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正中他的面部

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你好(音效)

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嘿,嗨！你能放我进去吗？

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把我放进去怎样？

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拜托,我不会伤害你的

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果然,我还是加入怪物阵营吧

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poof

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为什么我总是搞砸所有事情

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我只是想要一个完美,正常的手术和……

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用火烧死它！

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poof

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好的你们这群笨蛋孩子

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我花了好长时间才爬上来

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[声音]啊啊啊啊

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poof

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哦,嗨

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现在我是SCP

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S-C-P.

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M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R.

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这里最致命的SCP

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Uubuuuuuuu~

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Uuuuuuuuuh~

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其实我并不致命,我只是喜欢从墙里跳出来然后 uuuuuuuh~

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(枪声)啊啊！

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poof

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哦哦啊哦……我差点掉进去了

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(背景音乐)

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好吧，我只是这个世界上有史以来最大的笨蛋！

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我真笨！

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我从来没有去尝试跳跃

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我是什么样的笨蛋！？

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poof

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我想对我的一百万个粉丝说一声……谢谢

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(串扰)

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>>直到你看到有东西在你眼前的光线里移动

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铸造了一层阴影,你眨了眨眼

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开始转头……