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But leave a like if you enjoyed or if you want \Nto see something similar or more...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:31.86,0:10:34.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,..and I'll see you in the next one!
Dialogue: 0,0:10:34.10,0:10:35.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stay awesome bros. Love you.\N
Dialogue: 0,0:10:35.40,0:10:36.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bye!
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