Excalibur
Wow
'64 Fender Stratocaster
In classic white
With triple single coil pickups
And a whammy bar.
Pre-CBS Fender corporate buy-out.
I'll raise the bridge, file down the nut
and take the buzz out the low "E".
God, I love this woman
[Chimes ringing]
Hi, Garth
Hi
Where's the clerk?
I know, I'll use the "may I help you riff"
[Playing guitar riff]
May I help you?
Yes, my good man
I'd like to have a look at this
Fender Stratocaster, please.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Again?
Yes.
[Taps Cymbal]
Careful.
[Playing guitar]
Hey!
No Stairway!
Denied!
[Playing drums]
Wow
You're...
Amazing, dude
Thanks.
I like to play.
[Cymbal]
[Playing guitar]
Excuse me,
Wayne
Can I put the fender back now, please?
Not today, my good man,
I'm feeling saucy
I think I'm gonna buy it
Do you accept...
Cash?
[Cash register dings]