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Okay now, the secret to this guy is that you have to wait until he is just right below you.

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And then you go for the plunging attack.

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And- here we go, here we go.

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Oh fuck.

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IT WASN'T ME! IT WASN'T ME, STOP!

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Dammit!

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Just a lit- a little too early on that one.

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Okay I think I got the hang of it now; these guys all die in one hit!

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What the fuck is that?

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What the f-

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"try ranged battle"

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Of COURSE! Try the ranged battle!

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Oh my God, no. I'm sorry, it wasn't me.

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It wasn't me, it wasn't my idea you got-

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I'm playing with a USB steering wheel!

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It's not my fault! It's not my fault.

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"try jumping"

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Okay.

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You probably get, like, an item down here...

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...No, you just die.

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Uh uh. I ain't never listening to one of these ever again in my life.

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Be wary of left?

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That means the monster will be on my right.

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He's probably will attack from-

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Dammit!

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Now, you gotta wait until he's just right under you.

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Here it, here it is! This is the-

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What the fuck!

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No no no don't-

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Ha ha ha!

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BACKSTAB!

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Bitch! Ooh!

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Get 'em outta here.

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What!

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Why is there three of that guy?!

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Oh, 'cos it's Dark Souls three.

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They put three of every guy-

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Maybe I can just sneak past.

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I have no flasks left.

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Oh god no.

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I just need to sneak past,

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and get to the bonfi - Is he chasing me?

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I don't think he's cha- I just need to find a bonfire...

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...are you FUCKING kidding me.

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Thank you, Dark Souls.

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Just run through the whole thing.

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Just run- where is the bonfire?

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Huh, Charleston?

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Where's the fucking bonfire?

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Huh?

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Huh, Reynolds?

52
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I have a hundred guys chasing me.

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I need to find the bonfire-

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Please, do not shoot the arrow at me.

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I've been through so much shit just to get this fa- *gasp*

56
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It's down there, it's down there!

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Okay yeah, this is looking like where it would be.

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Maybe past the red door.

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Thank you, Dark Souls.

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Don't you shoot your shitty dragon breath all over my perfect T-bones!

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He burnt them to a crisp.

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I'm gonna get up-

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I'm gonna get up-

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I'm gonna get up-

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I'm gonna get up th-

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Get up-

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I'm gonna get up there and I'mma beat the shit outta this dragon. It's as simple as that folks.

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You go in the dungeon,

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and you get a treasure chest.

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I think I'll take my reward-

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aaand of course.

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Thank you, Dark Souls.

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Come on, what are you doing? You're not even trying!

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What are you bringing him over here for?

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God damn idiot.

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Kill 'em!

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Oh my god, these people are WORTHLESS!

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If you want something done right,

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you gotta do it all by yourself.

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That's what I always say.

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Come and get some you fucking Eskimo-

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GAH! SHIT! FUCK!

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I STILL HAVE HEALTH!

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I still have enough health to win!

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I can do this!

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That's a hit!

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Hit him, you piece of shit!

88
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I did it!

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*laughing*

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So, uh, if you guys need any help

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beating the game, just send me a YouTube comment.

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Don't laugh.

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This gives me POISON resistance.

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Look, guys! It's Stray Demon from Dark Souls 1.

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He was, uh, the first monster you encountered

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in that game, actually.

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He was just kind of a mini-boss.

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He wasn't very tough... um...

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If you could- if you could put me down now, Stray Demon-

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Thank you, Dark Souls 1.

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"illusion ahead".

102
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76 appraisals - it's gotta be real.

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*failure horns* Oh my god, no.

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No, turn the video off!

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The bigger they are, the bigger they fall!

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The secret to beating this giant, is to use this little corner over here against him.

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He's at a disadvantage here.

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Because watch, watch this.

109
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He tries to reach in, and he can't quite get you. So you just-

110
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You keep waiting for him to reach in and you whack his hand every time

111
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'cus he's such a dumbass that he can't-

112
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*he can*

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Don't laugh.

114
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Some guy invaded me and I have this fire trap here.

115
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So when he comes in, I- oh shit, there he is already.

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Okay.

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Woah woah woah woah wha-

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Aaand activate the trap!

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Where'd he go?

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Okay, here we go.

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Round two.

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Trap! Activate!

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Here we go!

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Don't you touch that cup.

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Don't...

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...don't you touch that cu-

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WHY'D YOU GOTTA TOUCH THE GOD DAMN

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FUCKING CUP

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A new challenger approaches, but does he have what it takes, to be a champion?

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Oh, he's pretty good. He's- he's good. He knows what he's doing. He's got this.

131
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Oh! Get 'em outta here! You're gonna need a better guy than th-

132
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Uh oh. "liar ahead"

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"no invisible wall ahead"

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So that means...

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...that there IS a wall-

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*failure horns* No!

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NO, no, NOOOO!

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Stop!

139
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There should be a feature that you- say in the microphone "stop" and the enemies don't-

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How is he on the elevator?

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No.

142
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Thank you, Dark So-

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Those are filet mignons!

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DON'T YOU F-! *angry Dunkey noises*

145
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That's it! Now you fucked up!

146
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Don't you EVER burn my steaks.

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Impossible, huh?

148
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Not if you know the correct techniques.

149
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Now watch, for this boss I like to lay down right next to him,

150
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because he has a gigantic electricity axe. You don't wanna get hit by that.

151
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Now he also has a charge attack, see?

152
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So I'm gonna actually...

153
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He's getting kinda close, I'm gonna try and reposition myself here,

154
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to get in a better spot.

155
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I think here is good.

156
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Yeah, this should do.

157
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At this range, he probably can't hit me-

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And it's as simple as that.

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You just need the lay down emote-

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Okay now, for this guy, this-

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this guy is fucking bumper cars!

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Hey!

163
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I got some ribeyes down here!

164
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Of course! The weakness is his head!

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What is this one say- *gasp*!

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Plunging attack!

167
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The plunging attack is the most reliable move in the game...

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It's time to die, dragon!

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*clunk*

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I don't even have this game.