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Have you heard my story[br]about the Finn?

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Yeah...Well if you don't know it,[br]you will soon.

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Imagine it: One day I am on [br]the Insaoud road.

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I stumble across a petroleum engineer[br]with a broken-down Land Rover.

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He has a cute chick with him,

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a big blonde with dreamy eyes,

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a baby's smile...

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a real slut. I noticed her[br]right away,

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because women are my thing.

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It sure beats shoveling, eh?

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So with a straight face, I tell[br]the engineer:

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"If you want, I can drive your lady[br]to Agdid and call a tow truck."

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He actually said yes. So I'm alone[br]with the doll. Isn't that right, Saiid?

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It's all true!

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Yes, it's true.

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It's also fascinating.

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Are you going to work at all?

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Just wait, it gets better![br]Doesn't it get better?

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Yeah, yeah...

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So, soon as we left,[br]I drove with one hand.

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And that's when the girl starts[br]putting on airs and graces,

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the delicate manners [br]of a fine lady,

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on the pretext that Saiid was there.

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Just then we arrived at the sand dunes.

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So, I said to the Finn girl:

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"Have you heard about the sand roses?"

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"No," she said.

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So I stopped the truck, and said,[br]"See that sand dune?

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Behind it are the most beautiful[br]sand roses in all of Nigeria."

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[Chuckles]

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Great. She wanted to go see.

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Two hours later, Mitch-Mitch[br]and his little chickie are at Iqbul Fri,

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raising glasses of Pernod.

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Suddenly, the cuckold arrives, and goes[br]straight to her, without saying a word.

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He shoots her a look that could[br]kill a buffalo.

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Someone told him?

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Sand!

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Mitch, who always says too much, [br]told him:

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"Once you're all set, follow my tracks[br]to Iqbul Fri."

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The little engineer had followed our[br]tracks all the way to the dunes.

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There was more than enough[br]evidence there.

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We might as well have waved our [br]underwear at him.

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How did it end?

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Done glaring at his tart, he[br]took a swing at the guys.

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Mitch blocked the first punch,[br]and told him:

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"Don't push your luck!"

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The husband said nothing?

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Well, you know. When some 250 lb.[br]guys say something,

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130 lb. guys tend to listen.