[Script Info] Title: [Events] Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excalibur Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.69,0:00:02.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.67,0:00:04.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'64 Fender Stratocaster Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.34,0:00:05.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In classic white Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.37,0:00:06.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With triple single coil pickups Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.76,0:00:07.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And a whammy bar. Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.99,0:00:10.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Pre-CBS Fender corporate buy-out. Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.13,0:00:12.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll raise the bridge, file down the nut Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.08,0:00:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and take the buzz out the low "E". Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.72,0:00:15.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,God, I love this woman Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.30,0:00:17.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Chimes ringing] Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.02,0:00:18.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi, Garth Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.05,0:00:18.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hi Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.89,0:00:20.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's the clerk? Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.34,0:00:22.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I know, I'll use the "may I help you riff" Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.36,0:00:28.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Playing guitar riff] Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.53,0:00:30.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,May I help you? Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.13,0:00:31.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes, my good man Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.51,0:00:32.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd like to have a look at this Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.76,0:00:34.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fender Stratocaster, please. Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.15,0:00:34.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, really? Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.85,0:00:35.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.83,0:00:36.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Again? Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.53,0:00:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yes. Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.66,0:00:54.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Taps Cymbal] Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.44,0:00:55.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Careful. Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.28,0:00:58.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Playing guitar] Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.64,0:00:59.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.04,0:01:05.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,No Stairway! Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.25,0:01:06.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Denied! Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.79,0:01:49.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Playing drums] Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.35,0:01:51.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wow Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.55,0:01:52.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're... Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.60,0:01:53.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Amazing, dude Dialogue: 0,0:01:54.60,0:01:56.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thanks. Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.07,0:01:57.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I like to play. Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.26,0:01:59.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cymbal] Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.33,0:02:01.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Playing guitar] Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.25,0:02:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Excuse me, Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.21,0:02:03.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wayne Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.27,0:02:06.27,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Can I put the fender back now, please? Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.38,0:02:07.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not today, my good man, Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.64,0:02:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm feeling saucy Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.22,0:02:10.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I think I'm gonna buy it Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.77,0:02:12.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you accept... Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.02,0:02:12.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Cash? Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.74,0:02:13.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Cash register dings]