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I didn't stay home for long

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because I'd made a promise to Bubba,
and I always try to keep my promise,

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so I went on down to Bayou La Batre
to meet Bubba's family.

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Are you crazy or just plain stupid?

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- Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs Blue.
- I guess.

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And, of course,
I paid my respect to Bubba himself.

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Hey, Bubba. It's me, Forrest Gump.

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I remember everything you said,
and I got it all figured out.

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I'm taking $24,562.47 that I got,

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that's left after a new haircut
and a new suit

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and I took Mama out
to a real fancy dinner,

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and I bought a bus ticket,
and three Dr Peppers.

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Tell me something.
Are you stupid or something?

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Stupid is as stupid does, sir.

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That's what's left after me saying,

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"When I was in China
on the All-America ping-pong team,

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"I just loved playing ping-pong

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"with my Flex-o-lite
ping-pong paddle,"

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which everybody knows isn't true,

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but Mama said it was just a little
white lie, it wasn't hurting nobody.

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So anyway,
I'm putting all that on gas, ropes,

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and new nets
and a brand-new shrimping boat.

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Bubba told me everything
he knew about shrimping,

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but you know what I found out?

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Shrimping is tough.

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I only caught five.

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A couple more,
you can have yourself a cocktail.

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You ever think about
naming this old boat?

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It's bad luck
to have a boat without a name.

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I'd never named a boat before,

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but there was only one
I could think of,

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the most beautiful name
in the wide world.