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♪ (unsettling music) ♪

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Ooh, coffee!

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Coffee, huh?

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Would be a shame if something

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were to slip a little something 
in his coffee, wouldn't it?

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(evil chuckle)

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(evil chuckle)

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NO! NO! NO!

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No, no, no.

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Drink the coffee.
You wanna drink the--

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YES! Ahhahahaha!

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(mischievous giggle)

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All right, I did not only kill him,

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but I stole his sandwich.

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(evil chuckle)

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And molested his corpse.

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Oh my god, you really wanted

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that sandwich, didn't you?

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Sorry, bro, you can't have it.

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You're fucking dead.

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Oh my god!

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How is he not dead?

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How are you not dead, bitch?!

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(flames whoosh)

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OH GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?!

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What the fuck just happened?!

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Everything just exploded!

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Oh my god, that's awesome.

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That's amazing.

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So weird, but--

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I mean, that was weird, right?

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Your friend died.

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But about about a doughnut?

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You love doughnuts, right?

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Eat the doughnut.

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(chuckles)

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(evil chuckle)

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AH HA HA! Heh heh heh.

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(laughs)

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What is with your voice?!

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(drowned out) We're leaving this place now.

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You can't tell me what to do, Job.

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Have some fertilizer, Job. Huh?

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Would you like some fertilizer in YO FACE?!

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Boom!

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Whoo! Pimp it out.

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Pimp it out, pimp it out, girl.

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A farm.

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Yes, the farm.

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Perfect, perfect.

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What do we got?

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You tried to put the fire out, huh?

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Some weed, huh?

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Research, huh?

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Grab that doughnut!

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That's right, grab the doughnut and just eat it.

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(evil chuckle)

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AAAH! Heh heh heh heh heh.

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Ahh, yeah, baby girl.

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I will rock your world, baby girl.

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It's not a baby girl.

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It's an old, disgusting man.

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