Punch him right in his face.

Hello.

Hey, hi there, can you let me in?

How bout you let me in.

Please, I won't hurt you.

Maybe I am turning into the monster here.

Why do I always ruin everything?

I just want this to be a nice, normal
operation with.

Kill it with fire.

>> All right you bastard kiddies.

I've had it up to here with you guys.

[NOISE]

>> Oooh.

Hi.

I'm an SCP now.

S-C-P.

M-A-R-K-I-P-L-I-E-R.

The most lethal SCP around.

[SOUND].

[SOUND].

I'm not actually lethal, I just like to
pop out of walls and go [SOUND].

Ah!

I almost walked right into that.

[SOUND].

Well, I'm just the biggest idiot that ever
existed in the entire world.

I'm so stupid.

I never even bothered to try and jump.

What kind of moron am I?

To my one million fans, thank you.

[CROSSTALK]

>> Until you detect something moving in
front of the light.

Casting a shadow over you, you blink.

Beginning to turn.