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直接打她臉

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哈摟

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嗨,你好啊,可以讓我進來嗎?

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讓我進來怎麼樣?

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拜託,我不會傷害你的

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或許是我在變成怪物了

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為甚麼我總是把一切搞毀?

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我只希望這個手術又順利，又普通，和....

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用火燒死他

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好了你們這些渾蛋小子

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我受夠你們了

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(噪音)

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噢

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嗨

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我現在是SCP

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S-C-P(代號)

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M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R.

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這裡最致命的怪物

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(聲響)

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(聲響)

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其實我不致命,我只是喜歡突然從牆壁冒出來然後說(聲響)

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啊!

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我差點走進去了

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(思考中)

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摁,我真是天底下最大的白癡

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我好笨

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我從來沒有刻意去嘗試跳躍

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我根本就是智障

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謝謝我的一百萬粉絲

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(對話聲)

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直到你察覺在前面亮光裡移動的東西

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在他蒙上陰影時,眨眼

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開始轉變

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