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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.51,0:00:05.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(waves crashing)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:18.30,0:00:23.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hey, champ, why the long face?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.45,0:00:27.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know, Scott Baio.\NI really screwed up last night.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.30,0:00:33.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Come on, talk to me.\NTell me what happened.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.81,0:00:37.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-All right. I'll try.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.81,0:00:41.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I took her on a date,\NThings seemed so bright
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.34,0:00:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I knew I would not need my YouPorn tonight
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.04,0:00:49.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We go to her place and we fool around
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.45,0:00:58.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We throw all our clothes...\NTo the ground
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.30,0:01:01.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We begin as she turns out the lights
Dialogue: 0,0:01:01.70,0:01:05.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I start but feel something so very extra tight
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.43,0:01:09.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hear her cry,\NAnd I see her frown
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.45,0:01:18.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I look at the condom,\NIt is all brown
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.25,0:01:21.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last night, ooooh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.22,0:01:25.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stuck it in the wrong hole
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.70,0:01:29.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry, ooooh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.61,0:01:33.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the bottom of my soul
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.08,0:01:37.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole
Dialogue: 0,0:01:43.91,0:01:47.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Try some Preparation H,\NIt'll make you feel better
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.39,0:01:51.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,In my defense,\NThose holes are so close together
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.46,0:01:55.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, baby, baby, don't feel defiled
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.05,0:02:02.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's a common accident during doggy style
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.05,0:02:07.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It was so dark,\NI couldn't see so good
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.50,0:02:11.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I had no idea where I put my wood
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.44,0:02:15.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want to make things better,\NWant to make it alright
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.28,0:02:21.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If you want, you can put on a strap-on \NAnd give it back to me all night
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.04,0:02:23.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'd rather if she didn't.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.76,0:02:27.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Last night, ooooh
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.61,0:02:31.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stuck it in the wrong hole
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.98,0:02:35.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm so sorry, ooooh
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.30,0:02:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the bottom of my soul
Dialogue: 0,0:02:42.45,0:02:45.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I never ever want to make you feel hurting
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.42,0:02:49.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.29,0:02:53.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Tell me how you feel,\NBaby please don't pause
Dialogue: 0,0:02:53.59,0:02:57.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now I know how they feel in that HBO show Oz
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.23,0:03:01.01,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe take some Advil,\Nyour pain it will fix
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.13,0:03:05.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,From the way you walk,\NYou can compete in the Special Olympics
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.44,0:03:09.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If this was Alabama,\NWe would be on trial
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.44,0:03:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child
Dialogue: 0,0:03:16.63,0:03:20.05,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I've got a confession,\NAnd I think you won't mind
Dialogue: 0,0:03:20.53,0:03:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.79,0:03:28.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-I don't know baby,\NI'm no sodomite
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.08,0:03:36.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Can't we just try it again tonight....?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:36.32,0:03:37.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Alright!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.29,0:03:40.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Every night, ooooh
Dialogue: 0,0:03:40.21,0:03:44.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stick it in the wrong hole
Dialogue: 0,0:03:44.96,0:03:48.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's so much fun, ooooh
Dialogue: 0,0:03:48.39,0:03:53.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-(both)\NAnd we don't need no birth control
Dialogue: 0,0:03:53.00,0:04:01.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-When we stick it in the wrong hole
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.91,0:04:16.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stuck it in your ass
Dialogue: 0,0:04:19.76,0:04:23.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captioned by SpongeSebastian
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.03,0:04:49.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I stuck it in the wrong hole.\N-I think \NI'm out! I think I'm out! (laughs)