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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:05.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay now, the secret to this guy is that you have to wait until he is just right below you.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.92,0:00:08.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then you go for the plunging attack.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.20,0:00:10.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And- here we go, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.92,0:00:12.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh fuck.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.64,0:00:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,IT WASN'T ME! IT WASN'T ME, STOP!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.70,0:00:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dammit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.06,0:00:20.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just a lit- a little too early on that one.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.38,0:00:23.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay I think I got the hang of it now; these guys all die in one hit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.80,0:00:26.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck is that?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.22,0:00:27.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the f-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.88,0:00:29.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"try ranged battle"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.58,0:00:31.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of COURSE! Try the ranged battle!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.64,0:00:33.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my God, no. I'm sorry, it wasn't me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.70,0:00:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It wasn't me, it wasn't my idea you got-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.64,0:00:37.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm playing with a USB steering wheel!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.68,0:00:40.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's not my fault! It's not my fault.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.18,0:00:41.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"try jumping"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.38,0:00:42.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.64,0:00:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You probably get, like, an item down here...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.06,0:00:47.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...No, you just die.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.64,0:00:51.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh uh. I ain't never listening to one of these ever again in my life.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.50,0:00:52.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Be wary of left?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.66,0:00:55.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That means the monster will be on my right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.36,0:00:57.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's probably will attack from-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.36,0:00:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Dammit!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.92,0:01:02.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now, you gotta wait until he's just right under you.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.28,0:01:03.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here it, here it is! This is the-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.06,0:01:05.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What the fuck!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.04,0:01:06.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No no no don't-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.38,0:01:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Ha ha ha!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.08,0:01:09.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,BACKSTAB!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.32,0:01:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Bitch! Ooh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.22,0:01:13.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get 'em outta here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.32,0:01:15.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.18,0:01:18.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Why is there three of that guy?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.16,0:01:21.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, 'cos it's Dark Souls three.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.56,0:01:22.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They put three of every guy-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.60,0:01:24.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe I can just sneak past.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.20,0:01:27.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have no flasks left.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.02,0:01:28.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god no.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.00,0:01:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I just need to sneak past,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.60,0:01:33.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and get to the bonfi - Is he chasing me?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.70,0:01:36.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't think he's cha- I just need to find a bonfire...
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.86,0:01:38.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...are you FUCKING kidding me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.04,0:01:42.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Dark Souls.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.42,0:01:43.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just run through the whole thing.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.06,0:01:45.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just run- where is the bonfire?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.46,0:01:47.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh, Charleston?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.92,0:01:49.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's the fucking bonfire?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.70,0:01:51.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.16,0:01:52.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Huh, Reynolds?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.26,0:01:54.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I have a hundred guys chasing me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.16,0:01:56.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I need to find the bonfire-
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.86,0:01:58.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Please, do not shoot the arrow at me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.08,0:02:01.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been through so much shit just to get this fa- *gasp*
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.78,0:02:03.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's down there, it's down there!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.36,0:02:05.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay yeah, this is looking like where it would be.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.46,0:02:08.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe past the red door.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.46,0:02:11.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Dark Souls.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.28,0:02:16.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you shoot your shitty dragon breath all over my perfect T-bones!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.86,0:02:18.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He burnt them to a crisp.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:18.40,0:02:19.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna get up-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.16,0:02:19.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna get up-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.30,0:02:20.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna get up-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.36,0:02:22.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna get up th-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.46,0:02:22.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Get up-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.40,0:02:27.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm gonna get up there and I'mma beat the shit outta this dragon. It's as simple as that folks.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.22,0:02:28.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You go in the dungeon,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.84,0:02:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and you get a treasure chest.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.48,0:02:33.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'll take my reward-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.10,0:02:34.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,aaand of course.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.20,0:02:37.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Dark Souls.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.22,0:02:40.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come on, what are you doing? You're not even trying!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:40.54,0:02:42.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What are you bringing him over here for?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.02,0:02:44.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God damn idiot.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.70,0:02:45.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Kill 'em!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.34,0:02:48.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh my god, these people are WORTHLESS!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:48.54,0:02:50.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want something done right,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.54,0:02:52.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,you gotta do it all by yourself.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:52.62,0:02:54.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's what I always say.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.50,0:02:56.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Come and get some you fucking Eskimo-
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.46,0:02:58.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,GAH! SHIT! FUCK!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:58.10,0:02:59.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I STILL HAVE HEALTH!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.04,0:03:00.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I still have enough health to win!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:00.68,0:03:01.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I can do this!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:03.18,0:03:03.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's a hit!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.20,0:03:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hit him, you piece of shit!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.20,0:03:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I did it!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.70,0:03:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*laughing*
Dialogue: 0,0:03:10.94,0:03:12.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So, uh, if you guys need any help
Dialogue: 0,0:03:12.94,0:03:14.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,beating the game, just send me a YouTube comment.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.94,0:03:17.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:18.26,0:03:20.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This gives me POISON resistance.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.18,0:03:23.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, guys! It's Stray Demon from Dark Souls 1.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.30,0:03:26.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was, uh, the first monster you encountered
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.70,0:03:28.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,in that game, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.02,0:03:30.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He was just kind of a mini-boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:30.68,0:03:32.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He wasn't very tough... um...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.68,0:03:34.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you could- if you could put me down now, Stray Demon-
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.04,0:03:37.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Dark Souls 1.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.76,0:03:39.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"illusion ahead".
Dialogue: 0,0:03:39.76,0:03:41.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,76 appraisals - it's gotta be real.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:43.12,0:03:44.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*failure horns* Oh my god, no.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:45.44,0:03:47.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No, turn the video off!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.14,0:03:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The bigger they are, the bigger they fall!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:51.20,0:03:55.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The secret to beating this giant, is to use this little corner over here against him.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:56.78,0:03:58.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's at a disadvantage here.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:58.70,0:04:00.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Because watch, watch this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.62,0:04:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He tries to reach in, and he can't quite get you. So you just-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:04.44,0:04:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You keep waiting for him to reach in and you whack his hand every time
Dialogue: 0,0:04:07.64,0:04:10.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cus he's such a dumbass that he can't-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.82,0:04:11.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*he can*
Dialogue: 0,0:04:13.24,0:04:14.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't laugh.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:16.06,0:04:19.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Some guy invaded me and I have this fire trap here.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.28,0:04:22.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So when he comes in, I- oh shit, there he is already.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.12,0:04:22.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.82,0:04:24.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Woah woah woah woah wha-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:24.28,0:04:26.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Aaand activate the trap!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.04,0:04:29.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd he go?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:29.26,0:04:30.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, here we go.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:30.26,0:04:30.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Round two.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:32.32,0:04:33.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Trap! Activate!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:33.84,0:04:34.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Here we go!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.44,0:04:38.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you touch that cup.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:38.72,0:04:39.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:39.72,0:04:40.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...don't you touch that cu-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:40.92,0:04:42.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,WHY'D YOU GOTTA TOUCH THE GOD DAMN
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.76,0:04:43.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,FUCKING CUP
Dialogue: 0,0:04:43.60,0:04:48.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,A new challenger approaches, but does he have what it takes, to be a champion?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:48.58,0:04:52.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, he's pretty good. He's- he's good. He knows what he's doing. He's got this.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.36,0:04:57.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh! Get 'em outta here! You're gonna need a better guy than th-
Dialogue: 0,0:04:57.80,0:04:59.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Uh oh. "liar ahead"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:59.40,0:05:01.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"no invisible wall ahead"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:02.34,0:05:03.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So that means...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:05.00,0:05:06.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,...that there IS a wall-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:06.72,0:05:07.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*failure horns* No!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:08.30,0:05:10.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,NO, no, NOOOO!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:11.26,0:05:11.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Stop!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.88,0:05:17.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There should be a feature that you- say in the microphone "stop" and the enemies don't-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:17.64,0:05:19.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,How is he on the elevator?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.30,0:05:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:21.78,0:05:22.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you, Dark So-
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.80,0:05:24.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Those are filet mignons!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:24.72,0:05:27.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DON'T YOU F-! *angry Dunkey noises*
Dialogue: 0,0:05:28.32,0:05:30.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's it! Now you fucked up!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.16,0:05:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Don't you EVER burn my steaks.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:36.18,0:05:37.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Impossible, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:38.70,0:05:41.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not if you know the correct techniques.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.68,0:05:45.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now watch, for this boss I like to lay down right next to him,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:45.60,0:05:49.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,because he has a gigantic electricity axe. You don't wanna get hit by that.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:50.60,0:05:53.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now he also has a charge attack, see?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:54.52,0:05:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So I'm gonna actually...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.14,0:05:59.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,He's getting kinda close, I'm gonna try and reposition myself here,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:00.70,0:06:02.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to get in a better spot.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.60,0:06:03.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think here is good.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:03.96,0:06:04.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, this should do.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:06.38,0:06:09.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,At this range, he probably can't hit me-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:09.02,0:06:10.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And it's as simple as that.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:10.44,0:06:12.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You just need the lay down emote-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:12.08,0:06:14.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay now, for this guy, this-
Dialogue: 0,0:06:14.36,0:06:17.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,this guy is fucking bumper cars!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.72,0:06:18.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:18.64,0:06:20.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got some ribeyes down here!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:25.22,0:06:27.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Of course! The weakness is his head!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:28.04,0:06:29.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What is this one say- *gasp*!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:29.54,0:06:30.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Plunging attack!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:31.22,0:06:35.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:35.54,0:06:38.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to die, dragon!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:38.56,0:06:39.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,*clunk*
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.40,0:06:41.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I don't even have this game.