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(waves crashing)

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-Hey, champ, why the long face?

3
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-I don't know, Scott Baio.
I really screwed up last night.

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-Come on, talk to me.
Tell me what happened.

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-All right. I'll try.

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I took her on a date,
Things seemed so bright

7
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I knew I would not need my YouPorn tonight

8
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We go to her place and we fool around

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We throw all our clothes...
To the ground

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We begin as she turns out the lights

11
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I start but feel something so very extra tight

12
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I hear her cry,
And I see her frown

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I look at the condom,
It is all brown

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Last night, ooooh

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I stuck it in the wrong hole

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I'm so sorry, ooooh

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From the bottom of my soul

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'Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole

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Try some Preparation H,
It'll make you feel better

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In my defense,
Those holes are so close together

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Oh, baby, baby, don't feel defiled

22
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It's a common accident during doggy style

23
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It was so dark,
I couldn't see so good

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I had no idea where I put my wood

25
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I want to make things better,
Want to make it alright

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If you want, you can put on a strap-on 
And give it back to me all night

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I'd rather if she didn't.

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Last night, ooooh

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I stuck it in the wrong hole

30
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I'm so sorry, ooooh

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From the bottom of my soul

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I never ever want to make you feel hurting

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I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting

34
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Tell me how you feel,
Baby please don't pause

35
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Now I know how they feel in that HBO show Oz

36
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Maybe take some Advil,
your pain it will fix

37
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From the way you walk,
You can compete in the Special Olympics

38
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If this was Alabama,
We would be on trial

39
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That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

40
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-I've got a confession,
And I think you won't mind

41
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I kinda liked when you put it in my behind

42
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-I don't know baby,
I'm no sodomite

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-Can't we just try it again tonight....?

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-Alright!

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Every night, ooooh

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I stick it in the wrong hole

47
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It's so much fun, ooooh

48
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-(both)
And we don't need no birth control

49
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-When we stick it in the wrong hole

50
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I stuck it in your ass

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I stuck it in the wrong hole.
-I think 
I'm out! I think I'm out! (laughs)