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Have you heard my story
about the Finn?

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Yeah...Well if you don't know it,
you will soon.

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Imagine it: One day I am on 
the Insaoud road.

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I stumble across a petroleum engineer
with a broken-down Land Rover.

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He has a cute chick with him,

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a big blonde with dreamy eyes.

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a baby's smile...

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a real slut. I noticed her
right away,

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because women are my thing.

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It sure beats shoveling, eh?

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So with a straight face, I tell
the engineer:

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"If you want, I can drive your lady
to Agdid and call a tow truck."

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He actually said yes. So I'm alone
with the doll. Isn't that right, Saiid?

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It's all true!

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Yes, it's true.

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It's also fascinating.

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Are you going to work at all?

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Just wait, it gets better!
Doesn't it get better?

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Yeah, yeah...

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So, soon as we left,
I drove with one hand.

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And that's when the girl starts
putting on airs and graces,

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the delicate manners 
of a fine lady,

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on the pretext that Saiid was
trying to make a move.

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Just then we arrived at the sand dunes.

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So, I said to the Finn girl:

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"Have you head about the sand roses?"

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"No," she said.

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So I stopped the truck, and said,
"See that sand dune?

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Behind it are the most beautiful
sand roses in all of Nigeria."

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Great. She wanted to go see.

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Two hours later, Mitch-Mitch
and his little chickie are at Iqbul Fri,

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raising glasses of Pernod.

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Suddenly, the cuckold arrives, and goes
straight to her, without saying a word.

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He shoots her a look that could
kill a buffalo.

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Someone told him?

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Sand!

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Mitch, who always says too much, 
told him:

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"Once you're all set, follow my tracks
to Iqbul Fri."

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The little engineer had followed our
tracks all the way to the dunes.

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There was more than enough
evidence there.

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We might as well have waved our 
underwear at him.

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How did it end?

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Done glaring at his tart, he
took a swing at the guys.

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Mitch blocked the first punch,
and told him:

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"Don't overplay your hand!"

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Her husband said nothing?

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Well, you know. When some 250 lb.
guys say something,

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130 lb. guys tend to listen.