Main jyaada der ghar nahi raha kyunki maine Bubba se waada kiya tha
Aur main hamesha se apne waadon ko poora karne ki koshish karta hoon,
Toh main Bayou La Batre gaya, Bubba ke parivaar se milne aur unse apni pehchaan karane.
-Kya tum pagal ho?
-Ya sirf bewakoof?
-Pagal rahe jaise pagal kare, mohtarma Blue -Honge, shayad
Aur ha, main Bubba ko shraddhanjali dene gaya tha
-Hi Bubba, main hoon, Forrest Gump
-Mujhe yaad he wo sab jo tumne kaha tha
-Aur main un sab ko samajh gaya hoon
-Mujhe mile hue $24,562.47, mai rakh raha hoon
Jo naya suit aur baal katwane ke baad bach gaye hain
Aur mai Maa ko badhiya khaane pe le gaya,
Aur maine ek bus ticket kharidi aur teen juice ki botlen li.
-Kuch bataoge mujhe..Tum pagal ho kya?
-Pagal rahe jaise pagal kare, Sir
-Ab bolne ke baad yahi bacha hai.
-Jab main China ke All-America ping-pong ke dal mein tha
-Mujhe ping-pong khelne mein bada majha aata tha
-Mere Flex-o-Lite ping-pong chappu ke saath
-Jo sab jaante he sach nahi he Magar Maa ne kahan ke
-Chhote se safed jhuunt se, kisiko pareshaani nahi hoti
-Waisebhi, main wo sab gas, rassiyaan,
-Aur naye jaal aur ek nayisi naav pe kharch kar chuka hoon.
Bubba ne mujhe wo sabkuch sikhaya jo wo jhinga machhliyon ko pakadne ke baare me jaanta tha.
Lekin tumhe pata hai mujhe kya samjha?
Jhinga pakadna bahut mushkil hai.
-Maine sirf paanch pakde
-Thode se aur hote to cocktail ban jata.
-Tumne kabhi iss naav ko naam dene ke baare me socha hai?
-Bina naam ki naav ko ashubh mana jaata hai.
Maine kabhi kisi naav ko naam nahi diya tha,
Lekin main sirf ek hi naam soch paya,
Duniya ka sabse sundar naam.